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brocretin posted:i for one welcome our new neo-whig politics It'll be an era of good feelings for rearguard conservative guerrilla warfare against operable government.
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Is there any video of Trump eating food? I imagine that he looks like a horse with peanutbutter in its mouth when he tries to eat.
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Oct 27, 2016 00:10
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bump_fn posted:pizza with knife and fork iirc ah, the Costanza. How the poo poo did this election happen? What will I tell my grandchildren and the robocubes of tomorrow?
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Oct 27, 2016 00:13
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Zyla posted:highly unlikely to see it outside NE They have it all over the place, including Virginia, Tennessee, and Florida. They just sell it at a price-point that suggests it's a micro-brew and not an old garbage beer from Providence.
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Oct 27, 2016 01:49
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No one cares what craven cowards anyone in the GOP are. They only care if they say the secret words. We can only hope they lose track of the passwords and pee-wee ain't around to whisper them into the camera.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:07
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HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:south park: "nothing mattered" I expect SP to make a brave stand against Donald Trump with biting satire in the next two weeks. They will then congratulate themselves about it immediately and feel nice and smuggy forever.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:16
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HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:south park is good That's a 98 degree take. Could use a fever.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:21
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Truly the American Siddharta. I look forward to riding in his diamond vehicle toward enlightenment.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:27
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Leviathan posted:if you all can't laugh at randy in sp doing obviously misguided cooldad things because you're too obsessed with critiquing the critique of social structure then i feel sorry for you So the non-political parts of the political satire show are funny? That's p gud. Still rather watch old episodes of the Simpsons.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:28
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Leviathan posted:some parts of shows are really good and some parts are bad pro tip for u Nah, old simpsons is just great all around. Also, the show in your av is great all around too. In fact, I'll watch that instead of SP as well. I'll go watch it right now while I fart.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:33
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:This is the first world series I've watched in years. Get off your hobby horse and knock your wiener out of your hand.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:36
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Desumaytah posted:Who Is Ed Balls? Who isn't?
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Oct 27, 2016 03:41
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I can tell by your gifs that you're a man who gets things done.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:50
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:How is the Ricky poll rated If Hillary had "Crooked oval office" as her name on the ballot, she'd win every electoral vote and they'd give her a few extras.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:54
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HEre's some spec scripts and pitches I'm working on right now: Donald Trump as Forest Gump except rich and he runs for president. He participates in major American events from the 70s-2020s and fucks everything and is a retard. Donald Trump as Don Quixote, using his delusional superiority to battle evil. Come, enter into his imagination and see him, sallying forth into the world, building the wall, righting all wrongs. His name? Donald Trump, of Manhattan. "Hear me now, all you borders and terrible world You are sad and low energy Now a man with his MAGA all bravely unfurled Grabs on some pussy at thee."
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Oct 27, 2016 04:08
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Schnorkles posted:they're 19 year olds with no theological training and the fact that the gospels were written in a language that isn't enlgihs is news to most of them despite it being in their articles of faith. The gospels were written in English in 1611 by the grace of King James of the United Kingdom. Otherwise is blaspheme and popery and you will be ducked for it in the rivers like a common cuckold.
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Oct 27, 2016 04:10
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Schnorkles posted:weird part about this is that the mormons are totally okay with the complex bible written in lots of languages by lots of authors all over the place. it's in the founding doctrinal statements by joseph smieth. same with a lot of evolution and such. It's just the pathway the religion has taken from especially Joseph Fielding Smith to current that creates this really weird anti-intellectualism It's called a mystery. If it wasn't a mystery, then why would man have created Sherlock Holmes? Checkmate Atheists.
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Oct 27, 2016 04:17
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:Like, I used to think the Bushes were all hosed up but even sword of chang Jeb seems like a perfectly normal human being next to Trump. What a psycho Trump is a strict Hindu and believe in Sati for widows.
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Oct 27, 2016 04:17
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rawrr posted:The word cocksure triggers me because I asked a girl out in middle school and she turned me down. I asked her why and she told me I was too cocksure In for a cock penny, in for a cock pound.
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Oct 27, 2016 04:20
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Jazerus posted:uh excuse me donald trump is american I've seen no death certificate from his previous life. Ergo he must be a Hindu reborn to suffer as DJT. QED, AMGD
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Oct 27, 2016 04:22
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:Still the most baffling part of it all to me so far. is it just they both like tacky gold poo poo? a real chump posted:hindus hate muslims mate This. If anyone hate Muslims it's Hindus. Don't let Gandhi fool ya, he's a trickster playing goofs on your senses
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Oct 27, 2016 04:32
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Fidel Castronaut posted:good idea to keep in mind that there are like ten hindu people who are like "WOO TRUMP!" and like 99.999% of hindus are like "nah, i'm good." Don't sleep on the Arya Samaj and the Brahma Samaj. Their historical influence is currently waxing in India. They don't care for syncretism, Muslims, or Gandhi.
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Oct 27, 2016 04:37
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nooneofconsequence posted:what's Trump done that's improved his projections so much Pence crashed into the goodyear blimp and it read ice cube's a pimp.
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Oct 28, 2016 03:48
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Sinteres posted:I kind of think this thinly sourced poo poo today is an indication that they're out of ammo, not that they're building to something. Wilson was promising the world by the end of last week too. In the midst of effort and laughter, the only true gimmick is the sincere man. So shines the bad deed in the beery pearl. So shines the bad deed in the beery pearl.
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Nov 1, 2016 03:48
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If you drink curdled baileys are you day or night krew? What if you live in New Guinea? Do you think that when Trump tells Melania to touch his wiener that she thinks he's talking about Tony and she should roleplay as Huma? And don't you know that God is Putin? the penis must be drooping and shedding his low-energy dims on the deals, which is just the coming of the 1000 years of liberal darkness, upon all the rivers, cupping the boob heaven and folding the final rigging in, and nobody, nobody knows what's going to happen to anybody besides the forlorn fags of posting poo poo, I think of Jeb Bush, I even think of Old Jeb Bush the clapping we never heard, Jeb Bush.
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Nov 1, 2016 04:15
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Jazerus posted:reince crew Do you think Reince hates the party as much as he loves that his name rhyme with dance?
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Nov 1, 2016 04:25
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Typo posted:that is actually true and I didn't realize that If anything this election proves the opposite. Candidates don't matter at all. Even party platforms only matter in the most nebulous way. If only we had a legislature willing to govern, we'd have a functioning democracy. Edit: Oh, nvrmnd you're a gimmick or a troll.
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Nov 1, 2016 17:19
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Typo posted:Candidates do matter, Tim Kaine would prob be auto +7.5 vs Trump, all that needed to happen was for the candidate not to have massive scandals all over the place Go to USPol if you want to argue about counterfactuals. If Kaine could have won the primary he should have won. He didn't. If Jesus returned yesterday and voted Democrat, maybe that would change the election too. But who gives a poo poo?
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Nov 1, 2016 17:25
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I lived in Broward once long ago. Would love it if Trumpists banned those old anti-Castro idiots from voting because they're too brown while their whitey-white English-speaking ninos vote for Abuela.
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Nov 3, 2016 03:42
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Sinteres posted:Isn't Lacanianism all bullshit because it's based on Freudianism though? Like it makes for some interesting conversation, but is there any basis in reality? Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooooo. IF you want to find the answer for yourself, go to graduate school (don't go to graduate school).
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Nov 3, 2016 21:04
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In a certain corner of Manhattan, the building name of which I do not care to remember, there lived one of those rich assholes, who adorn their walls with gold lame and naked paintings of trophy wives, and ride forth on giant planes with their names on it. 100% of his taxes were scarce sufficient to afford a KFC value meal, which would be eaten with a fork and knife, or a taco bowl, or a quarter pounder with cheese. The majority of his revenue was consumed in the purchase of.... Our rich rear end in a top hat, who bordered on 80, was of the best Temperament, extremely not-nasty.... The poor gentleman lost his senses in poring over the meaning of his own word salad... His name? Don Trump de Manhattan.
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Nov 4, 2016 03:09
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And I walked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, vote in that booth at the end" And I went up there, I said, "Ballot,I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and the poll watchers started jumping up and down with me and we was all jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the Trump voter came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."
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Nov 5, 2016 00:32
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"Ah," I can hear you say, "so it was a build-up to bore us with his fake oppo dump. He only wanted us to give him clicks!" But only partially true: Being on twitter and without substance, a disembodied voice, as it were, what else could I do? What else but try to tell you that Russian hookers were taking Trump dingus when your eyes were reading emails? And it is this which frightens me: Who knows but that, on the social media, I shitpost for you?
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Nov 5, 2016 00:49
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Too much Dr Dre, Rudy.
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Nov 5, 2016 00:57
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So did the Trump campaign get 40% of the with 50% of the money of the expected campaign spending? If so, will future presidents be expected to spend less? Or is campaign spending a logarithmic thing? It's loving crazy that 40% of the electorate will vote for this guy and they didn't even get the bucks into GOTV. Granted T Rumples got plenty of free ads, but is all press good? I stink not.
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Nov 5, 2016 01:08
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But does that mean you could get 51% with an extra 11% of spending?
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theflyingexecutive posted:huh it's almost like 40% of the electorate isn't enough to win an election Does it make spenders rethink how much they spend or how they spend it? POLITICAL NATURAL PHILOSOPHERS PLEASE REPORT
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Nov 5, 2016 01:16
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Who is this Congress person people keep talkign about? I don't follow politics.
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Nov 5, 2016 01:26
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Jokereal opinion: I think they should imprison every single president after they serve.
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SpaceGoku posted:he's received over a billion dollars in equivalent advertising value from the time dedicated to him on the major news networks So all noose is good noose?
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