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Carrier
May 12, 2009


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This game is awful and i hate it

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Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Office is the best map in the game.

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Carol Pizzamom posted:

CS Go surfing seems pretty strict, if you want to optimize your speed you really can't gently caress up anything like your entry onto ramps or your air strafing

Also, there's been some weird poo poo in cs go, occasionally I'll get stopped dead in my tracks while sliding on a ramp for no reason

This happens in tf2 and cs:s as well, i think its lag/bad map making or something but it makes me rage hard

Carrier
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:

I switched to no rotate on my radar like a month ago. Not sure if I like it though. What do the good players itt use?

Default errything (I probably don't qualify as good).

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Cool I just opened a FN M9 marble fade lol

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Sitting Bull posted:

congratulations you sick fucker

meanwhile, i've never opened a single knife in *too many* case openings

Its my second and both times i jokingly called getting a knife on a casual server before unboxing it lol, imagine the friend requests

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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invision posted:

1.6 nuke best nuke.

Evidence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCYyQu6jHo4

e:And for the people that didn't play before GO, here's the whole pubmasters video. The best CS video that ever will be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqkYmVWdxVE
Phoon would like a word.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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I spend more time on kz servers than I do playing the actual game atm. Gotta get that sick longjump stat bro

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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if we win pistol i tend to buy/stick with tec9/5-7 and armor+helm

if we lose pistol i tend to buy/stick with tec9/5-7 (maybe p250) and armor + helm

buying proper anything but pistols in the first 2 maybe 3 rounds is for chumps

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Alighieri posted:

Jump scouting is hilarious because the vast majority of time I end up shooting them in the face, long A on overpass is great for this when a CT is jumping up and down.

I like hiding behind metalbox on B site on dust 2 and pinging the t awper in the head. You can also jump up onto the boxes leading to window and get a nice jump scout down to mid. In some ways I prefer the scout to an awp/rifle in B.

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May 12, 2009


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John DiFool posted:

anyone ever get a casual ace? I've hit 9 kills in a round a few times, but never hit the mythical 10 kill. hard to be everywhere at once.

Yup, I mostly play casual atm because im on a connection that could drop at any moment and i dont wanna be eating mm bans. I got it as ct on dust2 and had no idea i was gonna get it until the end of the round. Think i started with just a 5-7 as well lol and then picked up an awp from a t rushing through mid doors 15 seconds into the round. You see some... interesting stuff in casual.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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BurnBlackJay posted:

because thats so much worse than getting 1 shot awp from someone camping the site for 33 years isnt it, thu best thing about thu smg change is all the autistic purist video gamers becoming angry

yes

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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IM glad that guy is banned.

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lol played 2 rounds of casual to try out the new maps, on the second one I had a falchion case drop and well....

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Xenaero posted:

Sell it quick before the fad fades and values for the new knife plummet.

Could get a lot of keys on the gray market, likely. Go to r/globaloffensivetrade

Well i cant actually trade it for 8 days or whatever anyway

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Lmao if you even need buy binds or the weapon menu at all, just exclusively play kz like me, carrier.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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They better not have hosed all the ladder maps in kz

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Thorgot posted:

There's a cvar that can be changed with sourcemod, sm_cvar sv_ladder_scale_speed 1, that reverts the speed, so community servers will not be affected by this. It'll still matter in a few places in competitive of course.

THank the lord

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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Smol posted:

Jesus loving christ this game. I just spit pizza on my keyboard

Rofl

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May 12, 2009


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ArfJason posted:

that initial step is known as prestrafing
start with your dude looking parallel to the platform edge
strafe + w curving towards the edge then jump+release w
from there on its all about the airstrafes and sync

as for bhopping in csgo you need to keep a speed between 250 (running) and 300, because to combat bhopping in comp, they made it so that if your speed is over 300 and you touch the ground your speed is immediately dropped an insane amount, lower even than 250, to the point that most botched bhops are worse than just running. If you hit like 2 or 3 good bhops it's still a benefit though

Prestrafing isnt a thing in csgo unless you play on a kz server with the right plugin.

Also, bhopping is infinitely easier if you bind mousewheel to jump, but even then its somewhat random, nobody who isnt hacking is going to consistently hit every bhop because that just isnt how it works.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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ShittyPostmakerPro posted:

When posting your mouse sensitivity, please include your MM rank so we know whether or not to value your input TIA.

3.2 @ 600, no rank

Carrier
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ArfJason posted:

when everyone gets deranked noone does!!! the people you used to play at your previous rank are incredibly likely to be dmg too!!! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE YOUR SKILL NUMBER HASNT CHANGED YOURE FACING THE SAME SKILL OF PLAYERRRSS ITS JUST A DIFFERENT PICTURAAAHGHDFUSGHSDFJGDFH!!!

Actually I'm very good

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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eppu posted:

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-BdBJL-ViYjU-FSMue-kjmxF-8oZEC

If you are bored you can watch my drunken adventures in the wonderfull land of csgo. Just random game after 6 months of kz. This account use to be dmg but my first win put me in gn2.
Anything i should try to remember next time i'm drunk? (i only play drunk)

Tex Willer was the name

Whats your kz_gitgud time

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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eppu posted:

Not good, like just over 1h

it's too long to try it that often.

smh, gitgud (im only joking, im deep in the stage of playing 100% kz 100% of the time, haven't comped in probably 6 months now and no plans too lol)

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Carrier
May 12, 2009


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qhat posted:

Interesting image came up on reddit today, seems to check out



I hate everything about this "infographic".

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