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Len posted:Do...do you adults realize Pokémon is a game targeted at children? Yes grown rear end adults like me are playing it but the target audience is tiny children. That would be like going "goddamn Sesame Street I know how to count already." B-b-but Nintendo is supposed to cater to me specifically!
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The music in Planet Coaster is abominable.
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I have never cared about a rival in a Pokemon game and they seem to get more and more intrusive in every new edition. I don't care what you're up to, Hau, and I don't want to battle you every five minutes. Please leave.
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Jan 1, 2017 09:36
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MisterBibs posted:You can't have Batman without Joker, though. Even if you set aside the thematic dichotomy of the two characters, he's part and parcel of the product. On the other hand, the Joker is the worst Batman villain, and the series would be better without him.
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Jan 5, 2017 19:49
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Action Tortoise posted:being detained by his employers from finishing his work, and not even receiving recognition for his efforts in the end. Considering that Huey is wearing Kojima's glasses when he's exiled from Mother Base, that's not much of a stretch.
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Mar 1, 2017 09:06
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Spinning Robo posted:As a counterpoint, nintendo does something with their microtransactions that I wish other free games would do. Nintendo freemium games also don't seem to be quite as bullshit as others, I think. I've been playing the Fire Emblem mobile app and they throw free items at you so fast that I've never even had to think about spending real money. Same with Pokemon Shuffle.
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Apr 17, 2017 21:36
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The core concept of Sunset Overdrive doesn't really work. It's a zombie shooty game where you're expected to be moving pretty quickly at all times, but trying to aim a gun while you're zipping around in midair is incredibly frustrating. Plus the music is awful oh my god.
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May 3, 2017 22:35
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I just started playing Assassin's Creed Revelations, my first AC game, and it's so hard not to compare it unfavorably to Shadow of Mordor, which I just completed. The free running is OK but SoM's is so much better. The swordplay in AC is really lacking. Wraith Mode or Assassin Vision or whatever it's called isn't as useful. I know AC came first, but I guess it just hasn't aged well compared to similar, newer games.
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May 12, 2017 20:20
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spit on my clit posted:Miitopia: is not out yet and the demo seems to only have one save slot. i really hope it has two or three at launch so that my brother can also play. if you have a physical and a digital copy of a game on the same 3ds, is it possible to use the cart for your save, and the digital version for your sibling's save? Just make a secondary profile on your system. e: or maybe you can only do that on Wii U.
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Jun 22, 2017 19:30
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I picked up Sonic Adventure 2 because it's on sale in Steam and my goodness the soundtrack is worse than I remembered. And Shadow the Hedgehog is the worst thing to happen to the Sonic franchise.
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Jun 27, 2017 19:03
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Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:On a page full of bad opinions this is somehow the worst are you a fan of the knuckles pumpkin rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukp1N4hI2Xg
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Jun 27, 2017 19:10
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I hate how hard it is to find text walkthroughs these days. I don't want to scrub through a 20 minute video with somebody narrating what they're doing. I just want to search a text file for what I'm looking for.
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Jul 20, 2017 18:55
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I know I'm in the minority on this and there are ~lore and meta gameplay reasons~ but I hate that you can't just pause the game in the Dark Souls series. It's such a simple thing that you take for granted ever since Mario in the '80s and for it to be gone is really grating.
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Jul 24, 2017 20:22
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RareAcumen posted:The less I have to play as Tingle, Cia and Wizzro the better. I'm sorry that you hate the three best characters in the game.
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Sep 20, 2017 21:54
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Schneider Inside Her posted:I haaaaate it when games give me different minigames. I just want to play the game i’ve been playing! Shadow Of War is good in this respect - plenty of stuff to do but it all revolves around murdering orcs Saints Row 4 is the worst offender for this, in my opinion. I like the core gameplay but then the shop hacking, the free running, the light-up platforms, all those minigames are just horrible.
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Oct 19, 2017 18:22
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All of the common gripes about botw make more sense if you think of the environment as a "character." It's something you're interacting with.
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Dec 29, 2017 23:46
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FactsAreUseless posted:Oh yeah, it's programmed like poo poo, and nobody has any incentive to make it better. What's more disappointing is the lack of good Minecraft-likes all these years later. Terraria is okay, if that's close enough
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Jan 30, 2018 19:22
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Nuebot posted:Nintendo gets a lot of free passes. "Amiibos are fine because you get a figure!" is one of the most frustrating arguments when people use it to just completely handwave the fact that nintendo will happily gate entire segments of gameplay behind an amiibo purchase - not just cosmetic stuff. When has this ever happened? Hard mode in Metroid obviously doesn't count.
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Feb 28, 2018 00:06
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Don't play the missions.
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Apr 12, 2018 02:49
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I would 100% play a god of war game where kratos murders the Christian god, Jesus, Adam, Samson, etc
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May 7, 2018 01:29
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Eh, I don't know. "rear end, bread, and fish" sounds like everything a person needs in life in the end. Not that lame. No one rides for free!
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May 9, 2018 01:12
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Calaveron posted:I'm trying to think of the last time we had a chatty charismatic villain, drawing a blank Hades in kid Icarus uprising
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May 22, 2018 17:03
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The Concierge boss in Dead Cells is so bad. It's not hard but it has at least three times more health than it should, so you're just chipping away with no identifiable change in its health bar. I think it took me about seven minutes of boring combat.
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Aug 14, 2018 14:50
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Mikl posted:In Zelda BOTW those lion centaur things can go eat a thousand bags of dicks. I've been grinding my face against one of them for days and I think I'll have to leave, level up a bit my life meter and cook lots of things, and then come back. In a game that had so far shown a smooth difficulty curve, this is a super huge spike for which I was 100% not prepared. If you're unprepared/lazy/sick of their poo poo you can erase them from existence with ancient arrows
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Sep 6, 2018 15:07
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:It’s unbelievable to me that the guy who did Geralt’s mediocre-to-bad voice acting in the first game is the same guy that did Geralt’s really good voice acting in the third. Is there an acting award for “Most Improved” because holy poo poo I didn't play the first two but I hated geralt's voice in the third. Sounded like a mild mannered dad trying to imitate David Hayter's Snake
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Sep 12, 2018 15:02
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Len posted:I should give undertale a shot someday. I grabbed it after all the hype but the initial areas didn't really hook me I don't get the hype at all. The writing is poor and the gameplay is pretty bland.
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Judge Tesla posted:I did find Temmie Village earlier in Undertale and yes very funny toby fox I too remember lolcats. Yeah, this was my problem with it. The game is just screaming "hey, isn't this so kooky???" the whole time. It's like he saw the endearing low key weirdness of earthbound and tried to recreate it with memes and nonstop fourth wall breaking
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Nov 2, 2018 20:11
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My problem with dead cells is that the ledge grab is too sensitive. Probably half the damage I take comes from trying to drop into a pit and accidentally climbing up the other side of it instead
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Nov 6, 2018 15:18
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Attestant posted:I'm just confused what the target audience is. Mainline Pokemon games haven't really ever been super difficult for kids, so the excessive streamlining and simplification seems a bit weird. What's crazy is that I've only heard great things about it from my friends, none of whom play video games regularly. I think that's the target audience. Or maybe gamers are just awful people who can't like anything
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Nov 20, 2018 17:21
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Schneider Inside Her posted:I don’t think BoTW is empty at all. The world is lousy with Korok seeds and Shrines Yeah it's a bizarre complaint I see all the time. Botw has an incredibly interesting overworld, especially compared to the drab sameness of fallout/Skyrim/witcher
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Nov 27, 2018 02:37
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RareAcumen posted:Spirit Tracks and Phantom Hourglass weren't the worst things in the world like people sold them to be. Spirit tracks had great music. And chugging around in the train was fun. But I'm the sicko who liked sailing in wind waker
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Len posted:Is there an in-game reason I can climb anything except shrine walls? You actually can, but link chooses not to out of respect for the ancient ways
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Nov 30, 2018 03:39
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Len posted:Oh neat and the left one just completely stopped itself and turned back on. Displayed battery life? Full There's definitely something interfering with the signal. I had this happen and I fixed it by moving my switch farther away from my router
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Dec 29, 2018 22:33
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Sunswipe posted:Just gonna write off Ubisoft at this point. Assassin's Creed is going nowhere, Far Cry loving sucks now, they're turning all their franchises into the same dull, generic game. With incredibly bad writing. Mario rabbit xcom was pretty good
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Mar 24, 2019 20:50
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What's that game where you can shoot someone's sack and you get an x-ray view of their testes exploding?
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Apr 4, 2019 01:32
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sebmojo posted:Also: you can rip a woman's spine out through her rear end in a top hat If you can also do that to a man, I'm happy with it. Non discriminatory rear end in a top hat spine removal
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Apr 4, 2019 14:29
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Any game where a health upgrade is immediately followed by enemies that deal double damage, thus making the upgrade essentially pointless.
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Jun 22, 2019 06:13
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I like the poison bee stinger rapier, or as I've been calling it, the Epee-Pen
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Jun 28, 2019 22:27
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The problem with Pokemon is it's two games now: one for the vast majority of us who want to see the different areas and beat the story, and another for the small but vocal group who do the grognard grind-breeding for competitive play. Most people don't care about the "metagame" and I don't fault Game Freak for focusing more on making the game fun
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Captain Hygiene posted:What finally drove me to pick it up was a friend telling me how much they liked the story, and particularly the ending, so that's super disappointing. I won't rule out doing it eventually, but I just don't feel like I have the stamina to get through it right now when I'm already beating my head against the wall at its delivery for the first few hours It's not a good game.
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