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Gin and Juche
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SquadronROE posted:


That will strengthen their base and maybe even win over some of the people who aren't terribly educated in the issues but just want the gridlock to stop. After all, the Republicans are trying to eliminate the gridlock but Obama won't let them!

If stopping the gridlock was enough to motivate such people wouldn't the past few years already have done that? Granted the R side tends to be much, much louder.

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Gyges posted:

They can't push too hard or they're in danger of being hoisted on their own petard. They were always going to complain about Obama's tyranical veto pen, but they can't actually get anywhere with that if Obama's vetoes are of the Lock Gays In The Closet Bill, Burn The EPA At The Stake Statute, and the Tax Cuts For The Rich, Snide Laughs For The Poor Omnibus.

They could if they piggy back Lock Gays in the Closet with No Social Security for Osama bin Laden.

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joeburz posted:

The American conservative movement loves veterans as a political cudgel and a means to procure military-industrial complex dollars, but beyond that they couldn't give two shits.

Like the environment conservatives feel veterans should be able to take one more for the team.

And one more.
And one more.
And one more.

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Shifty Pony posted:

Looks like someone hasn't looked at the used car market lately.

About the only way to get a 2-3 year old low mileage used car for 60-70% of new is to buy a salvage title or a Chevrolet.

Maybe depends on the area but I've had pretty good luck with used cars the last few years. In 2012 getting a year old low mileage Elantra for about $5-6k less than used. Then after some lady totaled it for me getting a low mileage year old loaded Altima for about 2/3 the cost of a new.

Fried Chicken posted:

I must be an anomaly then, because I managed it.

Anecdotes, yay!

Wanna make a club?

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Duke said if Scalise is blocked he will put out a list of republicans and democrats who associate with the KKK.

Normally I'd be for it except he seems like the kind of guy that would start listing off people he doesn't like to make trouble for them.

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Evil Fluffy posted:

What's going to magically make the people smarter in the next 24 hours? I think you've got far too much faith in the populace at large.


:qq: guys we were targeted by a broken person who broke even more when cops murdered black people and got away with it even when caught on camera. Now people are protesting our systematic abuses and deep-set racism and that's hateful on their part. :qq:

Why are cops such massive babies? Goddamn.

Isn't killing a police officer a crime in and of itself?

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Is this an edit? Did he hit her with the gavel?

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Joementum posted:

No, but this might be.



"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

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Warcabbit posted:

Serious question. Is Jeb good at politics?

I'm not seeing him having the presence of character of a Mitt Romney or anything.

Well if we are comparing him to having the charisma of a stack of lumber then I guess things look good.

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Doesn't help that age range when a lack of stability hampers your ability to vote. If we are looking for a 'one size fits all' explanation we're going to be here a while.

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Radbot posted:

I don't know, personally I think the "feckless, trophy-for-all youth who love selfies and hate America" explanation holds just as much water as "I can't vote because my boss won't give me time off"

Or moving to a new place for school/work and missing the voter registration cut off date.

I too wish there was only one explanation for each side, then this whole thing would be much easier to figure out.

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baw posted:

Wow, I guess the job creators are really anticipating some great things out of the 114th congress, they've already started hiring more!

Anytime I hear the term "job creator" I always think of the god those kids worship in 'Children of the Corn".

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DemeaninDemon posted:

I'm still pulling for Mittbot 3.0: faster, smugger, whiter.

Just because you load Windows 7 on a Commodore 64 it isn't going to make it better.

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skaboomizzy posted:

The GOP presidential campaign begins each cycle in Iowa, whose main export is corn (which the Indians call "maize").

Coincidentally Iowa is also the head of the man on the US Map. It is joined by Louisiana, Missouri, Minnesota, and Arkansas. Some even say that Tennessee and Kentucky make up a tray of fried chicken that the man is carrying.

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So is he going to push for a larger budget to go with that? Otherwise that'll still be a whole lot of nothing NASA will be doing.

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The Warszawa posted:

Dammit, the voting potential! It's a red planet!

Yeah but the population is only Val Kilmer and Ice Cube so it'll have no House representation.

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Joementum posted:

Mitt Romney would like to be President so he can continue LBJ's War on Poverty.

The "I don't care about the lower 47%" guy? Did anyone tell him that the "War on Poverty" wasn't an actual shooting war?

Would Putin have known his place by lining Ukraine's borders with infantry with fixed bayonets?

Voters have gone to the fro-yo dispenser twice now and each time they've passed on vanilla. That isn't liable to change if you just put a bowl of sprinkles next to it.

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Alter Ego posted:

Seems like an awfully bold claim that ISIS wouldn't exist if Romney was President. What arrogance.

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I'm curious how they'd get their mass army of campaign interns again after dumping a slew of them in a hotel without the funds to pay for their bills immediately after Romney lost.

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sullat posted:

They are a renewable resource.

Maybe use it as a motivator. Like Cortez burning his ships after reaching the new world to encourage your men. Except instead of the fear of being butchered by natives you may end up having to wash dishes for 6 months to pay off your mini-bottle bar tab.

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Boot and Rally posted:

Anyone who touched that minibar clearly knew nothing of Mittens.

If they knew anything about Mitt they probably wouldn't even be there to begin with.

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DemeaninDemon posted:

They're college Republicans. They spent their whole lives training to take the invisible hand of the free market up the rear end upon failure.

Hey you just figured out another way to pay their bills!

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Shifty Pony posted:

No there is not.

All the people speculating seem to forget that the guy could just be asexual.

When a new Lindsay Graham splits off from its parent the new Lindsay Graham holds a BBQ for its constituents. There can be only one.

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SquadronROE posted:

I think a more valuable test would be an ethics test. Maybe including the following questions:

Q: You are walking in the desert. There is a turtle laying on it's back, baking in the hot sun. Why don't you help it?

Boot straps.

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SquadronROE posted:

We're surrounded by replicantsublicans!

Fixed and its worse than that.

Disinterested posted:

What do you mean I'm not helping?

If you help you're a Socialist.

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Disinterested posted:

What if I offer the turtle a contract to become my indentured servant for life in return for my help? Do I become a Nietzschean superman then?

Why would you outsource American jobs?

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SquadronROE posted:

We need to address the root causes of why the turtle is on its back in the middle of a desert in the first place. Generally evolution has made it so that turtles don't often get stranded on their back, much less so in a hostile environment. This reveals that either that turtle is a terrible member of its society and therefore should be allowed to die so as to not lead the species down a bad evolutionary path, or even more insidiously there is an outside force that has acted on the turtle to cause this situation. As the latter situation is one we want to, as a society, be prepared for, I recommend that we allow ourselves the freedom to express our 2nd amendment rights openly as a form of deterrent.

The turtle busted a deal, faced the wheel and was sentenced to gulag. It probably doesn't deserve our help anyway.

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DemeaninDemon posted:

The turtle isn't on its back rather everything is on the turtle's back.

The turtle represents the proletariat?

Edit: The turtle [i]is]/i] the proletariat!

Edit edit: vvv Holy poo poo was Glenn Beck a bladerunner?!

Gin and Juche fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Jan 16, 2015

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Why is the turtle on its back anyway? It's probably a slut and totally asking for it.

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zoux posted:

How far do y'all think this Romney '16 poo poo is going to go? So far the reaction from the party and pundits has been overwhelmingly negative, there's no way he's in the first primary debate right?

If I remember right most didn't want him running in 2012 at all. It seemed every month or so Fox would have a preferred candidate that wouldn't hold up well to scrutiny at all then they'd move to the next candidate. Eventually just Mitt remained because he was the most vanilla of them all.

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zoux posted:

Ted Cruz thinks the GOP needs to work on its material.


I dunno Ted we've seen the candidate slate :groucho:

That'll catch the youth vote. Show them you can be funny like their Daily Program. Maybe towards the end the GOP can do a rip-rap highlighting their policies.

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And shutting down bridges.

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EugeneJ posted:

Wasn't there a Conservative version of The Daily Show that some GOP group was making and putting on YouTube years ago?

There was one Fox News put out several years back. It didn't last long http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_1/2_Hour_News_Hour

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So what protests can be directly attributed to ending the Vietnam War or improving Civil Rights in the 60s?

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ufarn posted:

Boehner has invited Netanyahu to address Congress about the threat of Iran.

The time window is small, since Netanyahu might not be PM for long.

The GOP in Congress and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard pretty much deserve each other.

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computer parts posted:

As long as Saudi Arabia is a stable state I doubt we're going to see much long term success on that front.

Could the fact that the US upped its oil production possibly reduce the leverage Saudi Arabia has on the US' Iran policies?

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Joementum posted:

Quote of the day, “They were ugly, they were slimy, and they were creepy. And I’ve not gotten over that. So to elevate them to the status of being the state amphibian, I’m not there yet.” ~ Ken Andrus (R-Lava Hot Springs) on why he voted against a grade schooler's proposal to make the Idaho giant salamander the state amphibian.


At least they aren't icky.

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Joementum posted:

Quote of the night, “But unlike my favorite coach in high school, who happened to be black, he has been more divisive — when I had a coach that brought us together as a team like never before. I thought this president would do that. He has divided more than united, so that’s been heartbreaking.” ~ Louie Gohmert, on President Obama.

Is this son of a bitch reading off the plot for "Remember the Titans"?

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CommieGIR posted:

Ironic that they even have a choice.

They're making the "right" choice so its a k.

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Azuth0667 posted:

Wow what the gently caress why would you hold up a sign "proud of being conceived from incest" :wtc:.

The best part is that she clearly made a conscious choice to pick that sign since there are others without the "rape/". From picking it up to taking this photo, there was never an ounce of dissent from Ms. "I'm my own grandpa".

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