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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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THE TIME HAS COME

ONCE MORE

TO
GO
TO

I N D I A N A P O L I S

FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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:siren: GEN CON INDY*. :siren:



July 30 - August 2, 2015.




Once, Lake Geneva, Wisconsin's finest wargaming event,


filling the Horticultural Hall to near-capacity with nearly 100 attendees.

Fun fact: My "Lake Geneva/Gary Gygax's Home/Horticultural Hall" pilgrimage was on the same day as my "Michael Jackson's childhood home" pilgrimage

Now, Indianapolis, Indiana's finest (and arguably-largest in the world**) gaming-writ-large convention, filling the Indianapolis Convention Center with 56,000+ attendees, and growing ~15% yearly.

-=-=-=-=-

(If you were here for last year's thread, you will recognize a fair number of the recommendations and such, but rest assured I am revising it constantly)

UNASKED QUESTIONS
Q. WHAT
A. In miniature:


GEN CON in its own words: "a consumer and trade experience dedicated to gaming culture and community. Gen Con Indy is the largest annual consumer fantasy, electronic, sci-fi, adventure and hobby game convention in North America. Each year gaming enthusiasts converge to share their love for all things gaming, from tournaments to guest appearances, exhibit hall booths to electronic games, workshops, seminars, anime, art shows, auctions and countless other activities."

In my words: no matter what kind of nerdy bullshit you like, Whether role-playing, boardgames, collectible card games, collectible figurine games, collectible game games, or probably even anime and fursuits or whatever, YOU WILL FIND WHAT YOU SEEK.

Whether you are terrified of other human beings or cannot live without constantly telling everyone around you about your character/army/custom table, YOU WILL HAVE AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

-=-=-=-=-

Q: HOW?
A: SIMPLE


It is (probably still) $70 $80 to buy a 4-day badge, better known as your guaranteed front-row ticket to HELL YES.

I believe it is $40 $45 for a 1-day badge but c'mon, clearly you can go for more than 1 day, so the 4-day badge is a must! There is also a Very Important Gamer (VIG!) package that I think is like $600 and sells out immediately every year.

The Will Call booths are actually open 24/7 (24/4?) on-site so if you have any concerns whatsoever about mail not reaching you then you should probably roll like that.

I would link hotel information, but there is basically no point as all of the attached and nearby hotels sell out immediately when the housing block goes on sale (I believe last year it was down to selling out in 10 minutes or something?).

There is a pretty good shuttle from the airport, so your second-best bet to managing to nail a last-minute downtown hotel may be staying at an airport hotel. There is usually a decent amount of parking available in the area surrounding the convention center as well, but of course it is fairly expensive and I have heard more than one story of someone forgetting where the car was parked since all the parking garages look the same.

Speaking of:

Syntaxed posted:

There is the shuttle that is connected to someone of the outside hotels, including ones near the airport.

http://genconshuttle.com/


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Q. SO WHAT SORTS OF EVENTS HAPPEN AT GEN CON BESIDES WHAT YOU ALREADY MENTIONED?
A. Well, you know:


Tournaments for dozens or maybe even hundreds of various board, card, miniature, and role-playing games. An exhibitor/dealer's hall larger than a football field. The world's greatest Auction***. True Dungeon, which is basically a Children's Discovery Museum for adult gaming nerds. A pretty substantial Art Show and Author Alley where their pleading eyes only occasionally guilt you into buying something. The Costume Contest Parade, where for about ten minutes straight hundreds of people in legitimately-amazing costumes stroll through the convention center and block traffic to make you mad.

As for events, you can look at Alan DeSmet's amazing GenCon.HighProgrammer page to look through last year's events to get an idea of what you might find. Maybe this year I will actually remember to update the event listing when it goes live :shobon:

There are sometimes celebrities, but they have been actively moving away from featuring celebrities as part of the show since so many other conventions are predominantly about celebrities and Gen-Con DOES NOT NEED THEM TO SUCCEED :smug: Too bad, as I will clearly never forget meeting Sid Meier and Traci Lords in the same afternoon, but so it goes.

But the main point is this: if it is nerdy and you like it, IT IS PROBABLY HAPPENING AT GEN CON.


BUT WHAT SPECIFICALLY IS HAPPENING AT GEN-CON!?!?

"""COSTUME PLAY"""
@ @ God I loved this costume
@ SAFARI FATTY

STATUE PLAY
@ $ #

Companies showing up and making a big splash and disappearing forever!


Blurry Goons Doing Things!
!
Seriously worst gaming advertisement ever. Literally unpronounceable name + "Millions of years ago...it happened."

Epic Sweeping Vistas!
@


Actual Gaming!
@
Behold Ken St. Andre, creator of Tunnels & Trolls and on the Wasteland design team, Running A Game(tm)

S-H-O-PP-I-N-G!

not that Troll & Toad sells much beyond collectible card games there anymore

Non-Euclidean Moments!


Terrifying Throngs of Humanity!


Generally Intense Things.
# $

Check out the "Hold Ptolus As Long As You Can" contest from Gen-Con 2006!

EXTREMELY Intense Things!
$
The awesome Dungeons & Dragons Documentary panel, starring the creators, Jon Peterson of "Playing at the World" fame, Tim Kask the first editor of Dragon Magazine, and Nesbit37[!]

An Auction moment caught in time, with the world's most mesmerized bidder up front

THE MOST ASTOUNDINGLY INTENSE THINGS!
@ # $

-=-=-=-=-

Perhaps this year I will mix things up and put in a bunch of articles about previous Gen-Cons to help you understand WHY YOU SHOULD GO EVERY YEAR

Once again, the Wikipedia page.

This article goes nicely with that discussion we closed last year's thread with, about the haunting stares of the Living Dead First-Time Exhibitors being so unnerving.

Officially called the 'largest gaming convention in the world" here, oh man, good times

Oh I did not expect to be posting an article critical of Gen-Con's lack of minorities but THAT IS THE KIND OF PERSON I AM

When the Onion's A. V. Club talks about you, you know you are a big deal.

There was an X-Com Board Game? Oh, and other interesting SCOOPS from last year.

Alan DeSmet, runner of GenCon.HighProgrammer.com, the best Gen-Con planning webpage around, has SURVIVAL TIPS FOR THE CONVENTION.

-=-=-=-=-

Q. WHAT SHOULD I BRING????????
A. QUAREX'S ARBITRARY GEN CON RECOMMENDED ADVENTURE KIT:

  • Dice
  • Chargers for what ails ya (phone, laptop, tablet, tableau, plateau, mesa)
  • Batteries, failing to remember your chargers
  • iGizmos/Cameras/Phones/Whatever
  • Googies (my Mom's aphasiac word for "snacks to eat on the go")
  • Hand sanitizer FOR EMERGENCIES
  • Notepads(tm) (hey, I take notes on my phone too, but sometimes paper comes up)
  • Pens/pencils
  • Black AND Silver(!) Sharpies for autographs on light or dark surfaces(!!!)
  • YOUR MEDICINE/PAINKILLERS/BANDAGES/INSULIN/TESTOSTERONE
  • Probably some insoles or gel inserts or foam blocks to walk on or whatever
MORE OPTIONAL
  • Collapsible/lightweight water bottle with flavored beverage pouches
  • Gum!
  • Splenda, mayonnaise, and hot sauce packets: The Condiment Trifecta
  • TRAVEL CUTLERY KIT!!!!!
  • Suggested Road Food For Travellers On Facebook Page: Quest Nutrition Quest Bars(tm[tm])


Q. WHAT IS FOOD
A. PLACES EVERYONE SEEMS TO SUGGEST YOU EAT IN THE AREA:


Firstly, a map showing all the places to eat close to the Convention center. The closest food to the convention itself is likely in the form of food trucks on Georgia Street (right outside the uhh East entrance I think). I have heard basically only good things about all of those trucks though I have not tried them myself yet.
  • The Ram (brewpub with gamer-themed menu, albeit one that has been slacking off in recent years due to...)
  • Scotty's Brewhouse (...the old manager at the Ram moving here and taking his gamer-enthusiasm with him)
  • First Watch (I have not been there but apparently it has the FRESHEST INGREDIENTS despite being a chain)
  • Patachou (closes at like 3 P.M., but legitimately amazing quality breakfast/lunch)
  • STEAK 'N' SHAKE BECAUSE I AM FROM NORMAL, ILLINOIS AND I WILL BE PROUD OF OUR HOMETOWN CREATION UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
  • Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Though this is a chain, I think most people agree it is slightly better than the non-chain St. Elmo Steakhouse (though St. Elmo has amazing shrimp cocktail), and if you want to spend a lot of money on your dinner this is probably your best bet nearby. LAWEN REBUTTAL: THIS JUST IN

    Lawen posted:

    Great job on the first post(s) as always Quarex. I have one nit-bone to pick though:

    St. Elmo's is loving awesome and my annual tradition of getting shitfaced on martinis, making dumb jokes about the free navy bean soup, and eating a fiery shrimp cocktail and slab of Midwestern beef is one of the high points of GenCon for me.

    I guess if you live in the middle of nowhere and don't have any good steak houses nearby, Ruth's Chris is fine. I have 3 or 4 Ruth's Chris' within 30 minutes of my house though and St Elmo's is a real treat for me.
  • Milktooth, suggested by DJFooBoo as the "head chef is a James Beard award winner who focuses on breakfast/brunch. Holy poo poo you should eat there dumbass!" Thanks ;(
  • Bacon Legs & Turntables, suggested by ME because IT IS CALLED BACON LEGS & TURNTABLES (they feature each of those three things, you see [who cares {just go <yes>}])

  • I mean, there are several good places to eat; I will add any others people specifically recommend
If you have a car or are one of the 1% of attendees able to walk under her/his own power, here are some of the best Indianapolis restaurants that are not actually close to the convention center at all:
  • MacNivens for Great Scotch Eggs!
  • Mesh on Mass is "spectacular" THAT IS ALL I KNOW
  • Bazbeaux for pizza
  • Bakersfield for tacos...!??
  • Bru Burger for ... burgers
  • Long's Bakery for THE BEST DONUTS IN TOWN

    Haystack posted:

    Speaking of slabs of midwestern beef, I endorse Fogo De Chao for the restaurant list. If you want to gorge on unlimited top-notch steak, other meaty gubbins, and badass salad bar, it's the place for you. It's right next to Scotty's, so not too bad of a walk.

Here is VISIT INDY'S list of all its restaurants that have appeared on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives (a show on the Food Network here in The America).

And here we have VISIT INDY's list of its TOP 25 LOCAL RESTAURANTS! Several Gen-Con/this post favorites show up, including Café Patachou, Scotty's Brewhouse, Bazbeaux ... St. Elmo Steak House definitely is amazing, and their shrimp cocktail is noteworthy in the most meaningful sense of the term, but I am not afraid to acknowledge that I think Ruth's Chris has a better variety of options for stuffing yourself.

And even though this is NOT A RESTAURANT I think the HANDLE BAR warrants a mention. For anyone unfamiliar with the concept of a 16-person bicycle that has a bar in the middle, well, you might want to get acquainted this year. I can definitely see Goons heading for this ... though as I am in kind of sort of tolerable shape and was all but dead weight after about an hour when I went on such a tour in Seattle, I am not sure we quite meet the athleticism quotient needed as a group to use it, haha.


Q. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER GENERIC TIPS FOR ME
A. YES AND YES I DID STEAL THE IDEA FOR THIS SECTION FROM LAST YEAR'S EXCELLENT COMIC CON THREAD

  • If you are not in good enough shape to be on your feet for hours a day and to walk about a dozen miles over the course of several days, you might want to get on that. For reasons entirely unrelated to the convention, really, but in this case, for the convention.
  • Having cash-money can be very valuable, as some vendors in the exhibit hall are not equipped to take credit cards, and others will give you a discount for using cash (the Auction/Auction Store in particular charges the full credit card fee so that the sellers are not penalized for the payment method). There are ATMs but of course they are frequently out of cash on convention days, so plan ahead!
  • The Comic Con thread suggests the 6/2/1 rule, though I prefer the 5/3/1 rule, but the idea is the same: Sleep at least 5/6 hours, eat 2/3 meals, and take 1 shower every day. Honestly, if you can handle going a long time without eating, I suggest taking advantage of your hotel's free breakfast buffet (you should stay at a hotel with a free breakfast buffet) and stuffing yourself silly and then trying to make it until dinner time, since nearby businesses are often packed during lunchtime and ending up missing two quality hours of the exhibit hall just to eat a sandwich seems like a bad deal to me.
  • Be like me and buy this bag and bring it with you because it rules. Or if you must, just make sure you have some other equally-sturdy bag; do not be one of those rolling-suitcase-in-packed-crowd jerks.
  • Due to the average level of social capability at any gaming convention, Goons have traditionally proven to be excellent choices for hangout-buddies here; I will reserve the second post for lists of Goon-run events (both formal and informal) and other such meeting-up-portunities (since last year I did a bad job helping coordinate that).
  • Oh if you are into this kind of thing here are the relevant links: Gen Con Official Twitterrrrrr, Gen Con Official Facebooooooook, Wizards of the Coast's Official Wait Seriously They Still Have 2013's Page Up O.K. no they took that down, here is their Gen-Con retrospective page
  • Oh neat and they also have a Jon Peterson-authored timeline of important Dungeons & Dragons events; this is pretty Gen-Con-related
  • I have no doubt I will be adding more things here based on posts in the thread edit: LIKE THIS
  • Slandible posted:

    E>> One other thing I would suggest I didn't see in the OP, is dressing in layers. I know it's the middle of summer and you're going to be packed into the center like cattle, but by around 8 pm, a large amount of people start leaving. And by close to midnight, all the AC units in the place turn it into a giant meat locker. I froze my rear end off the first night.
  • GO TO GEN CON. GO TO GEN CON.
  • GO. TO. GEN. CON.

And see you there.


*(neé Lake Geneva Wargames Convention)
**I once thought that Essenspiele in Germany had 3x as many attendees--then I found out that they only list their TURNSTILE attendance, which is each day's unique visitors added together, not their total number of unique visitors. Ergo, the ~150,000 Essen claims as a peak compared to Gen Con's turnstile attendance of 185,000 last year suggests it really is the biggest now.
***Full disclosure: I am an RPG/T.O.V.A. auctioneer, though I loved it and talked it up constantly every year even before joining up in 2012.


PHOTO CREDITS (after the picture)
# ThaShaneTrain
@ Len
$ Nesbit37
! WhiteHowler
The rest are mine, far-flung across 14 Gens-Con.



Q. OH ONE LAST THING, DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES THAT ARE NOT OF GEN-CON BUT METAPHORICALLY ILLUSTRATE THE JOYS OF ATTENDING?
A. I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED

I really did not have the heart to post the two identical pictures I have from different years of the same incredibly fat woman passed out in a chair

Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Jul 6, 2015

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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Reserved once again SO HARD for information on Goon-run events, of both the formal and informal variety. Even though last year we only had one event promoted in this post :(

:siren: WE STILL HAVE AN OFFICIAL GROUPME CHAT!!! :siren:
In fact, it is probably only still active because I popped up every month or so to talk to Mudcrab Merchant like a Spamming jerk.



WE ALSO PROBABLY HAVE AN OFFICIAL IRC CHANNEL

Hawaii_Lame-O posted:

Server is irc.synirc.net

Room is #GCG

Let's see what happens!


ADD YOURSELF TO NESBIT'S GOOGLE DOC!!!

nesbit37 posted:

The main part of Gen Con starts a week from today! Go add your name and contact info to this spreadsheet if you have not done so already and want goons to check in with you on things. Between this and group me we should be able to organize things spur of the moment pretty well while there(they both worked well last year):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqiGU-iR_59KdDR3Z0V0OHlNWjIweUEtNDhCQ0tCOGc&usp=drive_web#gid=0


OH IF YOU HAVE AN "ANDROID" "MOBILE CELLULAR TELEPHONE MACHINE" YOU CAN INSTALL THIS WHILE IT EXISTS:
THE UNOFFICIAL 2014 GEN CON APP
which honestly I mainly recommend getting for access to maps of the center, nearby hotels, and downtown area, even if it never gets updated for this year's events.



AS IT HAPPENED TWO YEARS IN A ROW SO FAR, I SEE NO REASON NOT TO ASSUME THIS WILL BE HAPPENING AGAIN AND WE SHOULD GO:
:siren: [PROBABLY] COME TO THE COLTS GRILLE FOR NERD TRIVIA BY WEDNESDAY [JULY 29] NIGHT AT 7:00, WHICH [PROBABLY] DOUBLES AS THE OFFICIALISH GOON MEET! :siren:

Colts Grille (next door to the Embassy Suites Indianapolis Downtown, if you know where that is!)
110 West Washington Street
Indianapolis, IN 46227


THANKS TO CAMOSEVEN 2014 FOR BEER INFORMATION

camoseven posted:

:guinness: GENERAL INDY BEER INFO :guinness:
I would like some more information about places to eat and drink in Indianapolis, please. Well, aren't you a needy little poo poo! Luckily for you I made a list of places I like (and some I avoid) in the downtown Indy area! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THIS UGLY LIST THAT I SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON! I was going to make a map, too, but :effort:. I also killed two birds with one stone and threw some things in there for my family, so just ignore any references to my mom's place or whatever.


:siren: GOON AUDIO BROADCASTS, SOME FOLKS CALL THEM PODCASTS I CALL THEM AUDIO BROADCASTS, RELATED TO GEN-CON :siren:



:siren: POTENTIAL GOON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION PARTYTIME HAPPYJOURNEY #1 :siren:

POSSIBLY TAKING:

TRAIN:
UPSTATE NEW YORK: QUAREX
VIRGINIA BEACH: Loki_XLII
CALIFORNIA?: Bucnasti

BUS:
COLUMBUS: Len and his CREW

STUPID BAT:
THE SOUTH: Nighthob

Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Feb 10, 2015

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I am going to viciously co-opt posts from the Chat Thread to get things going over here! Particularly because I even have some responses for your comments/questions!

LuiCypher posted:

I, too, am going to Gen Con for the second year in a row! I know this because I've already got a hotel room lined up about two blocks away from the convention. A few words of advice to anyone here who's thinking about Gen Con:

The first thing you absolutely need to take care of, as soon as possible, is where you are staying. You have a few methods for achieving this, in order of preference:

1. Live in Indianapolis and/or have friends who live there that you can stay with. The latter is better because you'll save on housing costs, since friends will let you stay for free right?

2a. Reserve the hotels in advance, outside of the Gen Con registration period. This is extremely difficult - many of the hotels are already 'booked solid' by Gen Con itself for the duration of the convention in order to keep prices low. Those that do have rooms available have them at an extreme premium, considering the overall quality of the hotel. When I made the reservations in late November I couldn't help but notice the Hampton Inn, which had rooms, was going for $350/night. Note: Today might already be too late to get a hotel room. If not now, then almost certainly by the day registration opens.

2b. Use Airbnb to find someone who is renting out their apartment/condo for the weekend. You'll be able to do this well before the Gen Con hotel registration period. It might cost a little more, but having a place in advance will make the days leading up to August rest that much easier.

3. Wait for the Gen Con Housing Portal to open. I used this method last year. The best way to describe it is 'Internet Vietnam'. To put it in perspective, imagine this - last year, 54,000 people went to Gen Con. Let's assume that 25% of them made reservations in advance, either by living close enough to the convention or by getting a room beforehand (or by being Scott Kurtz and the Penny Arcade crew, who I saw in the expensive hotel right next to the convention probably because they were comped VIG passes by Wizards for their live-plays at PAX - more on VIG passes in a moment). So now we're left with 40,500 people in the pool. Let's assume that 50%, or about half of them, are savvy enough to realize that they need to get into the door right now in order to get a hotel close to the convention. That's 20,250 people trying to access the same portal at the same time. My assumptions are generous and probably inaccurate, but the point I'm trying to convey is this - there are a poo poo-ton of people all accessing one web portal at the same time to try to gobble up hotel rooms like hicks at a Wal-Mart Black Friday sale. The Gen Con servers this past year were unable to handle the stress of so many people trying to take so many actions at the same time - I waited in line for 15-30 minutes to try to gain access, only to be booted off while I was reserving rooms and forced to wait in the same line again. By the time I got back into the system, the closest hotel with rooms for all three nights was seven miles away.

The problem is, unless you know someone who lives in Indy or you use Airbnb, there aren't many ways for the average person to get around the Gen Con Housing Portal. The advantage to the housing portal is that the prices are at typical market rates - in other words, fairly normal and not subject to supply and demand price changes - but the system is ludicrously fragile. You could try to do what a lot of people do and stay in a different hotel every night, but that means moving your car and your poo poo all over the place. Personally, I like to stay put.

There are a few ways to get around it though, but they require you to be somewhat connected.

1. Make friends with a VIG!
A VIG (or very important gamer) is somebody who's got premium passes to the convention. One perk of these premium passes is that they can get access to the housing portal much earlier than everybody else and will more than likely get a room next to the convention center for every day of the convention. Unfortunately, there are very few VIG passes sold every year to the general public - the system does not let a lot of new people in, as the previous year's VIGs are given first crack at the VIG passes for the upcoming year.
That all sounds pretty reasonable. So much so that I probably should have put some of it in the starting posts. MAYBE I STILL WILL. WHO KNOWS?

LuiCypher posted:

However, VIGs come with another benefit - they can give out/sell guest VIG passes which, although they don't come with as many bells and whistles, gives you the early access to the housing portal and first shot at VIG passes for the next year's convention (I may be wrong on the latter, but the former is true).

Making friends with one, then, is a very profitable endeavor. Plus, you have so much in common, like board gaming! Though there are a few VIGs whose friendship with regards to the guest passes is up for sale though - a handy way to make back the cost of the VIG pass, to be certain. With regards to that, VIG passes are much more expensive than the normal passes, but the early access to housing alone is probably worth the price of admission, not to mention all of the other benefits.

2. Be a member or know a member of one of those fancy hotel clubs, like Hilton HHonors
Fun fact - I guarantee you that the hotels do not give up all of their rooms to Gen Con in order to keep a few in reserve for their members. Having an in with one of these clubs (as a friend of mine did) will give you the chance to reserve rooms, though at a premium.
VIG Companions do not get first crack at VIG the next year, sadly; I have been one for three years now and I definitely have nothing to show for it aside from the magical ability to obtain free hot chocolate or bottled water at any moment during the day and to enjoy it while sitting in a beanbag. Well and it is cool having your own event ticket handlers but that is pretty infrequent-use really.

And as an also-greedy Hilton Honors member I can confirm your theory; I always have a back-up room ready to go from August or September of the year before just in case all else fails ("all else" now being "our V.I.G. decides to not go"). It ends up being like $300+/night to book that way BUT knowing we will be a block away worst case scenario is nice. I do always put my room back in the pool once I know we are set though!


Len posted:

Last year was the first year we had any issue with the housing In the four years we went to Gencon. I personally blame the fact I didn't do the hotel booking this time around but booking without the housing portal just sounds like an all around better idea and I'm not sure why we didn't think of it.
Ever since the first year the MotoGP happened at the same time, I have found the housing situation exponentially worsened; even getting a room 11 months in advance is not a reliable way to get the perfect room anymore (which fortunately worked great with my friend succeeding in the V.I.G. lottery that same year).

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

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nesbit37 posted:

Getting excited for it already now that the new year is upon us. Gary Con in 2.5 months isn't helping either. I have to say I am feeling nervous about getting a hotel room. Last year was a nightmare, and I wish they would post the date of the hotel signups already so I can make sure I have an hour blocked out of work for it. As someone who flys in from the east coast I definitely need a room, preferably within walking distance or at worst on the shuttle line. Last thing I want to do is pay for renting a car after paying for a plane ticket.
Gary Con is pretty great. I wish I could justify the travel expense to go there reliably; the fact that I was at Gary Con III and Gary Con VI was amazing enough, as I lived on the East Coast during the first one and the West Coast during the second one yet happened to be driving cross-country in March both times. What are the odds? People who get all riled up (in the good way) about retro gaming (in the actual or fabricated senses) really need to go if at all possible. Even the hardiest anti-grognard might be tempted to play a high-death-rate 1st edition AD&D game if someone who designed 1st edition AD&D was running the game. Might

nesbit37 posted:

I just edited out the info of people from 2014 in that spread sheet and opened it back up, so if anyone has problems accessing it via the 2nd post in this thread let me know.
I suppose that makes sense, huh. And I like that you left me in because you knew not only would I still want to be in but my information would have literally not changed at all. Though I am kind of sad to think about how my dream of arriving Tuesday night is never going to come to pass so long as I go with friends who are not quite as committed to the insanity as I am :( BUT I LOVE THEM OF COURSE SINCE SOME ARE READING THIS

Countblanc posted:

Two of the people I usually go with may not go this year, and if that happens the entire thing might crumble. Hopefully that doesn't happen though because GenCon is a cool time.
Just find new people in that case. See, and you need Scotch eggs, there is no chance to back out now.

Grinspork posted:

Maybe this year, I'll go on that bicycle bar and get intoxicated while seeing the sights around the city!
Bicycle bar? Is that ... ahahaha awesome, I went on one of those in Seattle and it was a good time. Though only because one of the other riders brought his homemade ginger ale for me. :( I am definitely adding the Handle Bar to the list. Though I suppose it should be in the beer list. Oh ... wow, Camoseven, you never mentioned you had FOOD in your beer list that you spent way too much time on! WHAT A GREAT LIST! Do you want me to incorporate your suggestions into the main list or do you want it to be a unique Camoseven attraction?

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

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Grinspork posted:

I added myself to the list to feel brave and proud with you two and I will update when I know more information of when my flights are and all that other information.
Swank. Dehumanize Yourself and Face to Bloodshed D20.

Speaking of flights and other stuff, I know the opening posts are basically infinite information overload, so my comment about Goon Trains(tm) got buried--a few people in the Traditional Games Chat thread and I talked about how fun it would be to collectively decide on specific trains to take cross-country, sitting near each other and gaming as much time as we could stand while on the way. Of course, the only three people who expressed interest are coming from three entirely unrelated parts of the country, BUT there is certainly a chance something could gain steam.

(for those too lazy to look up there, the three locations so far are Vermont, Virginia Beach, and California [I think])

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

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Len posted:

My crew is taking a Megabus out of Columbus. It's not a train but if anyone else is doing that we could try and game. There are tables on them in some seats.
Still good to know. I will just make a section of "GOONS TAKING PUBLIC TRANSIT" and we can see if we can add to the madness that way. Or, if anyone is brave enough to invite random Goons into their cars...

Grinspork posted:

Oh wow, there is a train from San Antonio to Indianapolis, but I feel like I'll be accosted by old people the whole time.
Old people GOING TO GEN-CON!!!!!

LuiCypher posted:

Holy poo poo, I made it somewhere near an OP!

:parrot:

5. If there's one day you should go to the dealer's hall, go for the last two hours Saturday. Sure, it's generic advice for just about any convention. Yeah, it'll be crazy, but everyone is going to try to offload their stuff so you can cut some crazy deals (but not from the major publishers - Fantasy Flight's stuff costs the same on Thursday as it does on Saturday). I picked up a box divider for Eldritch Horror + the Forbidden Lore expansion that fit the cards in sleeves from Tom Vasel's friend for $20. The guy sells it on his website for $40+. Vasel himself almost let me have it for free on the condition that I would, Scout's Honor, pay him back for it via PayPal. (If you must know, I ran to my GF, got $20 of our money, and paid him for it right there instead of jumping through BS hoops)

7. I'm surprised Quarex hasn't mentioned it yet, but I was a bad frogger last year and I did not go to T.O.V.A. I haven't gone to T.O.V.A., but I hear tell that you should go to T.O.V.A. Do what I did not in 2014. Listen to Quarex. Go to T.O.V.A.
I agree with all of your advice. Even the things I have never experienced first-hand. Though I do think you mean Sunday rather than Saturday unless there is some secret Saturday Club I do not know about.

T.O.V.A.! T.O.V.A.! Yeah it is pretty much the best. I appreciate anyone being skeptical about anything someone says is THE BEST, because yeah usually if you go in expecting something to be amazing it ends up being bland or something. But it really is at least a little fun for virtually everyone.

Here you go, this sums everything up:



I am going to mix this into the other Auction-related comment:

Mr.Trifecta posted:

Quarex, I enjoyed you hosting the auction. After your set was done, was excited for the charity auction only to be bored to tears as whomever was doing the hosting duties, kept droning on and on about the history of the items rather then just selling the items. Mind you, last year was my first year, is the charity auction always a snore?
Firstly, I am always all :shobon: for compliments so thank you; I mainly started auctioneering because literally all of my friends (most of whom are quick to make fun of someone who suggests possessing a skill) told me I would be better than the worst auctioneers, which was really all I hoped. And to the credit of the bad auctioneers, it was not at all uncommon in the past for people who hated being on the microphone to go up due to there simply not being anyone else volunteering who DID want to do it--I believe that situation has resolved itself in the past few years, though.

Oh, but about the ongoing Boring Auction Bits. Well, the problem here is that the Charity Auction's whole deal is "let Frank Mentzer and Tim Kask tell literally any story they can possibly think of in order to try to enhance the perceived value of an item being sold." It does have the effect of driving off the casual attendee, but I am sure they assume that the big money is going to come from the most fanatical people anyway. I am certainly not sure they are wrong.

T.O.V.A. has always been an anomaly the other direction--buoyed by Auctioneer Josh's relentlessly hilarious assault, you would be hard-pressed to find nerds who would not get at least some enjoyment out of being there, at least for as long as the slow pace lasts until the "oh poo poo we are not going to be able to sell everything" part starts. I am not going to say I always enjoy the other people who are on stage with Josh, but some are good, and I have gotten enough compliments to make me believe I am not making it worse. It may be because I understand that Josh is the Whole drat Show and anyone trying to steal the spotlight from him is just reducing the audience's enjoyment. Well possibly also since we play well off each other in real life, translating nicely into Believable Auction Banter(tm). Blah blah Auction blah blah!

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Edit: GREETINGS FROM NEXT WEEK, POST--YOU ARE NOW THE ONE-STOP SHOP FOR THIS

8one6 posted:

https://soundcloud.com/underdiscussion/sets/gen-con-2014 Gen Con 2014

https://soundcloud.com/underdiscussion/sets/gen-con-1 Gen Con 2013

If you want '12, '11, or '10 let me know and I can upload them to soundcloud when I get home tonight.

8one6 posted:

We recorded a Tips for Gen Con episode for our podcast a couple of years ago, if you want to listen it's here. (I've skipped it past the unrelated spotlight at the beginning.)

Quarex posted:

I did a few guest stints on some friends' INTERNET AUDIO BROADCAST a few years back, and one of the times they wanted me to come in was when they were doing a Gen-Con special. My favorite moment of the entire thing starts at 38:50 when the guy who has never gone to Gen-Con asks about vices ... and ... oh god. The resolution still makes me happy. If you want to skip an inexplicable discussion of the female attractiveness at the convention over the years, avoid from 03:00 to 06:00.

8one6 posted:

My podcast just posted out Tips for Gen Con episode here!

Edit: I should mention the episode features fellow goon Bucnasti!


...ANDNOW...THEORIGINALPOST...

Mr.Trifecta posted:

Speaking of which, I noticed a giant what I can assume Aliens case that I wasn't sure if it was sold or not at the auction. Do you remember it? Was it just a giant miniature setup of the Nostromo or something?
That did not sell at all, because there was nothing inside it, and though everyone agreed it was a very nice Aliens replica case and that any Aliens fans would clearly be interested in it, the guy wanted like $300. I think "I could make five of those for $300" was the most appropriate response I heard.

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Yeah you basically have to be crazy to want to switch hotel rooms during an extended stay ANYWHERE, let alone during a once-a-year event where every moment spent away from the convention zone is a tragedy.

Meanwhile, my V.I.G. buddy confirmed that our annual Embassy Suites stay is locked in already; see you plebes there ... if you make it there :smug:


LuiCypher posted:

Of course, if attendance trends continue the way they are there are going to be a lot more people using the system this year. I did some extremely reliable back-of-napkin math and estimated that if Gen Con attendance trends continue, based on an very limited sample of 2012, 2013, and 2014, there should be about 63,400 people this year. This is based on some incredible assumptions though, like that there will be growth and it will follow a pattern or something like that.

Either way if you're reading this thread, you should be one of those people! There's a reason why more people are going to Gen Con, and that is precisely because it is awesome.
HELL YES

And yeah, there obviously has to be some sort of growth ceiling for Gen-Con, though it is possible that the ceiling will end up being "moves out of Indianapolis after 2020 and instantly contracts as a result" or something. As much as that would probably destroy the perfect "gamer city" vibe of the convention in the process.

Oh, but I am not entirely sure that I understand why the event's attendance fluctuated erratically from the 1990s until the slight dip the year after the economy collapsed in 2008, and then somehow led to continual 10%+ growth annually. Certainly people talk about how nerd stuff is cool now, but it was cool a decade ago too but the numbers still seemed capped forever at 25,000ish until MAGIC HAPPENED edit to clarify: no not Magic the Gathering, that is what just changed Gen-Con forever from "mostly role-playing/computer/board/wargames" to "oh god like 1/3 collectible card games and then everything else also" for a few years.

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Len posted:

It probably doesn't have anything to do with it but Origins started to shrink in 09 from the two years I went before. In 2010 every hall had lost space and the vendor hall was shrunk down and that was when we decided to just start going to Gencon instead.
Well that certainly could be related. Even on the Gen-Con forums, people occasionally lament having to choose Gen-Con over some other regional convention they would probably rather attend for their niche interest but everyone is going to Gen-Con--I am sure Origins' loss is bound to be Gen-Con's gain. I mean, Columbus and Indianapolis are not precisely far apart, so travel expenses are not going to keep many people's convention of choice locked-in, not the way that me never having known anyone who went to Dragon Con until this past year is clearly related to growing up in the Midwest.

Mr.Trifecta posted:

Wow that was a big tease then. I was expecting a 1:1 Pulse Rifle.
Yeah certainly every time someone asked what was inside and was told "it's a carrying cases for miniatures! Lots of foam!" their reaction was inevitably "...oh." Even the guy who briefly considered buying it upon learning it was $200 was then like "wait, what am I saying, no, screw that"

8one6 posted:

Only 199 days to go!

I've renewed my VIG so my friends and I will be there again this year. We recorded a Tips for Gen Con episode for our podcast a couple of years ago, if you want to listen it's here. (I've skipped it past the unrelated spotlight at the beginning.)
NOW 198 OMG sort of related, anyone whose friends DO bail on them and is worried about finding a room should obviously just crash with someone else in the thread whose friends also bail. And if anyone ends up dead the suspect list will be very easy to trace.

I should put your link in the second post since it is sort of like a Goon Event after all. I listened to this last year and I AM LISTENING TO IT AGAIN TODAY

I can barely believe I am about to acknowledge this but I did a few guest stints on some friends' INTERNET AUDIO BROADCAST a few years back, and one of the times they wanted me to come in was when they were doing a Gen-Con special. My favorite moment of the entire thing starts at 38:50 when the guy who has never gone to Gen-Con asks about vices ... and ... oh god. The resolution still makes me happy. But overall this is a nice companion piece to your show, 8one6, because you are the coherent and reasonable counterpoint on the same subject.

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8one6 posted:

I'll be listening to this tomorrow.

We're also putting on our annual starting a podcast seminar: SEM1567950 Starting a Podcast & Sticking with it! Fri @ 2:00 PM (Unless they change it when they approve it.)
I am intrigued by this seminar. Particularly as it is an annual thing so clearly you have regulars who come with fan signs and have pre-scripted responses to dialogue ala Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Also as for the show I linked, I get asked about THE AUCTION at just after 17:00, and anyone who does not think the Auction sounds that exciting should listen to me explaining how it was years of me making fun of it casually before I actually gave it a chance and was like THIS IS SO AMAZING

(oh and I did not remember one of the normal hosts explaining the evolution of attractive women attending Gen-Con to start the show; you are free to skip a few minutes there)

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Badges cannot sell out for our Supreme Gaming Convention unlike how they can sell out for Scrub-Tier conventions :smug: (hence the concerns about how the growth could potentially become too much for Indianapolis).

Actually I have totally tried and failed to get PAX tickets three times, more power to anyone who succeeds, haha.

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I forgot they used to not allow events to start after ... 10 was it? Midnight at the latest. That was dumb. Though I can understand how the older people running the convention would be like "why the hell would you want an event that starts at 2?" and meanwhile the young lunatics were like I DEMAND TO GAME LITERALLY UNTIL I PASS OUT AT THE TABLE

My first year attending (1997) I think we slept about 4 hours a night on average, and one of my friends not only passed out in the middle of a Villains & Vigilantes game, but passed out while holding his dice (in his hand above the table) and waiting for his turn in combat. That is dedication to the craft. And I know he is reading this and will probably chime in to apologize ala Ronnie from Whomp for ruining our game 18 years ago.

It is almost time for my yearly efforts reading the official forums and reporting back on the most mind-blowingly terrifying or depressing comments! I am not sure much is going to beat the one-two punch of the guy who posted constant schizophrenic word salad about Gen-Con oppressing him ... or the woman who was very upset that she had to walk farther than the lobby of her hotel to board the shuttle :(



Also is it narcissism if listening to myself talk about Gen-Con from 2009 gets me hyped up for Gen-Con 2015?

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CaptainRat posted:

YOU SON OF A BITCH I FELL ASLEEP AT THAT TABLE IN CONFIDENCE
ahahahah YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE LITERALLY

CaptainRat posted:

Gen-Con is awesome and the auction is awesome and everyone should go.
Same

nesbit37 posted:

No, you should totally do this every morning to gain maximum excitement. Actually, if anyone has any great podcasts, videos, blogs or articles on Gen Con's past they should totally post them in here so we can all get pumped up via nostalgia.
Good call. I will just start collating them in a random post and then link to them from an earlier post, like an awful Choose Your Own Adventure. In fact, I will put them in one of my OLD POSTS to be even more confusing.

8one6, feel free to upload any episode you would want linked, obviously.

Here is a video that is basically "an excited newbie's quick tour of Gen-Con, that I found myself listening to at work, being surprised that the narrator is capable of keeping a stream-of-consciousness patter going the entire ~hour of the video. Apparently the creator "Rahdo" is a Thing given that he had fans coming up to him while recording the video. Richard Ham? Apparently a long-time video game developer, per his own discussion with someone near the end of the video. Oh, he was lead designer on Fable II and worked on BUBSY 3D! ULILLILLIA WOULD BE PROUD TO WATCH THIS VIDEO

And we might as well throw Wil Wheaton into the Gen-Con video mix here. I mean this is basically just a Fantasy Flight advertisement BUT it has several great action shots of the convention regardless.

And of course Backno already beat me to suggesting a Gen-Con wedding. Good for him.

Len posted:

Reading it that way makes me feel like I'll stop going to Gencon in the next couple years. I love going and all but I don't see me wanting to pay over $100 for a badge. Maybe it's just because the only cons I've gone to are Gencon and Origins but even $100 feels really steep.
Not that I own your wallet, Len, and I understand the mental leap from 2-digit to 3-digit pricing, but if you think to yourself "would I pay $10 more than last year to go to Gen-Con?" then I think it will always sound reasonable. At least until you end up physically unable to spend the amount needed.

Len posted:

What is True Dungeon like? Every year it immediately sells out but we don't know enough about it to attempt getting tickets. It's some sort of larp that you can level up in and stuff? We're under the assumption that you can spend the $40 or whatever and fail meaning you wasted money. Is that the case?
To prove not ALL of my advice is "THROW MONEY AT IT; WHO CARES?," I am not sure that it is worth paying $40 for a potential chance to have fun for a couple of hours, considering the number of horror stories I have heard about getting with groups of assholes or people who have played several times and do not want to wait for you to actually engage with the game yourself. If you can somehow find 9 other people to go, you could probably have a blast buying out a whole block, though!

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nesbit37 posted:

Quarex, which auction section do they usually put old gen con programs and memorabilia? I know I have seen the old swag bags at TOVA before but wasn't sure about programs. Want to try and fill out some program gaps if I can this year I think.
That is indeed usually T.O.V.A., if not Collectibles/Crème de la Crème. There are usually a few up every year, though the most recent one I remember was a Gen-Con VII? advertisement poster that went to The Keeper, when he opened the bidding at $100 and that was that. Lots of miscellaneous programs/flyers/memorabilia from other conventions too, here and there, though.

Related: http://www.amazon.com/Poster-Gen-94-Varios/dp/B00FEK8378

Jedi425 posted:

loving gamers ruin everything :mad: I played it the first couple years, and it was a ludicrously chill event where dudes had fun. My roommate even won a 'I backstabbed the party and all I got was this t-shirt' shirt, which was hilarious to us. But you can tell how long it's been since I hit a GenCon, since now apparently neckbeards spend thousands on token packs before the con is even open for pre-registration.
Certainly it is possible to still have fun. One of the dudes I go with (the guy whose V.I.G. status I ride upon like an embarrassing steed) buys two or three True Dungeon tickets every year, and seems to always have one session go so badly that he is on the verge of never attending again and then another one go so well that he is like "well, O.K., maybe next year too." The crappiest of crap shoots.

Related to Nesbit37's question, I have sold True Dungeon tokens both years I have been a T.O.V.A. Auctioneer, and the set featuring all of a dude's tokens from 2008-2011 went for like $250 if I recall correctly. Even more insane than "random 1990s Magic card assortment!"

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It is a lot of random chance every year, seemingly, as to whether you save a lot with the hotel block instead of booking directly. What it IS, however, is increasingly impossible every year to get a good room outside of the housing block. From the time the convention moved to Indianapolis, I booked rooms for the next year in September almost every year. Then, suddenly, in 2011, nearly every hotel was already booked by September. At the time we blamed the MotoGP event and its accompanying motorcycle enthusiast gathering being on the same weekend as Gen-Con, but given that last year they stopped overlapping and the hotels remained incredibly challenging to book early, I am going to guess the hotels just finally figured out to block off those rooms early so jerks like me could not beat the system.

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Is anyone any good at anything

Er I mean, anyone skilled with E-DESIGN who could easily make some elegant/bold/simple/convoluted/invisible dividers for organizing the opening posts? I realize the first posts look pretty much like A Bad Mess as it stands.

Maybe "THE CONVENTION!" "THE EVENTS!" "THE TRAGIC HUMAN NEEDS FOR FOOD AND DRINK!" and "THE LOOT/THE WARRANT/CARMEN!"

Or basically anything that looks Gen-Con-like

Maybe I should just take the splash art from this year's webpage and cut it into strips and write words in an outlined font on it YEAH MAYBE YOU SHOULD SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, QUAREX look If I knew what font the main Gen-Con logo was in, I probably could. Jerk. Hmm, 100+ questions into IdentiFont it finally gave me an interesting possibility...O.K., no, Adobe Caslon is not right, but it will do for me. For now.

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Oh, here is a DOINGINDY.COM article about, well, Doing Gen-Con! Not much new information but I do love me some Gen-Con articles.

CellBlock posted:

Holy balls, there's a Gen Con thread already! In January! loving Yes! (Like I really need to start thinking about Gen Con now, because I don't have so many things going on between now and then... gently caress 'em, Gen Con!)

Everyone, get your badges Friday, strap on your helmets and dildos on Saturday, and jump into the housing clusterfuck on Sunday! DO IT! It's like the game before the games. (Actually, don't do it. I want my sweet hotel rooms.)
I know you pretty much answered your own amazement as to why it existed in January, but if anything I probably should have started last year's thread before registration started, too. So between that being a good idea and THA G-C being in July for only the second time ever, it seemed like bringing out the thread with the new year made even more sense.

As to your other point about partying and fun times, I will try hard to not have a third grandmother die the day before Gen-Con starts, necessitating me leaving the convention early :smith: that is only partially a joke, last year it was my grandmother-in-law. I ran out of kinfolk-grandmas with Gen-Con 2009.



nesbit37 posted:

I do wonder how much needing to be the badge purchaser to reserve a hotel in the block is going to help. In the past everyone got codes which they could of course just share with whoever they wanted. I don't know if it impacted things much but I am sure it didn't help.
I am curious about this, too. Though it is a shame they did not put it in place in time to test the theory that the hotels started selling out faster because of MotoGP people camping the Gen-Con hotel queue. Though given that things sold out as quickly as ever last year, somehow I doubt that was making much of an impact.



Len posted:

That's good. I don't know why Gencon for $100 seems crazy expensive but for some reason it does. That comes out to $25/day and I have more than that much fun. But something about it sits weird to me.
Maybe the best thing they could do to help people who think $100 sounds expensive--not me, my wife is fond of saying that money has absolutely no meaning to me (and also that the only reason that is O.K. is because I only spend money on Gen-Con and Steam)--is to introduce something between V.I.G. and 4-Day. Well, besides the Educator Badge or whatever. Maybe a $150 (or double-normal-price or something) badge that acts as both a 4-day badge AND unlimited generic tickets (for you only obviously)? Then suddenly hundreds of people are buying that, and the idea that $200 is a reasonable price to pay for a badge is suddenly out there, so when the 4-day badge price finally goes up to ONLY $100 then there you go. Or perhaps a $250 badge that lets you touch Larry Elmore's beard.

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Lawen posted:

Yay, new GenCon thread!
And it is all your fault that we have a GroupMe, if I recall correctly.

Also the room lottery is going to be terrifying I am sure. Good luck to everyone!

As for ALL THIS:

Lawen posted:

Great job on the first post(s) as always Quarex. I have one nit-bone to pick though:

St. Elmo's is loving awesome and my annual tradition of getting shitfaced on martinis, making dumb jokes about the free navy bean soup, and eating a fiery shrimp cocktail and slab of Midwestern beef is one of the high points of GenCon for me.

I guess if you live in the middle of nowhere and don't have any good steak houses nearby, Ruth's Chris is fine. I have 3 or 4 Ruth's Chris' within 30 minutes of my house though and St Elmo's is a real treat for me.
Thanks brah :burger::respek::spooky: I will duly add your disappointment to that section. But yes, I do tend to live in places woefully lacking in quality meat-time. Or I sometimes in places where there are so many other interesting cuisines that I never think to just go get a steak. Certainly the shrimp cocktail and the UNBELIEVABLE WATER SERVICE(!) are both good enough that I think everyone should go at least once just to experience them.

I will also add the Fogo de Chao recommendation; I keep forgetting about it since I have never gone, and I always somehow end up at Texas de Brazil instead. Anyone been to both who can say how similar they are?

Haystack posted:

Well, the application said they were looking for all sorts of art, but from what scuttlebutt I've been able to gather the jury has very heavily favored generic "fine" fantasy and sci-fi art. You know, the sort of stuff you might find on a MTG card.

I won't know for certain until I actually check out the show, but I would not be surprised if there was not a serious decline in diversity this year.
As long as your friend is not the worrying lady who basically does stick-figure art and begs everyone passing by to come talk to her, I am disappointed to hear this. But it of course makes me wonder if somehow this new jury system is set up entirely to keep her from attending, and your friend became an accidental casualty.

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head58 posted:

Here's a video of how it's really going to work for us all:
http://youtu.be/2YY0xw5r1ro
ahahahahahaha

I knew coming in here after the housing day had gone down would produce delight.

Pez posted:

I'm trying to go again this year (last year was my first!) but it all hinges on whether we can get a good downtown hotel again and my wife not murdering me for going 2 years in a row. I had an absolute blast and want to make it an every year pilgrimage, only this year we're flying instead of driving from NC to IN.
Just tell your wife that this is THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO YOU well as far as things you do alone anyway.

Syntaxed posted:

Awesome the Gen Con thread. I'm going to go this year it looks like. If everyone here can't get a hotel we can all stay with Quarex, right? ARE THERE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE, QUAREX?

*ahem*
Oh dude there are so many stairs in my house. I live on a tri-level, literally and metaphorically. You cannot even handle how Goon this is. And if I did not attend Tha G-C with some people who barely tolerate my presence, let alone people they do not know, I would totally invite people to come join my merry room-band.

And yes, go to the Auction. Go so hard.

Solvency posted:

Nothing further is available within walking distance to the convention hall. Shittiest idea ever, I've been going for 15 years and they screw me over. What the gently caress.
I feel for you for real, because I am excited to get my walking-distance hotel too, but the first year in Indianapolis I did not know I would be able to go until the Thursday of, so obviously we had to stay a half hour away, and I was surprised how pleasant an experience it still was. I mean, we only paid like $90/night and that meant I had all that much more cash to blow on whatever stupid crap I was into in 2003. Probably D20 Magic Cards.

Did you join the VIG lottery? I do not know if that is already over or what.

PuttyKnife posted:

The rates I saw on the conference tool were pretty ridiculous given the hotels they were at. Before the conference, I reserved a room at the Homewood Suites by Hilton Indianapolis Northwest for 189 a night. It is 12 miles away but it's basically an apartment for my wife and I for 2 days.

Also achieved press pass status.
Yes! See you there, PuttyKnife. Tell me your confusing story in person if not in a thread before that, haha. Also I think that is the hotel I stayed in in 2003, or at least it was *A* Homewood Suites on the outskirts of town.

Edit: Oh wait:

Pez posted:

I learned a lot from last year- bring comfortable shoes, try to bring my own food to avoid spending so much money on eating, and that it's pretty pointless to bring my own games since last year all my group played was stuff we bought there. I'm also debating on using a technique someone told me for saving on luggage space- take older clothes I don't mind parting with and donate them to local homeless folks before I leave, use luggage to bring back loot. That or I'll do what a lot of the neckbeards I was stuck in close proximity with last year apparently did and not change clothes for 4 days.
I meant to respond to this for selfish reasons

I got married in Iceland, which we did on the condition that my parents would agree to come--my Mom was like "I've wanted to go there since 1965!" and so I was like "oh it is ON!"

So my Mom has not really been known for her fashion sense for the last couple of decades; once we got a cat, she decided she needed clothes to wear around the house that would not get cat hair on them, which basically turned into her rarely dressing up. Hey, whatever; Mom Prerogative and all.

But when she showed up in Iceland, she was rocking what I can only describe as "awesome hipster mom gear" like a sassy tam o'shanter and swank jackets and these cool pants and basically even my wife was like "wow, Mrs. Quarex's Mom, you look awesome!"

The last day of the trip I was in my parents' room and saw the garbage overflowing with clothes. I asked what was going on, and she said she had brought clothes she didn't care about to wear so she could throw them away and bring back lots of souvenirs.

And so that is how I have now forever linked Pez with the story of my mother only wearing nice clothes if she thinks they are awful disposable clothes.

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nesbit37 posted:

I think for future years I am seriously considering just booking out the block a year ahead of time, probably at a hotel on the shuttle route since I can't afford the rack rates at the downtown hotels, just to make the whole hotel experience less nerve wracking. I am glad the convention is growing so much but this stuff does really suck for attendees. Soon we will have people sleeping in vans and hallways like Milwaukee all over again.
Pretty much. If you are the kind of person who has so little going on in life (I am making fun of myself here, no worries) that the difference between a $100/night and a $400/night room is basically irrelevant because Gen-Con is the only thing worth saving money for, then yeah, you pretty much should book a year out just to be sure you get something. But as I have probably mentioned here before, the selection is getting worse every year, presumably as Gen-Con convinced hotels to put more and more of their rooms into the block or something. That is the only explanation that makes any sense to me, at least since MotoGP stopped overlapping on Gen-Con's week.

nesbit37 posted:

The official gen con forums is making me kind of hate humanity. People quoting atlas shrugged and claiming the system shouldn't be fair but skewed so those able to either game the system or who have the most money deserve the best shots at rooms. Ugh, gamers sometimes.
Oh no, my precious Gen-Con Forums are even more awful than usual?! I better get back there for my yearly span of seven months of constant posting that is ignored by most everyone else because I am the only person there who is happy about the convention. Or about life, for that matter.

The V.I.G. arguments every year are beautiful. "IT IS 100% UNACCEPTABLE AND MUST BE CHANGED AND THERE MUST BE NO SUCH THING AS THE ABILITY TO KEEP THE BADGE YEAR-TO-YEAR" "Would you pay for a V.I.G. badge if you could only get it once?" "NO BUT THIS IS THE ONLY FAIR WAY"

I also love that no matter what is suggested as a solution to any problem, someone will appear in the thread and literally post that this solution is so bad that (s)he will never come back to the convention again if it is implemented. But then, the attendance figures to me suggest they could do pretty much anything short of tripling the prices of hotels and badges and still get the masses to appear.

Until 2020 when Gen-Con relocates to Lowtax's spare bedroom.

Len posted:

One memory that stands out from my first year at gencon in 2011 was seeing convention center staff waking people up when they slept in the hallways. After coming from Origins in Columbus where sleeping in the convention center was acceptable that was a nice change.
I think we had a fun discussion about this in last year's thread. Gen-Con has seemingly always been the convention where you have to get creatively homeless if you are going to avoid having a hotel; renting a van with your buddies and sleeping in it while "showering" in a parking garage bathroom was apparently a workable choice back in Milwaukee when there were virtually no nearby hotels anyway, so maybe that could be rejuvenated now?! :(

Texibus posted:

Welp, me and my bros are attending for the second time this year after having the most fun I've had as an adult last year.
YES TEXIBUS!!!

Texibus posted:

I'm coming for your room man, know that I'm vigilant and will swoop in on any mistakes.
NO TEXIBUS!!! BAD TEXIBUS

Though Kaddish if you asked someone with a lovely reservation nicely maybe they would be willing to check if clicking "modify" somehow instantly says OK YOU WANT TO ABANDON YOUR ROOM?! GOTCHA! Somehow I doubt it though.

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Lawen posted:

Are they just impossible to get because people who already have them, keep them? Did they increase the number of available VIG this year?

I'd gladly split the cost of VIG + a companion with my GenCon buddy if it guaranteed a room and was attainable.
They do have a pretty high retention rate; I think someone once said it was about 80% kept year-to-year though I suppose I could be making that up. They are not increasing the number available, but this year they decided to switch it to a lottery (along with the hotels, obviously) and I have absolutely no idea how that went, assuming it has happened already, which could be wrong.

And yeah V.I.G. is primarily awesome for the hotel privileges, as far as I am concerned. And as evidenced by Sigma-X's experience. Particularly since it started becoming ridiculously hard to get a good room in the last few years.

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Oh, so anyone who wants to take their chances at being a Very Important Gamer still has time to buy a badge and send the e-mail to the address mentioned in that linked post. You have until EASTERN TIME AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT! GOOD LUCK, VERY IMPORTANT GOONS

Edit: Oh right and

8one6 posted:

It feels like this year they were trying to seem more fair since they can't wave their hands and make another half dozen downtown hotels appear. I hate to suggest it, but it might be time to revisit the Gen Con west idea, especially now that they aren't shackled to the Star Wars convention.
Yeah, I would not argue with them doing something like this. That seems like the sane solution to the crazy people who think Gen-Con would somehow be better off in a place like Las Vegas. "No, Indianapolis is literally the best possible choice, now go have your own convention"

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Did your friend give up his Elite Status(tm) because he could not go? If not, it might still not be too late for him to book a better room for you, given that as I understand it the V.I.G. block is separate from the general block.

If he DID give it up...well, glory to all gamedom for its availability, but if I were you I would have taken up a collection to get him to renew anyway :haw:

Edit: Why do I keep forgetting to do full responses

Haystack posted:

Well, the problem with having a second show is that Gencon's appeal is that it's the industry show, attended by everyone who's anyone. I'm not certain that the exhibitors want, need, or could even handle another Gencon.
Well, there is that. I do imagine any other Gen-Con would probably cap out at less than 10,000 people. Which could still make it a useful thing to have for all the people on the West Coast who feel the trip is not worth their money ... but it would always be a shadow of the real thing, yes.

8one6 posted:

Speaking of cons in Vegas (I'm going to run my own Gen Con! With Blackjack! And hookers!) does anybody know what happened to NeonCon?
Oh yeah, and this is the thing that kept coming up on the Official Forums that I forgot. "THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO NOT HAVE THIS IN LAS VEGAS" "uhh actually people had a fairly successful convention in Las Vegas for years and gave up because there was no way to make it work." I mean, of course Gen-Con COULD be in Las Vegas, but ... ugh. Just thinking about the difference in atmosphere is sad. You would not have a several-block-radius around the convention that was literally Nerd City where non-nerds looked out of place like you do in Indianapolis.

Not to mention that it is explicitly billed as a family convention, and good luck keeping that reputation alive in Las Vegas.

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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

Yes, he didn't buy one because if he buys a badge he's going to do everything he can to go even if it's just for this purpose. We'll just rent a car or take the shuttle.
:( I sort of understand. But I still think you should try to convince him to hold his place in the V.I.G. line for all eternity, as I imagine the odds of getting back in are not exactly very good (not that they are any different than anyone else's odds now, I realize).

Still, I do not mean to suggest you are going to have a bad time. As I mentioned before I was a half hour away in 2003 and we still had a great time, and we were actually more like an hour away in 1997, and though that was kind of lame, Milwaukee itself had a lot more to do with it than the distance. The drive from suburban Indianapolis into the city is basically cake compared to the Hell Commute into downtown Milwaukee.

Syntaxed posted:

The best posts are the ones on the Gen Con community forum where people lay out how this was unfair but then give the solution being a way in which they would have prefferred access. "I've been going for 15 years. I'm not SAYING they should JUST reward ME, but here is my plan where that happens:"
Oh yeah, those are the best. That same guy might have been complaining on the Facebook page; "I've been going for 15 years and THIS is how you repay me?!?!" It is, 100% obviously, a system set up to punish A Guy Who Has Gone For 15 Years.

Syntaxed posted:

Hell, you could probably hire some weird people off Craiglist to drive you around for the day on your whim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k0aiI1_m14&t=37s

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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

He's a VIG companion and the VIG is still going, I think he's going to die at Gencon, so shouldn't he be able to just get another companion badge?
Oh no worries I am stupid, for some reason I thought you were doing an incredibly awkward phrasing about how he is the reason you could get V.I.G. companion badges, rather than that perhaps you just had a friend who had a V.I.G. friend.

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

Gencon seems to be a con all about entitlement. I must get that thing that at retail price that is going to be in stores in two weeks, I must get the penthouse suite at the JW, and I must be able to touch those costumed titties.
EntitlementCon 2015 looks to be the best yet!

I am sure the Cosplay Deviants have some magnificent stories about the last one. Well, I know they do, as I heard some of them last year, but I am sure I have not heard a tiny fraction of the creepy male entitlement stories. I DO, however, hear that Gen-Con is their overall favorite because it has the fewest harassment issues, I believe by a significant amount even. Go us!

The guy posting everywhere on Facebook that everyone should boycott Gen-Con now that there is a hotel lottery is magnificent though.

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8one6 posted:

The thing about companion badges is they're not guaranteed. While each VIG can upgrade up to three people to companion status there were only 350 available this year, and to my knowledge they are close to sold out already.
Oh yeah. Huh. poo poo. Welp! Looks like my precious precious free hot chocolate and occasional usage of a beanbag chair will probably not happen this year.

Though considering my Auction Volunteer mandatory meeting overlaps with the early exhibit hall access anyway, I always thought it was dumb for me to keep paying for it.

nesbit37 posted:

If anyone has a link to that I would love to see it. Excited to bring my girlfriend to her first gencon this year and that's one thing she is concerned about. Also trying to talk another couple into coming and sharing the room we got with us and it would be good for them as well.
Imma see if I can get Mudcrab Merchant in here to discuss the issue. Perhaps merely typing her name summons her.

SirPhoebos posted:

I've always wanted to go to Gen Con. My brother and I already go to a few comic conventions here in Chicago, so I think I can get him interested in going to this. We already make an annual trip down to Indianapolis for the Indy 500, and we camp out next to the Lucas Oil Speedway on the night before. That's always been a good accommodation that's inexpensive as well.
Oooh, a legendary Parking-Lot-Camper! Tell us your stories!!!

nesbit37 posted:

They might have had the nazi stuff in the booth last year, but they were definitely there. The both is large, has quasi walls, and is always playing war movies with war paraphernalia all over it with a bunch of their stock on the outside of their walls so the isles clog with people trying to look at what DVDs they have. Nazi stuff or not its an obnoxious booth.
Yeah that booth has always given off a simultaneous unpleasant and intriguing vibe. I always wonder "who is here to watch old war movies?" but the answer must be "enough people to make that booth profitable." And I can hardly deny that a random old war movie playing at a booth is more fun than Eye-Rolling Anime Display #83,417. But yeah not so much with the Nazi stuff. I never saw it, but I have no difficulty believing it was there.

Rhandhali posted:

I think it was 2004 but they had guys in actual SS and Wehrmacht uniforms, swastikas and all, to promote one of the failed games mentioned in the OP. It was kind of cool to see the vehicles and all that they brought I guess.

Edit- There's a picture of the game in the OP, it was Battle T.A.G.S. Aside from the reenactors I remember it required all units to be in base contact with each other which struck me as kind of dumb.
You remember/know more about this game than any source I have ever found online. I am fascinated. Particularly since I did not realize they belonged to that branch of the crazy military dudes...though I should have figured.

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BlackIronHeart posted:

Welp, I got my time off confirmed so this'll be my first GenCon. I'm super excited!
HELL YEAH

BlackIronHeart posted:

What sort of times do things usually kick off? When should I plan on waking up each day? I work nights and I know my standard sleep schedule is going to get shot to hell so I'm trying to plan ahead.
As others have said, 8 is the general morning start time (though some things at 7 or the more reasonable 9 are also likely), though I do not think the risk of cancellation for 8 A.M. events is so bad that you should assume they are not going to happen. Or at least my non-scientific sample of "people I have gone with who schedule 8 A.M. sessions" suggests the majority still end up attending.

I do honestly feel like any time spent between 10 and 6 not in the exhibit hall is basically a tragedy, but an entirely avoidable one--just bring some non-perishable food as a snack for lunch after eating a colossal breakfast and POWER THROUGH; you will never see this again! Well, granted, some people do get dealer's-halled-out by like Day Two, but YOU NEVER KNOW when you might want to suddenly go buy a thousand dice.

I grant that this may be a particular delusion to me, but the less time you spend outside the convention center and its surrounding environs the better. Within reason. I have always been a fan of sleeping, and I know if I sleep like 5-6 hours a night at least I will have way more fun than if I try to game until 4 and still get up in time for the exhibit hall to open.

nesbit37 posted:

I don't know if this is useful for you first timers or not, but when it comes to event I (or me and my group if it is a year I am not attending by myself) use this spreadsheet format to plan out our weekends. It gives you an idea of how busy we like to be, and note that there is time built in there for the vendor hall, etc. This was our schedule for last year, I am the one listed as "Matt", and the only event I skipped is the Sunday Monster Mash events.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PvDeo9lL1-oCrecSYfiqIcDx43XM5kdfZWFMNvjTc8U/edit?usp=sharing
This is an awesome spreadsheet but your friends made a terrible scheduling mistake and did not attend the Auction. Can you possibly bugfix this for this year, thanks

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Rhandhali posted:

They were some reenactment outfit. They had a working MP44 too apparently, I've got a picture posing with it somewhere.

Half the fun of gencon is wondering which new products will be the most miserable failures. I think that year it a toss-up between Battle T.A.G.S., this stupid thing called BreaKey where you mate two plastic keys and twist them against each other, the loser has a broken plastic bit.
ahahahah oh ... oh god ... BreaKey. I still remember with fairly significant detail the super-over-excited salesman trying to convince me to buy the game after I watched him do a demo round with two other people. I was like "I'm not a smart man but I know what bad is" and was more sure than I had ever been that it was going to fail. I mean, a game where there is literally nothing gained with victory (as it was entirely randomized) and loss means you have to buy something to keep playing ... well, O.K., I am sure there are business models where this works, but not with plastic keys.

Finding the abject failures is indeed a good time, though only when they are going all-out to show you how awesome they are. When there is some unassuming company peddling a boring-looking product or service or something, that is what makes me sad. And makes me walk faster and hope the salesperson does not notice me.

Every year it seems to get harder to do a Google look-and-laugh for Battle T.A.G.S. At this point I can barely even find the cancelled trademark filing. Oh there we go, looking through that helped me discover the company that made it was called "Timestream Games" and that led me to a few more results.

Oh, and then I found that I joined BoardGameGeek in 2006 just so I could post about this very subject. http://boardgamegeek.com/thread/123322/battle-tgs-world-war-ii Apparently it never actually came out. That makes it even worse than BreaKey! Or better?

Deathlove posted:

Has anyone actually run an event? I'm thinking I might run a cribbage thing or something, but I don't know! Just bring some cribbage boards and play some cribbage with what will likely be the oldest people at GenCon.
Lots of people here have run events, I am sure someone could answer a logistical question ... I AM SURE ... SOMEONE COULD ... HELLO GUYZ

Rhandhali posted:

Well, I'm roomless now. The Conrad charged me an 750 dollar room deposit, well over the cost of one night's stay. Not a pre-authorization, a full on charge that I have to pay off or pay interest on. I reserved through Hilton Honors and there are no mentions of deposits in the reservation paperwork I made. They refused to refund it so I canceled the room. Maybe it wasn't supposed to happen this year.
:stare:

Well now. Yeah. That is interesting, particularly as I booked the Conrad myself for my emergency reservation that I assumed I would not actually need. As far as I know I was never charged $750, but then I also booked it in August last year before Gen-Con even started and maybe they are trying to screw over people who do exactly what I am doing? Seems like it goes against Hilton's terms of service, honestly. Is it possible that the only room types they kept listed were the """discounted""" kind you have to pay up front? I kind of assume you would have noticed if that were the case but I have had nothing but good experiences with Hilton Honors for years so I am intrigued. I even got them to cancel two reservations after the cancellation deadline just by calling and asking nicely (admittedly one was to attend a funeral). Which makes me wonder what kind of jerks might be running this particular Conrad.

nesbit37 posted:

I hope the Gary Con event registration today wasn't a preview of Gen Con event registration. It went up at 4pm, was up for less than 5 minutes and then their ISP took the site down and blocked everyone's IPs because they thought they were under a DDOS attack. They worked for like an hour with the host to fix it, got it back up, people registered for a minute before they took it down again and now event registration isn't starting back up again until Tuesday night.
I imagine if the servers could (mostly) handle housing registration then the event registration should be a breeze. Do they ever publish statistics on things like event registration behavior? I attend about 0.8 events per year, whereas some of the people I go with tend to average about 3 per day, and I can only assume these behaviors are both outliers (but who knows?).

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Lawen posted:

The past couple years I've mostly stuck to Games on Demand, the open boardgaming library, and pick up games with goons or IRL friends. This year I actually want to put a few formal events on my schedule but I'm kinda worried about a) wasting 6 hours to get one turn of play (ShadowRun clusterfuck discussed above) b) ending up in a game with half-cat wizards who use rape magic (or something equally ludicrous/repulsive) c) no-fun rules lawyers who are going to be antagonistic because I haven't memorized the underwater light radius table from page 443 of the out of print Atlantis supplement or whatever.
If you just sign up for "Random Game #8237" you have a good chance of it being decent-to-good-to-great. Horror stories come up because they are more fun to relate than "and then we gamed and had a nice time, hooray!" I mean, that is fairly obvious, but likely bears repeating.

I have only been in hmm maybe 20 games or so in all my years at Gen-Con (and many of those my first three years), but the only bad memories are the NASCRAG tournament (and it was not bad like I hated the people involved, just bad like I could not hear the GM and it relied a bit too much on LOL purple monkey cheese) and my then-girlfriend leaving a different game in tears because...nope I do not remember or care why, her crying at Gen-Con was not exactly uncommon.

OH, SO

I am going to return to my threat from last year of telling random stories from previous conventions. After my amazing 1997 experience, I somehow did not go again until 2002, and only then because it was leaving Milwaukee and I was like NO I NEED TO SEE IT THERE AGAIN I NEVER WENT TO THE SAFE HOUSE so away we went.

That reminds me, Torrent, CaptainRat, and Chilly Bear; I apologize for having not gotten around to editing the our two group pictures together yet. I have been really busy since August 2002, but I am sure I will find time any day now.


:boom: GEN-CON 2002: ONE MORE TIME AROUND IN MILWAUKEE :boom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FT3IGXtAk&t=58s

I finally visited the legendary Safe House in 2002--probably about the time they last refreshed their webpage design--and it was aesthetically and atmospherically well worth the visit and then some. Epicureanistically (not a word on at least two levels), not so much. That is one of only two times in my life I have had chicken with obviously undercooked sections. And while they did not make me pay for that dish, they did make me pay for whatever it was I ordered to replace it, which seemed a little odd to me. I definitely recommend only drinking if you go there. You know. For Gen-Con. Just take a little 4-hour detour for drinks.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONVENTION CITIES THOUGH FOR REAL
For those of you who are Indianapolis-only attendees, it can be a little challenging to explain just how much better we are treated in Indianapolis than we were in Milwaukee. You know how pretty much no matter where you go, the waitstaff is excited to see you, and talks about how you are no bother at all if you apologize for the huge numbers of rowdy nerds, or says they wish every convention in town were like Gen-Con, or how you basically feel like the whole downtown area is Gamer Utopia? Well, the Milwaukee experience was roughly the opposite. Open scowls from the mall food court workers, only the base level acknowledgement or politeness from the staff at many restaurants (though the Safe House understood us it seemed), people getting yelled at by hotel employees for gaming in public areas (stay at the Columbia Club in Indianapolis sometime if you want a hint at the level of elitist-sneering involved all around)... and to top it all off, elated opinion pieces in the local newspapers once we moved to Indianapolis, laughing about how it was "their" problem now. Yes, I am sure Indianapolis is very sad that they have had this terrible problem foisted on them.

O.K. BUT DID YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING ABOUT THE CONVENTION TO TELL US :(
the best story from 2002 is one I likely also already told like eighty times here (and mentioned on the Team Übermensch show I linked earlier) meeting both Traci Lords and Sid Meier in the span of about a half hour. The take-away message from this encounter was that Traci Lords actually seemed far more interested in having a conversation with me. Though it could just be that Sid Meier did not expect random fans to pop up and be like OMG I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED ...COVERT ACTION

Speaking of stories I already mentioned elsewhere, 2002 was also the year I had the good fortune to randomly meet Gary Gygax, though as this subforum generally seems to treat him as an unfortunate accident rather than someone worth appreciating that is probably not that exciting. One of my buddies was on the Dangerous Journeys STREET TEAM back in the early 1990s since Game Designers' Workshop was somehow a fixture of our hometown, and as a result he instantly recognized Gary (this being an era before every Google search was guaranteed to pull up a picture of the subject, I had probably never really seen a picture of him) and got us some autographs. Extremely polite man. I will always be happy that my 2002 badge has Sid Meier's signature on the front and Gary Gygax's on the back. Even if that means Traci Lords' signature is relegated to her WONDERFUL ELECTRONIC MUSIC COMPACT DISC

Probably the best thing about Gen-Con 2002 was that if you were a D20 player, and it seemed 99% of the RPG fans in attendance were, the tipping point where "everything your heart can desire to make your game more fun" leading to "literally every idea ever has been made into a D20 book and most are terrible" had not yet really struck. I think that was 2003. And uh ... the Simpsons card game that never actually came out was demoed? Holy poo poo, apparently it came out ONE YEAR LATER but was evidently so incredibly unpopular that we never found it despite fairly serious efforts to do so. Well, you learn something new all the time in this hobby I guess. All in all, 2002 would have to rank near the bottom of my Gens-Con if I were ranking them, as since the city was glad to see us leave it is not like it had a "grand send-off" feel so much as a "drat, I hope it is not even worse in Indianapolis" feel.

Were any of you there in 2002!? I WANT YOUR STORIES TOOOOO O KKKKKKKKKK

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nesbit37 posted:

I was there, but don't remember anything specific from that Gen Con. As someone who lived in a Milwaukee suburb at the time, I was very sad to see the convention go. I went with my family so we could all soak up as much Gen Con as we could before it left the land of beer and cheese, possibly forever. Since I was a local I didn't experience any grumpy hotel staff, and in those days I just brought food for lunch so generally didn't interact with any vendors that were not in the Gen Con vendor hall.
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My most memorable year was 1994.... We must have picked up at least 75 Spellfire decks between the 3 of us doing that until they finally got wise on Sunday. Ah, good times.
I forgot you were from Milwaukee. Thanks for the fun story times; it makes sense that locals would have undoubtedly cherished Gen-Con the most of anyone (other than the locals who hated us, naturally).

Also man I totally wanted to get into Spellfire but between the cards feeling like cheap crap and the game seeming fairly boring (if I recall) compared to Magic: The Gathering, not even the allure of All That Artwork I Already Liked! could keep me interested.


Haystack posted:

To be fair, the Columbia Club is less elitist-sneering, and more... elitist LARPing. They like dressing up and being fancy, and get a bit scowly when people don't play along in their big fancy playhouse. I mean, they enthusiastically host the local steampunk masquerade ball/con thing (which is this weekend, actually), so they can't be that nerd unfriendly.
That is ... a very interesting way to put it. I suppose I should give them credit for at least just holding people to a standard of "putting effort into their clothes," rather than "looking like Important Business Folk." How was the local steampunk masquerade ball/con thing?

Sloober posted:

Only time I was at GC Milwaukee was 97/98. I don't recall much about the experience beyond it was a fun way to spend a Saturday. I was still dumb and ate crappy food from vendors in the building so no commentary there, except the local mall has gone even more downhill and is sort of a ghost town these days. There's another game/larp convention starting up in the area though, Midwinter - which is in January. Still very small and having a lot of growing pains. It's located in the hotel right next to the Midwest Center where Gencon moved to in '98.

Milwaukee is not a good city for cons though, not enough hotels, food places etc.
I think I got a flyer to Midwinter the last time I went to Gary Con; I certainly would be thrilled to go back to Milwaukee for a gaming convention after all these years, even if I would then probably remember why I was glad it moved not long thereafter. Pretty awesome that it is even still in the same location, though.

Though I did not attend in 1996*, my friend won the national Quake tournament they had there, which probably would have led to a lifetime of trying to actually be a competitive gamer had he not decided that drugs and rock'n'roll sounded more appealing. Probably sex, too, but being a Gen-Con thread starter I know nothing about that.


Rhandhali posted:

I spoke with the sales manager whose only offer was to refund the deposit by cancelling the reservation; she specifically cited Gencon as the reason they were taking deposits for people who made direct bookings. I'd keep an eye out on your credit card statement for sure. I have never had a direct booking through Hilton Honors take a deposit before and every reservation I've made says "no deposit required" at the bottom when you complete the booking. I'll call corporate at some point and complain.

I have managed to secure crash space at least so now I need to just beg/plead/bargain/whine for time off less than a month into my first year of residency. Apparently it's conceivable.
I had a discussion and it seems either being a diamond member or booking in August kept them from doing this to me, but that is crappy enough that I will not book an emergency room with them again. I guess if they have had lots of people cancel last-minute before it makes sense, except it sounds like they are just holding the deposit no differently than they would hold the reservation without a deposit so I really just do not get it.


Mudcrab Merchant posted:

You guys are all talking about gaming and I am always working! I wish I had the time to go do cool poo poo with you without the looming presence of my events and booth hanging over my head! It's so depressing! :suicide:
Whatever Double-M, you had that whole hour free last year where we hung out and did all those exciting things like ... oh god, we just went to your booth so you could check in. I am so sorry. You really do have no time for anything.

Though as CountBlanc says and BlackIronHeart seconds, clearly you can figure it out. Maybe. Maybe once. A half-time. Never. Oh, I mean, once. I am notoriously elusive at Gen-Con but every year I claim THIS IS THE YEAR I DO NOT JUST AUCTIONEER AND HIDE IN THE EXHIBIT HALL and maybe this is the year I will follow through???



Also this year's t-shirt will do BUT what is WAY MORE EXCITING is that they are re-releasing the awesome Deluxe Messenger Bag but in black** this time, which makes me wonder if they will just keep changing the color so that they artificially create collector value over the years :haw: :smith:

It just might work particularly as I kind of want to buy a second one now since that one looks great

*Edited months later to fix this typo that I am pretty sure nobody could possibly ever have cared about but that I NOTICED O.K.

**Is that really black? They said black, but it looks navy to me? Is it this monitor? Probably.

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I guess I will add the dress-in-layers thing, since I have heard it before, though I kind of assumed it was a joke the first few times it was suggested. I have definitely never been cold in the convention center, but I also go out in -10 weather in the morning to wipe snow off my car without gloves or a coat on.

Len posted:

I hate to be That Guy but does anyone know the dimensions of that bag? I've been looking for a new one and that looks pretty.
To add to 8one6's comments, I do have access to measuring tools and thus:

Oh no the cat is sleeping in front of the linen closet with the measurement tools :(

There we go, I waited a day and he moved.

Mudcrab Merchant posted:

I... my events make me a lot of money, and they ARE the late night events. I don't normally set foot to freedom until about 3-4AM and then I just keep thinking how I have to be the next morning to open my booth in the exhibitor hall, and stay up AGAIN for my next event. Plus I'm a girl so add in make-up, hair, and all that stupid poo poo that makes people take me seriously in a professional setting. :byodame: My walks after my events are quiet ones, normally only one werewolf circle is left!

I got to buy two things in the auction! And I hung out a bit with.. uhh.. I can't remember his goon name, but his real one is Ricky, I think. Pretty sure my friend Lindsay and I scared him.
Somehow I figured you were the "lucky to sleep at all" attendee-type, but never hurts to ask! At least this year I can say hello to you each of the 18 times I walk the entire exhibit hall floor.

Also who was the Goon who popped up seemingly out of nowhere to hang out with you and Captain Rat and me in the Exhibit Hall the second time we hung out? Was that this mysterious "Ricky?" All I remember about him was that he talked really fast and apparently was addicted to one of the two seemingly identical games League of Legends/Defense of the Ancients 2.

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

You could always do what my friend does and sleep in your car every night! (do not do this)
THE SPIRIT OF '77 LIVES ON

LuiCypher posted:

The other being, of course, to not shower. Although if you're sleeping in your car, I think you are also probably not going to shower either (but not for a lack of trying, I hope).
No, see, what you do is, you find the least-busy public restroom (it helps if you get there a few days early and visit every public restroom in a 5-block radius) and just strip down as far as you are comfortable and wash up every morning with soap.

No indeed I do not recommend doing this, just saying that if you are going to live in your car, you have to go all out.

Mad Fnorder posted:

I knew VIG itself had long sailed- I just heard they were waiting until a certain date to let VIG have their pick of the reserved housing pool and then release the rest back into the shark tank. Rumors, I guess.
That is technically true, but given that my V.I.G. friend got his hotel a week before they opened it to the general public, I am thinking that date is before the main hotel date.

Also the joke was on me this year, the companion badges sold out before my lackadaisicass got in gear to say "oh hey grab me one of those" about a week after they were on sale. Truly, we live in the End Times.

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Grinspork posted:

Wow, harsh Quarex, it was I. I was that goon who popped up after figuring out how GroupMe worked. And it was DOTA2, jeez. This year, my new conversation topics will go from Monster Hunter 4 right back to DOTA2 to Temporum.
Hahah. THAT WAS NOT HARSH though I do actually remember you telling me you were Grinspork now. I think this comes back to the "avatars are usually easier to remember than names" problem.

This year you will have no conversation topics because I will sever your vocal cords. See, THAT was harsh. No we should definitely talk about Monster Hunter 4, so I can fulfill my yearly quota of having absolutely no idea what is going on while someone talks about a game.

Mudcrab Merchant posted:

So yes, I got all the rooms I 'need' in the hotel I wanted (the JW) but I don't have enough beds. Doubles were not even available to us. We're uhh.. still trying to sort that one out.
All your employees can crash at my parents' place, it is only about 2 hours away. No biggie


Edit: Oh and the cat is not in front of the closet anymore, the Gen-Con deluxe messenger bag is 12" tall by 17" wide by 6" deep, that is the bag itself--the flap certainly accommodates another few vertical inches easily, the bag expands side-to-side a bit (I have indeed put my 17" laptop inside successfully). There is a pouch on one side with a snap that can fit uhh Stuff(tm) (I have my dice bag with a couple dozen dice in it, and it fits despite half the dice being the largest size ever used for non-comedy dice). Most importantly, there is a divider inside for ease of keeping your gohan (rice) from touching your other things.

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Sigma-X posted:

What events are you running that make a lot of money? My buddy ran an RPG last year and it basically paid for his (1-off, not rules/etc) materials, although granted his game includes soda / candy for standins for B3 and happiness officer pills (he runs Paranoia).

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It is, though, pretty family-friendly. And this actually plays into why it is the best convention, as much as it always surprises me to be celebrating this particular aspect.

The kind of shitlords (I only swear online when it is fully deserved) who make concepts like "cosplay is not consent" necessary are on some level discouraged from attending because they know this is not The Debauchery Convention (that is Dragon Con, apparently), and from an anecdotal perspective, those that do attend and try to get creepy are seemingly fairly likely to get shut down, as I have never seen anyone get out of line without being immediately told off (and I have only seen maybe two incidents in all the years I have been attending), and none of the cosplayer horror stories I have read online have ever been at Our Beloved Gen-Con. And of course this aligns with Mudcrab Merchant's post earlier about how this is everyone's favorite convention because the ladies do not need to be escorted around to ensure their safety.

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Len posted:

I'm glad to hear that Gencon is a friendly con. I was always afraid the cosplay deviants were setting themselves up for a weekend of hell. Nerds can be pretty creepy and entitled and I just imagine a lot of them go "I can buy sexy pictures of you? That gives me right to be ultra creepy." Good to hear I can have faith in Gencon.
I was shocked, too, when I found out that Gen-Con was their favorite. But delighted nonetheless. It makes sense; something has to be the sterling example!

Sorry you got drunkshamed, Sloober. Though you may have seemed like the drunkest person ever to a Latter Day Saintgamer.

nesbit37 posted:

This isn't about Gen Con specifically, but things like this certainly aren't going to make attendance issues at these cons any better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9fADIP_6eM

edit: Apparently the Gary Con webserver almost melted from all the hits they got after that episode aired last night.
Given how much of this subforum feels about the Old-Scchool Renaissance, and how I imagine they feel about the Big Bang Theory, I bet this was like... Pathfinder Waterloo?

Still kind of amazing that we reached a point in pop culture where a Gary Gygax tribute convention can get a serious mention on something that popular. Now we wait for the hilarious nerd fallout, whichever direction it goes.

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Unsurprised and yet still stoked that of course this thread is basically in complete agreement that leaving Indianapolis if this bullshit stands is the right decision.

I try not to swear in text unless it is important, but gently caress Indiana if this actually goes down. I would have told you last week that literally nothing could get me to support moving Gen-Con elsewhere, but apparently I was not thinking about politics. SILLY ME

It would be pretty awesome if Indianapolis passed a "we no longer recognize state authority in these matters" bill, haha. I would say "not that they can do that" but this whole thing seems custom-built to violate the 14th Amendment anyway so I really do not think these bills are long for this world.

Ego Trip posted:

We're already considering doing that.
hahahahaha

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

My guess is that the bill is a way for the governor to claim he's a true conservative but he'll have the bill silently killed so he doesn't catch the blow back from it. Pence has been around for a while so it's not like he's one of the Tea Party newcomers who have no idea what they're doing and burn everything resembling a bridge to the ground. I could be wrong on this but a bill like that is even a big deal in the South and that's Middle Earth if Sauron had won in terms of politics most of the time. Seems like something used as a publicity stunt, not something that they really believed in.
Yeah pretty much just this. It is not like Republicans are immune to context. You can already hear the difference in vitriol about gay rights (gay marriage too) between now and even when Obama's first term started. Alabama is undoubtedly going to cling to its "Worst Political Ideas" award for the 194th consecutive year. O.K. I do not actually think they hit the ground running in that department but you know what I mean.

Mudcrab Merchant posted:

I really love what GenCon has done, standing up to this bill. My company does too, as we have several trans people in our ranks. It just gives me even more to say when people ask me why I think GenCon is so much better than any other convention!
Yep, the last day has been an amazing explosion of chances for me to be like "BEHOLD THE REASON I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO GEN-CON"

GEN-CON 2016 NOW HAS A DUAL MEANING

And to think two days ago I was writing up a big exposé on what has happened on the official forums since last year in lieu of anything else going on in the thread.

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Len posted:

Pubbie drama is always fun to read about. Anything fun?
I have my other post half-written on my laptop, it will see the light soon enough.

But! The conversations about where to move the convention are always amazing, given the level of arrogance involved when people post multiple-paragraph explanations of how moving Gen-Con to Las Vegas/New York/Vancouver/Los Angeles/whatever is "objectively" a better idea and it is only the arbitrary Midwest stubbornness that keeps Gen-Con from being in a "real" city. Strangely these people seem disinterested in the fact that Indianapolis, as I understand it, literally has the most "hotel rooms connected to a convention center" of any city in the USA. Not to mention it is one of the only big-time convention cities small enough to BECOME A GAMER WORLD for the time Gen-Con is in town.

But to be fair, a lot of the people posting these things are like independently wealthy West/East-Coast folks who are just like "yawn, you bore me with your 'gamer culture,' I am just trying to find the best boardgame tournaments to enter and am irritated that Indianapolis' airport sucks." I certainly hear it does suck. So there is that.

The most predictably new dramatic thing since last Gen-Con was (also unsurprisingly involving arbitrary arrogance) a post explaining how "anyone with business sense" could tell it would be a good idea to split the program guide into two books, one for the splashy pictures and text stuff at the front and one for the actual events at the back. The main reason this is dramatic is because there had already been I think three other threads earlier that year proposing the same thing, each ultimately stopped by one of the admins discussing how Gen-Con LLC had spent years trying to decide whether it made economic sense to split the program guide into two books only to decide it was an economic gamble they were not about to take when printing on a scale of, you know, now 60,000+ books at once.

The cutting rejoinder was that "ORIGINS DOES IT THIS WAY"

"So the convention legendary for being a second-rate knockoff does it this way, which is why we should do it that way? Got it."

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I am excited that my guess about how long convention hosting negotiations take was, if anything, too conservative; I do not think we should take lightly the statement that they want to hear about our experiences. If poo poo goes down, I am pretty sure that plans to move will already be underway by next year.

That said, I still do not think the law will last the year. Maybe this is the part of Mike Pence's master plan we do not see, he feels it is win/win (except now his name will go down alongside George Wallace's in history; good job, bro)

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You just made me think about how someone is absolutely going to try swatting a political figure at some point.

Also there is no perfect thing for Gen-Con to do here. It would not surprise me if they would functionally self-destruct if they tried to break their contract, and oddly I do not think losing our convention will teach Mike Pence a lesson. But I bet the law will be gone by 2017 or Gen-Con will move in 2021.

I wonder if any political action groups are going to be smart enough to solicit donations nearby? I would be flush with cash and looking for justice!

Edit: Importing Clockworkjoe because these things are also true

clockworkjoe posted:

A Gen Con boycott accomplishes nothing. Salesforce, a multi billion dollar already canceled expansion plans as a result of this law. They have a larger economic impact than Gen Con ever could. Destroying Gen Con is not going to change their minds. These are the kind of republicans that thrive on martyrdom and conflict and this just feeds their persecution complex. Support legal challenges to the law and donate to politicians that will run against Mike Pence et all in the next election cycle. Support Indy businesses that oppose the law.

Mike Pence probably wants Gen Con to leave the state anyway, since we're all Satanist freaks to him.

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Look at you, Nesbit37, all hobnobbing with gaming royalty and all.

That is pretty great that Peter Adkison is an even bigger Gen-Con fanboy than I am. But I mean, for him to have been into it enough to buy it in the first place sort of indicated that.

Also the newest update in THE GEN-CON SAGA is that the planned expansion into the Lucas Oil Stadium and other nearby hotels is officially indefinitely on hold awaiting the fallout of the law. So they even managed to find something tangible to do to be like "hey, yep, we can take money away from you ALREADY;" more power to them. Even though I was looking forward to seeing what the hell we needed the stadium for.

Regardless, I gotta get this other post written already

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