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landlords really like small animals such as rats because they know they wont do any damage but can still charge as much as they want for adeposit
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 03:31 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 12:53 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:My father-in-law expressed a concern that this guy might try to shoot me. are you sure you werent confusing concern with enthusiasm? lol!
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 03:44 |
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u gotta admit they pushed all the right buttons. i'd almost call it witty
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 04:04 |
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:I work in an office where someone complained that someone elses perfume was bothering her. I can't even imagine what vitriol dogs would bring (from cat people). some people really wear offensive amounts of perfume
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 05:39 |
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yeah an office is not a place for dogs
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 05:41 |
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if i shared an office or a cube or something with someone who wore way too much perfume, to the point that it was giving me a headache, i'd have to do something about it but i'd try to handle it politely.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 05:41 |
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prefect posted:it seems like a pretty cool city where rents aren't as high and they don't have really hot summers and they're literally right next to a fjord It's alright. Portland is much better but no jobs
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 16:30 |
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I would probably gently caress this up.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 13:35 |
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 22:34 |
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i like HP hovercraft, if only because i want him to make me drinks when i move back to ~the bay~
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 03:19 |
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one of my friends got a job as an 'entrepreneur in residence' at a very well known vc firm. idk what that means but i'm thinking i should start hitching to their coattails
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 06:27 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:I wonder how much the "liberal arts degrees are a waste of money" and the "pursue your dream of writing cooking blogs and Egyptian hieroglyphic travel sites" spheres overlap. having a wife who's only ambition is to operate a glorified facebook page about your kids and also cooking and other crap is like the STEM version of a traditional marriage.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 21:51 |
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hey is confederate flag toilet paper a thing? it could be made out of cotton DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Jan 7, 2015 |
# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 08:23 |
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Wild EEPROM posted:climbing everest is the kind of thing you do once you've given up on life. i think you can either do everest or take up the selfless humanitarianism taking selfies with africans track. i think the best bet is to just do everest because if you die you're doing way more good than you ever would in africa
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 04:54 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:lol none of those are helpful to human rights or especially the environment at all Um one of those smart devices was a drone powered automatic toilet so that climbers could poop on everest without a) making a sherpa carry it or b) leaving it up there
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 12:49 |
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i'm assuming since we're discussing stock it's still food chat but i've never really loved pho because apparently i've never had good pho but holy poo poo i had some really good pho in atlanta it was loving nuts
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 02:09 |
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Subjunctive posted:the word "stock" doesn't otherwise appear on this page, but pho is good and you deserve good pho so yay no i was on page 353 and that looks close enough to page 363 so i thought it was the last page
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 02:16 |
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Subjunctive posted:the good news is that red hat isn't a very detail-oriented company, so no wonder they seem so excited about me
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 02:47 |
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coming to the occulus lyft
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 14:54 |
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coffeetable posted:lol what lol goddamn american cities suck so much
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 21:46 |
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oh my god oh my god kill these people
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 18:09 |
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actuall it's wa/rlock
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 00:31 |
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fermun posted:http://churchix.com/ how long until this thing starts finding images of jesus / virgin mary
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 23:38 |
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crusader_complex posted:they represent a special cubbyhole where youcan store your guns/drugs and a cop generally cant search inside without probable cause or a warrant. this is contradicted by the fact that american's seem to be very concerned with what people put in their butt
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 00:06 |
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Jonny 290 posted:you want states rights? fine. we'll legalize and you as a state can decide if you want to gently caress around with a billion dollars a year of free tax revenue, or if you wanna just keep drinking yourself into a wifebeating, joblosing mess State's right to party
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 02:02 |
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thank you tyler riggs
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 20:39 |
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Tusen Takk posted:The lambo edit was a joke because in Norwegian krone he paid almost as much for the tesla as that lambo is going for It sucks that it's frequently hard to tell the difference between someone being an idiot and someone being a non native English speaker
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 07:29 |
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Tusen Takk posted:Literally the only funny thing that came out of Norway was comedians making fun of how different and goofy other Norwegians sound to each other from valley to valley, and a TV show called Dag, which is about a marriage counselor who encourages couples to divorce and live alone mads mikkelson owns
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 07:38 |
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Unfortunately no one could possibly be passionate about living in vegas
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 13:03 |
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i like all good burritos
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 04:22 |
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FCKGW posted:nah there's still hundreds of millions of undeveloped acres of land around here there's literally no reason to not build single family housing in most of the areas. that's how you wind up with families
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 17:10 |
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.qirex posted:I'd consider trying to sell the fire phone one of the most challenging problems in technology
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 18:40 |
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Vlad the Retailer posted:if it's not been posted already: yelp for people lol i had this idea a few years ago. i even called it 'people yelp' also: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...t-tech-company/
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 00:54 |
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it's really weird every time i take my pets to the vet, any of the vet ladies refer to me as 'dad' wrt my pets. ive had to stop myself from rudely telling them i am not a pet dad.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 15:49 |
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triple sulk posted:embrace ur pet dadness. ladies love it no it's weird and gross
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 16:02 |
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Space-Pope posted:your pets probably do see you as a surrogate parent, fyi sure but they're not indoctrinated with breeder culture so it means something different to them
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 16:10 |
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Main Paineframe posted:dunno but they've been doing it anyway, advertising their own businesses to riders lol
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 17:34 |
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Mr Dog posted:not everybody derives orgasmic pleasure from ingesting food some of us do tho
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:07 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:lol the Yelp for people woman posted on her personal Facebook asking how to delete negative tweets from her Twitter that cant be true i mean i want to believe but you know
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 22:46 |
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gently caress off it's an accessibility tool for people with disabilities markdown syndrome
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