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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Watch your feet, the boogeyman grabby hands racoon'll getcha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlr2UzSCZYU

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

cash crab posted:



Look at how beautiful my thumbs are already though

It's like he's being sworn in at raccoon court :3: "Do you swear to eat the trash, the rubbish, and nothing but refuse, so help you God?"

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Oh no, just when I felt safe on the third floor :ohdear:

no lie, if more raccoons came around I'd probably purposely leave the fatties food

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Devils are cool.

Insane.

Magnificent.

Bloody minded.

Bastards.

:allears:


Also, incurable viral face cancer is terrifying and needs all the research money we can throw at it. Hate to think of a world where something like that could affect people at similar rates.

It's like someone said "let's breed a wolverine with a koala and see what happens". I'll always have a soft spot for 'em though, they look like tiny black bears :3:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

goose willis posted:

All I See And Hear Is Garbage

All Day I Dream About Scraps

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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Guy Mann posted:

South American raccoons are called Crab-Eating Raccoons because they eat so much shellfish.





Huh, I figured crab raccoons would've been Chinese

:downsrim:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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goose willis posted:

Raccoon dogs are living proof that all forms of life converge upon the one true holy form

Even dogs want to become raccoon

Well yeah raccoons got the chubs and opposable thumbs, plus fat somersaults

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Saw it coming a mile away, still laughed :lol:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
How big was that raccoon? :stare:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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Cavenagh posted:

My kid told me I was to be a Rocking Raccoon for Halloween.



Two days before Halloween.


Then made me wear sunglasses because the eye make up was freaking him out.



It's now my favourite T Shirt.

You overcomplicated things I think

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Cross-post from the Thrift Store Finds thread

Push El Burrito posted:

Hi I found this at a thrift shop.



It's my new favorite shirt.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jiggly boi :jiggled:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Our favorite wiener slinging raccoon aficionado is back :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgNBgyziNrA

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
https://i.imgur.com/K1oT8bZ.mp4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8iLcaj45kc

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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MrYenko posted:

Half a turkey, a block of butter, and a warm, dry place to sleep?

That’s your pet raccoon now.

Yup. Just like a cat, once you let it in & feed it, it's yours now :lol:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Phy posted:

Breaking any of the ten raccommandments

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's half-rotten apple" is a real tough one for a lot of raccoons

"Remember to keep holy on trash day" can be tough too with all the bins being emptied

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Wish I'd had my camera last night, I saw a couple chonky bandits on my patio while I was smoking a little :420: outside (one actually kinda startled me so when I whipped my head to look he just froze & stared at me for a few seconds :lol: )

There were 2 on the patio & 1 by my AC unit kinda peeked his head out when they stopped, like "you guys coming or what"

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
They’re so goofy, I love it - especially when they do that startled T pose after getting spotted, like “if I stay still maybe they won’t see me”

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
May all be blessed with a giant bed & a chonky raccoon to play with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htINHp-wpVA

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvboCdQKEwA

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Why do raccoons always gotta look so dang fun

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffV5CCvUcZg

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
I feel bad for the poor guy but :lol: at that launch

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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German judge only gave it a nein

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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mobby_6kl posted:

Is fast food good for raccoons?

https://i.imgur.com/7VIZhvv.mp4

Probably better than the garbage they're usually eating imo.

Look how polite those banditos are :3:

Had to share this since I follow their page on FB because RACOON CANDY :woop:

https://www.pd.net/products/rebecca-the-first-raccoon-image-candy?fbclid=IwAR1nxqndHdNflStw1lm1mmPtgIMzsoUhezxaeKOBfK2vbEczs0x8PX-nwRw

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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mobby_6kl posted:

Sound on!

https://i.imgur.com/xhCdNDS.mp4

The white one definitely looks much less sinister.

Ugh.

Ok the fact they purr is just too drat much :kimchi:

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's funny how much the lack of markings alters the way I read their "expression."

Mask: bandito
No mask: catbear

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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First thing that came to mind :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkrbVQdXKfg&t=9s

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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I love how jiggly, yet agile, our raccoon brethren are

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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So it looks like some raccoons gotta work for the bandana & suit while others are born with it...how relatable lol

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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This showed up on my YT feed recently & tickled me just right :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgZau-jeArY

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2RmzYILS5c

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Oh, to be a raccoon uncle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Z7L4lbU9w

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi2IYAFyKHw

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