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Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Probably gonna be a knight or herald because I'm a sucker for neat looking heavy armour.

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Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Give me halberds or give me death

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Tetracube posted:

I hope that doesn't bode poorly for fashion souls

It'll probably be fine, as rolling is still a mechanic and only chumps get hit.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I slept and ate and am ready for Dark Souls. I hope everyone else is ready as well.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Wildtortilla posted:

Who else is going to fall for Patches' trap intentionally just to see everything this game has?

A follow up: who else will get angry when they die in Patches' trap knowing they intentionally walked into it?

I am going to do exactly this.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Alright I've got it preloaded. I am prepared to :darksouls:

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Eonwe posted:

change the thread title to Dork Souls III

because of how many dorks are playing it

:yeah:

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Tetracube posted:

nah its bad don't buy it. we only like it ironically

I unironically like hitting things with swords and stuff.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Spooky Bear Ghost posted:

Heres hoping my 660 ti can run it moderately well :pray:

I think it will be okay friend

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I am going to die please unlock the videogame.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Korthal posted:

Couldn't find it on the past 5 pages, but Here's the list of banned names. Sorry if it was already posted :ohdear:

Oh are these the same for 3 as well?

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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:aaaaa:

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Stokes posted:

Are y'all ready for an A-Team Dark Souls? Because I am.

I'm as ready as can be.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Vanderdeath posted:

We did it, lads. We waited and Miyazaki-sama answered.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pqKiOZdI40

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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I am ready to play this for another 12 hours today.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I can never decide on what hat I want my character to wear at all times, I keep swapping between one of the trillions of hoods I have. Fashion Souls is alive and well in my videogame.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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I want everyone to know that spears are really fun and you should use them

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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TheTrend posted:

So did today's patch make great swords great again?

They seem pretty decent. I've been having a good time with my Astora Greatsword even before the patch though. Unless the patch did stuff for regular greatswords and not ultra greatswords.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I just invaded some dude and fought them for like 15 minutes, just kept running around chugging estus and resummoning this same guy. After the host ran out of estus they ran off into a corner and disconnected their internet.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

So I'm not sure why the Blessed Weapon miracle makes your weapon look like a giant flashlight, but it's probably one of my favourite things.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Whix posted:

Anyone having trouble with sliding phantoms? Every time i invade or get invaded they're just sliding and i get hit without any animations.

Not constantly, but I have had it happen quite a bit. Kinda sucks not being able to see when people are swinging at you...

On the other hand though if you're fighting a boss in someone's world and they're sliding around, you can't actually get hit by the boss, you can just sit there and pummel them into the floor with impunity.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I spent a bit recently reading a lot of the item descriptions. A lot of the stuff that drops off of mobs has really interesting stuff in it, hinting at their origins and it's all really neat stuff.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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cheetah7071 posted:

I just realized the Channeler's Trident isn't in the game, wtf???

Yeah for real. Where is my dance stick?

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Mr. WTF posted:

Does that stack with the HP regen ring?

I want to say yes based off the fact that it seems like grasscrest stacks with the chloranthy ring this time around (Unless I'm an idiot and chloranthy ring +1 just has higher stamina regen and overrides the grasscrest), but I haven't tested it.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Brumaldo posted:

Does the handmaiden keep her inventory in NG+?

No, you have to build it up again.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Internet Kraken posted:

I kept waiting for Pursuer to pop up in this game and it never happended :(

Maybe in the DLC

I really hope hover-knight makes a return, they're my favourite.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

It seems to be pretty easy to just be silly as hell with sorceries in this, as far as fighting bosses goes, especially if you've got the Storyteller's Staff.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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I have seen some very good messages, though. My favourite so far was "No illusory wall ahead. All the more, let there be attacking."

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Melanion posted:

Why storyteller's? Isn't the spellbuff on it like half of heretic's?

Not even to cast spells with, literally just for the poison special it has just because it's basically a free spell attunement of poison mist.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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"Be wary of beanpole"

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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central dogma posted:

Just wanted to say that there's only one thing keeping DS3 from being better than DS1.
Well, what is it?
It was missing in Ds2 also and there's never been a good replacement. People have been using the patch squat but teabagging is dumb. I use Welcome to get an approximation, but it's not the same.

I like using Call Over and Toast. They're not perfect replacements, but I think they get the point across well enough.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!


Holy gently caress

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Does poise do anything at all in this game?

Not that I've really noticed. But then again, I also wear the Firekeeper torso because I think it looks nice so I just have no poise to begin with. :shrug:

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Mazerunner posted:

Healing the Dark Sigil at 5 sigils and 99 hollowing costs 402806 souls :catstare:

I think it's however much it costs to level currently x number of sigils. Right now mine costs just over 2 million souls!

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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BillmasterCozb posted:

I hate this fucker after the Pontiff fight, all he does is summon phantoms all day and hold up that dumbass Havel shield. And this is the fourth time it's made me invade him. Why is indicting not a thing in this game

Because they thought it was a good idea to remove the blue eye orb for some reason.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Emy posted:

I'm having fun with an unleveled pyro right now. To do Yoel's quest, am I forced to level up, or is there a way to accept his offer then just cancel out of the menu?

Nah I think you have to level up.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The password must match exactly

Also having cross-region play turned on helped with a couple of my friends when we were having issues.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!



We sat like this for maybe 2 minutes and then they promptly destroyed me. All in all a good invasion.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!


Holy poo poo I really want to do this now.

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Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

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Alabaster White posted:

Every single version of every single ring. It's hell.

Christ I thought it was just one of any of them. Welp. Guess I'll have to get them all in NG+3. :suicide:

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