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Tampa Bae posted:Wait until you hear the story about how my dad won an N64 from a local fox station's Simpson's trivia contest and my mother made me hand it to a very confused garbage truck driver. I had to throw out all my RPG books (which I had spent ~all my summer job and whatever money on all my life until that point as a teenager) because some Jehovah's Witnesses insisted that they were satanic. When I tried to point out that some of them extremely were not because they were standard sci-fi stuff, they switched to "yeah well they feature a future where Armageddon hasn't come to pass so they're sinful as well plus these games force you to adopt a persona that's not yours and that's disrespectful to Jehovah". So I feel you. loving religious yahoos.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 12:03 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:07 |
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Far be it from me to doubt the word of AEW Botches... but... I kinda doubt the word of AEW Botches. And the chorus of Vincels going "it's this behaviour that's keeping me from watching their product", because obviously this is something that happens every day. A loving pandemic of doxxing, I tell you!
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 19:54 |
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A few weeks ago I clipped the Kenny Omega Boo-urns bit off Dynamite and put it on YouTube because I like putting up clips of things I might want to look at later. All of a sudden, a few days ago, the clip blew up. It went from a few hundred views to over 20k in days, and while previously the comments were just largely dudes talking about how much they like Kenny Omega's weird gimmick or making the "I was saying nooo-no-no-no" joke, suddenly there was an influx of SUPER ANGRY WWE fans. All of a sudden I've had to block dozens of comments and people because some assholes keep spamming the same dumb, tired "lol u virgin cuck u like a clown" comments over and over again. It honestly feels like it says something about these guys that "virgin" is their go-to insult, almost like that was something they were super insecure about in their own selves... I suddenly have a lot more sympathy for the people who have to moderate AEW's own social media channels.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 21:24 |
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Vandar posted:Sasha stans are fuckin' wild lol. They're right about one thing though, my favourite wrestler isn't Sasha Banks. It's Hikaru Shida.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 08:43 |
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D.N. Nation posted:they RUINED Ruby's debut!!!!!! So just for those who didn't see All Out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B-4m92o67E Pictured: a woman who is having a terrible time and her experience is ruined.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 20:21 |
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Dawgstar posted:I have the biggest smile. That's the AEW All Out effect E: If you want to smile some more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZKTlkulTp8 Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Sep 7, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 20:39 |
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Well poo poo, I mean I guess that's Jamie Hayter's career done and dusted. It's not like they could be building up to a story or anything? Like maybe she gets tired of Britt or maybe Britt starts trying to push her around because she's intended to be her muscle and she's losing to people she was supposed to beat up for Britt? And maybe that could lead to a program between the current champion and Jamie Hayter? poo poo, something like that could be cool but sadly we don't live in a world where that is possible.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 08:11 |
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Lid posted:She lost a handicap match against Kris Stat with her partner being the dead weight of Rebel and straight up walking out. She waa not made to look a goof at all in the match but the match was entirely a Stat showcase so shes buried and will never ever recover. Rest in peace Hayter. But on the flipside Bianca Belair eating a loss at Summerslam in literally two moves was actually bold storytelling and is definitely building up to something amazing and furthermo
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 11:18 |
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https://twitter.com/LadyViceVenom/status/1447375069290897413 [x] pro-WWE tweets [x] fan of a Premier League football team [x] bunch of tweets about old Hell in a Cell matches etc Only bad and disgusting and bad for business when some do it?
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 17:41 |
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Lamuella posted:Lol I was going to reply something to this weirdo, but then I stopped to think if I REALLY want to get into a twitter thing with some alt-right lunatic. And you know, I probably have better things to do with my life.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 20:36 |
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karmicknight posted:Do not interact with people posted here. I swear to loving god. No I meant originally when I spotted the original tweet, but then I decided to post it here to be laughed at instead. But it's good advice anyway.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 21:01 |
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Proposal: A bid to get more representation, visibility and screen time for black and PoC wrestlers. Reality: An insane Twitter man ends up creating the Measurehead Race Science Wrestling Federation.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 15:29 |
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You know, Jim, this isn't the insane ice burn slam you probably thought it was. I see a man who is BEAMING from ear to ear because he gets to work with his best friends, put on great matches, do the kind of goofy poo poo we know he loves to do, work and travel with his girlfriend (or fiancé? I'm not sure) all while being paid well and enjoying a level of creative freedom he's never known before. https://twitter.com/Cornyverse/status/1453859744569905156
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 08:48 |
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Tampa Bae posted:It's another chapter in the self-destruction of the WWE. Won't be the death, corporations and governments will still keep giving them money even if Vince is the only one still watching It's also hilariously stupid. It gives your talent extra income (making them happier), it gives them a new audience that might be tempted to check out your wrestling product and is a fun way for them to connect with fans.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 12:27 |
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To quote Adam Cole himself:Adam Cole posted:"Actually being here... the past five weeks have kind of felt like a dream to me. It's been absolutely unbelievable every single week. I'm not kidding when I say I'm having the time of my life, and All Out was my favourite night of my wrestling career" Seriously: he wasn't miserable before so it's not sour grapes, but he's a lot happier now. I guess that's a pretty hard pill for some people to swallow.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 12:56 |
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It's one of the few things Vince McMahon and I have in common.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 14:04 |
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Renaissance Spam posted:And I think there's an argument to be made there; the last two Halloween Dynamites had some stuff but the main event was treated seriously and without costumes. I disagree pretty strongly. Wrestling isn't real, and there's nothing sacred about the main event. The ultimate goal of wrestling is to be entertaining, and with the right people a bunch of goofballs doing Turtles movie spots in Ghostbusters costumes is extremely entertaining. I would much rather take that than a bunch of serious fighty shouty mans doing a boring match or a boring match with a DQ finish or some poo poo. Honestly what's really impressive about AEW is that they can offer all kinds of wrestling from insanely technical showcases to Japan style 30 minute time limit draws to super entertaining comedy matches and everything in between.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 20:49 |
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:https://twitter.com/DT_NerdyGeek/status/1460305136673333255 Hmm yes the Young Bucks are definitely in the business of burying all their competition and never putting anyone over or making them look good.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 16:26 |
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VideoWitch posted:Amazing that none of the people in the responses got the right answer of "Because he wants to and it would be cool" How are these people so loving bad at watching TV? They literally said it out loud on Dynamite: Danielson is going through the Dark Order to piss off Page and to hurt his friends to provoke him. And to show off, because he feels like he's on a whole other level compared to Page and the Dark Order, so he can just take them apart at his leisure and then finish the coup de grâce by taking Hangman's belt. B-b-b-b-but his title challenge, y he need 2 ern it bad AEW booking?!!!!?!!!
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 15:39 |
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The "KEITH LEE WAS A PIECE OF poo poo ALWAYS ACTUALLY" takes have now begun. https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1475319519836921857
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 18:19 |
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I don't think Randy Orton would be even a top 5 Danielson opponent of 2021, let alone all time. E: poo poo, forget about 2021, he's not even in the top 5 Danielson opponents from these past three months. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Dec 29, 2021 |
# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 20:26 |
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Ganso Bomb posted:That's why it wasn't one of the three things I mentioned I wasn't calling you out, I was responding to that guy's dumb take. Sorry if it came across the other way!
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 21:39 |
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heel turn posted:https://twitter.com/Marie_Shadows/status/1476407013416521734?s=20 Oh you mean the "I did data entry for WWE, I'm the wrestling insider, hire me Sean of Fightful dot com what you didn't well now I'll start spreading slanderous poo poo about you" person? A lot of things. A lot of things.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 19:45 |
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You sure are salty as gently caress about "it's hard to get super excited about Hangman as the champion because Danielson is too good".
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 16:10 |
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Cavauro posted:the above post is an XKCD reference Don't you put that loving evil on me.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 16:16 |
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Shard posted:It's a bad take my friend Yeah but you're the guy with a Hangman Page short story for an avatar so you're not an impartial judge. Unlike Mark Henry.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 17:27 |
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forkboy84 posted:Yes, & as we all know that's why Tom Magee had a tremendously successful wrestling career. Jade's perfectly fine. She's still green but she's putting on perfectly fine matches and it's kinda weird that people insist she's some kind of Performance Center graduate who is struggling to do one star matches.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 16:38 |
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Destroy My Sweater posted:I've been seeing "Jade is a Bianca Belair ripoff" takes. They're either not actually watching or are just telling on themselves lol Even in bad faith that's dumb as gently caress. That unintentionally says a lot about them because as you point out, the only thing they have in common is "black woman". They have completely different personalities, characters, in-ring styles etc. But I guess only one promotion is allowed to have black people.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 19:38 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:"Where has she worked hard" said the 17 year DJ. Like I'm not into body shaming anyone, but it is seriously hard to read this "SHE'S REALLY LET HERSELF GO" bullshit from a dude who probably looks like a sack of potatoes. This is someone who has no idea how much work it takes build muscle and how insane your routine has to be to get a body like Jade's.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 20:52 |
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Kosmo Gallion posted:Hasn't it been popularised by Dan Lambert recently? I think I need to watch more vlogs because I missed Dan Lambert smoking ice from a bong.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 21:21 |
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Zombie Lemur posted:I think it's funny that Tony Khan will go rounds with random WWE reply guys with 15 followers but completely ignores this dude. Tony didn't send him any cheese so now he gets the whine.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2022 15:44 |
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The cultists have now convinced themselves that Jon Moxley won't be appearing at the Royal Rumble, but Dean Ambrose will. Because... they didn't censor his name from a promo anymore? https://twitter.com/SMITH_FARJU_RR/status/1482178082249363463 https://twitter.com/SMITH_FARJU_RR/status/1482165718372204546 https://twitter.com/SMITH_FARJU_RR/status/1482896551630540800 https://twitter.com/Tribal_Chief18/status/1482868140983869442 https://twitter.com/AnnetteReid247/status/1482164616822206464 Like... if you love Jon Moxley so much, just loving... watch AEW.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 15:51 |
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Ganso Bomb posted:Why would I support the company that drove him into rehab??? I believe they actually had him walk.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 19:45 |
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Nikki AGOASH, Almost Got Over As Super Hero.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 15:13 |
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WWE about to move from the casual space into dead space.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 17:52 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:I agree with this tweet. Because I'm soooooo loving tired of this poo poo. Maybe it's because I'm German and know what a kinda regular-rear end name Günther Stark is. So trying to connect the name to a random, probably long dead, Nazi of the same name who didn't do anything of import and who no one knew about until today seems way off to me. But whatever. Like, I agree. On one level. I don't think they set out to name WALTER after a Nazi u-boat commander (although it's not impossible). But look at the big picture. We have a guy who was doing the whole "German speakers in long black leather jackets yelling in German, talking about the Ringkampf and tweeting about how their faction is über alles" thing. Then you take his current name, WALTER, which is established and a perfetly fine, albeit not stereotypically german, name. And you rename him Gunther, which is. There's exactly one connotation you're giving his gimmick here. Even if that's not 100% your intention, you have to realize that's what you're doing. And let's be honest: this is the same place where they wanted the Pakistani guy play a terrorist, where they already had middle-eastern dudes play terrorists, where they have the Japanese woman do a sexualized school girl gimmick etc. It would be extremely generous to assume there are some hidden layers of nuance here instead of Vince going "Hey that guy speaks German, let's make him a diet nazi!"
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 14:47 |
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Shard posted:This is like one of those pictures where someone says this is the future atheist want and then you go yeah that would be rad lol It's always eye opening to get a glimpse into the psyche of someone who is so different as to almost be alien to me. I look at that picture and see a guy who is having fun and probably pretty secure in who he is. He sees the end of the world as we know it.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 16:13 |
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disaster pastor posted:I actually went to Keith's blog a couple weeks ago because it occurred to me he'd probably fit great in a "no psycho poo poo, only funny takes" bad takes thread, and I was actually kind of pleasantly disappointed? Like he's still Scott Keith and still has some weirdo opinions and complete misunderstandings, but he's generally pretty PSP-orthodox these days: "AEW is good, WWE is awful, the people behind WWE are terrible." I couldn't find anything worth the effort. I used to read Scott Keith (he was ... uhhh... Netcop? Was it?) back in the day and he was my go-to-guy for PPV reviews before ordering a tape from some tape trader. What happened to him since then, or was he always a weirdo and I just didn't notice?
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 16:26 |
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yea ok posted:gaslighting Gaslighting is how Gunther reads in his house.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 21:01 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:07 |
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forkboy84 posted:Buried becoming another term for "losing a feud" sure is fun. Yeah just lol at the idea that AEW "buried" Suzuki. His entrance was accompanied by one of the top guys in the promotion holding his head in unbelieving despair and mouthing "NO loving WAY". At every step he was made to look like an almost immortal badass who tested wrestlers to their very core. When his entrance music was cut off due to a production snafu, they turned it into a big storyline about how he was disrespected and wanted blood. But yes he was buried.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 18:40 |