World of Tanks: Fun in world of tanks? Better nerf it.

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Agrajag posted:

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT IS A GOOD TOPIC? The Type 59 being a poo poo box compared to the CDC. Obviously plebe losers need that poo poo rear end skin to make them feel like a special snowflake.

Actually, the Type-59 is pretty cool. Don't you have one? Post pics plz

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 18:28

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 20:10

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Control Volume posted:

Economic and financial security is a good thing to have and I think it is good that ZombieLenin has these things.

Actually he is a burden of the state and gets a check in the mail from the government because he can't figure out pants. Or tanks for that matter.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 17:13

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Control Volume posted:

okay fine im going to start pointing to el halluf instead, because its a useless trash map where the only viable place to go is a lovely slog

There's always that village on the hill at F/6.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 21:28

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nordick posted:

1,4k base xp in the O-I Experimental, and no ace tanker. The hell are people doing in this thing?

Playing better than you. lol

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:49

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Agrajag posted:

Take your Type 59 and shove it up your butt!

Why don't you take your type-59 and sh- wait, Oh, oh I'm so sorry. :ohdear:

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 18:40

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Cardiac posted:

Also, apparently the KV-5 might be buffed.

Players can now activate train crossing bells and locomotive horn when going in for a ram.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 18:34

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

On second thought, make it a steam whistle. ~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCPwaLeDetA&t=34s~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL4heDvwF6Q

previous vid is unavailable now.

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Jan 1, 2018

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 18:38

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Atomizer posted:

Great news everyone! Tank Man from Tienanmen Square is finally getting his own Type 59!

http://www.clickhole.com/article/remember-tank-man-chinas-tiananmen-square-protest--3059

Unfortunately Metro is still without one.

Faith in humanity restored!

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 20:28

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ZombieLenin posted:

Your posting is bad. :pram:

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 20:29

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Just got in some games with my BT-7 Artillery and T-62A.

I don't know what you guys are so worked up about, this game is fun and cool.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 01:15

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 01:39

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Ensign Expendable posted:

BT-7 Arty owns as long as you aren't in a tier 5 game, which has been literally every single game for me in the tank except one.

Or ones without 11 Pz B2's on each team. :suicide:

Where'd I put my Laphroaig scotch and crazy straw?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 02:26

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

And you're the only [PANSY] who made the cut. Congrats. :toot:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 18:17

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

What does "juden" translate to in English?

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 20:34

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nordick posted:

Jews.

Thanks Nordick, you're so smart.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 20:38

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

stephenfry posted:

INSCRIPTIONS AND EMBLEMS ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING

http://worldoftanks.com/en/news/pc-browser/17/tank-customization-10-0/

it's here and it's total loving garbage. I don't *care* that in the end bittervets like us will have the established best setups down, it's more fiddly crap that makes us bitter.

what is that

why

who did this

which game designer is this loving bored

why does this game need this

what happened to your loving overspend on esports aspirations

do you hate money

do your game design and market penetration/community departments hate each other

quickybaby has a goddam doctorate the sad spritely gently caress and now he is going to be talking about the relative merits of the bangladeshi and sri lankan flags while neglecting his girlfriend again

you KNOW the bulk of those requirements are things smart players will take one look at and know to be useless 99.9% of the time

jesus. SerB trolled me good.

I get the emblems and inscriptions but what is all the other word salads for the temporary bonuses?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 19:42

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Such bullshit, the American flag should make any tank it's on invincible and 1 shot kill all other tanks.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 20:39

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

The Israeli flag should also turn all other tanks into Palestinian children.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 20:40

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Agrajag posted:

The Soviet flag should allow me to mass murder countless Slavs

All German tanks immediately explode when they spot you.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 20:45

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

BadLlama posted:

What do BR flags get you? All my tanks either have the BR flag on them or if they are Russian the Ukrainian flag.

Probably get to hear the crew hum "Rule, Britani! Britania rules the wave!" as the wreckage of your tank burns.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 21:04

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nordick posted:

Ah, yes, the famous Brazilian Anglophilia

Oh, lol. I thought BR was short for British.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 21:13

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nordick posted:

(No offense meant, I just found this amusing)

Hoisted by my own humerus.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 22:56

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

McGavin posted:

Hellsau posted:
Wargaming's ~~front page~~ people are Nazis and incredibly terrible at their jobs.

FTFY

FTFY

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 21:01

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

bwyta fy siorts!

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 16:59

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

So with the KV-5 on rental should I bother playing this weekend? Not sure if it'll be really fun or really aggravating.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 22:53

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Duzzy Funlop posted:

So vert stab AND GLD along with the rammer?
I mounted Rammer, vents and vertstab after Exia's post, how crucially do I need to replace the vents?

Also: Holy loving poo poo, this is so much fun.
KV-5s everywhere and 95% of them don't know where to shoot another KV-5 or that you can hemorrhage gold in a tank that breaks even without breaking a sweat.

I've been working on my sidescraping and seem to be able to gold-pen either side of the mantlet on other KV-5s. Even scored my first ram kill when an unfortunate 1375 zipped past a corner at full-speed without seeing me.
Anything else I'm missing or should be working on while driving this thing?

Okay, that settles it.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 22:59

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Marder translates to Marauder. Just sayin

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 21:14

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Need to block wargaming on facebook... think I friended them for a promotional thing or something.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 21:29

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with these people.

Well done!

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 18:23

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

http://fraps.com/

But you still have the problem of having to go digging through file folders to find the screen shots before you can upload them and all that drudgery. :suicide:

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 19:28

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Terrorist Fistbump posted:

Subtle troll or wehraboo at work? http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/472346-is-3-does-1488-damage/

Subtly is for the weak.

Veteran's Day! Thank you for your service!

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 20:23

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Descar posted:

where can i find arty tracer mods, to make counter battery easier

Ensign Expendable posted:

Hacks

We're goons, so we obviously use the best hacks there are. "Hellsau's Mods" is the best hack pack available right now, download it at the end of this post. Shanky made some changes to it, everything works with 9.0 and up.

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# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 19:40