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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Gaybee posted:

I.. ughhh.. what? :psyduck:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couvade_syndrome

Some beta poo poo right there. Smoke and drink in front of your wife like a man.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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That bitch fat as hell

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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sticklefifer posted:

Yeah, hair metal was always full of talented guitarists who somehow got sucked into the most embarrassing bands.

Jim Gillette on the other hand is a huge piece of poo poo.

Y Kant Tori Read

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Why does the fox have blue old-lady hair?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hey at least she's fit.

The face is god's handiwork, can't do much about that.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Yes, clearly the onus is on us, the non-plushie squares who don't have sexual fantasies about little girls.

I have been put in my place, sir

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bleughmacaroni posted:

I can tell what everything else is in the pic but what are those orange balls?

Tangerines?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

Something about a bunch of people agreeing to do portraits with the dildo machines they're trying to patent, I think.

Someone in yospos made the smiley mustache guy from the second image into a pretty funny avatar

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bast Relief posted:

Is there a name for a disorder that is often linked with that Kevin Havens trapezoid mouth?

I feel like a lot of people who express some kind of awkwardness have that exact mouth shape.

He's on the spectrum, iirc

Probably has nothing to do with his mouth though

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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:negative:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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goose fleet posted:

Why would you do this to yourself

Alcohol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bunt

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

Lol that guy is almost aware but then takes the wrong path at the end. Adult men are the default human beings. It's the aberrations from default that get special mention. Wouldn't it be nice if women were no longer equal but separate that it no longer gets mentioned? Of course. But that's not what this guy is saying.

And complaining that the deaths of children is considered more tragic by society is really hosed up.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Decrepus posted:

I'm the adult who has never used a can opener.

This.

I wanted to see the vagina cramming but got insanely bored and closed the window.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Knormal posted:

Either those are really low ceilings or that thing is like eight feet tall.

Hopefully it's a person in a basement wearing that poo poo.

Of their own free will :ohdear:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Postal Parcel posted:

So possibly a Japanese person too then?

I don't see any evidence of corn

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Male Tears posted:

Thought transitions lenses were goofy? Check out NoScope(tm) brand gaming glasses: https://www.noscopeglasses.com/Bronze It's a goldmine.



This is the guy who leaves that film on all his devices, the Intel stickers on his lappy and once tried to talk a guy down on a used car because he hadn't kept the mpg info taped to the passenger window.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Leavemywife posted:

Why did I marathon this thread

:barf:

Self loathing?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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grittyreboot posted:

Why would someone be proud to be Hufflepuff?

Marihuana addiction.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Admitting you have Munchausens is a really good strategy for getting doctors to take you seriously.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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The Girl Who Cried Fibromyalgia

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hihohe posted:

are there horror stories where that synthol or whatever just like bursts through the skin because it expanded or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvjQAK5Jy-Q

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Non Serviam posted:

I stand corrected then. I didn't know about new Jersey slang.
He's just boring.

His star war obsession is boring but it's not appropriating someone else's culture(tm)

Nitpicking at a movie almost as old as he is is really dull but he's half in the bag from marihuana.

He had some good podcasts back in the day. Good man for an interview but alas

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OhnQEP2Hl4

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Nov 7, 2009

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LawfulWaffle posted:

The ABCs of SNL was a nice idea, where Kevin Smith would interview Jon Lovitz about his experience behind the scenes of SNL. It only had three episodes, though, and then there was a big falling out between Smith and Lovitz so Smith took his Smodcast network to another theater. I used to listen to a lot of his podcasts since my wife was a big fan of his movies and the podcasts, but he's really degraded in quality. I think marijuana is great to enjoy but I know that I'm not a great creative or super interesting when I'm stoned, and now Smith's gone whole hog on the pot train and he's not sober enough to realize that his ideas just aren't that great (see Tusk or the upcoming Yoga Hosers). Everyone of his podcasts seems like a trip down memory lane, and the one with the "learn something" angle (Edumacation) features Smith learning and re-learning the same facts over and over because he can't keep a memory locked down in his purple hazed brain. His big thing for a while was his Q&A sessions, but it's gotten to the point where he takes one question and turns it into an hour long yarn that doesn't include any new information if you're a big enough fan to see Kevin Smith live.

He talks about his personal life a lot, too. His daily routine, as he tells it, is to wake up, get high, read emails, "work" or watch porn, then eat a Thanksgiving meal for dinner. He's got a daughter, Harley Quinn, and the idea of growing up in a mansion where your increasingly addled father sits in his study with the smell of pot permeating the house and the maid makes snacks and sends them up the dumbwaiter for him boggles my mind. Maybe it's just a symptom of being comfortably wealthy mixed with sharing too much information, but the thought of that house and how Kevin talks about his wife (which mainly focuses on the topic of analigus) makes me grossed out.

There, now you know too much about Kevin Smith.

I haven't kept up but the topic of his wife's rear end in a top hat is a recurring theme. He used to advertise for fleshlights by saying they were tighter than his wife's butt.

Very off putting. And that he had her making out with Dante on the set of Clerks 2 for a long rear end time.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I feel like they need to be holding guns.

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Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

I finally saw a hoverboard in real life. And it look loving stupid.

The thing was, it was indoors at a very small university that's only 3 stories and never take more than 10 minutes to walk across. And she couldn't go anywhere fast because it was busy and the halls were packed. So she kept having to stop. Then she took the elevator. I know some disabled people or people with carts etc who get really annoyed when able-bodied people take up the one single elevator in the school. It's an unwritten taboo and you don't do it unless you physically cannot take the stairs at all. Using some dumb fad gizmo doesn't count. It just makes you a horrible lazy rear end in a top hat.

I saw a guy riding one on the same path I use to go to the grocery store.

I was walking, he was rolling along and we were both polite to each other

welp, that's my story, it doesn't really detract from yours I guess


More of a pointless anecdote, really

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Male Tears posted:

Gift from my GBS Secret Santa. When I showed my friends, they asked if it was from the Reddit Secret Santa. I don't blame them. Maybe I'll do the GWS Secret Santa instead next year.



Last year's YOSmas went pretty well. Haven't kept up with this year's.

But that book looks dope. Any testes getting wrecked by old school high heels perchance?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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T-man posted:

A++ User name/Post Combo. No matter how bad GBS it's probably just that.

Right? :ohdear:

Sending gag gifts for SASS is verboten

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Or just close the thread.

Ye gods

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Skippy McPants posted:

That text probably merits being hidden behind a link with a NSFW tag.

NMS

No one's gonna look over your shoulder and read that gibberish but it's pretty unpleasant stuff all the same.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Toronto. She's in Toronto :( Even Canadians can't stand her despite having an entire part of the city painted in rainbows it's so gay.

From what I've read itt, it's not the "gayness" that is the issue. But I don't know her so I can not comment.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bringmyfishback posted:

Yes, and it was awesome.

They gassed the old quote thread and once in a while I see something funny like the "singles in your area" one and scan through pyf but can never find it.

Link?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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27 seconds

Good grief those poor women with faces like that.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Fatkraken posted:

I wonder if that's some kind of hormonal thing, like man boobs. Fat is a pretty potent endocrine organ, having too much of it it plays havoc with all kinds of body functions from blood sugar regulation to androgen production

Muscle leads to testosterone production and that leads to war.

*drops mic fatly*

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Cosima posted:

What? Is this an actual thing Fox news does??

Yes. They're also notorious for "accidentally" putting (D) in for (R) politicians involved in scandals.

Fair and balanced.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

Pizza for girls is bacon for nerds. Nothing more than that. Don't overthink it.

It was our obsession but then female poseurs like Tina Fey started coopting our nerd diet!

Pizzaface!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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C.P.A.N. posted:

forums.somethingawful.com: gently caress off with your pedo toon discussion no one gives a gently caress

Miyazaki movies get a pass as long as you aren't somehow getting aroused

If so, please, please kill you are self

Those movies are so adorable but again, if you become sexually aroused, do yourself a favor and look deep in your heart and realize you'll have a better time in hell than what you're apparently aiming for

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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No doubt she doesn't bathe either because "cats hate water"

Lots of cats love playing with/in water one way or another. :colbert:

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Nov 7, 2009

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Midnight Voyager posted:

Never do that again.

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