Sham bam bamina! posted:

loquacius posted:

From what I can tell, Lowtax got really mad at him for posting in a thread whose title and OP both consisted of the word "friend of the family" instead of instantly gassing thread banning OP, and making said post an image with no text when this was something he had previously probated people for. Lowtax gave him a 3-day probie in response to that, and instead of shooting him a PM or email to ask why, El Spider decided to express his confusion and sense of betrayal through the medium of the leper's colony which is a very weird and very public forum for something that could have been handled privately.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

This was after he tried to ban Applewhite for making a funny post. So a dumb but amusing STDH post by one of the few good posters is bannable, but a thread called "friend of the family" is something to keep posting in.

Karate Bastard posted:

e: ^^^^^^ here ya go buddy


Small but great part totally misrepresenting an even great story. Clickity.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

Transition lenses?

What do they even argue about with those?

Thin Privilege posted:

Was looking through old bookmarks, found this thing that kept me crying with laughter for a good 2 weeks, especially after someone suggested to read it in Skwisgaar Skwigelf's voice.

needs archives:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3405371#post390560591

trapped mouse posted:

no but remember that one time someone posted their own quote to the quote thread? it was a few threads back, it owned

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

These posts are old. Deal with it.

Context: What other games could James Bond play with his villain, other than texas-hold-'em or baccarat?

RandomFerret posted:

The sooner you realise that commonwealth countries only exist to buy things from America, the better off you'll be.

Just look at Canada, they haven't produced any of their own culture in decades and they're happy as clams.

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

I laughed.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Pound_Coin posted:

The .gif is pretty bad

Volume posted:

*ironicly*

If the Carolina Panthers win Super Bowl 50 I will change my name to 'Smelly Ballsack Guy'

Mans posted:

reading old gbs threads is gonna be hilarious if cuck got filtered.

LORD OF BUTT posted:

I don't know if this has been posted already but holy gently caress

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Oh I think A WET BUTT makes some funny posts sometimes (I have a degree in idiocy from bullshit college 2010 also i fart a lot) but id prefer if he made less funny posts so i could smoke my incredibly dry pipe more and look down at these forums wink butt fart oceans of urine

Roro posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763504
Knock yourself out!

cock hero flux posted:

there is currently nothing indicating that it is not real

freeedr posted:

I've removed foreign objects from urethras on more than one occasion. I can tell you that even the things that are designed to go into a urethra for sexual purposes are still unsafe to put into a urethra. Also, if something gets stuck, please don't let your embarrassment cause you to wait to get medical help. The infections can be terrible.

The first time I removed a device I had never heard of such things. It took a lot of force to get it out and then a stream of pus came after it. Like ripping a door handle off of a room filled with cottage cheese and pee

Welp that's my story that isn't a quote hope you liked it au revoir

Choco1980 posted:

Well, there are safer ways to do sounding as I understand it (make sure objects are smooth and not pointy, use lube, etc) but the whole idea makes me wince in pain. The real horror came when the OP realized her brother was actually into inflation porn, and was very likely pumping air up his urethra, which is not at all safe.

Kit Walker posted:

There are like a handful of drugs that are cool to do at least occasionally and about a million others that are either knock-offs or loving terrible for you

Picnic Princess posted:

My doctor had to use stitches on an injury once because whatever glue he was trying to use wouldn't hold it together, it was too messed up. That was fun.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

You're stronger than you think you are.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Palpek owns.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

(paraphrased from )
Internationally Esteemed Citizen Journalist: Explain how I'm wrong.
Forums Weirdo: Some guy already has, in extensive detail; here's a link.

Palpek posted:

Lol that's nice

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

it's on page 3, posted by kenny loggins

Machai posted:

Debate about colonialism in the board games thread

Wedemeyer posted:

Whaddup. I have more

The MSJ posted:

Sham bam bamina! posted:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

funny posts!? about kangaroos!?

user loses posting privileges for three days

PBS Newshour posted:

the only adult activities and interests are drinking and having sex

PBS Newshour posted:

How did that thread became 166 pages long when I wasn't looking, jesus christ

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Couldn't find them on this site but found some on another one:

many johnnys posted:

I have no idea who mr bibs is

Acne Rain posted:

Some idiot. Basically he will come up with a talking point that usually involves misinterpreting a movie or telling other people who disagree with him what THEY think, and then will keep saying it no matter how many words are written countering him.

EX: Everyone who did not like the star wars prequels was just mad because it as not what they grew up with. If you tell him otherwise, he will just repeat himself and tell you what he thinks you think again.

So basically he is too dumb to: Understand movies, understand your posts, eat a hot dog without choking.

Tiggum posted:

It's in a text file in the game directory. You're one of a group of space marines sent to a research facility on one of the moons Mars that's been out of contact. You disobeyed orders or something and got left behind with just a pistol while the others went inside. Turns out demons have come through the teleporters the base has been researching, all the other marines die and it's up to you to kill all the demons and prevent the invasion.

Nuebot posted:

My cousin is so fat she didn't know she was pregnant. Twice. First time she miscarried because her body is smarter than her brain apparently, second time she literally did not know she was pregnant until like, a week before she gave birth. She later tried to kill her own baby and for two years did not refer to the kid by name. I've got nothing, just that people are hosed up.

Chitin posted:

I can't believe I'm the first to post this very long, incredibly well-researched post about elf cocks.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Hogge Wild posted: