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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's a hard, hard, almost thirty.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Liberals vs realists now? Lol.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That poor monkey got synthol on its head.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


He's completely bald right?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Asia Carrea did this years ago.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


syscall girl posted:

Why does the fox have blue old-lady hair?

You've never heard of a silver fox?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I wouldn't want it touching my scones.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Underwear posted:

Eh, they look weird but are still wearing and apron and using tongs, who cares?

Wrong scones.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Thanks for the quick summary.

Now I'm kinda confused by a certain goons usernames.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Some people just shouldnt smile.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Just stop.

Take my money.

Now.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bismuth posted:

I find this person AUG in both appearance and mannerisms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?grav3yardgirl?videos

preview:


That's uh.... a very large mouth for sure.

Your link is dead btw.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's the person enabling this behavior that's truly terrible.

"Yeah my daughter is so fat she wallows in her own poo poo but it's what she truly wants" as she comes back from the store with a 24 piece breast and thigh meals with the add on bunt cake, 2liter of cola and 4 sides of taters.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


NotAnArtist posted:

This is the sentence that condemns humanity when the aliens decide our worth

We will be considered a future source of energy like the whales of the past.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


spite house posted:

Found a picture of one of the aspiring Seattleites. I believe this is Tzuriel.



About what I expected.

Is that a moldy piece of poop?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I'm going to endorse this as a way to clearly avoid people I never want to talk to.

Also I ran across this on the Puget Sound, WA.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nutsngum posted:

Considering none of those women look above 30 Ill go out on a limb and say its at least a LIE.

Plenty of women have teenage daughters before 30.

Not going to say I know from personal experience but if you can get women from third world countries to poo poo-fist themselves for nickels on webcam than I'm sure it couldn't be that expensive to get a few chicas to poo poo for the camera.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

So if you walk in there you're put on a police watchlist or something, right?

Didn't risk it. I really wanted to buy my work partner the worst body pillow I could find for a gag Christmas gift.

Yup Silverdale.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I was digging the boots till I noticed the heel.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Je suis fatigue posted:

I thought it was gonna be a gross story about tonsil stones but nope way worse.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


"She"? Lol

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Drain babies are not actual babies.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


88h88 posted:

It's finely crafted but still...



It's pretty sad when your neckbeard is the most OK looking part of your face.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


goose fleet posted:

This belongs in a museum

Fairly sure I already saw this at the MOMA.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It must be love. What a horribly physically mismatched pair.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Deified Data posted:

Which one's the AUG?

Can't imagine getting so butthurt over something you have to write more than a sentence or two in response.

Both?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Poster boy for very late term abortion.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Russian thread is in GBS.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That prep time is all hosed up. Five minutes pfffft? Takes me that long just to browse pornhub for inspiration.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What's NWS about raccoon themed lawn darts?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's some boring stuff. Some of the comments are funny.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DrBouvenstein posted:

Either that, or they become so repressed and sheltered that they marry their first boyfriend at 18/19 (that they started dating at 15, but only ever held hands but one time they sneaked a kiss at the church Christmas Social,) get knocked up immediately, and continue to basically do nothing but spit out kids and cook horrible meals that are just three different canned/boxed foods mixed together and call it a "hot dish" because that's all they've been taught women are good for.

So I guess mission accomplished from the dad's point of view?

:smith:

Dads point of view is probably along the lines of replacing mom sooner that later.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


She leads a ruff life ok? Dobie so hard on her.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:

Filed under: poo poo I hope is STDH



e: besides the fedora, this is exactly like a guy I used to work with. He used to wear those shoes with individual toes and after I quit, he started asking me out on a regular basis. He was married. AWESOME~

Wait you are a female raccoon or a boy raccoon and he was just trying for the down low or was he in an open-trashcan relationship. I cant keep track of these things.

One thing is for certain. Individual toe shoes are awful.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wait denim went out of fashion?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Weldon Pemberton posted:

Because they're a horrible person and the more they alienate themselves from others, the better.


Relax, jeans are fine. I meant this bullshit:



Which has been getting pushed hard for a couple of years.

Oh crap... I wear my 20 year old denim wrangler jacket with newer jeans from time to time...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


He doesn't have to work because he's plundering his grandmas estate, he's got super low standards for actually getting layed but he keep reaching for the stars.
While a lovely horrible person in his own mind he's probably happy.

Also we got proof he has a normal sized dick so at least he doesn't have that against him.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If only he would turn out to be a brony or furry too.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Someone's gonna tip him off and he's going to come back...

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah why wouldn't you gag the boy too?

Not something I thought I would ever really type out.

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