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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Caros posted:

JRod is one of the forms most beloved Libertarian posters, along with other alumni such as Lolita-Sama and that other guy I can't remember. He 'terrorized' the forums several times over the last few years with page long diatribes and a wonderful habit of replying to each and every post in order, despite being up to a dozen pages behind. Don't be like him. Conversely, don't poo poo up the thread and be assholes if libertarians come in to discuss their viewpoints. Try not to anyways.

That's not true, he skips everything he doesn't have a "decent" argument against.

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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Oh boy Jrodefeld is back, is he still replying to posts one at a time but conspicuously neglecting to include posts he has no counterargument too in his lineup, because that's my favorite thing about Jrodefeld.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Literally The Worst posted:

Plastics isnt as fun as Jrode

I dunno I'm pretty amused about "X or Death isn't coercion towards X because you can freely choose to die, but also taxes are still theft even though you are presumably equally free to choose the consequences of not paying taxes."

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Plastics, how can you say that taxation is theft when you have already admitted that you willingly choose to pay your taxes. By your own definitions it is literally impossible for taxation to be theft.

This is why plastics is my second favorite libertarian this thread has ever gotten. (Its hard to beat jrod, because of the good old "go through the thread replying to every post, conspicuously leaving out the ones he has no argument against.)

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
I hold to the principle that human extinction is bad, and will gladly pay the 'price' of not getting to live in libertopia for this principle.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Plastics, I'm genuinely trying to understand, what's the difference between a slave not killing themself to avoid slavery, and you not killing yourself to avoid paying taxes?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
What is "I do not consent to this joinder" even supposed to MEAN?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
No I get that's what it ACTUALLY means, but what do they THINK they're saying?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Sure there's been a lot of great jrodefeld moments in recent times, but none of them will ever beat how Jrodefeld Classic (tm) would reply to every post in a thread one by one but skip over the ones that had solid arguments, removing all pretense that he was remotelt arguing in good faith. Also generally complaining about the one liners during this "just pretending attempts at legitimate debate don't exist."

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

paragon1 posted:

I agree, lets defund the military.

Or like, at least the Air Force and Marines.

The character in question also recommending constitutionally prohibiting conscription so I don't think he would complain. Its difficult to tell what exactly Heinlein agrees with in that book, though in some ways it can be viewed as a tragedy about the impossibility of libertarianism? In the end the people creating the new government don't listen to him and the moon pretty much becomes a standard state, which is viewed as a shame, but also not actually particularly demonstrably bad.

(A Heinlein page on the wiki probably isn't actually a particularly bad idea, though I think he was simultaneously much more principled but more realistic than most libertarians.)

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
The end of an era.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
I'm afraid you're all objectively wrong about the best Jrod moment. Back when he first showed up and was replying to each and every post one at a time... only to transparently skip anything with a good argument as if people wouldn't NOTICE... that was Jrodefeld at his best.

Also, when he hosed a watermelon.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Literally The Worst posted:

jrode memorial thread: rip in piss, melonfucker

I like it, but we should probably still work in "libertarian mock thread."

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
"Self-made" men are OFTEN hard workers, but it's not a requirement to be called that. Somebody who spotted an opprotunity no one else did and lazily took advantage of it would generally also be called self-made.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

It's also really hard to be the minority viewpoint in a thread if you're really badly outnumbered. You only have so much time to respond to people, the people you don't respond to think you're deliberately ignoring them, etc.

There's been previous offers for one-on-one debate from tread regulars in the past, if that's a concern I bet someone would step up to the plate again.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Goon Danton posted:

Basically someone got sick of jrod ignoring all their questions and just asked him if he'd ever hosed a watermelon. Jrod flipped out in an entertaining way, but notably did not actually deny the accusation at any point in his rant. Since then it has become something of a meme.

If it was also that he continued to get super angry about getting asked about whether he'd hosed a watermelon without actually denying for around I think a year, finally eventually going "no I have not hosed a watermelon." If it had only been that first time it wouldn't have had the same staying power.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

CommieGIR posted:

Please disprove its relevance. The show is satire, but deals with real problems and is actually considered far more news than, say, CNN or Fox even.

A Modest Proposal was satire which means there was no poverty in Ireland at the time. That's how it works!

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
There's really no way to NOT arrive at voluntary slavery if you're part of the "human rights are actually just property rights because humans own themselves" branch of libertarianism. Owning yourself implies the ability to sell yourself, NOT being allowed to sell yourself is actually a RESTRICTION of property rights.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
No he's basically right originally that was what libertarian referred to before the right wing coopted it.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

ToxicSlurpee posted:

You voluntarily pay to live on that entity's land. Alternatively they fantasize about being that entity. That don't want to abolish the state; they want to be the state.

The idea is that if you own land it's 100% yours and nobody can tell you what to do with it. So you can just ban absolutely everybody else from it or rent chunks of it out or whatever. Owning land as far as they're concerned makes you the state. Of course they just ignore that you'd end up with some need of a government to enforce land ownership or you'd have to actively defend the land because somebody will come take it from you if there's nothing preventing it.

Well hey you could also pay out enough protection money that the bandits will keep any other bandits out of the territory just to keep anyone else from loving up their sure thing and hey does this sound a lot like literal feudalism because there's a reason people remark that ancapistan comes out to literal feudalism.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

sweart gliwere posted:

Right, but that's for abortion. I was curious about NAP adherents' views on conception as an act of aggression.

The whole NAP thing basically relies on ignoring any aggression that isn't a gun to your head (unless its related to taxes) so they really wouldn't figure it like that anyway.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

White Coke posted:

Pretty much, also most monarchies didn't try to improve their lands, they just tried to extract more wealth. And they went into lots of debt too, like you wouldn't believe. Philip II of Spain declared bankruptcy four times during his reign. Running a massive deficit was standard operating procedure for most of European history.

Yeah kinda astonishing when they declare literal tenant/landlord relationships were Ownership And Not Rentiership.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
something something anarchbros.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
The fascists actively privatized the majority of their state owned industry, they SAID they were a third way separate from socialism and free market economies, but they were lying, and the few that WEREN'T lying were murdered by their own organizations.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Mr Interweb posted:

Okay, giving this even an iota of legitimacy, how is such a thing even supposed to work?

I mean it's literally 'if socialists want to help the poor, why aren't they libertarians.'

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

P-Mack posted:

Example: Scrooge McDuck owns 10 McDonald's franchises, 9 of which are profitable but the tenth barely breaks even. If the wage goes up, he will pay the workers at the first 9 the higher wage, but close down the tenth.

Solution: Double Scrooge's taxes and provide universal basic income to all.

In that case the franchise is basically already doomed because any other economic shock is going to hit it just the same.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Social democrats in favor of a strong welfare state almost all don't carry water for racist eugenicists, so probabalisticaly no you're not.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Why do you hate free speech realtalk.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Why do you hate free speech realtalk.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
The first amendment, while not explicitly mentioning it, has been held to protect Freedom of Association. Part of freedom of association is freedom of DISASSOCIATION, unilateral disassociation even. Legally you can't be compelled to associate with anyone. So not only is it not a first amendment violation to not hand Ann Coulter a microphone, even in the event that they had previously invited her, DISinviting her at any time is ITSELF protected by the first amendment.

If a bunch of students use their Freedom of Speech to complain about a university planning to host Ann Coulter, and in response that university uses Freedom of Association to instead, not host Ann Coulter, the only one attacking anyone's rights is YOU, because you want to make them host her anyway.

RealTalk posted:

There is a clear bifurcation on the Left between classical Marxists and those who focus on identity politics. The Frankfurt School demarcates this bifurcation.

Nah.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

RealTalk posted:

However, if the school receives government grants which the overwhelming percent of colleges do, then the situation changes considerably. Every person in the country is forced to pay taxes. So colleges that receive government grants are akin to public property.
First amendment doesn't say anything about auditoriums, so nah.


RealTalk posted:

It's a little ironic that you use these arguments against me. If you truly believe that the first amendment implies both freedom of association and disassociation, then you logically have to oppose all anti-discrimination laws. After all, property owners have the right to choose who they want to associate with and who they want to disassociate with.

The property owner can still freely disassociate by now running that business anymore (if it's not a business, then they are in fact legally allowed to not invite any black people into their house.)

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
The first amendment also doesn't say anything about microphones, speaker systems to plug those microphones into or campus security.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

RealTalk posted:

You're response amounts to "well those people are bad people". They may well be bad people, but that's not the point.

YOU brought up the assertion that the left was calling people racists because they didn't like what they say. Demonstrating that they are in fact racists implies that perhaps the reason they're getting called racist is because of the racism they're constantly espousing.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Jrodefeld Twitter bot I'm pretty sure. As for the jrodefeld watermelon connection in GENERAL...
Someone asked him if he hosed watermelons once and instead of saying 'no what the gently caress is wrong with you which would have been the end of it, he made the bad move of ignoring it, and all future times he received that question, (as a side note, he used to go through the thread replying to EVERY SINGLE POST one at a time... except the ones which had sufficiently good arguments so which he just skipped, which made ignoring the watermelon question particularly noteworthy) which turned it into this whole THING even when he FINALLY went 'no, I do not and have not ever hosed a watermelon.'

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

RealTalk posted:

I've never heard a progressive say "While I think this conservative or libertarian has a blind spot on the issue of race, their other ideas are interesting and worth discussing.

That's cause they usually aren't.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

RealTalk posted:

Anthony Weiner is a startling reminder that if you scratch a Democrat you find a pedophile.

I'd never make this argument because I don't think Weiner's sex addiction problem, including sexting with a 15 year old girl, had anything whatsoever to do with the Democratic Party or it's platform. It's equally disingenuous to use this guy to implicate libertarianism as a philosophy.

Basically no one (i'm sure there's been one or two, but not any relevant numbers) has every argued for pedophilia AS PART of their being a democrat. The same is very much not true for libertarianism, where it it happens so often that it's a relatively widespread meme than libertarians are associated with "but what if the child consents." It arguably might be disingenuous to use THIS guy to implicate libertarianism (it does kinda seem that his pedophilia and libertarian 'merely' stem from the same 'is a loving psychopath' place as opposed to a more direct connection between the two) but it is absolutely isn't EQUALLY disingenuous.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
but what if the watermelon consents

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Ratoslov posted:

So is Jrod typical of libertarians in his newfound love of Jordy Pete? Or is this just a case of classic crackpot comorbidity?

A LOT of people have noticed a Libertarian -> Alt-right tendency, so while he isn't necessarily typical of those who are STILL libertarian, it's absolutely typical of libertarians to become the sort of person who loves Misogynist Kermit.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
The military is at least nominally 'serving' the people in question and historically joins in on revolts not infrequently.
The police on the other hand has an entirely antagonistic relationship basically design and I'm not sure has ever supported any sort of popular revolt, thinking anyone should waste effort on subverting them mostly just makes you look like an idiot.

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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Now let's math this out. 5 million watermelons in a day, yeah that's impossible, but in a year that's 13699 a day. 857 an hour with 8 hours sleep. As long as you don't assume a need for, ahem, completion with each watermelon, a conveyer belt bringing the watermelons to the hosed could almost certainly provide the necessary pace of 15 watermelons a minute.

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