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Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Also, the reason why white gets more flash than black and red is because white wants to save its creatures. You can kill creatures at sorcery speed, but you can only save them at instant.

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Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Wombo Combo time:


Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Sickening posted:

Legacy would be a better format without top.

Sorry, but there's very few Legacy players I want to see topless.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Gensuki posted:

Would Maelstrom Nexus be broken if it said Spells you control have cascade?

Well, for one thing, it would mean the spells you cascaded into also had cascade, and that would certainly be broken.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Madmarker posted:

Wishful thinking

Yeah, it says "8/1" when it's not 8/1 yet.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Chill la Chill posted:

This very point has been mentioned a few weeks back by Travis Woo on YouTube. When you compare Lotus price with MtG estimated player growth: it overlaps perfectly.

Or it could just be them both going up over time. Correlation does not imply causation.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Wizards needs to print more 1 mana cantrips, then ban the old ones, both to have some variety in the game and to force people to crack new packs.

(New Blue Cantrip will dig through 4 cards and be mythic rare.)

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Wurzag posted:

Come to think of it the Eldrazi have only ever hosed up planes which they got lured to against their will. We only have Ugin's theorizing that they've ever done anything other than chill in the blind eternities. Basically what I'm saying is the Eldrazi did nothing wrong.

Nah, the first time we saw Ugin, Sorin, and Nahiri together, they were on a plane that the Eldrazi were eating. Nahiri made a sword for a lady, but she got ganked, and Nahiri took the sword in remembrance.

It's in fact the sword that Nahiri makes in her ultimate on her first planeswalker card.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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My method of human extinction is rare redrafting reserve list cards.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Rinkles posted:

Weird card


It honestly should have said three instead of two. That way, you get two creatures to their one.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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There's no way they'll reprint Lightning Bolt, or Shock for that matter. They probably wouldn't even reprint Scorching Spear, because that can go to the face too easily or something.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Actually, all I really want is a good portion of red creature burn to say "target creature or planeswalker" instead.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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I hope we get an Artifact – Vehicle Equipment. Like a swordcycle or something.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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:shittypop:

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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So they're going to have a Masterpiece Series in every set from now on.

They need to reprint Thespian's Stage in one of these, so we can have a Masterpiece Theater.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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I like that for the Combustible Gearhulk, the cost of each option is hidden. And even if you scry, your opponent doesn't know if you put cheap or expensive cards on top.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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I actually like this guy. He's got some beef, and will probably kill two chump blockers if he swings.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Logicblade posted:

I put my turtle in an airship and block your bird.

But is it a catapult turtle?

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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This is the best Servo token.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Entropic posted:

That's exactly proliferate, just without using the keyword, right?

I hope this means Proliferate is in Aether Revolt and this just got bumped from one set to the other.

No, Proliferate is "each", not "target".

E:F,B

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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stinkles1112 posted:

Definitely a sweet budget list. Here's my non-budget take:

VROOOM
4x Toolcraft Exemplar
4x Veteran Motorist
2x Gearshift Ace
2x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
3x Depala, Pilot Exemplar

4x Smuggler's Copter
4x Fleetwheel Cruiser
2x Skysovereign, Consul Flagship

1x Start Your Engines
1x Refurbish
2x Blessed Alliance
4x Incendiary Flow

2x Gideon, Ally of Zendikar
1x Chandra, Flamecaller

24x Land

Why only one Start Your Engines? Why not two or three? It seems like a card you'd only be unhappy to see with an empty board.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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MiddleEastBeast posted:

"If tokens ends up being a deck... "

what part of this is hard to understand

So I get an artifact ETB trigger for every Servo I had? Thanks!

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Soul Glo posted:

To be honest, pulling down your pants in just about any public place is likely to make some people upset.

Say you're doing it in case your opponent casts Hurloon Wrangler.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Torrential Gearhulk only exiles the card it casts if it goes straight to the graveyard, right? So I could pay the buyback cost on, say, Capsize and get it back? Or flicker the Gearhulk and cast Hanabi Blast over and over again, even with an empty hand?

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Has anyone done a Standard brew with Soup Separator and Tree of Perdition? For 8 mana, you can get something that can reduce your opponent to 1 life and a 13/13 beatstick. That's basically "win the game", especially with a haste granter.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Hellsau posted:

What? Oath's aren't worth much at all since they're banned in Legacy and aren't actually good in Vintage. The problem is that Oath also isn't good in EDH - you're just immediately the #1 target and there isn't a creature good enough make up for the fact that your opponents get first crack at their own creature while also keeping your Oath around long enough to get back to your own turn.

That's why you use one of the many many methods to put it on the field at your opponent's end step.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Nomadic Scholar posted:

So how about the Bludgeon Brawl tech with that armory dude?
You don't actually gain control of the artifacts/equipment, so it doesn't work like you're hoping it does.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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born on a buy you posted:

i bet modern masters is dead now that masterpieces exist

"The next plane is a giant planeswalker arena, and we'll reprint Modern, Legacy, and Vintage staples at Masterpiece rare! Also Mudhole and Pale Moon because gently caress you guys."

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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It's Battle of Wits!

https://twitter.com/chosler88/status/794952005362085888

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Aug 6, 2008

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TheKingofSprings posted:

Actually the best rpg on the DS

You misspelled "Disgaea".

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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I'm imagining what a hilarious disaster it would have been if Liliana had been the one to comfort Yahenni, instead of Nissa.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Here's the rest of Quicksmith Rebel.



The full text seems to be:

Quicksmith Rebel, 3R
Creature - Human Artificer
When Quicksmith Rebel enters the battlefield, target artifact you control gains "T: This artifact deals 2 damage to target creature or player" for as long as you control Quicksmith Rebel.
3/2

The fact that it's not actually a Rebel makes me sad, though.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Star Man posted:

People like drafting triple Zendikar because they like opening fetchlands.

But it's a flashback draft, so you don't get to keep them, right?

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Minority Deport posted:



We got a legendary thopter! Sure, why not.

Someone in the rebellion had a lisp. They meant to say "We need to stop Tezzeret", not "We need to thop Tezzeret".

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Doesn't the Copycat combo give you infinite hasty tokens? Why do you need other ways to take advantage of infinite ETBs?

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Also, there's a way to get through with the Crackdown Construct combo even on a clogged board.



EDIT: And another 0-mana activated ability to go infinite with.

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Aug 6, 2008

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Count Bleck posted:

Well yeah but when has WotC ever made decisions that didn't piss off at least somebody?

Switching to two sets per block? I think that was pretty universally praised.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Angry Grimace posted:

I mean I assume at this point everyone interesting is dead. Other than Jhiora and Teferi.

There's still slivers and other stuff.

And Squee. He's immortal.

EDIT:

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Depends what you're marvelling my friend



How the gently caress are you casting all those red and white spells? I don't think Aether Hub, Oath of Nissa, and Servant of the Conduit will get you there.

Zemyla fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Jan 14, 2017

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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There are better ways of making Blood Artist work in Modern.

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Aug 6, 2008

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The Sexual Shiite posted:

Friday night, I'm on bant spirits and my opponent is on artifact restore balance.
How dare you crush an innocent person's dreams like that.

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