Not a viking posted:

Because pincer feet is exactly what you want when crawling across dunes.

petrol blue posted:

Think I've worked out why the big guns miss so often.

JcDent posted:

thegodofchuck posted:

I just can't look at this "web bundle" and not be stunned.

http://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Skitarii-War-Cohort-Web-Bundle

I actually reasonably like the new Skitarii models, too, but that kind of price is absurd.

Compare with oh, I dunno, a Tyrant pledge for the KoW Kickstarter, which was $150 less than that.

Like, seriously. A "staggering" 99 models vs. somewhere in the neighborhood of 1000+ models depending on what you pick. Admittedly, that was a great deal, but hell, if you're going to throw down around a grand all at once on a miniatures purchase, I think you'd want something worth your time. I mean, is that War Cohort even a full army? Probably not.

Loxbourne posted:

There was a "full Chapter" deal for $10,000.

Radish posted:

The most Warhammery moment ever was when the local store did a Clash of Worlds event where it was Warhammer Fantasy versus 40k megabattle. Everyone brought something like 200-300 points to fill up three tables worth of stuff and the base rules changed depending on whose turn it was. The local power gamers were the Fantasy players and just brought a ton of cannons and blew up all of the 40k tanks on the first turn since they were stronger than lascannons and could hit multiple vehicles.

boom boom boom posted:

Twenty-seven dollars.

serious gaylord posted:

The cooler designs are always the bad guy suits since all gundams have to pretty much share the same design aesthetic.

Moola posted:

I made a thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPAPmtTi8lc

Moola posted:

gently caress yeah m8

you been following our Slam Sector tales?

Hixson posted:

They look like this guy off that Pixar movie-

BULBASAUR posted:

Moola posted:

GW are now selling limited edition rules lol

Moola posted:

bad thread doesnt want to be friends with me at all

JcDent posted:

Score Cybernetica



A Thousand Dollars Of Jewel Like Joy

Because as we all know, discerning painters and collectors dream of having 20 identical robots and 10 dudes that come in 950 components.

Score Cybernetica

Are you golden enough daemon to paint them all?

Moola posted:

Furious Frank

Moola posted:

Ever noticed how xwings laser noises literally sound like WANG WANG WANG

go ahead and watch a clip I'm not even joking

Doctor Borris posted:

http://www.games-workshop.com/en-WW/Murderfang



"Named Murderfang by the Space Wolves, this metal-skinned monster was found roaming the hell world of Omnicide. It clearly is a Dreadnought, yet the true identity of the once-noble hero within its sarcophagus is long lost. In times of great strife, this machine-beast is released from its glacial prison and set loose upon the foe, where it will claw, stamp and bite until nothing is left but ruin.

This multi-part plastic kit makes one Murderfang armed with murderclaws"

Chill la Chill posted:

Friend introduced hot sis to x wangs and we're gonna hang out and maybe date. I say go for it Moola. Never had a success story like that for 40k.

Moola posted:

Wtf are you idiots even talking about???

Moola posted:

?!?!

Moola posted:

yeah apparently its blocked in Germany because I used 'x gon give it to ya' :/

Business Gorillas posted:

What army are you playing today, buddy?

NURGLE.
*throws jar full of flies directly at opponents face*

nopantsjack posted:

Sigmarines respawn in Azyr when killed but go hollow or something, maybe a setup for future chaos sigmarines

lilljonas posted:

You can hide night goblin fanatics in a night goblin unit, and launch them out of the unit when you want. Nothing weird, but:

The fanatics can be an infinite number.

Watch me launch 500 fanatics out of a 20 goblin unit. I hope you brought lunch because this will take a while.

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The Mad Count: Marius Leitdorf is an exceptional swordsman, even if he is totally insane. If, during your hero phase, you pretend to ride an imaginary horse, you can re-roll failed hit rolls for the Averland Runefang until your next hero phase. If you actually talk to your imaginary horse you can re-roll failed wound rolls as well.

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One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a violent lunatic, and his temper does little to help his stretched sanity. If, during your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of 1 for him until your next hero phase. If Konrad von Carstein talks back to you, reroll all failed hit rolls instead.

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Hooded Villain: A Great Moonclan’s Warboss is a mean-spirited villain whose
beady red eyes stare malevolently from beneath his hood before he launches his
attack. You can re-roll any hit dice when this Warboss attacks, but only if you are
either wearing a hood or you can beat your opponent in a staring contest before
rolling the dice (first one to blink or look away loses).