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Are the eyes and nose actually cut out from the wood cause if so lol goodbye drink probably several times a week.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 18:22 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 04:02 |
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Dreddout posted:Wtf are you doing with your drinks!? Placing them on tables that usually don't contain glass size holes. I can just see that "oh poo poo" moment happening several times until you get used to it.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 03:47 |
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Intoluene posted:This had to have been a sex thing. Like, why paper mache a penis otherwise? Honestly my first thought was its an effigy of a douchy ex-boyfriend. The shirt, hair, and tiny penis seem way too specific.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 13:16 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Escort service or cam girl probably
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 01:45 |
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I'm pretty sure this is peak Craigslist
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 23:12 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:I can't wait to see this Adam Sandler movie. It came out in 1999 dude
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 00:39 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Rob Goldstone twin (minor player in current US Trump Russia scandal) Exactly what I thought
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 16:24 |
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My dad was a photographer and he hated doing weddings with the fire of a thousand suns. This basically encapsulates all the reasons why they can suck but at least it puts them up front so you have no expectation of anything. My cherry on top is that they want to own your raw files and I'm assuming they're not providing the flash drive either lol. I'd pay to see some sort of follow up on posts like these. Related content: jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 10:06 on Oct 30, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 10:04 |
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Missed opportunity to declare it an afartment
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 20:41 |
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Still doubt they were ever actually used in the ground, prior to becoming a quirky celeb bed. John Lennon didn't sleep on a pillow that spent a year absorbing a decomposing corpse...
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2018 09:37 |
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RoboRodent posted:Oh, don't worry, there's a shower. That's not a shower that's a closet with nipples
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 12:30 |
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Tech hubs are the worst. I moved to friggin London (the one in England) and my rent here is actually cheaper than it was back in Boston.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 11:17 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I knew Buffalo got hit with a bad storm last week but didn't realize the extent of the damage. PR CL is probably still pretty fun
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2018 11:19 |
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neogeo0823 posted:Not quite the same, but I had a 1999 Plymouth Breeze that lasted out to almost 2014. I'm honestly surprised that a Dodge lasted so long and presumably well. When I was growing up you didn't touch American cars past the ten year mark unless you did your own work or it was a hobby car.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 10:45 |
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Seems early to do a lovely reboot of BBT.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 07:32 |
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Five fleshlights?
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 14:58 |
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I wasn't really doing anything for the next couple years anyway
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 00:30 |
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DandyLion posted:Next, imagine you're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping. Also, there's a toilet right near the tortoise but nobody has built a surrounding to hide it's tortoisey shame.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 00:06 |
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Both modge and podged? What a steal!
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 13:55 |
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https://www.gumtree.com/p/plants-flowers/tomatoe-plants/1307388802
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 21:36 |
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Snowy posted:I didn’t like having to wait for some lazy gently caress to send me a money order from thousands of miles away but otherwise yeah. I once bought something with a quarter taped to a postcard
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 09:39 |
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Scathach posted:
I like the visual effect of the guy behind looking like his reflection went ahead and threw on a shirt.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 09:46 |
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Lamp definitely means meth yeah?
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 08:41 |
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DemonDarkhorse posted:https://imgur.com/a/YAJ2bzm Nah I think it's imgur not letting embeds anymore. Showed that chair to my gf whose a big fan of "Call the Midwife" and she confirmed it's very real and probably a good example of one.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 20:18 |
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 02:05 |
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I find it works better if you mentally read it in a Scottish accent (Glaswegian works for me) but the fact that the price is in dollars throws that off.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 18:17 |
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This is the best place I could think for this card that a Facebook friend claims to have received in their mailbox over the weekend: Gotta respect his hustle, that's a lot of irons in the fire.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 19:11 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Is this person's name Ash, or is that a warning of some kind? 24h Ash. For when you need ash and simply can't wait.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 19:10 |
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I had every single one of those things because my mum refused to buy me a Nintendo because she believed that video games were all bad but she allowed the Tiger games cause they were too simple to be harmful. I could even have Street Fighter 2. I think in terms of gameplay the Pacman one worked the best.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2020 22:36 |
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ajkalan posted:Based on these replies, apparently not. It's more interesting to me see come across a sad post like that and have that memory. I would rather shoot myself serenely in each side of my scrotum than watch some overgrown idiot on YouTube nerd out and try to play a "game" in 2020 that I was forced to own and play as a child.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 05:39 |
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Not even mad this thing made it past my lovely spam filter
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 22:34 |
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Relyssa posted:My "Piano For Sale, Not Haunted" advertisement is attracting a lot of questions that are already answered by the advert Sure, sure, but what kind of fingers have been on it? Human ones?
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 04:02 |
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For Sale: Some Work for You
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