Groovelord Neato posted:

I suggest getting on bumble if you aren't goblin or troll looking it's way less effort than this other stuff.

Shiki Dan posted:

Nah, that's still the SJW volunteer who traveled by herself to Haiti to do relief work in order to prove that media portrayal of the camps being rape circuses was untrue, got gangraped, and then said that she deserved it for being white.

strap on revenge posted:

can you copy it so i dont have to make an account tia

LethalGeek posted:

Someone confused their tumblr with their OKC profile. Keep in mind this is like 10% of their profile:
This a portland thing with everyone getting on their soapbox? I mean I generally agree with these folks but you all are right time & place people come on.

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* Don't be anti-Semitic, Islamophobic...
...
* Don't be ... a Christian

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and that borders are arbitrary and useless

neonbregna posted:

Hoping for that match

Shumagorath posted:

cyberia posted:

Oh, Tinder






And just in case you're thinking 'she can't possibly have that many kids, right':

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
gone girling myself and living in the woods

Pot Of Shoe posted:

the patriarchy is a real thing that is worth destroying

Pot Of Shoe posted:

What to you is unworkable and incoherent about egalitarianism?

Coolness Averted posted:

Oh and less a .txt. but a funny note on this whole "Just looking for friends!" stuff.
A girl in the same circle popped up on tinder for me a few weeks ago with a lame "This is here for work/social media, I'm in a committed long term relationship, not looking for anything except networking" on loving tinder. Yeah, right.
So last weekend she comes to a party with her boyfriend, today I get matched to her OKcupid profile and it's strictly looking for casual sex and pretending to be single and newly moved to LA. Account last active today

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I live in Houston's Medical Center,

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I already know my preference is problematic

notZaar posted:

CNC means computerized numerical control. She wants to get hosed by an industrial mill with a dildo bit attached.

paco650 posted:

a [stay at home mom], the [sub] in a 24/7 [total power exchange, consensual non-consent (meaning she has given up complete control over her life and autonomy), Master-slave] dynamic

I feel real bad for her kid.

paco650 posted:

Not aggressive or rich-sounding enough for San Francisco, not depressed or Asian enough for Seattle. Apparently college educated, but still confident enough in their own mental illness to crack self-aware jokes about never bathing. Maybe Portland? I'd need to see a picture.

EDIT: If she's SHAMEFULLY white, Portland. If she's half white, half latin, and identifies as some off-the-wall 300 year old term for Mexicans living in California, probably LA.

taking all bets

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My self-summary
I'm a queer, poly-friendly, kinkster, sapiosexual, witchy chef (specializing in alt diets). I often smoke like a hot-rod, cuss like a sailor and dress like a slut; which is sometimes inappropriate, but always done with the utmost of respect intended. I'm not always in balance, but am generally willing and able. If I say I'm not, however, you better fuckin' mean it if you persist. Also I freehand self-reflective, verbose, descriptive run on sentences, because apparently I'm ballin' like that.
Think Bill Hicks with red hair and a slightly more shapely wardrobe ( and without the affinity for western motif ).
*shrug* It's a style.

What I知 doing with my life
livin' it!

I'm doing a lot of stuff these days, affecting tangible and positive change on the daily, working, gardening, playing, moving, singing, dancing, meditating, medibating, loving.... generally chasin the muff around and gettin soft by the pool.....

I知 really good at
Mass cooking, artistic cooking, cartoonish radical/visual pun art, dealing with medical and non-medical emergencies, talking folks in off the ledge, manifesting free concert tickets, occasionally becoming overwhelmed by social anxiety and coping affably, most things I put my energy and intention into....excepting cartwheels, pool and babyfoot; I just never got the hang of 'em....

The first things people usually notice about me
iunno, ask them....

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
hmmm...there's an awful lot that could be listed here.. i tend to have really dynamic favorites....

Music... Conscious Hip Hop, Dub/step, Jungle, Psytrance ( well, Psy~anything really ), Metal...bad 80s HairMetal, TripHop, Punk, Mo{dog}Town, Funk/Soul, Ska, Breaks....Rae Spoon, Ween, the mountain goats ,Binary Kitty, Bassnectar, Outkast/the Love Below, the Black Keys, Sublime, Florence and the Machine, B Sharpa, 3 Inches of Blood, Jean Grae, Dillinger Escape Plan, Younger Brother, Buck 65 ( gently caress! Rich Terfry is SO! HOT! I would totally practice makin babies with that guy ), Breakestra, Tool, Invincible, Awol One, Queen ( Freddy Mercury and I share a soul ), Nina Simone, Mastodon,Tom Waits! Aesop Rock, Childish Gambino, the Ramones, Tribe Called Quest, Digweed, GirlTalk, Violent Femmes, HotTub, Flobots, and a bunch of classic awesomes I can find in most karaoke lists All in all, I like good music....

I am a firm believer however, that a (like) for Nickelback is a vote for Harper, and I avidly discourage both those things :/

Books... Sci-Fi, anarcho~feminist sci-Fi, non-Fi, text books, kids lit, poetry, Graphic novels ( I have a *big* heart~on for Alan Moore ) , Christopher Moore ( no relation ), Neil Gaiman, Bell Hooks!, Palahniuk, E.L. Docterow, Tom Robbins, Vonnegut, Dossie Easton and Catherine A. Liszt, Jay Stevenson, Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha,Thomas Pynchon , Marc Nguy, Mark Beyer, Cohen, Irving Layton, Ursula K. Leguin, Douglas Arthur Brown, Hildegard Pickles, and almost the whole quirky classics series... there's really too many to list on, i tend to devour literature/books...

Film is a superbe medium... there are way too many movies to list. I like films that are a little off the beaten track, and documentaries are FTW!! I do love Hertzog, pre-Disney Henson, Amoldovar, Lars Von Trier, and John Waters...

Shows? I got to see so many rad shows this Summer!! Best I've seen in recent times: Dead Prez, Buck65, Gogol Bordello, although White Cowbell Oklahoma comes with honourable mention if only cause they were so loving entertaining ... I mean, a dedicated cowbellist who only broke out to make toilet paper and chainsaw confetti onstage? Be still my cheese-lovin <3!

Food... raw meat (or pretty fuckin' close to raw), vegan vittles, smoked-almost-anything, salty chocolate! *drool*
The six things I could never do without
Six things I would sure as poo poo never want to do very long without:

Humour, Music/Dancing, Coffee (but not everyday), Words (both written and spoken), the at-least-occasional illicit romp, an inebriant

I spend a lot of time thinking about]
How in particular the world sucks, and how to make it suck less.
Sex, in all it's wonderful facets and combinations.
Food ( safety, sustainability, dishes, gardening, farming, etc. ).
Alternative medicine.
the Zombpocalypse

On a typical Friday night I am
Fuckin' Awesome!

The most private thing I知 willing to admit
I'm a karaoke beast. Really.
Also, I definitely snore sometimes.

You should message me if
You want to take me dancing.

You have a great analysis and want to discuss it over a bevy of sorts.

You have a dream and a lot to do

...and you've got something better than that nice shoes, wanna mack style. It's 2015, we're t-minus 6 months for loving jetpacks, please don't make me school you on basic respect principles cause you thought you could just trip and fall up into my pussy. I mean, really...

okc user darwhinnius posted:

Hello, lovely! Based on homoflexible, and willing to date someone purely on size: according to the most accurate study available, if I'm in a room with 199 guys, I'm the biggest. Statistically. That, and I gently caress for hours, and have an insatiable thirst for lady juice.

I'd love to lick every inch of you...

okc user GenuineJD posted:

Hi!

Gorgeous. I'd like to know more about you.

I realize I'm out of your dating parameters [ed - not men] and I don't normally look for woman your age [ed - 26 years younger], but I came across your profile by accident. I have a feeling you can appreciate what an experienced and mature lover and companion can bring to you.

The past year I have been experimenting and having fun. I've been casually dating mainly bisexual women, which has led to many interesting experiences. Some as "primary" relationships and others more casual. A few of them I now count as great friends even after we've moved on.

I'm hopeful to find an ongoing connection. I'm flexible to have a relationship that meets your needs as well as mine. Everyone is different. The fun is in the journey, so I am open to any possibility.

Random facts - I enjoy scuba diving, now going for my advanced certification and in the process of earning my private pilot's licence.

Jordan

Business Gorillas posted:

*swipes left while blaring airhorn*

Shumagorath posted:

notZaar posted:

If a girl posts her Instagram handle, you may as well swipe left.

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My self-summary
intp

tfw wen u chilin with shawty n they cute but they aren't contributing to hte discourse an their praxis is out of date n sexist/racist/ableist.

What I知 doing with my life
working a job i loathe.

consistently disappointing others with my poor decisions and lack of motivation.

drinking a lot of liquor.

trying to understand affect theory.

not putting effort into describing the mundanities of my day to day.

I知 really good at
eating, breathing, waiting patiently, providing semi-pseudo-intellectual conversation, crying while eating/reading/walking/stagnating.

substance abuse

The first things people usually notice about me
i don't exist.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors:
Dostoyevsky, Berlant, Federici, Alleg, Solzhenitsyn, Camus, Badiou, Foucault, Ahmed, Sartre, Celine, Turgenev, invisible committee stuff.

Music:
True Widow, Grouper, Dystopia, teen suicide, Philip Glass, Boris, Giles Corey, Have A Nice Life, Richard Hell, The Pixies, Psychic TV, Swans, Sunn O))), My Bloody Valentine, Alcest, Loma Prieta, Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

Animu:
eva
flcl
lucky star
samurai pizza cats

The six things I could never do without
plants because i enjoy looking at them, writing utensils because i like writing things, pizza because i eat it a lot, alcohol just because, those horrendously awkward moments that always occur between myself and servers at eating establishments that result in me vomiting due to severe social anxiety because i thrive on self-pity/disgust, and music because iTz mY LiFe.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
i try not to think a lot

On a typical Friday night I am
drunk. holed up in a bar or my room now that the weather has turned for the worst.

The most private thing I知 willing to admit
not ready 2 b a real person yet. am scared of p much everything.

You should message me if
if you want 2 be friends because i need more of those things

u rnt a cop