Muscle March Thread: Let's MSPaint Games related shit.

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style / art gimmick combo you want to see next This poll is closed.
Commodore 64 hi fi 16 colors Drawing goons drooling over anime (or muscle men)	35	20.71%
Everything in MSPaint Black and White and Undertale Characters	22	13.02%
CGA in CYMK tones and rising stars of gaming like Hololens and Star Citizen	36	21.30%
Only Purple and Waluigi and Kirby ship fiction	76	44.97%
Total:	169 votes

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Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Legit play Luigi's Mansion because its an underrated game and a fun spoof of survival horror games.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 01:08

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:54

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Broseph Brostar posted:

It's the only game with a dedicated "Mariooo?" button

It also acts a dedicated "hump furniture" button too.

Luigi is into some weird poo poo...

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 01:17

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I'm at the last of my supply, I'm about to eat burgers, and I gotta pick games to play.

Should I play:

The Saboteur

or

Uncharted 3?

EDIT: or Earthbound?

Saboteur.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 04:21

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

bloodychill posted:

here's the cloud cross dressing ~~no one~~ everyone asked for

That's not a drawing of Lightning.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 10:43

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

FactsAreUseless posted:

I love Lighthouse even though I'm not really into point-and-click adventure games, but that's pretty much entirely on the strength of a cool early-CD-era aesthetic. Also it's buggy as hell and I'm not certain it was possible to complete when it came out.

Man, I have a softspot for those early-mid 90's multimedia type PC games.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 20:39

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Yeah, Old Town should have been the bigger map really.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 16:10

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

corn in the bible posted:

I bought a ps3 for 60 bucks and also mgs4

You should buy Nier.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 20:44

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Princess Peach Drumpftstool

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 23:59

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Lady Naga posted:

E3 has always sucked.

Sony is the only company that's made any part of it good in the last couple of years.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 00:10

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Lady Naga posted:

Most everyone like Rev1 because it was a return to form. Rev2 is a lot weirder and harder to defend.

Yeah, Rev 2 just felt like Capcom just mashed together a bunch of recent titles from other devs together into an ungainly chimera. It really did not know what it wanted to be when it comes to the main campaign.

Raid Mode was fun though and I got my money's worth with that.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 19:39

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Aiden is a pretty lovely stand.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 00:29

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Can't be a David Cage game without a brunette woman getting almost raped.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 01:15

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Sakurazuka posted:

Finished Dying Light, it was great up until the last ten minutes, what is it with games having to end on a lovely QTE? Is it a Warner Bros thing?

It's a Western AAA thing, you'd be hard pressed to find modern Western AAA games that don't end in a QTE final boss fight.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 20:49

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Jay Rust posted:

Boy, the moment I get my sixth party member in Pillars of Eternity is always the moment I lose interest in the game. I hate micromanagement. I'm going to set the game to Easy and just let the AI fight, I think.

I hope Obsidian can forgive me

I played through the whole main campaign on Easy when it first launched and then when the expansion fully came out I played through that on the Casual difficulty added.

I've never been a fan of traditional WPRG combat, but I enjoy their writing and roleplaying, so I'm glad Obsidian accommodated everyone.

My take has always been that JRPGs tend to have better combat while WRPGs have better roleplaying and writing.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 00:30

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Lurdiak posted:

I've been looking for an easy way to turn damage off in Planescape: torment. I don't know if I built my party wrong or if I just am not pausing to spam spells and items enough, but it's a loving chore to keep these fuckers alive. The combat in this game is so horrid, it drags down what would otherwise be perhaps the best CRPG I've played.

Just play on Easy or put in the cheats. Also you gotta roll Mage if you want to get the most of the story. (Which you want to do.)

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 01:10

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

StashAugustine posted:

Is there a way to make Death To Spies 2 not look, control, and play like poo poo

Nope, its a bad game.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 02:03

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Sleeveless posted:

Assassin's Creed was mostly about chasing people down to stab them and then outrunning their guards, etc.

Actually rear end Creed 1 was more of a stealth game than its successors.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 15:42

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

FactsAreUseless posted:

I did, but the file got corrupted.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 16:55

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Snak posted:

What's a good JRPG on ps4? Preferably one with lots of action elements, not like, Persona.

Wait for NIER 2.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:03

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Sleeveless posted:

Now I'm trying to think of a protagonist in an open-world GTA style game who isn't morally repugnant. I guess the dude from Red Faction: Guerilla is good since since he's fighting an unjust colonial regime but he does that by destroying infrastructure, killing natives, and being complicit in torture so idk.

Same for the guy in The Saboteur fighting the Nazis as they occupy Paris, though he is a smoker

Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs to an extent. Mainly because they do a quality job of making him likable and consistent enough so he's even more frightening when he freaking loses and shoves a Triad member's face into a tablesaw.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 23:06

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Motto posted:

Mostly agree, but he's a creep in that one mission where he goes off on one of his flings.

It's a bit jarring at first, (Probably due to the romance cuts) but it ends up being another example of Wei being a scary unstable dude deep down.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 23:22

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Lady Naga posted:

Who's everyone's favourite VAs? Quinton Flynn is really high up there for me.

The main VA cast of Legacy of Kain was top fuckin' tier (Simon Templeman, Michael Bell, Tony Jay, Richard Doyle) Also the main cast of Nier. (i,.e. Jamieson Price, Laura Bailey, Liam O'Brien)

Also even though he's in everything Steve Blum will never not be cool. Dave Fennoy is cool too.

For indie games seconding Logan Cunningham. I also like Abe Goldfarb who's in all the WadjetEye games and Ashly Burch who's a hell of a lot better than you'd expect a former YouTube star to be.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 18:56

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

CJacobs posted:

The Sonic the hedgehog twitter just referenced Sonichu and I'm concerned

Crossover when?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 19:11

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Steve2911 posted:

Is the new Hitman going to be good? I just put a princely �10.99 on it so I hope it's good.

Everything I've heard is quite positive and that it's a return to form.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 21:38

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Sleeveless posted:

I wish that just once somebody would make a third-person action game with a flight power and then not immediately neuter that flight power with anti-air units the way that Dark Void/Divinity 2/etc. do.

Saints Row: Gat out of the Hell was good about this. There were AA cannons but if you destroyed one they were gone for good and there wasn't a large amount.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 06:19

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

PantsBandit posted:

What game has the best main-theme?

Trick question it's obviously Viva Pinata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbt_UOc_HaM

Wrong.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 19:29

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

VideoGames posted:

Good grief, Broforce is really excellent fun!!

Brodator best bro.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 21:01

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Stux posted:

ff7 is the worst final fantasy by far.

Nah Stux, 2 will always be the worst, because at least every other mainline title is at least playable.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 00:51

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Wamdoodle posted:

Even the very first one? Granted, I've never played 2.

Yes, FF1 is old but playable. 2 is a total mess of game design.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 01:20

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Shadow Hearts is best JRPG series.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 08:25

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Sleeveless posted:

Ted Cruz has finally come home.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 04:01

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

The Colonel posted:

Ah I see you've made it to the best part of the game.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 08:20

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

limaCAT posted:

Is this a game by GRRM?

Nah, Shadow Hearts actually had a conclusive ending.

I'm still bummed though that there was actual plans for a Shadow Hearts 4 that will never be made. :smith:

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 08:49

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Lady Naga posted:

A lot of people are talking tech problems with the new Hitman but I haven't heard anything on how it actually plays.

It's really loving good, like shaping up to be better than Blood Money good. I've had zero technical problems running it on Mid-High settings and my rig ain't that high end.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 23:34

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Ciaphas posted:

I've never played a Hitman game

Should I? Sell me on this beta

It's not a beta. $15 bucks will net you two tutorial areas and a story area. There are sizable levels, especially the story mission, Paris, which is huge. All three levels give you a good chunk of options to accomplish your hit so will keep you busy for a good while if you do the challenges. I've been playing it for hours just 100%ing the first two areas and I'm only dipping my toes into the Paris mission. There's going to be more missions added as time goes on, you can buy them all from the getgo for $60, but you don't have to yet. I definitely got more than my money's worth with the Intro Pack.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 23:43

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Ravane posted:

15 bucks for three levels? Lol, that sounds like a rip-off.

Its a much better deal than Ground Zeroes was. :haw:

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 23:54

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Ravane posted:

Yeah, but two of them are tutorial levels apparently. My computer can't run the game, but I wouldn't pay for what is just 66% tutorial

They're technically tutorial levels but after you clear the first one once, you have free reign to do whatever you like in them and they're both decently big areas. So they're essentially normal missions on their own.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 01:56

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Ciaphas posted:

Am I getting the right impression thinking this is not the 'right' way to play a Hitman game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ALtx4QkO4A

Looks like fun though, feel like I've missed out not trying a Hitman game before now

You only play wrong if you leave any witnesses.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 04:03

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

New Hitman has a severe lack of embarrassing poo poo, suprisingly. At least so far anyway.

Drowning people in toilets is the only right way of killing as well.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 05:05

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 01:54

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Mak0rz posted:

Looking through my Steam list I noticed I bought Risky's Revenge a few years ago but never once played it. Before trying it I decided to give the original Shantae a shot and man it's frustrating to play. I was expecting a more refined Metroidvania adventure but it plays more like Castlevania II.

Did it just not age well?

Yeah, I think it just didn't age well. Risky's Revenge has some problems too, but its still good. Pirate's Curse is when Wayforward finally got the formula down.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 05:13

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