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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
It's been a while. It's the Idiots on Social Media thread! Previously the Idiots on Facebook thread, it's been expanded to include sites like Twitter and any other social media hubs.

Social media? Does Tumblr count as social media?

Yes and no. Tumblr has been posted here with little issue in the past, but this is not the Tumblr mock thread. Those threads end up crashing and burning, because criticizing social justice and leftism leads to arguments about said issues, which is better left for D&D. Before you post something from Tumblr, remind yourself that this is not the thread for a debate, and then consider whether or not you should post it. Usually the answer is no.

RULES FOR THE THREAD OKAY

1. Censor people's names. This hasn't been much of an issue in the past, but if you post something that really pisses someone off, they might try to find that person online and berate them in some fashion. If it's a public page, no censorship needed.
2. Don't touch the poop. This mostly involves other people's timelines, but also your own. There's no need to distance yourselves from acquaintances and relatives over an internet forum.
3. Don't derail.
4. Seriously, don't derail. This thread is filled with ridiculous dumb images and people, you don't need to play devils advocate. For example, someone might post a comic about veganism, implying that people who drink milk are worse than Hitler. Goofus responds "I don't know why this thread is suddenly for animal cruelty." Gallant responds "I'm a vegan, and that's dumb as poo poo." Don't be Goofus.

People keep posting Facebook screencaps with puns instead of actual names, what is that about?

That would be Social Fixer. It's a faster way to cover up identities before mocking people. I prefer to use MS Paint, but to each his own.

Now, for content.



I found an actual "lyke dis if u cry evrtyme" in the wild. I didn't even think people shared them anymore.



Remember, if you say every single sign is really good at the sex, people who are that sign will be more likely to share it! Seriously, did they think people wouldn't read all the other ones?



Hm.



Trump doesn't say enough dumb poo poo? We have to start making up stuff now? Like Latins would be going to the polls for him in droves regardless.



:stare: Uhh...okay buddy. I'm not a fan of Netanyahu, but saying poo poo like "Hitler: 0 Jews: 7" sounds right out of a holocaust denier's playbook.

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Rondette posted:



At least pick a more somber picture to use in tribute man.

On that note:



That was his profile picture before the attack, but goddamn, maybe not the best one to show compassion to the victims with.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


MINIMUM wage, people. The wage increase isn't just for the burger flippers. Feel free to get offended anyway. Also, protip: most firefighters make more than $11 an hour.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Postal Parcel posted:



Note: not an IoSM



:yaycloud:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


It's true, the idea that the future could possibly be worse than the past is exclusively a 21st century idea.

Also, what is that supposed to be? Nuclear wasteland? Because that specific fear has been going on since the cold war.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Miranda posted:

I've never actually put someone on ignore before but I'm gonna do it with him because he's honestly irritating the poo poo out of me.

Hah, weird, I literally did the exact same thing. I used to be able to just scroll past them when he would do a couple every few pages, but he's really filling up the thread now.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


Everyone carrying a gun in that image would be shot if they brought out their gun because they're black. :haw:



Brown is blue's sister. I'm sorry that she had to find out this way.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

"Socialism doesn't work."

"Here's examples of socialism working in a modern country."

"Oh, things always work great in a DICTATORSHIP, don't they?! You want to GAS the JEWS?!"

(P.S. You missed censoring name in the last image)

trapped mouse has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Dec 7, 2015

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


This was posted by a gay man.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

ratbert90 posted:

I have resorted to just straight up asking for peer reviewed articles on whatever bullshit some fear mongering bigot has to say about Muslims. 99% of the time they hand wave, call me an idiot, or straight up refuse to acknowledge that their bullshit is bullshit.

However I have found it does make them super SUPER angry to be asked to backup their claims.

True. Sometimes when I get bored I enjoy going into racist threads on 4chan and getting into arguments, because I'm wasting my life. If you've ever been to these threads, they post images with statistics proving that black people are worse than white people, with a long url as the source. I proceed to type out that url, and as the person posting the image to tell me exactly where there saw that information because it's not in the link they posted. People get super pissed, calling me a libtard or whatever term they use for "non-racist" and I say they talk pretty big for people who don't include sources for their claims. That's when they lose it, it's pretty fun.

I mean, maybe you might be on the wrong side of an issue if you have to make up everything to support your claim? Just saying.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


lol

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Soviet Commubot posted:



I have a headache now



These are both completely hilarious.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Gross Dude posted:

This is dumb, because people can't say that it's fake. They can only say they are for, against, or not sure.

"How many times have you beaten your wife?"
A) Over 50
B) Over 10
C) Unsure

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

CommonShore posted:

I'm teaching a brief unit on social media in a college communications class in a few weeks. The main piece of advice I'm giving them is to not post whatever it is if the caption could be "lol so true" or if they'd defend it by saying "god, it's just a joke, u don't have 2b so serious."

You should use the money face in your class.



Made by a goon trying to create a parody of those types of images, ended up being shared unironically by tons of people. Not sure what your class is on, money face is just amazing

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


Usually I don't mind this kind of stuff that makes people feel better about grief and mourning, but this is just so utterly far fetched. Every time someone dropped a penny on the ground it means a dead person is chucking coins at you? A belief in the supernatural is fine, but this just seems like the most gullible thing possible.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Perestroika posted:

It's really kind of telling. In the original version of the comic, as insipid as it was, the bad thing was at leastl trampling and kicking actual people:


In the skeleton version on the other hand, it's mostly just stepping on toys. Really shows the priorities there :jerkbag:

Man, I hate Ben Garrison opinions, but I feel really bad for him as it became 4chan's mission to libel him for some reason.

https://thenib.com/the-internet-s-most-trolled-cartoonist-91a92d9b7585#.jms16wnl6

This is a good read, it's a comic detailing what happened to him.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

OldMemes posted:

Won't somebody think of poor persecuted multi-millionare Bill Cosby?

Azealia Banks was a huge proponent of the theory that Bill Cosby did nothing wrong, and this is a conspiracy crafted by White America to tear down black icons. Her twitter account is fun.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Aesop Poprock posted:

Maybe I'd feel sympathy if he didn't literally draw huge bleeding vagina jew ladies trampling over MRA interests.

He did not draw that. That is the point of the comic.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Danyull posted:

My dear cousin in Tennessee



:heritage:

I'm sure if this person saw a black man carrying a gun on public transport they would not be nervous at all and indeed, commend him for exercising his rights. I'm sure no one on the bus would call the police, and if the police were somehow accidentally involved, no one would end up shot. Freedoms :911:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

goose fleet posted:

A single mother making a loving quarter million a year has to pay a little over three thousand more dollars and this is portrayed as a Bad Thing while the media finds it OK to mock a single mother on food stamps struggling to pay her bills and rent and tries to portray her as some welfare queen living the dream on taxpayer money and somehow this is all Just and Right

goose fleet posted:

Single mother living from paycheck to paycheck, can't even make ends meet on a full-time job, about to lose everything, can't even feed your kid, decide to try getting some welfare?

WHERE ARE THE DRUGS, WELFARE QUEEN. PISS INTO THIS CUP SO THAT WE CAN KNOW IF YOU'RE A DRUGGIE OR NOT. ANSWER: YOU ARE A DRUGGIE BECAUSE YOU'RE POOR. HOW'S THE CADILLAC WORKING OUT FOR YOU, HUH? BET YOU HAVE TWENTY OTHER KIDS YOU WANT US TO FEED, YOU LAZY BITCH. WHY DON'T YOU GET A REAL JOB. HA HA HA

We are all angry about a lot of things but perhaps today you should take a few deep breaths outside

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

shabutie posted:

according to fox news there are no white people at all in the city I live in, it's been entirely taken over by the MUSLIMS who go on patrol to keep us out :bang:

Is it D-D-D-D-Dearborn?? :stonk: You are a brave crusader. Keep fighting for the whites Christians.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

quote:

Please keep your Tumblr spawned special snowflake "gender fluidity" crap away from David Bowie's memory because that really wasn't what he and his music were about. Thanks.

cash crab posted:

Who's going to tell him

This was too funny not to screencap.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/s7lC9jh.png

A: Please don't post porn on my feed.

B: Love the passive aggressive jab at the ex in the replies.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


Rosa Parks didn't blame the driver? The guy who posted this is black, by the way.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
Gah!

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

FreudianSlippers posted:

Years ago when I worked retail I'd sometimes amuse myself by asking people who were very obviously older than 50 for ID when they bought cigarettes.

Man, I work at a liquor store, and some people hate being carded. I had a lengthy conversation with someone recently where they were confused that I was carding them for alcohol. I said we had to check everyone who looked under 35. He asked why, and I said that people will come in and check to make sure you're doing your job, and if you don't card them then you get fired. "But obviously I'm over 21." Yes, we just went through this! I have to card people who look even older than you.

Then there was the time a literal physical fight broke out between an employee and a customer over being carded. Good poo poo. Don't protest when people card you, goons.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Picnic Princess posted:



Can someone explain this to me? My interpretation is "don't bother apologizing because I'm going to hold a grudge against you forever and your mistake has permanently soured my relationship with you" which seems like a pretty lousy thing to make an informative macro out of. But that Wolfe dude gets posted on my page constantly and all his other stuff is fairly positive. Am I reading this wrong? It seems extremely passive aggressive and rude to me.

It actually means I messed up a meth deal, and now I have to kill someone in order to protect my life and family.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


"I will not listen to any news source that doesn't constantly and unrelentingly insult the party that I don't like."

I'm a pretty hardcore liberal, but I'm not gonna cover my ears every time people start talking about political strategies for the right, especially because she's talking about a fairly liberal public access station. Also lol at "white liberal complacency" she's white

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

il_cornuto posted:

White liberal complacency in a definite problem though. There's a definite tendency for hand wringing over problems without committing to any solutions.

Also being white doesn't mean you can't get mad at white people for being awful. Calling out white people for being awful also doesn't mean you hate all white people.

Fair enough, but she certainly fits that bill of white liberal complacency, so I found it hypocritical. I should also mention that even though she has pale white skin and her hair is completely straight, she's a small fraction black, so she thinks that she has to deal with the same problems that people of color have to, which is really more the thing that pissed me off.

Some more context would have been helpful, apologies.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

mng posted:

Jesus christ, sovereign citizens pisses me off with their smugness because they think they found some loopholes.

So I really like this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

This is one of those videos that I have to rewatch everytime it gets posted. It's the perfect storm of complete idiocy, assholishness, and then justice.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Danyull posted:



Yes, the few who are upset about the race distribution of the Oscars represent the entirety of black Americans' concerns. All of them, every single one.

The African-American community actually does care about that poo poo, like a whole bunch. However, that's not usually a conversation that involves white people, and happens in black communities. What this image is trying to say is "black people aren't allowed to complain about things that involve white people."

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


I'm...confused.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

EvilGenius posted:

Yup, but my point was that the products and the prices reflect what people want and are willing to buy. Only in the same way that Nurofen is 5x more expensive than generic ibuprofen, because it's in carefully designed packaging.

I find it funny, the idea that a misogynist CEO has gone 'gently caress women, I'm gonna charge them 15% more, MWAHAHA'.

It's you. You're the idiot on social media.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Fatkraken posted:

I just buy "men's" razors :shrug:

"Women's razors work better. For whatever reason men's razor technology hasn't figured out a way to properly contour the shin bone." - Chris Traeger

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

CommonShore posted:

I commented on this pic already in the last week to say that it's stupid as all gently caress and I'm sick of seeing it, but this time I'd like to draw attention to the implicit apology for slavery. I know that it's not that well hidden. I'm just pointing at it. This is the right thread for me to do that.

Travis343 posted:

I'm a huge fan of Tim Kreider but that comic is one of his worst

Sounds like the talk of someone who owns animal slaves.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Picnic Princess posted:



Posted with a complete lack of self-awareness by someone who thinks we shouldn't let refugees into Canada and all Muslims are evil and have to change their ways.

I feel like a lot of the "White Pride" people are now going to "Love your heritage" because it's a much better dog-whistle. Not to say that all the "Love your heritage" people are totally racist, but the image of a conventionally attractive aryan woman along with that message seems like it's geared toward this idea of the purity of the white race.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


Okay, I know, I'm heartless. It's a publicized murder that people have been following. The exclamation points are really strange, and he couldn't end up spelling the word "devastated" right. Plus the avatar, it's all weird to me.

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Out of all the right wing memes, I will never, never, never, never get tired of "liberals are the real racists." Especially because they so often imply that black people don't know what's good for them by voting democrat.

Which, by the way



Is racist



Seriously, this guy used the term "black fools" while insulting the democratic party for being racist. I mean, gently caress, Donald Trump is in the lead still, maybe that's why non-white people don't want to vote republican. Maybe, just MAYBE, the parties have shifted over the last decade. IT COULD VERY WELL BE POSSIBLE, JUST THROWING OUT IDEAS HERE

It's the weakest argument the republicans have, and they keep using it, because they really truly think that black people don't vote for republicans because they're dumb.

Which again



Is racist

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