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i mean really this thread should just be post bc rich guitars e: n/m those are bc knockoffs but the point still stands
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Dec 24, 2013 20:03
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wtf does this thing even do
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Dec 24, 2013 20:05
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the handle is to have something to hold on to when the riffs get too rockin
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Dec 24, 2013 20:33
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all of this goofy stempunk poo poo can't overthrow the metal sadness that is BC RICH
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Dec 25, 2013 07:49
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axolotl farmer posted:jazz_fusion.gif listen to this wicked bass line straight from mypos cousin larry
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Dec 25, 2013 18:38
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Dr. Faustus posted:That was my first solid-body electric. post your music asap
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Dec 26, 2013 02:20
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Dr. Faustus posted:After you. i don't have anything to prove here you loving ding-dong. i've posted poo poo that i've been working on in the past and never came into a thread trying to stick up for my goofy guitar collection or whatever the gently caress it is you're doing here. you painted "you suck" on your volume knob so you wouldn't suck anymore and apparently that's all it took and now you don't suck. prove it.
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Dec 26, 2013 04:57
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fyi im opening a guitar school wherein i write "you suck" on your fender squire stratocaster. thanks for coming. that will be $50.
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Dec 26, 2013 05:22
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Dr. Faustus posted:That's all it took? So, the years of practice? Nevermind, here: ah ha, not clicking any of that poo poo. nice try dickbag. kick rocks.
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Dec 26, 2013 05:52
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Dr. Faustus posted:*listens to every track* I clicked on all of your links and to be honest, I loved every minute of my exposure to your skills. *i'm lying and didn't click on anything and you are a dweeb*
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Dec 27, 2013 05:56
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haha you edited my post how funny. go back to musicians lounge and let all those dudes jerk off your sweet guitar licks until you die a lonely death.
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Dec 27, 2013 06:33
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Dr. Faustus posted:I am here by invitation (see pages one and two) so I might as well hang around and chill with you cool dudes. you reek of trying. it's cute but sad. back away slowly, pumpkin.
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Dec 27, 2013 07:13
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Dr. Faustus posted:Pumpkin? i'm always coming on to everyone. even you, "try-hard guitar guy."
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Dec 27, 2013 07:23
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Dr. Faustus posted:Ok, whew. When a dude with an Aatrek fruit-hat calls me, "Pumpkin," it gives me a serious case of the, "Hey dude I'm 42 and, yeah, I'm into Star Trek but trust me, the stars won't align for us." holy lol
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hey faustus, who is stalking you and why are they doing so? i'm asking because this is the first thread i've ever seen you in and you went completely batshit on me in like 2 posts. are there people following you around the forums just to gently caress with you?
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Dec 28, 2013 06:45
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Dr. Faustus posted:Thanks for asking. I don't want to get into it because it will start a bunch more poo poo. cool thanks for clarifying that you are probably crazy. no one is STALKING you and you should probably find your way out of gbs and possibly the internet in general.
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Dec 28, 2013 07:39
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Dr. Faustus posted:I can't reason you out of a position you didn't reason yourself into. i just hear the twilight zone music whenever you post
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Dec 28, 2013 07:53
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holy poo poo this dude is the worst. i'm just going to pretend he doesn't exist now. sorry everyone. check out this weird guitar
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Dec 28, 2013 08:10
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why the gently caress did you dickheads call him back here. you know he's like beetlejuice.
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um, did that dude give himself an avatar based on this thread? if so, loving weak. also, you have to say beetlejuice three times for him to appear you dumb oval office.
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Dr. Faustus posted:You don't like it? Aw, that hurts. Don't begrudge Lowtax his $5.oo. i like it because it was my joke you dork.
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Dec 30, 2013 06:08
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Dolphin posted:
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Dec 30, 2013 22:29
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had a guitar player who loved these guitars when i was a singer. metal is pointy.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I am Jack's total lack of self-perception. youre a loving dork. go play your guitars, pet your dog, wish for a life partner, and don't post
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Dr. Faustus posted:I I I I I I I I I... CONGRATULATIONS celebrate early by not posting anymore and lol at 1st anniversary at a 40 something with dozens of guitars and a dog
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Jan 4, 2014 06:40
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man thats gross posted:see now that wa s a personal attack learn to tell the difference i know the difference but don't know how to care
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Jan 4, 2014 06:45
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if the pick said "you suck" i would be sold
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dr faustus you are the worst human being in the world. your guitars and music are forgettable but you are a ding-dong. never post again.
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Fax Sr posted:i do not like a gold guitar
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Jan 9, 2014 08:44
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ovation makes/made loving bass guitars? is that a built in eq in the ad? holy poo poo my brain hurts.
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i mean, i like my ovation acoustic even though someone dooked on the plastic body earlier in the thread, but those electrics are goofy as gently caress
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Declan MacManus posted:as far as ergonomic guitars i find the parker maxxfly to be the least offensive to my sensibilities i've always wanted a parker. they look comfortable to play 
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Troglyfe posted:This qualifies as an ugly guitar, yes? argh that poo poo is incomprehensible. a double guitar/bass with a bow thrown in for no loving reason? is there a shotgun with a toe-trigger attachment included so i can end this miserable existence playing this worthless instrument?
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Jan 15, 2014 06:36
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like there's no reason for him to switch guitars. he's playing the same poo poo between the two. and he never even touches the fretboard of the bass. why. why?
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THAT loving VIDEO HAS ALMOST 7 MILLION VIEWS WHY DID I CLICK ON IT TO CHECK
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Dewgy posted:no lie if i had an instrument that made that sound i'd probably just sit around all day waggling my hair out of my face and doing that too, that would be the best thing to gently caress around with if i had that poo poo i would probably realize that playing three things at a time is impossible and i probably shouldn't introduce a bow into this scenario.
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hey guys i couldn't help not being the center of attention in this thread anymore check this out and talk about me again
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^GTFO^Sire Oblivion posted:Left handed guitars are loving criminal. as are left handed people, but that's for another thread
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drunk asian neighbor posted:So what is the origin of your AV? Just curious since Dr. Retard keeps loving posting it for some reason it's freddie mercury. i had no idea until a goon bud pointed it out to me. i just found it online at some point and adopted it but faustaus seems to think i give a poo poo. e: youtube with a time stamp: http://youtu.be/rNBWf54RvsI?t=1m55s bunky fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jan 17, 2014 |
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