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chitoryu12 posted:Remember how Backyard Scientist discovered during a video on power tool safety that he could turn a table saw into a lethal cannon? Gonna out myself but when I heard "table saw cannon" I immediately remembered the Grinder from Red Faction Guerilla, where you play a Martian miner who leads a socialist revolution against a corporate military using scrap and salvaged weapons. In this case, the Grinder fires grinding disks and rotary saw blades. If you upgrade it enough, they explode on impact. Otherwise, the blades stay jutting out of corpses and can be retrieved and used again. There's also multiple game modes where you obliterate buildings with giant mechs. The whole game is extremely OSHA in the best way and profoundly satisfying to a frankly troubling degree. Like there's moments in game where you're clearly supposed to sneak in and neutralize targets carefully but it's almost always quicker/safer to cover a dump truck with explosive charges and ram it through the propane tank at the rear of the prison. Haha, weird how typing this whole post out made the game magically reinstall itself on Steam.
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Because tryhard caring about an, at this point, 10 year old videogame, is way less cool than being a train driving iron forging truckfuckling badass like most of the posters itt edit- uhhh actually i mean hello my foremen and forewomen and forepeople, how is the laboring today? ah, arduous and physical as always? perfect. i love to exert myself, via my muscles, which are developed for this sort of thing.
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Powershift posted:This is the weirdest loving meltdown No this is the weirdest meltdown. I'm just making some jokes, y'all.
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DiHK posted:Is truckfuckling when the (pink) mama truck suckles the baby trucks of a different manufacturer? It's this classic Brad Neely bit but with a monster truck instead. Splicer posted:My new year's resolution is to get senior truckfuckler on my cv. incidentally i have a video for this as well. it sounds like the truck backfires a few times, are there any other risks associated with this kind of truckfuckery? like it's obviously not good i'm just curious why. Son of Thunderbeast posted:
B) thanks friend. happy new threadtitlesmas day to all! haveblue posted:Also that video game is awesome. This is 100% an accurate representation of the game. you will spend half your time trying to get trucks in places trucks should not go and half of the other time looking at explosions.
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I'm assuming either the basket is stuck in that position, or the other guy in the lift is holding something and they need a new tool, so he, no they'd just hand the tool up, so. . . . Huh. It keeps making less sense the more i watch.
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Jan 4, 2019 02:43
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The only true toxic masculinity is how low the bar is for a "meltdown" these days. y'all i haven't even linked any of my sissy hypno self-suck self-insert fanfic. we've fallen far since helldump days.
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Jan 5, 2019 21:10
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Considering we're putting a patio chair on a however many hundred foot stack of waiting explosion it's a loving miracle more people haven't taken the Express Flight To Their Creator.
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haveblue posted:To be totally accurate you have to let the gif play twice Those trucks look like they're from the 80s so they SHOULD know how to Moonwalk. edit- HEEE-he!
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there's no d5 in the easiest most accessible version of the game, which everyone agrees is 3.5
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Jan 8, 2019 21:43
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Spelljammer is seriously the only acceptable way to play D&D once atmospheric protection spells become feasible. "Y'all beat the fire elementals in five rounds? That's cool how about defeating A WORLD OF PURE FIRE AHAHAHAHA." Anyway, check out this badass ole Japanese dude slapping rice cakes while someone else wales on it with a giant wooden hammer. That's kinda OSHA-y.
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Jan 8, 2019 21:55
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DiHK posted:Truckfuckler trap sprung. Low bridges are a natural population control against overzealous fuckle-trucks as it causes them to prematurely eject their genetic payload into said bridge.
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Jan 9, 2019 19:30
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Kith posted:
this is "single tear as my child graduates lunar law school" levels of proud i'm feeling.
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Jan 11, 2019 01:09
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College prank. You hoist 3 cars onto a roof and paint them 1, 2, and 4.
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Jan 13, 2019 05:40
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I want to round up every MIT student who has ever hidden one of those annoyotron things and make them physically eat those loving things. With their mouths. Deploying them on management is always 100% successful. But folks who deploy those things in public are like elevator shitters: UNDESERVING OF MODERN CIVILIZATION.
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Jan 14, 2019 18:59
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LOL at the idea of paying for demolitions when you can just get George Bush to do it for free.
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Jan 14, 2019 23:28
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(tapping a jagged piece of metal with my extremely fancy pen) aha. there's your culprit. the coupling was fuckled beyond the fatigue point. infestation of automodius fuckulatus at the factory most likely, gonna have to recall the whole batch. probably shut down the whole facility depending on severity, good men are going to lose jobs over this.
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Phiz, the inspector at the factory just called us back, it's clean. Cleanest he's ever seen a parts plant. I hate to say it, but this might be the territory marking acts of an automodius fuckulatus majesticus, and you know how bad even a single Greater Crested Truckfuckler is for anyone who has to park a tractor inside their territory. God help us all if it's mating season already. No way am I gonna get the fuckulatus traps out of storage and try to capture one of those huge bastards, not after the last one cut my brake lines. We're gonna have to call in the feds to handle this, maybe those CVSA guys can send us a kill team? The Greater Crested is extremely endangered given that it's preferred mating habitat is trucks with tailfin lights. No calling the feds on this, EPA'd shut the whole site down. No, we need a toothless Jethro with an atlatl and nothing going on this weekend.
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GotLag posted:Bungalows, obviously Like, a long, train thing, where the cows can come up and eat it when they want, and it's protected from the rain by like, a sneeze guard, and. . . GOD DAMMIT, PAM!
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Jan 16, 2019 18:54
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Satan's fleshlight has arrived. God drat thing looks like an egg for a 10 year out of date Blizzard villain.
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Jan 21, 2019 21:26
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I'm kinkshaming all the masochistic pepperhead "friends" y'all keep discovering.
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Jan 22, 2019 00:53
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The Locator posted:At what income or overall wealth status do I become evil and deserving of death? I feel like this is important information I should have. Also does the source of my wealth matter in the calculation? yeah there are a handful of things that are never moral to profit from, including: - slavery - petrochemicals - diamonds & rare minerals - palm oil - internet forums - conservative stupidity, but that's the only renewable resource on the list.
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Jan 23, 2019 18:21
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what kind of genie do i have to bargain with to make it so that every time i give a handjob, a duck shows up in my yard?
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Jan 23, 2019 19:00
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Phanatic posted:I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous. (running across a gravel pit as explosions fire off conveniently behind me, moments before I leap leather jacket-first through a window) Why? Afraid there might be. . . SPARKS? (I leap through a 2nd window, back outside, and continue running, still plagued by explosions)
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Jan 24, 2019 05:25
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Megillah Gorilla posted:As opposed to drone bombing weddings and killing hundreds of civilians like the US does right now? Nah, they mean "against another first world nation."
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Jan 30, 2019 12:44
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there's an effect where foreign language speakers are able to think more rationally and less emotionally in their second language because the work of translation helps them keep a neutral position on things and i think that video is an excellent demonstration of that effect.
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i knew an Occupy fella who was a compulsive liar (oh i was special forces in Iraq) who called himself Cowboy who, after a near fight where I pointed out his compulsive lying, he promptly ran off to a rail yard, hopped the first train he assumed was going to California, got busted in Buffalo New York, and when he called another occupy fella to bail him out (this is a 7 hour car ride away) instead asked this fellow about putting a down payment in his name for loving Star Citizen of all things. Also played a few shows with anarchist bands who would travel via train hopping, i walked past a pair of ladies airing out their pits, one of whom was loudly complaining that she "stank like gas station hot dogs" as i was on my way to go get dinner at a gas station. i didn't get the dogs.
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His Divine Shadow posted:At least it's just propane, it won't burn back into the line like acetylene or oxygen would, it's quite a lot safer. and when Mistress commands us to lick her toilet, we taste the meat, not the heat!
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I'm not sure it's a proper chute, I think it might just be a stack of red plastic garbage bins with the bottoms knocked out.
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A car driven by superflywheels can only have white leather interiors and the bouncy pneumatics i see in braggadocios rap videos
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Feb 10, 2019 19:17
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what's more pathetic: cops who think a car parked on the grass means a neighborhood has gone to poo poo or conservative outrage addicts convinced a painted curb means ALL OF DEARBORN MICHIGAN HAS FALLEN TO ISIS
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zedprime posted:Catholic rules lawyering is some cheeky obtuse interpretations of guidelines worded poorly by the clergy. Jewish rules lawyering is an effort by an entire class of priests to research ways to get one over on God without violating the Covenant. Hand to G-d reading old Rabbinical debates will give anyone who played table-top role playing games in high school loving flashbacks. Pedantic nerds are unchanged since the dawn of scripture itself. I'm really glad someone posted the Oven story upthread because it's one of my favorite religious parables ever.
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The Bloop posted:Do you think he just freshly chopped a limb off that tree to make room for this project or he just stores his cutters outside in the weather like an animal for the longest time i assumed he was trying to show off his Dipshit Nunchaku but jesus gently caress YHVH is the one true G-d
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Ruining my family's pilgrimage by sneaking off before nightfall to pilfer their stash of figs and dates #justbatmisvathings
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I think during Sandy there were problems stemming from eruv repairs taking precedence over infrastructure repairs. They probably keep a few goy on staff just for this type of situation. I could also see this being a community-wide effort, including even non-Jew volunteers.
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Azhais posted:Couldn't they also get around this problem by walking out of their house stark naked and having someone outside give them clothes? No, giving gifts is an act of violen- wait this isn't the r/relationships thread
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fakeaccount posted:Why didn't god or allah or Bob or whoever wrote these rules include stipulations for this poo poo? stipulations for what? capitalism evolving to the point where people work themselves literally to death? these rules existed before the invention of capital. the question is, "why doesn't modern society include stipulations for not having to work ourselves to death?
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Platystemon posted:If God were all‐knowing, he could have seen capital coming. G-d made the devil and just washed th--r hands afterwards G-d: what did you do to my nothing. Shaitan: nothing G-d: really. really? because it looks like there's a world here. Shaitan: maaaaaaybe G-d: a world covered in sapient beings. (Shaitan looks away) G-d: did you give the monkeys anxiety. G-d: again.
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Nuevo posted:Link/citation/chapter plz, that sounds amazing Oven of Akhnai, it was posted upthread
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why cant they simply add a liftframe parachute-airbag to the middle of the forklift?
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:It's a 7 ton roll grab with a 9000 lb paper roll in its clamp. so is this bussy but i still wear a helmet when i rollerskate
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