Nintendo: NX gonna give it to ya.

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Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

nintendo is for children, op

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 15:06

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:18

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

what are the chances nintendo finally jumps on board the subscription model to use the internet on their console? sony and microsoft have been getting away with it for years

# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 00:07

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

yes i will be more judgemental towards a game that cost 60+ than to one that costs 10. why shouldnt i?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 20:01

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

pixaal posted:

Because free time is what matters most. I want to know how to best spend my free time playing games. Honestly who cares if something is free I could probably buy $60 games that are 10-15 hours each and still not break the bank with how little free time I have.

big names dont always mean good games, just like indie doesnt always mean bad games. since its a crapshoot, im more willing to gamble on cheaper titles than expensive preorders. a 10 dollar bad game > a 60 dollar bad game every time, no matter how long i could have played either

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 22:50

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i dislike the gamepad because nintendo forced motion controls in some games to justify the bad gimmick

# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 19:21

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

gyro aiming is cool. i just dont want to be forced to use it

# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 19:32

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

greatn posted:

Just rest your hand in your lap

my body terminates at my abdomen

# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 10:03

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

*sees a brand new nintendo handheld* oh my GOD this is gonna be so much win

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 15:28

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

MinibarMatchman posted:

the makeup and power of this thing raises too many questions for me. I need their presentation with full specs and display before beginning what to think of this. Right now sounds like it could be a huge fuckup or a pretty decent success; WiiU level grafix for a quasi-handheld sounds fine to me but obviously game library matters too. Putting a new 2D metroid on this thing would go a long way.

the only thing i need to know is... splatoon 2? or get this: spla2oon???

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 15:31

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i believe in the nintendoGO

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 18:57

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Electromax posted:

NX won't have a touch screen or detachable controllers, it'll have 2 leather gloves with embedded fingertip sensors so every surface becomes either. You can hold any old controller you feel like!

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 21:43

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Steve2911 posted:

The Wii, in terms of functionality, is a car crash.

If you can say Skyward Sword felt good to play with a straight face, you're a madman. The Mario Galaxy games were the closest the console came to utilising its nonsense in a natural feeling way, and it was a step away from ditching it completely. I was so bummed when the Wii U re-releases still required the Wiimote.

The Wii U was a great console that just needed a few more killer games to be viable. A full scale Metroid and Mario would've gone a long way.

look at how wrong this post is. skyward sword was a lot of fun and i loved swinging the sword in meatspace

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 01:08

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Real hurthling! posted:

flapping sucked, bomb rolling sucked, skyward swording didn't recognize you were trying to do it all the time and that sucked. skyward sword is a bad zelda but its cool to still like it anyway...if you suck

skyward sword is the best zelda behind the number one: link's awakening

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 01:12

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Dr Cheeto posted:

Did you dudes ever play de Blob? I loving loved that game. The way the music would get more complex and jaunty as you painted the levels was fantastic.

a prequel to splatoon sounds amazing

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 01:54

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Elfgames posted:

so is it normal to get mocked for eating alone in japan?

since its considered normal to never gently caress, im going to guess no

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 03:43

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

finally, a country for me

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 03:49

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

the gamepad is ok but it's no wavebird

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 13:23

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

cant wait to put on my jncos and carry my nintenGO around with my crew

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 14:04

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

how would you make splatoon as easily accessible without the gamepad or a second screen?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 16:56

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Reiley posted:

Nintendo NX - It's the NeXt Console

nintendo NeX US

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 18:51

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

most days, i think the success of the wii was a deal with satan

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 22:17

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

a.lo posted:

They called it the Nintendo Dicks

digital inter connected (k-something) system :effort:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 19:08

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i loved the nes, snes and all the gameboy titles. never got to play the prime series

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 02:55

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Kashuno posted:

What isn't the NX

im not the nx, so check that off

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 19:46

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

EX-GAIJIN AT LAST posted:

How do you know?

i dont!!

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 22:01

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

at least 3 mothers will buy the nx

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 23:12

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

how dare they not at least drop a few spoiler images on forums.somethingawful.com! iwata is rolling in his grave at this business fail

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 01:34

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

just spitballing some promotions that might save nintendo:

free lootcrate sub for 3 months with nx preorder
buy two nx, get 2000 twitch bits
free copy of tim schafer's next smash hit with nx preorder

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 01:38

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

the nx is a power bomb (fed force hype!) off the top rope and it slams you into a ball pit filled with amiibos

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 05:23

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Kashuno posted:

How many days of the same joke can we take before the NX is announced?

the nx will ship with the willpower to quit reading a thread
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 17:30

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

please lord in heaven let the nx launch with spla2oon

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 20:53

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Phantasium posted:

I dunno, what if it's only great?

as long as it isnt that helmet monstrosity i will probably buy it

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 21:13

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

haha leaked. i get it

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 18:27

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i dont like 3d or the 3ds. i guess ninty really is doomed

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 04:29

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

~Coxy posted:

They had to massively drop the price soon after launch because the lovely 3D gimmick was not enticing buyers to pay a premium.
The lenticular screen also increased the cost of the BOM and they had to release a cut down edition that was 2D only.
It's also likely the cause of all the problems sourcing the LCD screens and therefore console roulette.

Whether it's the "generation handheld sales leader" or not is irrelevant; the 3DS is far less successful than the DS was.

that console roulette problem hurts a lot. do i play my Limited Edition Mario and Luigi Dream Team 3ds XL, my Pokemon Special 20th Anniversery Edition New 3ds or my X and Y 2ds? any advice?

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 04:37

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

in the first game its witty, in the sequels its snark. :eng99:

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 15:37

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i like color splash. i dont like the combat ui. what is the point of scrolling through 90 cards to pick 4, swipe to select, press and hold to paint and then finally swiping again.

nintendo just let me press a to use a boot card, thanks

# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 06:42

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i got it on basic + buttons. advanced just removes 1 swipe but doesnt let me mash spam up through it all

its still poo poo

# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 06:48

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

together, we are NX

# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 06:39

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:18

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

you should just go ahead and give him five dollars because your friend is right

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 09:33

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