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Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

wafflesnsegways posted:

I thought the second season of house of cards was an improvement over the first. No more Rooney Mara, more interesting stuff for robin wright, Kevin spacey hammier than ever.

I'll probably finish season 3 eventually, but it's been super boring so far and I haven't gotten back to it.

My problem with Season 3 is pretty much that it became typical political show (not really a spoiler but ehhh), Frank spent the first two seasons doing evil, manipulative super villain stuff that it was dull to see him dealing with ordinary president issues

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Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
And just think, the horrible Johnny Depp character in Tusk is getting his own movie!

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

precision posted:

Flight of the Conchords first 2 or 3 seasons were great, but I seem to remember it went downhill hard at some point. First season is amazing though.

e: apparently it only had 2 seasons, weird. Could have sworn it had more.

Flight of the Conchords season 1 was significantly better than season 2 because it was essentially a "best of" their BBC Radio show that they'd had years to refine. Season 2 took a huge dive because they were rushed to write new episodes and new music, and they quickly became overwhelmed. I listened to an interview with Jemaine a while back and even they didn't want to keep going. He said his agent called when hbo wanted to do season 3 and they asked the agent bit to even tell them how much money was being offered so they wouldn't have any temptation.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

NESguerilla posted:

The cobbler is a good watch if you are fascinated by how bad Adam sander movies are.

I stopped watching his movies out of morbid curiosity years ago. I swear he is just the biggest troll at this point, seeing what he can get away with

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The main thing I recall about SOA is that they handled a rape with remarkable maturity and sensitivity, considering the rest of what the show is like.

Guess you didn't watch the last season which had multiple rapes including dude on dude hot action which was not handled well at all

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
I don't think Hot Girls Wanted showed that the girls were being exploited, I think it just showed the reality of being an "amateur" porn star. You have the chance to make a good amount of money in a short amount of time at the cost of your dignity. I can very easily see someone watching that film and thinking it was for them. Going in knowing it's a short term gig makes you less likely to, pun intended, blow everything up front.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

fishtobaskets posted:

Looking over the August list, Enemy at the Gates is a solid WW2 movie if you haven't seen it. It covers an interesting topic of the war that's not usually represented, i.e. not Central Europe/Pacific theater. The occupation of Stalingrad was a bizarre sort of inverse siege.

It also has the dirtiest, grossest sex scene ever.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Due to the arguing in this thread I had to watch The Guest . I went in expecting an over the top revenge comedy, and I was not disappointed.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

speshl guy posted:

It's been years since I've seen it but I remember getting the feeling that the little girl vampire was setting up the little boy to become her next caretaker, like that old guy who procured food for her and died. Everything about her was outwardly deceiving, instead of being a young girl she was in fact old as poo poo and not a girl. Whether it was on purpose or not, she was emotionally manipulating this impressionable little kid into becoming her lifelong slave.

I drew a comparison of the relationship depicted in this film as reminiscent of how real world pedophiles operate. They'll portray themselves to be just another kid at heart and then draw children in using their actualizing capabilities as an adult to solve their problems, take them places and buy them things. The child will often feel like the relationship is real and beautiful and mutually beneficial but the adult's intentions are more nefarious. They are essentially emotional vampires, drawing from the child's youthful energy to fill whatever real or imagined need they believe the child is fulfilling. Eventually, the child ages out and ceases to fulfill that need for the pedophile, whereupon they are tossed aside for another, younger companion.


Whatever comparison you choose to draw from this film, I believe it pretty objectively portrays an abusive relationship.

That's exactly how I saw it...I thought it was pretty obvious that was the direction it was going.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

NESguerilla posted:

I didn't even know netflix had the Black Mirror "White Christmas" Episode I have looked for it multiple times and even right now I can't find it. What am I doing wrong. I really wanna watch that.

Edit: oh duh, it's on the arriving list, carry on.

Oh that makes me super happy, thanks for noticing it.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

hihifellow posted:

Ex Machina (Alex Garland's first movie as director) popped up on Amazon Prime so I gave it a watch. It's good, and it was a nice palate cleanser after watching Jurrasic World the other day, but the whole movie feels like it's missing something. It feels kind of clinical in its cinematic approach, but that might have been intentional. It's a solid indie movie though.

I really liked Ex Machina but I think it was designed specifically for people like me in mind I kept trying to figure out what the twist was going to be, who was going to turn out to be the other AI. Then the twist was... No twist. I over analyzed

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Nolanar posted:

What are some good Netflix-available tragedies, in the "protagonist gradually undone by their own flaws" sense? Movies and shows are both fine. Obvious examples: Breaking Bad, the Long Good Friday, various Shakespeare adaptations.

Is Memento still up on Netflix? That's pretty much the definition of the movie.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Accident Underwater posted:

May or may not help, but Noah is on Amazon Prime.

The Fountain is one of my favorite movies ever, it's definitely with tracking down (as are all of Aronofsky's movies).

Oh and for something with maybe a similar vibe on Netflix, Upstream Color is very good although very methodical in pace, and Kubrick's movies seem like a big time influence.

Upstream Color is for those people that watched Primer and thought "Well that was easy to follow, what I really want is a movie that's not quite as linear and obvious what's happening"

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

caligulamprey posted:

Did you know that Netflix not only has a special TV Fireplace special filmed in 4k, they loving had TWO OF THEM THAT FEATURE DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOOD?

But why would you watch a boring fireplace video when instead you can watch Nick Offerman sip whiskey by a Yule log for 45 minutes instead?

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
I'm going to find whoever in this thread that recommended Making a Murderer and punch you. I'm 3 episodes in and so angry I don't think I can take more.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

NESguerilla posted:

it gets worse.

It's for people who loved that heartwarming feeling Dear Zachary gave you and you want it stretched out for 12 hours.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

precision posted:

Just at a casual glance I would honestly say that Prime has just as much good stuff as Netflix, if not more. With Prime you get some great indie movies like Ex Machina really early, you get a ton of great HBO shows, etc.

Then again, I pay for Prime, Hulu, Netflix, and Spotify so I might not be the best person to ask. At least I don't pay for literal cable TV...

I think we're getting to the point where Netflix's value as a movie streaming service is slipping. Most of the newer stuff is available on Amazon Prime as well. Where it's gaining ground is with original material.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

It's one of the cruelest things I've seen in any movie or TV show. My brain's still coming to terms like it did the first week after reading the synopsis for Human Centipede.

Not really a spoiler but if you haven't seen it go in blind.

Finally remembered to watch this. So good. And you're not kidding.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
I'm sure Tarantino REALLY got into Goggins from his Sons of Anarchy role.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

david_a posted:

isn't this series extinct yet nyuk nyuk

Seriously though, I saw the first one in theaters in 1988.

I always think of this stupid comic whenever I hear that movie and it never fails to make me giggle.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
I'd say the first 3 seasons were good. Then it kind of went over the rails.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Sleeveless posted:

Apparently a lot of the budget was due to having to use CGI to touch up Rubens to hide his wrinkles. If you see his live appearances he's smeared in pancake makeup and looks way different.

Plus he uses an old drag queen trick:


Yeah he's on Gotham right now as Penguin's father and definitely doesn't look 30. Not bad for 63 though.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Ok Fella posted:

I was torn between this or The Burbs. Gonna do the Money Pit tomorrow night I think, loving hilarious movie.

The Burbs is in my top 10 favorite movies of all time. The Money Pit was also funny, but I haven't watched it more than a couple times.

Of course I'm also the weird one who thoroughly enjoyed Joe vs. the Volcano so I'm clearly insane.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

morestuff posted:

I remember all the build-up to the fifth or sixth special, when he finally revealed his identity as some nobody I'd never heard of

Hahaha yes, this so much. I was young and naive so I was expecting it to be Teller, or even Copperfield!

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
My favorite part of Make Happy is the "Peanut butter and..." "macaroni and..." Joke. So simple yet I was crying laughing.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

morestuff posted:

I'm five minutes into Nick Of Time, a 1995 thriller I've never heard of starring Johhny Depp vs Chris Walken. Depp just got off the train in L.A. and was immediately menaced by a black man on rollerblades. The plot seems is Speed but with an assassination instead of a bus. It's on Netflix, I'm enjoying it so far

Plus it takes place in REAL TIME like 24!

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

MisterBibs posted:

Danielle Panabaker looks super familiar and I can't place where the hell I've seen her in.

She's a main character on The Flash TV show.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Jerk McJerkface posted:

Looking for a good guys outsmart light hearted show along the lines of Burn Notice or Leverage, nothing super grim day, but an entertaining hour long show to was along with all the half hour comedies we are streaming. Anyone recommend something?

Not sure if it's still streaming but Psych would probably fit your bill to a tee if you haven't watched it.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Human Tornada posted:

Can anybody recommend some recent-ish inspirational movies that leave the viewer feeling good, for example The Martian and Creed. Streaming or not is ok. This week sucks.

Dear Zachary is always a feel good movie!

no no don't listen to me

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

pahuyuth posted:

Hell, even Odd Thomas (still on Netflix afaik) was watchable thanks to Anton... and after smoking a couple of bowls. The CG and voiceover sucked though.

I actually really liked Odd Thomas and wanted to see it become a franchise. It wasn't exactly original, hell The Frighteners did a similar concept in the 90s, but he played it well. I wouldn't have called it a "good" movie but it was certainly fun and definitely didn't regret the time I spent watching it.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Sarchasm posted:

People said that about George W Bush as well. I don't remember any bits that made his presidency particularly worth it.

Which is odd, because early 2000 and 2001 will always be remembered as some of the most fun years in America!

I'm sure it was mentioned, but for family friendly comedians, you can't go wrong with Brian Regan.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

Long Kiss Goodnight is the only "die hard, but lady protagonist"-like movie I can think of, and it's a big stretch that mostly relies on "Christmas" and "terrorists."

Man I love that movie. Some of the greatest Sam Jackson quotes ever.

Geena Davis - You thinking what I'm thinking?

Sam - I hope not, I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt!

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Rough Lobster posted:

I really dig Maika Monroe in both movies, and I'll confess that I really liked her in ID4: Resurgence.

She's literally the only reason I half want to watch ID4. She's got some major potential and I loved both It Follows and The Guest.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

regulargonzalez posted:

More like the corniest ending of all time. All it lacked was sadtrombone.wav

I don't care that it was corny. (Mist movie spoilers) I went in being a huge fan of the book and had no idea the ending changed. I told my friend that is was a depressing ending. And it was so much better. I do agree it could have been made a bit better with a little more spacing, but that also made it so over the top I couldn't stop laughing as everyone in the theater was in shock.

Anyway, I doubt it's on Netflix, but if it is, watch the black and white version of The Mist. Gives it more of a traditional horror feel.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

ElMudo posted:

I watched the first episode of Powerless on Hulu and it was fun and campy enough that I'll probably keep watching.

I had a little time to kill after that so I decided to give one of DC's CW shows a chance and put on Legends of Tomorrow. I couldn't make it more than 10 or 15 minutes in. Is this what all of DC's CW-verse is like? I don't think I've seen a positive review for Flash or Green Arrow that wasn't riddled with caveats. I'm fine with shows being cheesy, but they can't be cheesy and take themselves seriously at the same time and that's how the show struck me.

Legends of Tomorrow Season 1 is awful because it tries to be a serious show. In Season 2 they said "Wait we're a ridiculous comic book show let's embrace it fully" and it's been amazing and campy. Just a few weeks ago they had to go back in time and help inspire George Lucas to make Star Wars

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Have you watched He Never Died? It's not a heroine but a good modern horror movie

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Franchescanado posted:

Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special is hilarious.

Here's hoping for more Netflix-funded The Lonely Island & Comedy Bang Bang/Scot Aukerman collabos; their comedy meshes together so well.

"You're having problems conceiving? OH, you're having problems conceiving the premise of this telethon. Okay."

My favorite moment of the entire thing is Andy Samberg playing Kenny G. I immediately thought "That is so stupid and hilarious at the same time, I wonder what the real Kenny G is going to think about this. Cut to Kenny G as the janitor. Amazing

And for Person of Interest fans, Sarah Shahi shows up briefly and looks amazing as always.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Franchescanado posted:

It has so many great throwaway jokes like that.

I was very impressed with Maya Rudolph's key change love song and loved Andy Richter telling his dad to go bang strangers for Santa, and the running gag that Michael Bolton is so quick to pull out a gun to kill someone.

Just a great hour of comedy.

"Maybe we should take a break, you just dropped your gun and shot a cat." "No I didn't." "I can see the dead cat over there!" "That was there before." "There's literally cat blood all over your wall..."

I remember thinking Michael Bolton was pretty much dead until Jack Sparrow came out, and then I thought "Oh snap, he knows it's okay to make fun of himself, he might be a cool dude after all."

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

SunshineDanceParty posted:

It shouldn't annoy me as much as it does but I've seen so many people talk about the Michael Bolton special like it's a Lonely Island thing when it's very much a Scott Aukerman thing.

Well considering all three of them are in it, it's understandable. Lot more people know Lonely Island than Scott Aukerman. :). Not to mention they're kind of the ones that brigh brought Bolton into the musical comedy world.

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Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Sausage Party is up on US Netflix if you need some pornographic cartoons in your life.

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