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Sex tips count as a lifehack, right?Men's Health posted:1. "Hold her gaze for a minute. If she's blinking more than normal (which is about 15 times a minute), there's a good chance she's on the Pill; women on birth control blink 32 percent more than those who aren't.” Cosmo posted:8. "Chew a small piece of mango… then take him in your mouth. You can use whatever fruit you have, just don't try anything too acidic, as it can burn him." From here and here.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 20:16 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:20 |
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Tetracube posted:It's from this, I assumed it was a parody when I first saw it but looking through the rest of this tumblr I don't think it is. It's actually from here, I think that tumblr just stole the images and slapped some text on. quote:Why not go for a classy & tasteful costume this Halloween. You may notice that although it certainly is understated, it subtly pokes fun at Austrian macroeconomic theory.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 19:06 |
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Ha, look at you scrubs. Soup and cereal's just a pale imitation of the true method.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 08:00 |
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Rad Tad posted:I still can't stop watching Sandra Lee videos. She totally deserves to be in this thread for her lifehacking baking by not doing any baking at all and decorating every cake like she's a stoner. I always have to post these whenever Sandra Lee comes up, so here's what happens when you actually make some of her recipes. It's all fun and games, though, until you go to her wikipedia page and realize that she's an alcoholic because of a legitimately messed up childhood. She had deadbeat parents, and she had to take on the responsibility of raising her four younger siblings when she was 11.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 18:17 |
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Rad Tad posted:To bring this derail I started back on the tracks, I think she actually has pretty great advice. The trick is that you buy the box mix because it's all basically the same thing, but you make your own frosting because the canned kind is terrible. A lot of people do it the other way around, in my experience.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 22:15 |
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Throatwarbler posted:This is from a few pages back, a thing we did in the army was start fires with those small satchels of coffee whitner. Those things are pretty much just powered vegetable oil or some such and go up like gasoline. Also much less useful than Doritos which are actually edible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRw4ZRqmxOc Tracula posted:The only problem I see here is with the fork. The spoon looks perfectly safe. Christ man, don't microwave metal. It gets way hot. If your ice cream is too cold then just run the spoon under some water or something.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 05:43 |
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I don't get it. How is this a lifehack? Rad Tad posted:Ahahaha this is the best moron poo poo Tomato soup turns black when I forget to turn the burner off, too. How deep does this rabbit hole go?
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 11:39 |
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twoday posted:
Hey, I have that same rice cooker. It's a piece of poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 22:52 |
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lenoon posted:My American cousins say this is because of the big corn lobby, but I find this unbelievable. Is big corn a real thing? Pretty much, yeah. The main lobby is called the Corn Refiners Association, and they do poo poo like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-ByUx552s The lobbying is mostly about HFCF and corn ethanol. The industry gets some crazy super loving good subsidies, but this really isn't the thread for that discussion.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 23:17 |
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Karma Monkey posted:Apparently this idiot has never pumped gas before. I get what you're saying, but I've honestly never seen a gas pump that doesn't need the handle to be held down for it to work.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 19:33 |
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The only potential risk with it is if the sensor that detects when the tank is full somehow fails, and the gas overflows.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 20:25 |
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dog hackz
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 20:56 |
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I don't really think hillbillies play much tennis.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 21:00 |
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Croccers posted:Found through twitter retweets. I'm afraid to look at the blog. I had to go check. It's apparently less lifehacks and more, uh Well I guess that's cute? Alright, sure, if you say so. okay yeah no They actually source their stuff for the most part, and some of the sources even seem somewhat reputable.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 07:59 |
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FutonForensic posted:I guess it's that time again where this video gets posted: I saw the video length and thought it would be a joke, but no, they're just making Doritos consomme. Ugh. Though that reminded me, HowToBasic would be good for this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHnt56NewQs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0OrZobhSQE
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 20:11 |
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Robot Jelly posted:
Even years later, this parody is still dead on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 19:35 |
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melon cat posted:Oh God. How broke do you have to be to not be able to afford the crappy mints from the dollar store? And if you're too broke afford it, why would it any better to waste more than $1 worth of toothpaste for making poisonous toothpaste mints that can put your partygoers into the hospital? Uh, did the Awful app gently caress you or something? You're quoting a post from page one.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 23:42 |
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Wandle Cax posted:Uh, because you don't drink cooking wine, what is wrong with you Cook with the drinking wine you dweeb argh
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 07:04 |
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Tiggum posted:I feel like this is maybe a location-specific thing, because here in Australia you can buy perfectly good wine for $5 or less for a bottle, but I guess in some places cheap wine isn't a thing? Nobody would buy "cooking wine" here because every supermarket has cheap wine you can buy to drink, and there's no "wine that's too poo poo to drink that you can buy under-aged" because that's ridiculous. No, it's a thing in America too.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 20:58 |
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Use a brown paper bag, you weirdos.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 18:00 |
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I do this, except it's so I can use my phone in the shower. I'm literally terrible.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 07:29 |
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Stottie Kyek posted:This has been going around my Facebook friends. http://www.viralnova.com/eating-foods-wrong/ I know they're only hotdogs, but just look at those things. Ugh.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 07:12 |
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I like how you're going to have to get a knife dirty anyway just to cut the first slice.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 22:03 |
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luzie posted:Why is that? Seems like it would work fine. Seemed to me like the little plastic serving thingy would get in the way, but maybe it pops off.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 23:55 |
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BarbarousBertha posted:Or just don't buy onions by the pallet. http://www2.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?prodid=10180999&whse=BD_115&topnav=bd But look at the savings! How could you not buy that many onions?
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 03:26 |
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People, people. How could you all forget about Mafia? It's an okayish GTA clone that's set in the 20s, and up until the end credits, all the music in the game had been public use stuff from the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UObaJndqBo
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 00:00 |
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Cirrial posted:
Basically nobody uses the simple English wikipedia, by the way. It was a little over 100,00 articles, whereas the esperanto wikipedia has almost twice that.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 04:51 |
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bringmyfishback posted:Whenever I see these, I always assume they were actually invented for people who need to smuggle clean pee into a drug test. Nah, that'd never work. It'll be cold by the time you hand it over to the person who's doing the test, and that's a dead giveaway. Need to pass a drug test? Get a friend to pee into a ziplock bag and then tape it to your leg! #lifehacks #hackyourlife #420peehacks
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 05:18 |
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This is a dumb as gently caress derail, but I like that knife.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 02:08 |
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Gridlocked posted:Isn't that what dodgy people would do when they had an old or lame horse and they wanted to sell it to someone by making it look like it was full of piss and vinegar? Yep, and now it's a fetish thing.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 07:02 |
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C.P.A.N. posted:So let's recap. I've learned that Hey, ginger goes in the vag and the anus. Mostly anuses, actually.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 20:52 |
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Angela Christine posted:The pot wouldn't become ritually unclean because it was used to boil a dildo. sheesh Sure, it might not be unhygienic, but would you want to eat some pasta that's been boiled in that pot? I mean, I put dildos up my butt. I wouldn't want to eat any butt dildo pasta.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 05:43 |
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Angela Christine posted:That is literally magical thinking. The dildo is unclean, and makes everything it comes into contact with unclean. Yeah, but on the other hand, butt pasta. Butt pasta.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 06:09 |
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I'm not really sure that's how buttermilk works. And that's just
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 08:55 |
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Ugh fine whatever, I don't actually know how buttermilk is made. Have these then, I'm almost positive that they're stupid.
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 09:04 |
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change my name posted:Coffee tastes good, you literal robots. It's true, I'm an expert.
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 04:07 |
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Smelly posted:Nah, keep in mind that in America (more specifically Florida because of loving course it's Florida) there was a case years ago where a man attempted to break into a little old lady's house via skylight, fell and went through her glass coffee table, breaking his leg. This sounded like a dumb urban legend, so I went and looked it up. Apparently in reality some 19 year old kid and his friends decided to steal a floodlight from the roof of a school, when he fell through the skylight and suffered injuries that made him a spastic quadriplegic. So yes, I guess he shouldn't have been up there, but it's less "hardened criminal scrapes self while terrorizing a hapless granny and sues her", and more "a teenager suffers a horrible, life-altering injury while committing an idiotic act of vandalism and sues the school". And also it was in California, not Florida. e: according to this here book the skylight was even tarred over and a supposed similar incident, which it doesn't elaborate on, had occurred several months prior. Wanamingo has a new favorite as of 12:28 on May 20, 2015 |
# ¿ May 20, 2015 12:18 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:It might not save your life but if the power goes out and you have a box of crayons that's several hours of a bit of light at least. I think that's less "this is useful in an emergency where you might die" and more "well at least if it's dark and the lights are off you can read or something." Or, you could be a normal person and use a flashlight.
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# ¿ May 21, 2015 08:38 |
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Picnic Princess posted:
I never really got what the problem is with hard tacos. Yeah, it's not traditional, but it's just taco stuff inside of a large corn chip. Nothing wrong with that.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 06:12 |
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