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From AI:Dave Inc. posted:These are the only carrots I'll eat. Other carrots leave my stomach feeling oddly hollow.
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chitoryu12 posted:I was almost expecting him to leap to the top of the final platform without needing the rope. He sprinted so fast the obstacles were just one solid surface to him. If you're moving fast enough, water is close enough to solid. Ask any small flat rock.
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:That man has nothing on MSG Mike Vining OK, so I looked the guy up, and he certainly had a badass career. He's legit. But "looks a little underwhelming" is a bit of an understatement. I'm sure it's been said before, and we're all thinking it: The movie of this guy's life would have to star Rick Moranis.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:But there are nipples further out in space! And directions to our house
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Laterite posted:Why is he mad about the songs? Comics from the New York City of literally a hundred years ago or more may not be 100% relatable Yet, presciently,  Megillah Gorilla posted:Everyone hates spruikers. I learned a word today Phy has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Jan 28, 2019 |
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Jan 28, 2019 04:35
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oh dope posted:I had a friend that started playing guitar at a very young age. He was an utter virtuoso. It was just this innate natural talent he had that he could never really explain. He got burned out and quit playing guitar in his early twenties. It just got boring for him and his passion for it disappeared. He still owns several expensive guitars but they're just an investment collecting dust these days. Hopefully this kid doesn't go through that, because watching a talent like that go to waste is extremely sad. I think that explains Mozart for me. "Ok, ok, guys, wait, no, listen. Listen! What if. What if I created anoooother work of heartbreaking genius, y'know, ok, because it's Tuesday, right? But this time I called it 'Sit Your Dirty rear end On My Face And Smear Turds Into My Nosehair'? And then everyone had to play it! They'd look at the sheet music, and no-one would say the name, of course, but they'd all know! They'd all know that the greatest musical performance of their lives was a piece called 'Smear Turds Into My Nosehair'."
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Yeah, that was the entirety of my joke. Incredibly brilliant child prodigy, grown up and kinda bored with it, amuses himself by flinging works off the top of his head that lesser men would kill to have written, and naming them vulgarities that would have selfsame lesser men summarily shot in the street.
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Jan 30, 2019 03:41
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Rascar Capac posted:po-faced Why is this the only place in the English language where "poker" is shortened this way Nobody gets their buddies together for a few hands of po
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Snowy posted:I guess you haven’t googled this  You know, I honestly thought I had at one point. Between that and the Picard playing the flute with someone else's hands thing, I'm starting to wonder if I jumped timelines last night. Is it still Nelson Mandela who was locked up in South Africa for years?
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Feb 15, 2019 07:01
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The "I'll give you something to cry about"
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Apr 5, 2019 20:50
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Was that the "Did you just catch that?" "Yes, yes I did  " guy?
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Apr 17, 2019 19:56
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Telling that the closest he comes to eating poo poo is taking a couple steps in heels
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May 25, 2019 05:36
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I remember From The Earth To The Moon being pretty decent. In the last episode Tom Hanks stars as Georges Méliès, director of Un Voyage Dans La Lune.
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May 27, 2019 05:10
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That tricycle atv is more lethal than any barbarian axe he ever painted
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Jun 3, 2019 18:20
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TheBigAristotle posted:https://twitter.com/fox6now/status/1139540675509280770 Whosoever shall pull this knife from this gator, is rightwise King born of all Texas
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Let me guess, they're waiting until they just have more adults in immigration detention, so it doesn't sound quite as evil
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Azhais posted:what about the red green party goddamn ducktapers don't tell me what I can and can't do with my stick
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Oct 11, 2019 23:05
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I can't stop watching this on loop and making PKKSSSSHHHH noises every time that right connects
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Ariong posted:ROBOT: INVASIVE_SPECIES_ELIMINATED Easy there, Ted Faro
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Solice Kirsk posted:Old dude chilling out in a lawn chair playing a DS in a parking lot on an overcast day while smoking a cigar. That man knows how to relax. I can only hope one day my life will be that grand. As far as life goals go, this one seems pretty achievable! I know you got it in you, little shaver. Reach for that star!
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Apr 25, 2020 17:17
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Android Apocalypse posted:My favorite thing about Rube Goldberg contraptions is that it's almost exclusively the realm of white folks that have the time & resources to set them up. It's a better use of our time than most of the other poo poo we get up to when we're bored
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May 29, 2020 13:02
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Lady Disdain posted:If it's still warm, does that mean that it is or isn't a coprolite ? If it's still warm, it's almost certainly got too much moisture content to be a coprolite Instead it's a coproheavy
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Aug 11, 2020 19:15
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Yeah, that's where my mind went. He's a mysterious jetpack man in Los Angeles, and we got a lot of Nazis that need punching.
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Oct 15, 2020 17:08
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OwlFancier posted:Is it not that company that's building jetpacks? I'm not an aviation dude so I can't say this for sure, but I imagine they'd get a proper federal bollocking if they were found in any way to be responsible for putting a jetpack man into the airspace around a major airport without any flight plan or anything.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Unrelated but after seeing Karl Urban in DREDD I think he'd make a badass Doomguy if an actual good DOOM movie was ever made Am I missing the joke, because he was Doomguy in the bad DOOM movie
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AmmoniumAcetate posted:Is 7 of 9 the Doomguy? Yes 
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Oct 23, 2020 19:46
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It's not bs, either. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaly-foot_snail
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OwlFancier posted:I mean, that technology exists and the great thing is you only have to shoot some of them before the bits smash all the others. Thread-relevant:  (F-15 launching an antisatellite missile)
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Feb 18, 2021 20:39
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Come on. It's rude to imply that twins are clones
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This is why the action you take to get out of their way is named after them
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The bolded part isn't true even in traditional Newtonian physics. Kinetic energy is 1/2mv2. The sum of the energy of two balls at 20 is much less than one ball at 40. Choosing to observe from a point where one ball is at rest doesn't make the other ball strike it with any more energy, though. It just means the whole system you're considering has more energy than if you were looking at it from a different point. When you're doing a collision calculation for one ball at rest and one ball moving, you also have to take the kinetic energy of the entire system into account, because the center of mass of the two balls is moving with respect to your frame of reference. This gives the whole two-body system a non-zero momentum and a non-zero kinetic energy, but this motion through space doesn't grant any extra energy or momentum to the interaction between the two bodies. The extra energy of the one ball moving at 40 vs the sum of the two balls moving at 20 mathematically accounts for the system's kinetic energy. If you do the math for the collision from the center of mass of the two bodies - this is the both balls moving at 20 case - it cancels out that system energy and ends up making the math a little simpler. In both cases, momentum is conserved, and the change in momentum felt by each ball when they collide when both are moving at 20 is identical to the change in momentum if one was at 40 and one was at rest.
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Roblo posted:I can guarantee that although her bike was off the shelf/from a bike shop it still "cost more than the average person makes in a month". I looked it up and the basic off the shelf version cost £3200 and there's some minor to moderate customization and technical doodads Still not what I would assume someone riding in the Olympics would use, let alone a gold medallist
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Herstory Begins Now posted:few pages back people were posting some insane knapped flint/obsidian/quartz The most impressive gas station knives I've ever seen Are they from the Mayan civilization, or like modern stuff done by Mayan people?
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The Bloop posted:THOSE ARE ALSO FAKE Thank God, I was so worried about that Canadian lady who dropped deep fryer oil on herself
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Reminder that hippos mark territory by violently defecating while flinging their tails in a circle to scatter it every which way An animal whose lived experience is "the poo poo hits the fan"
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I love Potoooooooo not only because of the pun but it's also the way I always say what this bird is its a potooOOOooo
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Dienes posted:This is how bald eagles flirt, btw. The eagles were doing that with the gross pterodactyl things the Nazgul were riding at the end of LOTR
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Exactly. I saw somethin my brain don't have a spot for and it was like gettin bit on the crocodile by a horse
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By popular demand posted:I just need the Doof Wagon and the musicians to work it Before the Doof Wagon, there were these Russian jamokes, who I always figured came right out of an unaired Hanna-Barbera cartoon where they solve crimes https://youtu.be/3VqmWGzK7UM
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