|
thespaceinvader posted:My country closes bread bags using tape. That's the worst, actually. Not that I buy bread that comes in plastic bags anyway.
|
#
¿
May 2, 2015 19:04
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 15, 2024 14:00 |
|
|
Tiggum posted:What else does bread come in? Paper bags, so the crust doesn't go soft.
|
|
#
¿
May 3, 2015 05:39
|
|
|
Cakefool posted:Gee I fancy a coffee whilst out and about in town, let me just whip one up on the sidewalk, no but see how much money I'm saving with this handy spreadsheet Just wait until you get home you loving baby.
|
|
#
¿
May 11, 2015 07:39
|
|
|
If you work someplace that doesn't have a coffee maker, I don't know what to tell you 
|
|
#
¿
May 11, 2015 19:22
|
|
|
cash crab posted:I don't know why I laughed so loving hard at this. Probably because it's funny?
|
|
#
¿
May 14, 2015 05:15
|
|
|
Life hack: if you need something funny, try humour!
|
|
#
¿
May 14, 2015 05:15
|
|
|
Karate Bastard posted:Whore yourself to strangers on the Internet for precious gifts! For example, I just got We'll know who bought it once they post in the Recent Purchases thread.
|
|
#
¿
May 14, 2015 12:36
|
|
|
If I get fired, I highly doubt my employer will let me steal a calculator, a lamp, and sundry other items that certainly don't belong to me. (Who the gently caress brings their own office supplies to work?)
|
|
#
¿
May 17, 2015 16:19
|
|
|
Kaethela posted:If you've already gotten canned, why not swipe some poo poo on your way out? What're they going to do, fire you? Well usually when people steal stuff from my employer, they call the police. (The employer does, not the thief.)
|
|
#
¿
May 17, 2015 17:07
|
|
|
taiyoko posted:Why the gently caress would they be throwing away 1000 pounds of bananas just taken out of a shipping box? Capitalism.
|
|
#
¿
May 18, 2015 07:08
|
|
|
Cat Hatter posted:I'm not trying to defend Walmart, but when they throw out produce do they get reimbursed by their supplier? I know if a retailer gets a manufacturer to buy back a broken widget, but the widget manufacturer doesn't consider it economically viable to ship the widget back, they'll just order it to be destroyed on site and its illegal to then sell the widget to a third party because then you'd be selling it to two people. Do you even know what food is?
|
|
#
¿
May 18, 2015 19:40
|
|
|
Decrepus posted:Ask for your fries with no fries. Delicious grease salt soup!
|
|
#
¿
May 19, 2015 15:34
|
|
|
Kaethela posted:I worked at McDonald's when I was younger and had more patience for bullshit, and people that do this are the worst. If you have some reason you can't have salt then yes, go for it. If you're just doing it to guarantee you get fresh fries, gently caress you. Hmm maybe you should've gone to the self-respect shop to buy enough self-respect to not work at a place that sells old fries 
|
|
#
¿
May 19, 2015 15:45
|
|
|
Screaming Idiot posted:Fresh fries taste better, but gently caress anyone that orders them regardless. Mcdonalds is a thankless, soul-crushing hell-job and the poor unfortunates stuck working there don't earn nearly enough to put up with their poo poo. Life hack: embrace socialism and unionize properly.
|
|
#
¿
May 19, 2015 16:39
|
|
|
Screaming Idiot posted:Lifehack: Eat the rich, but exercise briskly afterwards. 
|
|
#
¿
May 19, 2015 16:50
|
|
|
Life hack: Don't believe anything you read on the internet unless there's a link to a source and the source is something that also exists outside the Internet. Except if it's about something totally hosed up happening in the US: then it's probably true.
|
|
#
¿
May 20, 2015 12:22
|
|
|
Ghilz posted:
So will a candle. That's why you use candlesticks.
|
|
#
¿
May 21, 2015 11:36
|
|
|
Choco1980 posted:I would think that's more a water buffalo hack. He obviously hacked off the trunk and ears of a real elephant; ergo ipso facto negro nomico: elephant hack.
|
|
#
¿
May 22, 2015 09:06
|
|
|
PubicMice posted:
Bollywood versions of American movies always take it to the next level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM
|
|
#
¿
May 22, 2015 09:07
|
|
|
Please don't post jokes on the forums.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2015 23:57
|
|
|
There's literally no place here that I know of - aside from McDonalds in the morning - that sells "English muffins" so the hack would have to include baking one.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 5, 2015 06:07
|
|
|
You know I'm really mad that Muerte made another attempt with new gear but didn't post a thread about it: 
|
|
#
¿
Jun 11, 2015 13:24
|
|
|
That lovely cabinet that's probably not an actual antique (from an European perspective) looks a lot better painted though and if the next owner doesn't like the colour, they can, as has been pointed out, strip it. People hell of painted furniture to match their decor hundreds of years ago so why not now? e: rich people at least 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 08:57 on Jul 28, 2015 |
|
#
¿
Jul 28, 2015 08:48
|
|
|
Choco1980 posted:Someone was obviously one of those freshmen that already had a mustache. The dude who leaves all the porn in the woods had an account but I think he stopped posting years ago.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 2, 2015 20:51
|
|
|
oopsie rock posted:I want to believe the tray would've actually fit if they rotated it 90 degrees. Also because I've never seen an oven so small that it would not fit a tray that size. I have but from the number of hotplates you can easily discern the oven in the picture is not one of them.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 2, 2015 20:53
|
|
|
Choco1980 posted:Sometimes I think I should pay forward the experience and just buy some porn and leave it in the woods. Any uhh... any particular woods?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 4, 2015 10:06
|
|
|
I mean just hypothetically I mean I'm not a woodsporn enthusiast or anything haha. Just asking haha. But seriously which woods haha?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 4, 2015 10:07
|
|
|
Lifehack: Move to a first-world country where sponges and washing dishes have nothing to do with each other.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 10, 2015 06:35
|
|
|
Angela Christine posted:That's probably where they are from. Grew up with a dishwasher. Go to college or move out on their own for the first time, can't afford a dishwasher right away. At the end of the first week they run out clean dishes and just stand there staring at the sink in bafflement. I was thinking of dish brushes though.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2015 14:34
|
|
|
HardDisk posted:I washed my roommates' dishes once because I couldn't use the sink to wash my own dishes. I would've just put on some rubber gloves, lifted their dirty dishes on the floor, and washed mine. (Incidentally, I've never had roommates )
|
|
#
¿
Aug 13, 2015 07:19
|
|
|
willus posted:excess food scraps yes goons leaving food on the plate.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 13, 2015 10:44
|
|
|
HardDisk posted:But then I would be known as that weird guy that threw people's dishes on the floor. Oh no that would be terrible.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 14, 2015 08:54
|
|
|
Lifehack: People have been using metal spatulas on cast-iron pans for about 40000 years don't be loving skillet nerds, goons.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2015 08:08
|
|
|
CommunistPancake posted:Spatulas didn't exist until the 1500s I said "about" 
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2015 09:06
|
|
|
Lifehack: Don't listen to professional chefs' advice. If they had their poo poo together, they'd have real jobs.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 16, 2015 18:50
|
|
|
Karma Monkey posted:Hey if you're gonna quote Anthony Bourdain, at least give him credit. I don't watch infomercials.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 16, 2015 19:33
|
|
|
My Lovely Horse posted:EXPOSE Do not expose yourself to kids; thanks in advance 
|
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2015 13:39
|
|
|
Angela Christine posted:Yeah, living in a sterile bubble makes a kid's immune system go a little stir crazy and increases the chance of developing asthma and allergies. Unfortunately that made the crazed super mommies go from trying to sterilize everything to courting plague. The slippery slope from letting kids play with a dog in the yard to injecting AIDS poop piss into their brains.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2015 13:52
|
|
|
LOCUST FART HELL posted:who are you, my lawyer? Maybe I'm a kid.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2015 13:54
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 15, 2024 14:00 |
|
|
Actual life hack: I have no idea what the stuff in the goo sachet (as opposed to the powder sachet) is but throw it away and your lovely 39 cent noodles will taste slightly less naff.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 10, 2015 12:05
|
|