FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Chichevache posted:

I'm cheering for Ben to have an 8 td game and set the record thursday.

Wait, you're cheering for the Steelers? And not for a meteor to hit Gillette Stadium? For shame.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 19:01

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Ross Angeles posted:

Are you ever not drunk nrr

He's a bartender in Philly, and if "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" has taught me anything...

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 20:53

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

nrr is the best poster in TFF with second place tied between BBP and Fancy rear end Ho (I think that's the FYAD Bills poster anyway)

Yeah, that's Fancy, but he doesn't really hang around here much anymore.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I don't follow the Bills much, saw Rex Ryan got hired and said "yep, that's a lot of 6-10 in our future"

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 21:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

swickles posted:

Is that a thing?

Only if you wind up robbing a liquor store or something...

...since this is BBP we're talking about, I'm assuming that's what actually happened.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 06:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

You're going to be sorely disappointed then

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 04:44

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Probably Magic posted:

You look at me and think, "That guy is never going to get to play in an actual NBA game?"

Greg Oden?

(I know he played in some games, but as someone who lives in the Portland area, I feel the need to slander him at every opportunity despite not giving a poo poo about basketball)

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 07:56

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Curtis Dvorak

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 16:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh yeah, this game has reminded me:

WHERE THE gently caress ARE OUR FIVEHEADS?!?!?

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 01:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Wouldn't it make more sense for Gregg Williams to say that though?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 19:32

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

old dog child posted:

This needs to be here

So Magicpants was Norv Turner, wasn't he?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 20:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

PantsFreeZone posted:

EDIT: Can I get a clear picture of the Dolphins logo behind Ross? Is that Cthulu coming out of the orange sun?

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 17:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Why did they use a normal picture of him? :confused:

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 17:40

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze is the reason I'm not going to get any sleep tonight

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/ryan-mallett-gets-cut/

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 08:25

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

go rapids bitch

The only place they went this year was bottom of the table. :smug:

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 17:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Silly Burrito posted:

Which NFL player looks like the tastiest sandwich?

That is a terrible version of gently caress, Marry, Kill.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 03:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

If I can make it into a comic, so can you.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 19:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Athanatos posted:

So who's buying his new av?

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 22:53

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Wow, actual attribution. I think that's a first on the internet.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 19:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Frank Clark

...oh, I thought we were doing shitheads we want off of our awesome team, not the other way around

(Seriously though, send him to Dallas, he and Hardy should get along fabulously)

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 05:33

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Are you saying that because of what you have to put up with on Black Friday or because of 3-8?

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 09:39

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Thank you all for your patience. I love every single one of you, even you Chich

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/11/29/2fart2furious-week-12-preview-happy-thanksgiving-yall/

Also, not sure how much you care about spelling, but "Send me out to see..."

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 18:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

If the hat don't fit you must acquit.

I guess that explains this:

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 01:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

Week 14 predictions

go Bills

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/nfl-week-13-recap-week-14-predictions/

Cards vs. Vikings bit posted:

Just take it like a man and move on.

- Adrian Peterson

Giants vs. Dolphins posted:

If the Giants win, I will draw Eli Manning enjoying the beach.

You already drew that. What a cop-out :colbert:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Dec 10, 2015

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 01:33

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

MechaFrogzilla posted:

I followed Yedlin over and think Harry Kane and Dele Alli are cool and good.

I'm one of 3 people in this thread who will get that joke and even I kind of want to hit you right now.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 12:48

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Spoeank posted:

What's an album

It's a bunch of MP3s with the same artwork attached to them.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 05:01

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

JT Jag posted:

Fun fact, the Quad City DJs, like all the greatest bands in history, are from Jacksonville

Way to out yourself as a Limp Bizkit fan.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 00:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

Week 14 cartoons are bad for bears
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/nfl-cartoons-for-week-14/

quote:

If the Giants win, I will draw Eli licking a rocket pop saying �Pobody�s nerfect!�

FTFY

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 18:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I skipped Papa Roach and went straight to the Mercyful Fate and Venom

I keep trying to come up with some sort of path wherein one would have to skip past 00's nu-metal to get to 80's heavy metal but keep coming up something resembling an Escher painting.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 22:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Mine too.

Febreeze is really selling out now.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 19:32

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Remember us little people when you're sitting in that ivory tower, OK?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 20:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

Rovell just tweeted it. I don't know how to feel about that. Actually I do. I feel dirty.

Now you just need to be RT'd by Bayless and Cowherd and you can feel forever unclean.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 21:58

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Not bad. Bonus points for not predicting a Super Bowl win...but when did you turn into a white guy?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 19:28

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That would make Tebow Jesus and the Steelers Romans, right?

Seems legit.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 22:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I also don't trust anyone who won't drink straight gin

I prefer to use Pine Sol for cleaning :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 20:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

SirPhoebos posted:

Every time these insufferable asshats resurface, I just think of Larry Czonka being murdered by black-hooded Canadian cultists and my blood pressure returns to normal.

...I think I know what I'm watching this afternoon.

ROWSDOWER!

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 20:05