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CommieGIR posted:Joe Pesci? I'd worship Joe Peschi. I'd crucify Joe Peschi. Works for me.
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I bet Jesus would come into this thread and flip all of your posts over.
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Nov 16, 2014 20:26
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Kyrie eleison posted:It's a state of eternal happiness which we cannot presently comprehend, outside of brief moments of religious ecstasy. We will have our current bodies in heaven, but they will be perfected into 'spiritual bodies' or 'glorified bodies'. I don't know precisely what will be there. I smoke crack, op.
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VitalSigns posted:The only thing that matters is good-feelingism. But only WRT your peen/vah-jay-jay.
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Dec 23, 2014 20:02
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Bob James posted:The real story of Christ actually played out like the movie Bubba Ho-Tep. The real Son of God did not die on the cross. It was a Christ impersonator. I mean clearly Jesus is Elvis but does that make JFK -> J Caesar? Edit: but black Caesar.
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Dec 23, 2014 21:06
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BrandorKP posted:Which might bother me if I didn't think it written by, you know, people. So was the Star Wars extended universe.
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Dec 23, 2014 21:11
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What about dark phoenix Jean Grey? Dies, came back to life, didn't cry to papa like pussyass about the boo--boo.
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Dec 24, 2014 21:55
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Disinterested posted:An extremely elaborate practical joke. Its not that elaborate, hell, it's got this far with no input whatsoever.
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Dec 26, 2014 13:39
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Kyrie eleison posted:Love of the self is perfectly embodied by SedanChair, and by Lucifer, when they say, "I will not serve." They would rather burn in Hell for all eternity than serve God. Their pride will not allow it. That is their choice to make; God gives them that choice, and they make it. I'm choosing to make a chicken parmesan for dinner. Thanks God!
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BrandorKP posted:And: Oh man, sounds like you also went to college. Nice one!
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It's gonna own when Francis takes a big-assed jewel-encrusted-bong hit next week in St. Peter's and then Kyrie's pathetic head is gonna fly off like a propeller beanie.
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