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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

imgur is just the best.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 01:02

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 20:00

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Christmas Present posted:

Beautiful. Also you left in one unedited mention of your friend J____, but its a pretty common name

Where the hell do you live I've never met anyone named J____.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 22:29

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Fathis Munk posted:

Wait, Brock is an actual name that real people have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuu1tfPTTTc

# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 23:43

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Mr. Rogers would probably have just given them his car if they asked him.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 19:46

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Clocker Spaniel

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 22:56

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Gridlocked posted:

Didn't have Mr Rodgers in Australia but the man sounds like a genuine hero of common decency and respect.

He was a minister before the show so a bunch of the religious right wanted him to come out in opposition to The Gay. His message instead, "God loves you just the way you are."

Dude was basically a saint. If you haven't seen it watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

If you don't want to watch it, it's senate hearings about cutting funding to PBS. Through sheer being-Mr. Rogersness he turns a hostile senator into a little kid who fully fund it. Six minutes of him talking was all it took. The world is poorer without him in it but drat if he didn't live up to his message.

Push El Burrito has a new favorite as of 03:07 on Jun 8, 2016

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 03:03

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

How many state houses is the flag of Pakistan flying over in the US?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 21:38

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Vanellope posted:

I was told that I "wasn't clear enough" about not wanting to have sex with someone despite repeatedly saying "no" and "please stop" and "you're hurting me".

People will basically make poo poo up after the fact to cover their rear end and most of the time there's nothing the victim can do about it. It's your word against theirs and people will do anything to shift the blame and make it look like it was the victim's fault. What were you wearing? Why were you alone with him? Did you even try to fight back?

My rapist is out there drinking expensive wine and playing golf while I'm still struggling with PTSD almost 10 years later.

Edit: sorry for the post, I was just saying that even literally saying "no" makes no difference really

Wreck It Ralph is a lot more hosed up than I remember.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 01:09

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Lizard Wizard posted:

C'mon man, you're not even god-king yet.

Just a reminder that Woodward and Bernstein worked for the Post and at the height of their investigation Nixon didn't even do this.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 01:48

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Really the rear end jawbone was the AR-15 of the biblical ages.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 01:20

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It's 2016 and we are eating our own teeth.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 21:03

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Got that middle aged dad on vacation fashion down.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 15:36

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

At least sixty million people are going to vote for a presidential candidate that promises to build a literal stories-tall cement wall patrolled by armed guards at the US/Mexico border come November

We're long past worrying about the world being doomed, and deep into "stick around to see what happens out of morbid curiosity" territory here

Ok ok I get this but did you hear the republicans have a ball pit at their convention this year?

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 22:04

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oldpainless posted:

A guy I worked with had a ringtone that was the victory song from final fantasy 7 and everytime it went off I would always stare wistfully into the distance

Same but the entirety of that Big Daddy V farts video.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 05:10

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http://imgur.com/gallery/4QRaFAx

Lotta sympathy for ol baby dick.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 14:44

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EmmyOk posted:

Bradley is very handsome with that beard.

That's not a nice thing to call Amy Poehler.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 18:37

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trapped mouse posted:

Did you mean Amy Schumer?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 19:00

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Ytlaya posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSGWh2CWJnA

Wow what a stupid baby haha

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 19:12

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Fathis Munk posted:

Gotta love the dude tying MH370 to the moon landing conspiracy.

Also there was a poisoning in our research institute recently and of course on a couple of the articles commenter were also saying how we probably cured cancer and big pharma wanted to keep it secret.

Which is dumb on so so many levels and also not what happened at all.

Seems like something a person involved in covering up the cure for cancer would say.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 16:52

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Yo is it weird that I told Goofy I wanted him to stuff himself into my mouth?

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 16:37

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A car hit someone at a BLM protest so of course imgur is jacking off to it.

http://imgur.com/gallery/N1bKXkJ

My favorite post is the completely oblivious white dude.

Snubber18-12 pts36m
Does anyone else feel like this post is slightly racist? Maybe it's just because of all of the other anti-Black Live Matter posts.

Response:

ProfessionalCanadian2 pts16m
How is being anti-BLM mean you're racist? Am I sexist for not particularly liking the feminist movement?

Edit: Looks like the post was removed from the gallery. Probably because people were dropping n-bombs pretty regularly.

Push El Burrito has a new favorite as of 16:31 on Aug 11, 2016

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 16:25

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Inspector Gesicht posted:

That Joker is from All-Star Batman and Robin, just one of many reasons why we should bury Frank Miller prematurely.

But All-Star Batman and Robin was amazing?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 15:31

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I spend $20 a week to feed myself through my nutrition slurries.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 16:55

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The cure for cancer is to just get all that cancer outta there.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 16:18

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mng posted:

the artwork makes me mad and poops aren't hollow

Mine are?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 01:09

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Baron Corbyn posted:

That's a pretty cute dog, right?

You just enjoyed looking at Hitler's dog, you loving Nazi

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 22:18

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RenegadeStyle1 posted:

That might be worst then if you learned it because of your love of Hitler.

Blondie owns and she spits hot fire.

https://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?t=112

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 22:28

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VoidBurger posted:

Source: My Youtube

https://twitter.com/VoidBurger/status/776939730973917184

Just popped in to this showing of Pound Puppies to tell you the Holocaust is a lie.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 02:04

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Mr. 47 posted:

This winner posts relationship advice regularly, and occasionally even peppers it with minion memes with the "handle me at my worst, deserve me at my best" bullshit.

Your perfect man died at the age of 30 from a heart attack

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 16:06

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

wacky gremlin nightmare girl

So she's D.Va.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 18:19

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I don't want to eat rape or terror candy.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 19:46

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Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 20:37

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Make new friends
Because the old
Tweet about lead pussy
Turning to gold

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 20:55

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Aman

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 16:15

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trapped mouse posted:

Uggghhhh. I can't believe people are really trying to pull this poo poo. It's the "I'm not touching you" of politics. "I can see the meanest, nastiest things about black people, but as long as I don't actually specifically bring up black people, you're the racist for assuming that every negative comment is in reference to them. Checkmate libtard "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRZUMA6VhjE

# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 21:19

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Snatch Duster posted:

Culture like gender, is fluid.

My gender is rock hard and my culture is the US constitution.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 20:50

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Some kid named Ted is gonna get his rear end kicked for his weird rear end no Y havin' name.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 18:03

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"How do you spell your name?"

"T-i-t" immediately killed by high fives.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 21:54

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Aramek posted:

What if Trump killed his dog?

You're thinking of Huckabee's kid.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 17:04

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 20:00

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That's an electric oven.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 16:41

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