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I'm forever cursed to not eat apple cinnamon french toast sticks, I was super pissed as a kid because they were an awesome treat I'd never had, then a stomach bug suddenly showed up five minutes later and I couldn't ever stand the thought of them again.
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BattyKiara posted:Mine is celery. I gag and wretch whenever I try to eat celery. Same, but that's just because celery sucks.
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CloFan posted:How many of you fuckers are still rinsing after brushing? Say what you will about this website, it has legitimately changed my life in at least one way.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Aw, you're finally starting to live up to your username So many years wasted shouting at people to floss and brush regularly, but also to rinse immediately afterwards 
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Jan 24, 2020 20:23
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500excf type r posted:Isnt it on like every tube of toothpaste as well as instructions from the ADA not to drink or rinse for at least 2 minutes? What did you people do in the bathroom before smartphones I have never been bored enough to read toothpaste instructions, even in the ancient pre-smartphone era.
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Jan 26, 2020 20:09
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Ferrule posted:I used to do the package design for them. So if you want boring... That is probably the most ultra-specific random relevant experience I've seen around here.
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Jan 26, 2020 21:57
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Starting to think life might just be easier without teeth, tbh.
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Jan 27, 2020 19:31
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Picnic Princess posted:You know that horrible pain when you finally warm up an extremity after it's been numb from the cold for way too long? It gets so bad it can make people scream and/or puke. Amphigory posted:We call that "chillblains" From the Funny Pictures thread of all places, I always thought chilblains were cold sores (which is a pretty  mistake in retrospect)
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Feb 4, 2020 01:20
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Hyperlynx posted:Uh, folks? Sad to see another poster fall sway to the whims of Big Cavity
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Feb 5, 2020 01:48
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Honestly, I'm just gonna start telling people to carefully coat their teeth in fresh toothpaste and let it sit for at least three hours because who the gently caress even knows
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Feb 5, 2020 02:59
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beanieson posted:Colgate is staying out of the rinse/don’t rinse debate all together, but definitely don’t swallow. Brushers can swallow a one inch strip, as a treat
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Feb 6, 2020 04:25
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Phy posted:Things I learned yesterday: it's not pronounced "Butt-a-geeg" Not having TV/radio news and sticking to print news online, I'm only now consciously realizing that I have no idea how to pronounce it since I've never heard it spoken aloud.
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Feb 6, 2020 23:40
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Henchman of Santa posted:"bootyjudge" Political slams aside, I don't see how you couldn't just lean into this. Like every ad at some point has one or more butts that he's looking at thoughtfully.
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Feb 7, 2020 01:29
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JacquelineDempsey posted:There's a reason they call them "stink bugs" because I just smushed one with my bare hands (didn't have a rolled up newspaper or whatnot handy) and now I'm washing my hands like Lady Macbeth. Bleeeeurrrgh It's always
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Feb 8, 2020 01:21
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MariusLecter posted:Lady bugs are pretty famous tho, they look nice and are art of a healthy garden ecosystem. Oh I just mean that everyone ignores how bad they smell despite their positives. It's probably the dumb fake ladybugs though.
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Feb 8, 2020 03:27
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Jerry Cotton posted:Who the gently caress goes around sniffing ladybirds? [everyone gathers around and kind of looks uncomfortable] I'm sorry to say, this is an intervention
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Bats are bugs, though. BATS AREN'T BUGS!!
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Feb 8, 2020 17:26
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The English "etymology" is a compound word made up of two Greek roots, etymos ("fictional") and logos ("word")
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Feb 11, 2020 01:13
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Olive! posted:Donkey Kong Country 2 The first one blew my mind like a decade after the game came out, but I saw that tweet too and don't remember ever noticing the incorrect spelling anywhere 
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Feb 12, 2020 00:52
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Inzombiac posted:I keep my toilet brush in the shower so I can clean myself and wash off the poop chunks at the same time. Yeah but what's the toilet brush have to do with that
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Feb 14, 2020 15:20
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I saved so much time once I added in drinking and pooping to my shower routine, I really don't know how I got along before.
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Feb 14, 2020 21:59
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Friend posted:And people who sit, do they just reach their hand through the gap in their legs (butt crack??) and hope they don't touch the water? Of course not, you just scoop and splash. It's like a free bidet!!
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Feb 18, 2020 02:25
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mostlygray posted:I've tried a bidet a couple times. I just think the duck walk thing to get to the bidet is weird. I would like to try one of those Toto seats that has integrated sprayers and such. That could be nice.  I completely forgot that there are bidets not collocated with the toilet. Now I'm just gonna imagine the squatty poopwalk every time someone busts in with a  the bidet is God's own method of cleaning your rear end
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Feb 22, 2020 20:14
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gleebster posted:Maude does not rhyme with God in most parts of the United States. Maybe just where you are. How's it pronounced when it doesn't rhyme? Anxious to figure out something completely new today.
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Feb 23, 2020 01:01
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gleebster posted:Maude rhymes with sawed or clawed. The middle dipthong is "aw" as in Pawtucket, or caudle. I always forget, I can never really get the differences between some common pairs like that. It's like my brain just smooths them over so they sound the same no matter what.
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Dip Viscous posted:Aren't you still supposed to wipe before using the bidet? Guess I've been doing that wrong. Hell if I know, I stop after the toilet paper as George Washington intended  
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Feb 23, 2020 04:52
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It's a one-time thing, it'll clean you for sure but you've gotta save it for the time you really need it 'cause there's no going back.
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Feb 24, 2020 18:21
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Inceltown posted:Yeah, jokes have lost all meaning in the current timeline. Simultaneously everything is a joke and nothing is a joke, it's known as Trumpdingers Paradox I've identified a solution to identifying whether or not something is a joke, it's to simply turn off your monitor
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Mar 4, 2020 00:48
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I would never test an experimental methodology on myself! 
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Mar 4, 2020 01:09
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Dip Viscous posted:The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations It was the '60s, maaan
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Mar 5, 2020 20:39
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ELO's Showdown did it for me, to this day I can't hear "It's unreal, the suffering" as anything but "It's a real submarine". To be fair, this was before Jeff Lynne learned how to sing.
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Mar 5, 2020 20:45
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Memento posted:OK I thought it was called Phoenix Down because it saved you after you went down.  (Although in my defense almost everything I knew about FF was hearsay since I more or less skipped the franchise myself)
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Mar 9, 2020 23:50
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My strongest memory of that entire trilogy is of a fart echoing underwater and alerting enemies to a sub's presence
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I've never understood wooden butter knives, they just seem like oil/fat would eventually osmote their way in, giving you a gross grease trap. Maybe I'm just a filthy American too accustomed to using metalware as our founding fathers intended though
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Mar 13, 2020 23:49
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Here in AMERICA we read out joke posts to their conclusion!
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Mar 14, 2020 03:03
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I dunno if you guys have ever tasted a ranch, but.....not great
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FreudianSlippers posted:Japanimation is a portmanteau of Japan and Animation "Anime" is a useless portmanteau and should have been called "Japanime" from the start 
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Hyperlynx posted:Why would Japanese people call their own animation "Japanime"? It's like when we slap s on everything
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This should help clear things up:
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purple death ray posted:Here's something yall just figured out: it's Indecent Proposal, not An Indecent Proposal I knew that one had to be an outlier, it was right there in the data 
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