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Every time I have a job on Schofield I get all nostalgic. Then I remember that the army is gay as gently caress.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 04:13 |
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Zeris posted:How is that new job going anyway? I like it. On call 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. My boss told me that half our guys can't do what I do. Basically I showed up and am making everyone look bad.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 13:46 |
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poo poo the locals love me. My boss is a huge local with tats down to his fingers.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 13:58 |
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MPs
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 12:19 |
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Do it.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 03:15 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Good. gently caress that piece of poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 12:20 |
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Did you practice knocking on the door?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 01:57 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:if you ever went to a promotion board then gently caress you
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 02:17 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I felt like he was making a pussy reference
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 14:02 |
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NTT posted:Was just told I'm gonna get a written counseling for being late to 0800 formation by showing up at 0758 Lookit this shitbag.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 14:17 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/30/ranger-women/28179303/ I am shocked.
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# ¿ May 31, 2015 06:32 |
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So glad I'm out.
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# ¿ May 31, 2015 06:37 |
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At least you can't have kids.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 20:28 |
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We were mixed BDU/ACU until we deployed and had to wear them.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 07:25 |
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Pesticide20 posted:Buy cigarettes and dip. Lots of cigarettes and dip. Halfway through start selling as people run out and will pay stupid amounts of money. My buddy would always bring an extra carton of smokes and people would eventually pay $20+ per pack.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 04:21 |
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Geirskogul posted:Just thrown into quarter deck on a side of this godforsaken island I have never been to, and told that there are three people specifically I have to call attention on deck and salute to, but there are no pictures. Also I'm told I will be hosed up if I gently caress it up. Island? Sup?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 14:01 |
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Delizin posted:I just wore normal white athletic socks in my boots and never had any issues with my feet. You loving piece of poo poo..
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 23:13 |
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I was too young for lasik when I was in.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 06:55 |
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The Rat posted:
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 10:15 |
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Bell_ posted:According to the Army Times, army wives the article labels "dependas" are complaining about bullying and cyber-stalking. Good. Fat, worthless whores.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 00:50 |
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moodyhank31 posted:Any thoughts on active duty civil affairs (38b)? Besides the fact that the Army is gay lol. POG
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 07:40 |
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Cole posted:i would've milked that for all it was worth Cole made a good post.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 04:11 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm imagining that early scene in Stalingrad where the guy gets denied an award in formation for having his blouse undone. Good loving movie.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 18:17 |
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BDUs were the best. You could spill a whole bottle of ketchup on your lap and just wipe it off.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 03:09 |
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.50 cal MILES gear is the worst poo poo ever. Those humvees wouldn't die.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 05:24 |
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And it's so much worse cleaning that poo poo after blanks.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 06:29 |
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Isn't it 80's technology?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 08:41 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:MILES is old enough that my old man used it on his tanks. So bowling alleys with laser tag have better technology.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 08:52 |
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 09:04 |
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Cole posted:It's for a combat patch but those are getting outlawed in garrison so you probably will never see it. Lol
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 10:10 |
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Need more powerpoint classes.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 18:47 |
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Just put the belt in with the bolt forward
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 23:50 |
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Ace of Baes posted:
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 03:45 |
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It's me. I'm the retard.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 10:39 |
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Geirskogul posted:I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the helipad opening bottles. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm loving retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire bottle openers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to pop bottles from above and pop bottles needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. This is so funny. Did you make that up?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 07:14 |
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xaarman posted:Add #gip to your IRC autojoin and come idle with the rest of us Who are you?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 18:42 |
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The first image that came up... http://i.imgur.com/CH6a0gn.jpg
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 09:53 |
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W613316
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 23:37 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Update: seven soldiers from my company retook PT test, three passed. Even got the E6 lady that hates my his to pass by one in each event. That's what you get for being in you dummy.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 08:15 |
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16/f/cali
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