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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Every time I have a job on Schofield I get all nostalgic. Then I remember that the army is gay as gently caress.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Zeris posted:

How is that new job going anyway?

I like it. On call 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. My boss told me that half our guys can't do what I do. Basically I showed up and am making everyone look bad. :smug:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

poo poo the locals love me. My boss is a huge local with tats down to his fingers.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

MPs

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Do it.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Good. gently caress that piece of poo poo.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Did you practice knocking on the door?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

if you ever went to a promotion board then gently caress you

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I felt like he was making a pussy reference

GiP has broken me

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

NTT posted:

Was just told I'm gonna get a written counseling for being late to 0800 formation by showing up at 0758



Apparently some E6 type that still wasn't even a squad leader insisted and my first line was just passing that info down

I'm not sure I've ever been negatively counseled lol

Lookit this shitbag.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


I am shocked.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

So glad I'm out.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

At least you can't have kids.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

We were mixed BDU/ACU until we deployed and had to wear them.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Pesticide20 posted:

Buy cigarettes and dip. Lots of cigarettes and dip. Halfway through start selling as people run out and will pay stupid amounts of money.

My buddy would always bring an extra carton of smokes and people would eventually pay $20+ per pack.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Geirskogul posted:

Just thrown into quarter deck on a side of this godforsaken island I have never been to, and told that there are three people specifically I have to call attention on deck and salute to, but there are no pictures. Also I'm told I will be hosed up if I gently caress it up.


It's not much, but the army just knows how to make every day a little bit worse.

Island? Sup?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Delizin posted:

:shrug: I just wore normal white athletic socks in my boots and never had any issues with my feet.

You loving piece of poo poo..

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I was too young for lasik when I was in.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The Rat posted:

:vince:

I am so, so loving glad I'm out of the Army. Holy poo poo.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Bell_ posted:

According to the Army Times, army wives the article labels "dependas" are complaining about bullying and cyber-stalking.

Good.

Fat, worthless whores.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

moodyhank31 posted:

Any thoughts on active duty civil affairs (38b)? Besides the fact that the Army is gay lol.

POG

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Cole posted:

i would've milked that for all it was worth

Cole made a good post.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm imagining that early scene in Stalingrad where the guy gets denied an award in formation for having his blouse undone.

Good loving movie.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

BDUs were the best. You could spill a whole bottle of ketchup on your lap and just wipe it off.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

.50 cal MILES gear is the worst poo poo ever. Those humvees wouldn't die.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

And it's so much worse cleaning that poo poo after blanks.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Isn't it 80's technology?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Spicy Guacamole posted:

MILES is old enough that my old man used it on his tanks.

So bowling alleys with laser tag have better technology.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

:911:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Cole posted:

It's for a combat patch but those are getting outlawed in garrison so you probably will never see it.

Lol

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Need more powerpoint classes.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Just put the belt in with the bolt forward :psyduck:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Ace of Baes posted:



when she looked over my shoulder the acap lady didnt find it very amusing

:perfect:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

It's me. I'm the retard.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Geirskogul posted:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the helipad opening bottles. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm loving retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire bottle openers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to pop bottles from above and pop bottles needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

This is so funny. Did you make that up?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

xaarman posted:

Add #gip to your IRC autojoin and come idle with the rest of us

Who are you?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The first image that came up...

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/CH6a0gn.jpg:nws:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

W613316

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Wasabi the J posted:

Update: seven soldiers from my company retook PT test, three passed. Even got the E6 lady that hates my his to pass by one in each event.

Released on Sunday at 1430 !!

1SG: I need all E4 and below and their squad leaders lined up outside my office for counseling on promotion boards.

If you failed a PT test in the last eighteen months you're ineligible for promotion. If you don't have 2 years as a specialist you were ineligible for five. He wanted to tell each individual this "behind closed doors" instead of trusting his squad leaders to handle it.

Didn't leave the goddamn armory until 1900.

That's what you get for being in you dummy.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

16/f/cali

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