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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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PleasureKevin posted:

what's in your wallet

what's in your google wallet

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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and then watch as employees swarm for the scraps, cheering up even the most glum of earnings reports

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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materialol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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The Management posted:

this just appeared in my mailbox


I didn't apply for a job at Google.

their metadata analysis is really good at predictive marketing

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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theadder posted:

when will they end the keep

I'll start the google keep watch

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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pram posted:

guys pencil in an hour tomorrow morning for our "stand up" meeting

this but unironically multiple times a week

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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also doubling the time spent on team meetings but standing awkwardly in the hall instead of using a meeting room

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Bobby Digital posted:

a new dope

the hempire strikes back

return of the redeye

the phantom dankness

attack of the coughs

revenge of the spliff

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Blue Train posted:

it ducks and is ballpit

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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making a robohorse would make him pleased with google

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Mar 11, 2015

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Valeyard posted:

it would be really cool if your watch could be like "hey dave, i notice we are in mcdonalds at the minute, you are sweating prefously and have a heartbeat of 160bpm - id suggest you put down the burger and go for a jog"

im afraid i cant pay for another burger dave

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Cardboard Box A posted:

Isn't his soundproof loft more likely some sort of 50 shades of gray bdsm sex dungeon?

Or a Dexter plastic sheeting covered murder lab?

the second is why google now added the coveted 'where is the closest abandoned culvert' from siri queries

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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:hankhill: atherton!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Share Bear posted:

it should be moc.elgoog but elgoog isn't exactly know for interface consistency

mods please change thread title to Moc El Goog

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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duTrieux. posted:

it's really weird that they haven'tg fixed this, it's such a common complaint

it seems like a way to get the user to spend more time browsing and exposing themselves to products, or honing general searches without the department to the most generic desirable results

I find it annoying too, but I always seem to forget the department first and spend more time paging through since the results are somewhat good enough

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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annapacketstormaya posted:

The province east of Tokyo?


PART 1 Chiba City Doobs

ONE

The sky above the port was the color of dank, dank clouds in front of a tv, tuned to a dead channel.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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hobbesmaster posted:

unless you're in the other A/B group in which case you get something else at random

yeah, your eyes get moved to a secondary skin strip you have to lift to see

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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but you can instantly buy anything a you say

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Wheany posted:

youtube update: now they have decided that i want to see some #gamergate dude's videos. i saw some video in the related videos of several other (non-gaming related) videos i was watching. i clicked it just to see what the hell it was. it was some rant about some article on some gaming website. i clicked thumbs down and closed the tab.

now youtube is showing me several of the dude's videos in the related videos section. :owned:

somehow i get recommendations for greek soap operas every other video :shepface:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

Timb release the transit info

"Apple and rail services, finally on the right track."

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Wheany posted:

yeah, once i ordered a dvd from play.com and then later saw a banner on some other site that tried to get me to buy the same movie, on play.com.

like, what the hell is the loving point?

and the banner just had multiple copies of the same movie, not other similar movies that i might like based on the movie i bought or anything.

was it speed?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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duTrieux. posted:

the google cars have an accident per mile rate approximately 10 times that of the national average.

mad max: fully-automated road :black101:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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The Management posted:

I see them driving around mountain view all the time. they drive poorly. yesterday I saw one trying to make a left turn out of a straight-only lane

look out here comes my glitch lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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HAIL eSATA-n posted:

what happens when i cut a driverless car off and slam on the brakes so it hits me? who writes me the check

you trade insurance.nfo files on the bump and paypal the cost for damages from the sensors geez

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Nintendo Kid posted:

google man eric schmidt gave a good talk at the graduation ceremony today


for some reason the digital screen they use photographs very oddly

leader-google-nwo.jpg

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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theflyingexecutive posted:

when I get them I just gonna wear my doctor robes around all day like a goddamn wizard

i hope u get the puffy hat because they look like they'd make great pillows and are cool

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Cold on a Cob posted:

unless they won't let then publish the extension b/c it's illegal

maybe arcon had a 4chan extension or something

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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i cant wait for the first win10 exploit to be called Bleeding Edge and have a razor made out of the windows logo or the e have a sawtooth shape

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Sudo Echo posted:

surely some horrible phone company does this already, right

is netzero still around? this feels like something they would have tried as people moved to voip

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Athletic Footjob posted:

its for scrubs

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Forums Terrorist posted:

google hangouts ate my balls

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Kit Kat Bariatric

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Android Muscle Milk™

*sleek buff droid benching apples appears in sculpture garden*

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

the process of desperately trying to make money from google projects

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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cremnob posted:

sorry if you don't think apple has a moat then you don't actually understand their business

of course they have a mote its in all the campus 2 drawings

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

obviously tim cooked up the whole thing in less than a year

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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MeruFM posted:

the game is not great though
at least from the 15 minutes i played

it's in the vein of tiny tower, airport whatever, etc except with little fallout cartoons and an xcom base

so the only enjoyment i'm getting out of it is the android tears

it also missed out on a great cobranding opportunity by not offering a sim tenpenny tower content pack with ghouls instead of raiders

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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well now youll just have to do it at the googleplex 2 (duoogleplex) like all the other google execs when theyre looking for a change of scenery

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

George: George is getting scroogled!
Jerry: Scroogled?!
George: Scroogled, baby!

Episode summary from tvguide.com: Kramer offers his own search service where he manually indexes and searches for things, but gets overwhelmed. Google shows up at his door with threatening results.

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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vodkat posted:

Jerry dates a facebook exec but can't deal with the pressure of maintaining a perfect profile.

George: "And everybody's always sharing. Sharing this, sharing that, sharing when they get a cup of coffee with friends! Who wants to see that…" *fiddles with muni wifi sign on diner table*

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