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Neil Armbong posted:I still can't believe the Texans didn't make a move for Bridgewater. They got trolled so loving hard. I'm still laughing about it.
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FINGERBLASTER69 posted:This public making GBS threads on Manziel is getting out of hand. The last QB to get this treatment was Josh Freeman and look what happened to him. I pretty much agree with this. He's literally getting Tebowed and he's only started 1 game as far as I know. At least give the guy a season before you toss his rear end into the hole.
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football fuckerman posted:The problem I have with this is that not every alcoholic is the Classic Pathetic Alcoholic who keeps a whiskey bottle in the bathroom so they can take shots the moment they wake up, and they can't possibly be sober at any moment. Johnny is evidently an alcoholic but that doesn't mean he was showing up to games drunk. It would still be a problem for him in indirect ways, like he wasn't studying the playbook very much so he didn't know the plays well enough. I just don't think that stereotypical hardcore alcoholics like you see in movies are the only kind of alcoholics, i guess There is such a thing as a functional alcoholic, wherein the person cannot actually function like a normal human being without being boozed up. Without booze, they become sweaty, beady-eyed, volatile, pathetic balls of poo poo. See, Dennis Leary.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:16
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Burn on Dennis Leary out of nowhere I don't think he would see it as a burn, I'm pretty sure it's a confessed thing with him.
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Quiet Feet posted:So in this alternate universe the NFL is actually the Arena League?  Now add his son swinging in the background.
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Feb 19, 2015 16:20
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That all felt like a trap, Mel. Are you trapping people now?
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:Team switching jokes are too easy, and I've owned you before with one, but I don't read the farthouse so hopefully I'll arrive at the ultimate own independently 
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Chichevache posted:2007 called. It wanted to let you know that sometimes there just aren't any good QBs. Hey, Kevin Kolb was pretty okay for a while in the NFL, sir!  Had the Browns drafted him, he would have been the best QB drafted by the Browns in my lifetime. Kevin Kolb.
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Feb 23, 2015 19:44
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I was about to post a link to the new Browns logo and have it be Goatse but then I realized you guys would not know it was a joke Metalinked to goatse.
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Feb 23, 2015 21:10
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Chichevache posted:Goatse is a pretty pristine photo. Pretty sure the Browns are Tubgirl. You would think, but no, no Tubgirl is actually the Browns' fanbase. edit: The butthole, obviously, being the Browns.
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No Safe Word posted:The best QB the Texans have ever drafted is It's unironically TJ Yates.
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Crazy Ted posted:They also drafted Johnny Unitas. That team drafts so well, even their gently caress-ups are hall of famers.
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Hockles posted:So, not really anything important changed... I find it super hard to believe they even bothered to hype this change.
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Feb 24, 2015 16:11
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I bet it has the big-rear end, cartoony dog face right above the numbers on the chest.
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ParliamentOfDogs posted:Coming up on first take, we ask Skip and Stephen A what they think of allegations that the Browns' recent shift to a redder orange hue was the result of pressure from one Johnny Manziel, who possibly took offense to the similarities between the old shade of orange and Longhorn colors. But first we want to hear what you think America, hit us up at hashtag primadonnajohnny #primajohnna should be a legit campaign.
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Fenrir posted:Yeah, talk about poo poo in general is probably more appropriate here than anywhere else on SA right now. Even FYAD. For sure, 2girls1cup is a Browns Cheerleading recruitment film.
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Ehud posted:Well he's trying to make a comeback so... 
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DJExile posted:is it me or is there a big gap between the O and W on that black hoodie? football fuckerman posted:i think that's one of the drawstrings, and without it the W would fill most of that space Peak Off Season
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cucka posted:Majestic "Draft Me 7th" shirt. add round to that, and I'll show up at the draft. This year, we can have TWO Mr. Irrelevants! I was thinking "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang.
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Feb 27, 2015 16:40
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NC-17 posted:Have they? They've had some recent terrible reaches and then a bunch of mid-round picks that were highly unlikely to work out. Can't think of where to post this, but this seems apt. 
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Metapod posted:people thought manziel would To be fair, TFF thought he was a boom/bust at best.
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Volkerball posted:There were quite a few people that were in his corner as gently caress here. After the Duke game, the draft thread turned into a cess pool. Like this guy: 
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Grittybeard posted:We're talking Quinn right? At the time (this is important) he was a quarterback who performed well against holy poo poo USC and everyone else running a pro style offense with oh my god Charlie Weis mentoring him. His arm wasn't elite but it wasn't post-surgery Pennington or anything. In theory he should have been ready to step in quickly and be adequate with room for growth. Pretty sure we're still talking Manziel. Gritty been drinkin'.
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LEGO Genetics posted:and it took until this recent season to finally have a QB start all 16 games I really home this Carr works out for you guys 
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Can we push off collectively buying into Johnny being a Weedon-sized bust until next year? Maybe this is just me, but it's annoying to watch the evisceration a guy whose only failure was being unable to bail out one of the worst franchises in the NFL over the last 3 games of the season. I'm betting this is the wrong thread for optimism of this nature.
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football fuckerman posted:I agree it's too early to declare Johnny a bust, but let's not downplay how awful he was and the fact that the Browns were over .500 when he took over. They have huge management and front office issues, but on the field they weren't one of the worst franchises in the NFL this year. and he played like raw dogshit for sure Laughed a little too hard at this. I'm a 12 year old or something.
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warcrimes posted:Gives an added dimension to "Manziel-sized". I like it, well done. Can't wait for the inevitable Drew Brees/Johnny Manziel comparisons surrounding every short college QB for the rest of loving time.
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CharlestheHammer posted:I agree but its still dumb. Yeah, he needed the Rodgers treatment. Sit on a team behind an established QB for a couple of years.
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Mar 3, 2015 23:58
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I don't think an arrogant alcoholic gloryboy is the kind of person who flourishes while riding the bench either It might have given him some perspective. Romo would have taught him how to party and then bring it during practice.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Yeah, the Titans definitely have the worst roster in the NFL right now. The total decline of the team the last few years could probably deserve its own thread, no one would read it however The Falcons could probably give you a run for the money, outside of like 2 guys.
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Chris James 2 posted:@KevinKleps Boooo, loving Browns just Brownsed the best football in the league.
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Grand Theft Autobot posted:Why don't the Browns just say "gently caress it" and tank until they get the #1 pick? I remember in battlefield 2, there was a medal called "Purple Heart" given for earning a 1 to 20 KD ratio. You had to die twenty times in a single match to earn this reward. It took me a couple of hours to suck badly enough to earn this medal. Although I believe the Browns are capable of being bad enough to get the first overall selection, I also believe they're capable of loving up when TRYING for it. But lets be honest with each other; there's no way they'd make the correct pick.
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Bigass Moth posted:So far the browns have signed two qbs and a wr and still don't have answers at either position. :browns:
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Yea For real, gently caress DJ Swearinger. He was my nomination in the 2014 Douche-offs.
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Mar 13, 2015 20:43
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http://www.nfl.com/draft/2015/mock-drafts/brian-baldinger/245600 Baldinger mocks Mariotta to the Browns at 12, lol
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Mst3kmann posted:Looks like the Browns could be on Hard Knocks, they don't have the option of turning it down. Johnny loving Football is about the only thing I'd want on Hard Knocks. I hope the Browns sign Sam too.
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Athanatos posted:They can. God I hope not...
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