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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

RFC2324 posted:

Stephen Black actually. The show was jonathan strange and mr norrell if you want to check it out.

Doesn't he become the fairy king by the end anyways?

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

genetic_knockout posted:

Yeah. I follow him on Twitter, and he pretty much posts anti-Trump stuff 24/7. I personally think that at least some of that is him channeling his grief over his wife's passing into this kinda stuff.

That's a good theory, except this election broke Rebecca Solnit's brain too.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Internet Porn isn't free. You pay with something much more valuable than any world currency in existence: your Sacred Seminal Fluid.

Just think about it. Why is all the porn free? the porn stars/entertainment industry donot need your money to become rich,powerful and dominate the mind of billions of men. They only need you to spill your life-force while thinking or fantasizing about them..That is more than enough for them to gain power over you and control your mind and destiny (romantic, financial--usually crappy).

Brothers, Is it a co-incidence that relative power of women over men has grown by leaps and bounds with the proliferation of pornography? They are kicking men's butt in every sphere of human excellence. Why? There is a subtle metaphysical causal link

Whenever a man ejaculates without actually seducing, sleeping with a woman, he tilts the energy balance of the world against his favour and against the favour of all men ever so slightly..the balance of energy and power then tilts in the favour of women he would like to pursue and in the favour of whole womankind ever so slightly

Men of other centuries and pre WW2 didnot use to ejaculate in vaccuum. If they had to bust a nut, they would either marry, seduce multiple mistresses or earn enough money to pay for the services (the third one is something I donot approve of)..see even they knew that money lost is nothing compared to semen lost in a vaccuum

This is the Eternal Energy Law of the Universe: Women have to be seduced and slayed for the semen lost from men. Else Energy and Power disbalance will set in the Universe

Semen retained is for Productivity/Money. Semen spilled is for Seduction/Slaying

Just remember the women on the screen for whom you spill gallons and gallons of cum won't give two hoots about you if they happen to find you scavenging for food as a bankrupt,homeless person after having been depleted of all your precious sexual energy and fluid. You Still want to be with Her?

Semen is the most valuable thing in the whole of material existence! Remember Ancient texts said that Semen is the vital essence of life. Semen is all power. Semen is all money.Semen is God. Semen is God in motion. Semen is dynamic Will. Semen is Self-Belief. Semen is God's aura.Semen is the seed or virility in men.Semen is the essence of life, thought, intelligence and consciousness. Therefore, preserve this vital fluid very, very carefully, my dear brothers!

The Ancient texts also declare that a man preserving or retaining (tantric) his semen doesnot need to be religious or spiritual. He has immense life force with him to see through any challenge of life. He doesnot need to undergo special spritual practices, meditations or need to pray to placate the Gods.

PS: Don't always ask for Scientific research and studies. Do you live every second of your life based on the observations of the latest scientific research and studies? or do you take life decisions based on deep contemplation and intuition?

I have a girlfriend and jerk off, it's possible to do both

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Facebook is the facebook of sex

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Ularg posted:

Talking about No Man's Sky still, because Fun is apparently destroying the gaming industry.



I just love that name "ISpeakMyPointOfView" like he knows he's full of poo poo.

Then what else is he looking for in a game? Is this a tacit admission they don't like No Man's Sky because it's too fun then?

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


I'd play Cyrano in a heartbeat

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

stimulated emission posted:

Chocolate Muslim.

I hate how as we get into the holidays, candy shops have already started putting out 5 pound chocolate muslims. Who are they even for?? It's way too much.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/806620424796860418

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

It's strange that Hillary killed a bunch of people for not liking her but hasn't killed the guy that won presidency from her and directly threatened to imprison her. Has anyone every addressed this fact?

Yeah also kind of weird that their vast vote-scamming machine really seemed to gently caress up during this election. And that her all-powerful cabal of "(((globalists)))" couldn't stop her emails from getting released, or cover their tracks in any way, or do much of anything, really



Kinda makes you think

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Polaron posted:

If you read more of his posts it becomes obvious that his fixation is on the women (and particularly Cassandra) not having long hair and thus not being "feminine". I don't think he really cares about gay/lesbian stuff as much as you would expect.

A few pages back, but I married the bald orc blacksmith woman in Skyrim.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/813077710922653696

Thanks, guys.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Ularg posted:

I read SA, is that reading?

*I lovingly close and re-shelve Shitposts, Volume 2016 in my vast library*

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Laserjet 4P posted:

One volume, huh? So you got the Cliff's Notes version?

I lovingly pull up in my library forklift.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

chitoryu12 posted:

He's definitely going to need some work to get back to being an action star, as opposed to a comedy dad.



The lost McElroy brother

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

snergle posted:

as a dude with a beard i find the top part funny because its true.

It is, but do you also have a stringy ginger chinstrap too?

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

BobbyK posted:

What is the radical lefts meme of choice?

Nazis getting punched in the face

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Aug 27, 2007

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https://twitter.com/ceejoyner/status/822859129035325441

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

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For what it's worth, a transcript of Milo's speech was released and he was going to publicly name (and show the pictures of) students in the audience who aren't legal immigrants. And then encourage people to rat on them.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

SwitchbladeKult posted:

Well, in that case this image out of context is going to be amazing/horrifying:



"I'll have one large beef pepperoni pie, extra ZOG, extra brimstone, light on the skulls. Oh, and can you throw in a giant hotdog too? Hail satan"

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


What a lovely transhumanist, I thought the whole point was that technology was gonna get rid of our garbage bodies anyways

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Valentine's Day ought to have this thread a-hopping.

A friend of mine was tagged in a photo of a few women in a picture frame, with the caption "However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship." Aww, okay. And all the replies are basically the women telling each other Happy Valentine's Day, I love you too, etc., which is fine and sweet and good.

Then some dude posts a photo of a monitor with one of his own status updates as a comment:



Kind of hoping this is just a reference to yesterday's MBMBaM

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

EmmyOk posted:

One of my undergrands recently told me that his friend believed the moon was escaping

It's locked in here with us.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

china bot posted:

both of these popped up unironically in a Facebook argument about gay Beauty and the Beast



please point out the fact that the main romance in the movie is technically beastiality, but they seem to be fine with that

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

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From a public Vice article about an underground dark matter detector



"Stop despoiling the earth with holes!"

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

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Posted by some hippy bullshit guy on my facebook feed:



All in all, I would say no, the human mind doesn't transcend linear causality and that this is just word salad

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Aug 27, 2007

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Aug 27, 2007

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Your guess is as good as mine

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

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new friend from school posted:

Yeah, he usually shits all over poor people, but here he is trolling the privileged. Still gotta hate him

People are just messaging him for internships now (he joined all of the Ivy meme pages at the same time to shitpost in)

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

poly and open-minded posted:

poo poo, I like Shkreli a little now

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

crime fighting hog posted:

Surely his cornering on the Magic: the Gathering market was going to generate him fabulous wealth?

Wu-Tang backed securities

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Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/ursusocculta/status/852833209159045121

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Aug 27, 2007

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