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Sigma posted:Look in my eyes
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 05:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:34 |
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Skip My Posts posted:What's his special move?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 05:51 |
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Yuriy posted:I want to see the light fade from his eyes as he realizes he done hosed up and I want to be here to watch wrestle-posters realize that CM Punk is a 36 year old washed up whiny wrestler who never main evented a Wrestlemania or won a fight
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 16:50 |
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Grifter posted:So how serious is Punk about the straight-edge thing? I could see him winning fights against some nobodies simply on the ground that he can afford way better designer gear than most. he's really hardcore about it alternate answer: WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 16:51 |
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when he said 'i hated that the rock came in and took away a top spot from actual wrestlers,' he meant 'i hated that the rock came in and took away a top spot from me, cm punk'
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 17:04 |
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dexter's secret is an idiot but that doesnt mean you're not a dicklord like seriously i have never seen you contribute anything that wasn't aggressively smug posturing over loving fake fighting. Endorph fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Dec 7, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 17:13 |
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Cardboard Box posted:i don't respect him for using homophobic language homo sucks
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 17:58 |
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Yuriy posted:after his podcast i'm gonna guess "crying minge"
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 20:51 |
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vainman posted:He sells evangelical T-shirts and breaks Guinness records now he tapped for our sins
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 21:11 |
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Dangersim posted:Brock Lesnar was incredibly charismatic.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 00:08 |
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Dangersim posted:Have you never heard the coors light speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_JNTCNH2k
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 00:11 |
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The best crossover is the johnny bravo/scooby doo one
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 03:08 |
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oknope posted:Whether CM Punk gets his rear end kicked or kicks rear end, we can all honestly say that he had the balls to get in the octagon and fight. It is clear now that he has been wanting to do this for some time and he finally is. Punk goes after what he wants and that is why I will always back him 100%. Always have and always will. I would say good luck to him, but we all know who luck is for
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 04:13 |
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did cm punk get murdered yet
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 10:06 |
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gonna make a bold prediction: he loses, goes begging vince for one more mania payday, then fucks off to chicago for the rest of his life
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 17:32 |
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a guy who wrestled for 15 years has bad knees? that's a scoop.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 03:40 |
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KyloWinter posted:Someone explain to me who CM Punk is. Was he like a natty wrestler? Was he popular or something? He was a big name indy wrestler in the early 2000s. Very popular in Ring of Honor. He got hired by WWE as a midcard guy and languished there for a couple of years, but between a hot feud with a guy named Jeff Hardy that ended with him basically accidentally winning it because Hardy got arrested IRL for drugs and consistently strong promos and matches, he got pushed to near the top of the card. Feuded with John Cena, the biggest name in WWE (who internet fans hate because he's squeaky clean and not that great on the mic and is a decent but very safe and repetitive wrestler), for a couple of years on-and-off, culminating in him being given a live mic on air and going off on WWE's business practices and favoritism. He then won the title off Cena in Chicago, Punk's hometown in a match that was so hot the arena was literally shaking when the crowd cheered. Instead of carrying that momentum forward to be the new top guy, he jobbed to a returning old guy and went right back to being near but not at the top of the card, then he basically walked out in frustration and found out he had an injury that could have killed him at just about any time if it wasn't treated. general persona, both on and off air, was very sarcastic and smarmy but also making good points. Since he's vehemently straight edge irl he could also be counted on to piss clean, which is another reason it's weird WWE didn't keep him at the top. So the internet basically wanted to side with him when he walked out, since he had a lot of legitimate grievances about how he was treated, his pay, his medical issues, etc, but between poo poo like basically cutting ties with all his old friends and deciding to kill himself in a UFC ring he comes across as kind of a jackass.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 18:09 |
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achillesforever6 posted:He's also been spoiled by Cena's only desire in life to be the ultimate company man, who is willing to learn Mandarin to help WWE get into the Chinese market, Punk wouldn't do that.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 18:25 |
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Bluedeanie posted:He said a lot of disrespectful and borderline racist things about these Brazilian and Mexican guys he was matched up with, he ducked one of the best wrestlers in the game, and when he finally lost a match he called his own rematch and refused to do any promos for it so he got pulled from the biggest ppv of the year
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 21:13 |
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 19:36 |
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there are a lot of boxing anime where people in the audience love yelling 'a CROSS-COUNTER!?' whenever one happens
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 22:11 |
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Fartbong Bonersatan posted:anime is for pedophiles
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 23:06 |
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Charles Gnarwin posted:I would hope that the past two years have included a number of test cuts just to make sure that it is possible.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 23:02 |
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if luke gallows and joey mercury do a run-in it'll be the greatest night in the history of our sport
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 05:45 |
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I.N.R.I posted:hes more likely going to fight for his life and end it as soon as possible
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 22:11 |
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Skip My Posts posted:no, isn't he a pretty big underdog? one way to put that, yeah.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 00:11 |
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Eat Bum Zen posted:I just recently came into like a whole bunch though
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 01:07 |
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here's what we in the business like to call an 'appetizer':
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 01:10 |
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Eat Bum Zen posted:Oh is that why every other move has that happening? I googled WWE to get an idea of what Punk's moveset was and like how hard it looked and there is quite a bit of laying about groaning and holding yourself
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 06:17 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Alan Moore's not going to wade in while he's writing and kick gently caress out of him for substandard Drax comics.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 00:06 |
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they should book a ryback/cm punk fight so ryback can kill him again
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 19:53 |
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Mystery Opponent posted:Ryback nearly killed Punk with fake offense, imagine what he could do if he actually tried to hurt him
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 14:19 |
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he'll probably fight before donald trump gets impeached in 2018
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 01:13 |
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BGrifter posted:Whatever happened to the MMA fighter with no arms and no legs? Punk could fight him. this dude has a better strike game than punk
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 03:37 |
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mma is fake and has fake storylines only the fighters do more drugs but are slightly less racist, and sometimes a guy does a cool kick off the wall like billy lee from double dragon
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 23:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:34 |
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could jerusalem beat cm punk
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 08:35 |