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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Are the eyes and nose actually cut out from the wood cause if so lol goodbye drink probably several times a week.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Dreddout posted:

Wtf are you doing with your drinks!?

Placing them on tables that usually don't contain glass size holes. I can just see that "oh poo poo" moment happening several times until you get used to it.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Intoluene posted:

This had to have been a sex thing. Like, why paper mache a penis otherwise?

Honestly my first thought was its an effigy of a douchy ex-boyfriend. The shirt, hair, and tiny penis seem way too specific.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Escort service or cam girl probably

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I'm pretty sure this is peak Craigslist

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Screaming Idiot posted:

I can't wait to see this Adam Sandler movie.

It came out in 1999 dude

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Rob Goldstone twin (minor player in current US Trump Russia scandal)

Exactly what I thought

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
My dad was a photographer and he hated doing weddings with the fire of a thousand suns. This basically encapsulates all the reasons why they can suck but at least it puts them up front so you have no expectation of anything. My cherry on top is that they want to own your raw files and I'm assuming they're not providing the flash drive either lol.

I'd pay to see some sort of follow up on posts like these.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Missed opportunity to declare it an afartment

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Still doubt they were ever actually used in the ground, prior to becoming a quirky celeb bed. John Lennon didn't sleep on a pillow that spent a year absorbing a decomposing corpse...

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

RoboRodent posted:

Oh, don't worry, there's a shower.



That's not a shower that's a closet with nipples

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Tech hubs are the worst. I moved to friggin London (the one in England) and my rent here is actually cheaper than it was back in Boston.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

sweeperbravo posted:

I knew Buffalo got hit with a bad storm last week but didn't realize the extent of the damage.

PR CL is probably still pretty fun :(

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

neogeo0823 posted:

Not quite the same, but I had a 1999 Plymouth Breeze that lasted out to almost 2014.

I'm honestly surprised that a Dodge lasted so long and presumably well. When I was growing up you didn't touch American cars past the ten year mark unless you did your own work or it was a hobby car.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Seems early to do a lovely reboot of BBT.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Five fleshlights?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I wasn't really doing anything for the next couple years anyway

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DandyLion posted:

Next, imagine you're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping.

Also, there's a toilet right near the tortoise but nobody has built a surrounding to hide it's tortoisey shame.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Both modge and podged? What a steal!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


https://www.gumtree.com/p/plants-flowers/tomatoe-plants/1307388802

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Snowy posted:

I didn’t like having to wait for some lazy gently caress to send me a money order from thousands of miles away but otherwise yeah.

I once bought something with a quarter taped to a postcard :corsair:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Scathach posted:



Nice car, bro

I like the visual effect of the guy behind looking like his reflection went ahead and threw on a shirt.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Lamp definitely means meth yeah?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

https://imgur.com/a/YAJ2bzm

it's the "used" that concerns me

and apparently i've forgotten how to embed

Nah I think it's imgur not letting embeds anymore. Showed that chair to my gf whose a big fan of "Call the Midwife" and she confirmed it's very real and probably a good example of one.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I find it works better if you mentally read it in a Scottish accent (Glaswegian works for me) but the fact that the price is in dollars throws that off.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
This is the best place I could think for this card that a Facebook friend claims to have received in their mailbox over the weekend:



Gotta respect his hustle, that's a lot of irons in the fire.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Is this person's name Ash, or is that a warning of some kind?

24h Ash. For when you need ash and simply can't wait.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I had every single one of those things because my mum refused to buy me a Nintendo because she believed that video games were all bad but she allowed the Tiger games cause they were too simple to be harmful. I could even have Street Fighter 2. I think in terms of gameplay the Pacman one worked the best.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

ajkalan posted:

Based on these replies, apparently not.

It's more interesting to me see come across a sad post like that and have that memory. I would rather shoot myself serenely in each side of my scrotum than watch some overgrown idiot on YouTube nerd out and try to play a "game" in 2020 that I was forced to own and play as a child.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Not even mad this thing made it past my lovely spam filter

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Relyssa posted:

My "Piano For Sale, Not Haunted" advertisement is attracting a lot of questions that are already answered by the advert

Sure, sure, but what kind of fingers have been on it? Human ones?

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
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