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hi swole thread I don't lift but I should think I'm gonna start next week but idk what to do
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ylls told me to read a book but idk how reading a book makes me less fat
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Jul 29, 2015 15:54
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Start by standing. I'm sure you're so fat that it'll make you winded. I'll have you know I can stand for entire minutes at a time.
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Jul 29, 2015 15:55
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Zzulu posted:Go to a gym and just copy what the swolest guy there is doing every day. If you're lucky he'll notice you one day and you get to have a hot steamy bang in the showers I already started cardio but cardio doesn't get you tinder girls
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Jul 29, 2015 15:59
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Aralan posted:Beginning lifting is very easy just learn how to bench press, deadlift, and do bicep curls and you can pick up new lifts later if you really want but you don't have to because those three are the best. Maybe shoulder press too thanks you are good people
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Jul 29, 2015 16:31
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Hi work out crew I'm going to the gym after work today anyway that's my story thanks for listening
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Oct 19, 2015 19:17
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ty bby u2 I'm a big fat weakling who picks up bitch weights in the hopes that some day I will not pick up bitch weights
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Oct 19, 2015 20:10
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went to the gym 10/10 would gym again
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Oct 20, 2015 00:08
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notZaar posted:Does anybody else turn into an insanely aggressive and pissed off driver on the way home from the gym?? no because my arms are too weak to turn the wheel but my arms are like that way I go to the gym too so idk
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Oct 20, 2015 17:57
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yeah same
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Oct 24, 2015 23:04
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So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what? "Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? gently caress them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a drat about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment? Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, loving some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
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Oct 25, 2015 17:27
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Zzulu posted:I only eat pure protein strains I butt chug only the purest of the pure protein strains.
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Oct 28, 2015 00:00
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I had some good squats today. I have some good squats every day.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:11
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Chinatown posted:Instead of going to the gym this evening I'm going out for mexican food. Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices. bench press your massive burrito before eating it get more done with less
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Nov 4, 2015 19:48
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put 300 pounds of burrito in your stomach to give your shoulders a break when squatting
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Nov 4, 2015 19:48
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I squatted today My squats are getting better
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Nov 15, 2015 03:19
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You know what my favorite part about squats are?
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Nov 16, 2015 12:06
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Everything
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Nov 16, 2015 12:06
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I like squats
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Nov 19, 2015 19:08
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I had some bad squats today. Didn't even get up to my max weight.
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Nov 22, 2015 02:00
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There's a dude who comes into my gym wearing one of those high altitude simulation masks. Lately he's been coming into the gym dressed like Bane.
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Dec 9, 2015 05:15
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notZaar posted:The legs are inarguably the most important meat on the body. And the most delicious too
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Dec 9, 2015 20:39
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Dec 10, 2015 15:15
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Party Alarm posted:Some dudes were deadlifting in shorts and left DNA on the bar. Dude wear sweatpants come on Really weird that some dudes jizz all over the bar but I don't kink shame
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Dec 15, 2015 02:31
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Despite consistently being the fattest most out of shape guy in the gym, I take comfort in the fact that my squats aren't as pathetic as the bro who does those awful half squats.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:44
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monny posted:tip: stop shoving food in your mouth you massive fatty 
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Jan 8, 2016 00:23
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notZaar posted:You should try eccentric pull ups, if your goal is working towards unassisted pullups. Can confirm eccentric pull ups loving own when you're a fatass bitch like me
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Jan 17, 2016 15:14
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I wish I could squat snow
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Jan 24, 2016 20:42
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notZaar posted:Are you saying that exercising your muscles is only for the sake of vanity? yes
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Jan 26, 2016 20:29
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GORDON posted:If you were at Planet Fitness you could sound the Lunk Alarm and have him kicked out for intimidation. does planet fitness even have barbells
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Jan 27, 2016 17:46
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Squatted 225 today I'm lifting like a big boy now mommy
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Jan 30, 2016 22:02
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Don Tacorleone posted:Hey guys lmao
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