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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Someone put ToasterBeef's face on a milkcarton and find his rear end! Yes I know he got married and is no longer shackled to the internet let me dream

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

:allears: good god this just made my day

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My QB is also named Bort

Toaster Beef posted:

fyi, i miss you silly bastards and expect to be getting back into comic-making form sometime in the near future
:woop:

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Oh god I forgot about that one. If someone finds the progenitor of "Hup" please share it.

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

JPrime posted:

I thought "hup" came from Revis stealing every pass?
That is the progenitor that I am referencing. Poor Brodney Pool :(

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Jul 12, 2008

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RIP wheez, the crown of best poster in TFF would have been yours.

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Jul 12, 2008

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JT Jag posted:

Not to brag, but my Jaguars season ticket is like two rows away from Curtis'

Also we go to the same tailgate
I am pretty jealous.

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I just came in my pants.

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so
I am conflicted.

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Jul 12, 2008

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nrr posted:

the steelers one is amazing but febreeze, im afraid we're gonna have to let you go. your giants logo has all its fingers. don't get me wrong, its been a blast having you around and I know that this must be tough for you to grasp, but its been pointed out to me that if you end up getting stumped by this simple of a joke, then im afraid we just cannot justify hanging on to you. I want you to know that this wasn't my call and personally, I see this as a crippling loss but im afraid its out of my hands. if theres anything you ever need though, anytime - please - seriously, don't hesitate to pick up the phone and punch my number in and ill do my best to lend you a helping hand.
:perfect:

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bloody ghost titty posted:

RIP Nrr.

Last night, we got together, we drank tequila, and we mourned the life of "a gentle soul and a wild spirit" as a friend put it. If you, gentle reader of this thread, come across his stories, know that they all happened, and the photos prove it. We are a poorer bar tending community for having lost him.
gently caress me what the loving gently caress.

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Jul 12, 2008

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NC-17 posted:

When you think about it that is some grade-a alpha man psycho bullshit to say.
jimharbaugh.txt

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Jul 12, 2008

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old dog child posted:

This needs to be here
I loving love magicpants, holy poo poo.

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Febreeze are you ever going to do more Florida Man strips? Because those were good and I just saw some snippet about a Florida government official making a sacrifice to Sol Invictus then drinking the sacrificed goat's blood. I will be honest when I say that I would love to see your take on that.

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Jul 12, 2008

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Febreeze posted:

I got paid to do those by some site. Seems like people loved them and they resurface once in a while, but I don't really have the time. I should try it with funny football tweets.
Oh shoot thats right. welp. Glad you are busy with other stuff and I hope that it is all paying you well.

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Febreeze posted:

This is basketball and not football, but I did another logo set, this time Halloween NBA logos

http://uproxx.com/dimemag/2015/10/halloween-nba-logos/
Detroit Pentagrams :golfclap:

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I saw this gem of Tannehill last night on my facebook feed:
http://i.imgur.com/piQbUVe.webm

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Chilichimp posted:

What I've learned is, find a sandwich shop that is managed well and keep loving eating there, regardless of the name on the sign.
Either this,

That Works posted:

I just.... make my own sandwiches.
or this.

My girlfriend asked me where I bought the bigass sandwich we shared for dinner the other night, and I gave her this "bought?!?" look. Its amazing what you can do if you make something yourself and put even a little effort in :downs:

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Food chat sure does not look like art.

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My QB is also named Bort

Joey Freshwater posted:

I dunno man those chili cheese dogs were a work of art as far as i'm concerned
To be fair, chili dogs probably make fart.


Chichevache posted:

Who are you to decide that, maaaaam :ironicat:
Because there are no pictures :downs:

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Jul 12, 2008

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Chichevache posted:

"The Old Man and the Sea and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds not art", says philistine Bort Bortles.
Okay now I am lost, much like this thread.

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JT Jag posted:

Two comics? Pssh, try being in three comics.

Being a fan of a team without many other posters has its benefits sometimes
:c00l::respek::razz:

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Hello my cool and good friends, I hope you are ready for your weekly dose of misery

BBP on FART posted:

she’s a big slutty rooster and any cock’ll do
:vince:

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Jul 12, 2008

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bolobear going to cream the lack of a Jaguars bear next week.

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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If we're still doing "Players your team don't deserve":

QB Derek Carr
WR Amari Cooper
WR Michael Crabtree
K Seabass Janikowski
FS Charles Woodson


The Raiders have a lot of good players they totally do not deserve, especially given how garbage they've been for the past decade.
What does this mean about Kalil Mack?



For shame, no link to An Unfortunate End!

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

How has Baseketball not been mentioned?!?

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Pops Mgee posted:

I don't know if this counts as a fart, but I just finished this because I am one of those weirdos that wears elaborate obnoxious stuff to games.




Still has a few paint smudges I have to fix but its pretty much done.
I want to do one of these painted like a Jaguars helmet. Because I like committing crimes against nature.

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Am I missing the Cowboys Trump logo?

I thought the Cowboys logo was the Giants logo. I'm an idiot.

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Two different people in my facebook feed shared it. Thats nuts.
It has been shared on my FB a bunch, too.

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Jul 12, 2008

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Hey Febreeze you (uproxx) got a shout out in an article on NFL.com:
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000604118/article/end-around-whats-the-end-game-for-jerseyswapper
(scroll to the bottom)

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Jul 12, 2008

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No Safe Word posted:

Was wine/booze chat already on TFF Bingo? I forget
Pretty sure booze chat is on TFF bingo, yeah.

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Jul 12, 2008

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Chilichimp posted:

You really need to just ask for the nod to be reversed so it's just a permanod.
Yep, do this. Permanodding is great, especially since he will look like he is nodding approvingly at your posts.

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Jul 12, 2008

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WHOOPS posted:

They upped the size limit right? I did this (84k). The camera zoom makes it hard to loop do a clean loop.


I'm no gif maker but cant you reverse the frames so it would be zooming in for a few nods then zoom back out then back in?

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Jul 12, 2008

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Dubious posted:

Febreeze you are a god amongst FARTs, those cards :allears:
A shart amongst farts?

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Suspect Bucket posted:

Psst. Jimmy T. We got a D.Cooord opening here in Jax. I bet Gabbert told y'all how nice it is here. Drive that van on over here.
No thanks. I hope Gus can lure someone good or at least decent, considering he only has one year on his contract and the team only got 5 win this year...

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Jul 12, 2008

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Kalli posted:

I'm pretty sure he updated it every single game because of course that guy would.

But let's welcome a new challenger:


The Jaguars have as many postseason wins as the Bengals :psyduck:

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

IcePhoenix posted:

I really want jared to get his ring but I can't not root for Fitz and Palmer
This. I would be all for Carolina if they still had Steve Smith tho.

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Metapod posted:

Yes Larry blew it not the lovely defense
Not some clown that got in his way when he was trying to chase down James Harrison who was streaking for the endzone after nabbing an INT right before the half.

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I get the Bledseo reference but not the reference in this instance. Can someone help me out?

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Jul 12, 2008

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Yeah I thought it was Edelman too, makes sense if it is Bledsoe chasing Brady down.

Intruder posted:

The new one also lacks the charm of the ball popping out at the end
Brady doesnt fumble as much as Bledsoe? Dunno.

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