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Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Shallow posted:



A reminder that I started http://yourterriblehobby.com/ a while back for this sort of poo poo, terrible fanart, and other evidence of hams being terrible human beings.

Some more skulls and guns and then this thing is 40k as gently caress.

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Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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MasterSlowPoke posted:

Turn extra bits into a free Carnifex using one weird trick found by a gamer! Game stores hate him!




From what I remember of the Tampa Warmahordes scene, it'll probably get best painted in every tournament.

hosed up tiny fex.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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CyberLord XP posted:

Dude used naked titty slaves as count's as hobgoblins. He got what he deserved.

Yes.

Also, I am a bad painter but watching that video makes me feel a whole lot better about my skills. I should start charging $17.00 per month as I own an airbrush and can then do a quick drybrush.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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I'm the paid painter that spends all day lovingly handling and detailing the tiny naked women then spending a few minutes dry brushing forgeworld before tossing it in a box.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Esser-Z posted:

C-can we go back to Scrunts and adorable cardbord vehicles?


Please?

It's all dicks and titties from here.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Nearly 8000 projects complete! Congrats BRP on disappointing a whole lot of people around the world!

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Painting the Blue Table way.
Prime Black.
1st shade, Black Primer.
1st highlight, Black Primer.

Customer must now pay for additional colors and highlighting (to be either poorly airbrushed or drybrushed on depending on what painter gets the job.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Feel free to keep believing that and not some nerd spent 2 weeks lovingly painting tiny metal titties then the next 6 months masturbating to them while half-assing the rest of the project.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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HD rhino loving owns.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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It's actually a dark angel.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Moola posted:

Jesus Christ that guy is the king of hams.

Pays a ridiculous amount for a shody service, gets poo poo upon and eagerly comes back for seconds. Good grief!

Games Workshop target audience.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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LordAba posted:



Merry christmas, best of the worse thread!

Keeping it classy this holiday.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Phoon posted:

I feel like he should thin his paints.

You can only thin house paint so much.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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This is so amazingly terrible that I can't stop looking. Like, the model is put together well and it's not just some insanely out of proportioned head slapped on but rather about the right size and sculpted into the body well, the painting is good, and the basing is great. It's got a legitimate amount of skill put into it but it's talent that is completely wasted on the awful.

It's like the Nazi Guard, only more autistic. And worse as you also know there is a 100% chance the owner masturbates to it.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Fuckers keep posting in the wrong thread.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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I legit want Forgeworld to make these guys.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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PyroDwarf posted:

I feel like this is a very specific fetish.

http://i.imgur.com/gpRQSM6.jpg :nws: for pred-tits

Pred-tit-tor

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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TheCosmicMuffet posted:

I like how the vindicare looks shy hiding behind his gun.

Compensating.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Master Crafted.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Safety Factor posted:

I was looking for some ideas for a Red Terror conversion and stumbled across something...




Just look at those gaunts.

Awwww, they think they're people.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Crazy Ferret posted:

"It came from...CHHHHIIIIIInnnna"

I've seen some good recasts, but this one is easily the best bad-cast.



It supposed to be a Salamander Recon Tank I think. Its like looking at that tank through a mirror, darkly.

I'm not entirely sure this is a recast and not just forgeworld.

Back when I did 40k I got some loving atrocious casts.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Moola posted:

i'm the cookie bases

You should challenge him to a basing bake off with your brownie bases.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Roll 37 d6's, if there are fewer than 19 4+ results the store is named Games Workshop, if there are 19 or more 4+ results the store is instead labeled Warhammer.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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If you walk in circles and cluck like a chicken during the store naming phase you may reroll all 1's.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Madurai posted:

...right up until the paint killed your fish.

Then Hollis uses the fish on later models.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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JcDent posted:

Maybe at 40mm, but 40mm isn't a gaming scale unless you're some Inquisitor weirdo (and you have to be some sort of lunatic to play Inqusitor), and if going for stand models, I'd rather have a Tiger I or something.

E:

Bork bork

He's a good spacemarine, Dent.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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loving owns

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Can't trust someone that does not have a childhood history of x-acto wounds and super gluing their fingers together.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Display of laziness board.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Serial killer eBay.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Also know as craigslist.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Moola posted:

Anime was a mistake

I long for nuclear death

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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These are so over the top they're great. Would love to see a full army but that might be difficult when each model is $400.00 in bits.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Nebalebadingdong posted:

Imagine transporting that poo poo

Just like transporting any other recent GW large model?

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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And by that I mean hell.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Synthbuttrange posted:

loving ultramarlins

Moray Sues.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Imperium, gently caress yeah!

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Zark the Damned posted:

From way back on Page 7. Link is dead now but some nerd sculpted a weird vj on their warcaster.

I had forgotten all about that when trying to remember horrors from warmahordes but instantly knew what you were talking about.

The insanity of him removing the lower armor and sculpting the vagina was magnified by the rest of the army being normal and just multiple pages of people seeming to completely overlook what he had done.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

but gwz honor has been besmirched and it must be defended! anything less would be a shamefur display

M'leady

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Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

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Xarbala posted:

Yo is that a zipper along the bottom

Meat pocket.

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