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Swords obviously not but why would a teacher stop an 8 year old wearing chain mail?
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Aug 16, 2018 06:11
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walrusman posted:"Disrupting the learning environment," the teacher equivalent of the old "interfering with a police officer" catch-all charge. As a teacher myself I'd have zero issues with a kid wearing chain mail, provided it wasn't too much of a distraction and they could still do their poo poo
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Aug 16, 2018 07:17
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Paladinus posted:For one, their every move would be accompanied by loud jangling. as if primary school kids are capable of doing anything at all quietly
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Aug 16, 2018 10:02
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And that cops name, was Albert Einstein
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Aug 18, 2018 00:28
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Actually doing what he said produces some good results thoughquote:Once, once told me,
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Aug 18, 2018 02:15
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He's doing a novelty boxing match against a British YouTuber called KSI in a few days. The other guy has actual boxing experience so I think people are expecting/hoping Paul will get the poo poo beaten out of him. It's a good publicity stunt tbh
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Aug 20, 2018 11:29
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The bit about his roommate nearly getting assaulted and going to Muay Thai lessons doesn't seem particularly unrealistic but literally everything about the poster does. "I scared away the creeper, I convinced her to call the cops who viewed my footage of the incident, then I got her free kockboxing lessons. I do this sort of thing for females all the time  "The thing about the keys probably isn't true either, he just needed an excuse to retell and insert himself into a story that his roommate told him.
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Aug 22, 2018 23:34
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Hoshi posted:I thought the post script comes after the valediction The p stands for "pre" in this case
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Aug 27, 2018 01:14
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Just gave my name as "methodological individualism" in Starbucks. As the (Hegelian) barista screamed out my "name" repeatedly, the whole place erupted in to applause. Result. Try it.
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Aug 28, 2018 06:37
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:https://twitter.com/thunt59/status/1029530308713033728?s=19 I have definitely been using Google calendar for more than 5 years, and my partner is still using her iPhone 5 from 2012.
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Aug 28, 2018 09:44
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 Has there ever been a "my kid said X" tweet that really happened?
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Aug 28, 2018 13:08
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Zipperelli. posted:This dude's entire account is STDH_with_my_kids.txt Yeah this dude has turned stdh into a book and a career
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Aug 28, 2018 23:58
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Haifisch posted:
Dentists generally are loving scammers though, he's not wrong
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Aug 29, 2018 00:39
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Someone clicked my back and my teeth healed themselves
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Aug 29, 2018 01:58
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Aug 29, 2018 05:01
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Everyone I know with a physical disability has a sense of humour about it, but they all also have standard transactional responses to poo poo like that because it happens like every time they go to a restaurant or whatever.
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Aug 29, 2018 05:30
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jobson groeth posted:Yes but the only way for it to be accessible offline on your phone is for that information stored on Googles computers to be synched to your phone so it synchs. When is your phone ever "offline"? Is this 2010 or something?
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Aug 29, 2018 09:34
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"Just wait a second honey I need to- yes yes I know your arm hurts, we already established it's probably broken- yes I heard you the first ten times, Dad just needs to- no I'm not talking to the doctor about your arm, this is much more serious. Did you know this doctor has been using vaccines on KIDS?"
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Aug 31, 2018 00:16
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 Starts out believable but gets progressively less so, with the bystanders clapping to seal the deal at the end.
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Sep 1, 2018 14:59
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Not even with a hoodie, stopped a school shooter by reflecting light into their eyes.
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Sep 4, 2018 05:50
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Trash Boat posted:No wait but you see the only thing we need to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a
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Sep 4, 2018 11:20
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Sep 5, 2018 01:48
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Jurgan posted:It's a mildly clever bit of wordplay, but I can't see why anyone thinks it would prove anything. People aren't metal crafts. I wonder if he also holds out his hand for some money when someone says "a penny for your thoughts", or thinks that the bird exchange rate is fixed at one in the hand for two in the bush.
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Sep 5, 2018 03:54
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yeah I eat rear end posted:A responsible pet store? This is the real fake part. Pet stores (at a corporate level) are involved in some of the most unethical and gross treatment of animals. There's no way they'd be applauding an employee for refusing to sell a fish to someone
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Sep 7, 2018 01:41
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dovetaile posted:I've worked in a corporate pet store for years and most of that story rings true except the part where all of her employers are all thrilled at her for refusing a sale. I've absolutely refused sales for feeder fish and even koi and none of my managers backed me up. Even if it was an absolutely poo poo environment and they should not have been sold a fish (koi in a 10G). Is this like meta stdh? Because koi and goldfish aren't the same thing
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Sep 7, 2018 11:05
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Comptroll The Forums posted:And what's with knock-knock jokes? Most of the time when people tell them. they're not even knocking on a real door! Maybe tell the joke without making poo poo up next time, fuckwit. Don't get me started on absurdist humour. That poo poo doesn't even make sense!
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Sep 18, 2018 02:00
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I don't think she's in any way suggesting that this is exactly how it goes down, she just summarising using a format that's pretty common on Twitter
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Sep 20, 2018 23:33
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In what hosed up way can he think that he's the good guy in this story?
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Sep 21, 2018 00:30
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Like normally those stories have a much more elaborate setup for why they get to treat some woman like poo poo for having kids. Usually its around how the woman is a neglectful or irresponsible parent and the kids have been screaming/making a mess/being rude to everyone etc, basically the kids and her parenting style are just symbolic of her undeserved sexual agency. But I guess it's a familiar enough trope now that they can just cut straight to the bit where they fantasise about getting to vent and be validated for their misogyny.
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Sep 21, 2018 00:59
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timefly posted:There were no men on the childfree LiveJournal community that I remember and they still posted that poo poo constantly. Byzantine posted:I think you're stretching. Childfree poo poo is a reaction to heavy social pressure that if you're not married and cranking out kids by 25 you're broken. The constant nagging about "when are you giving us grandchildren?", that kind of thing. I don't think I've ever seen one that was directed at a man, or even a couple, so regardless of why the poster is resentful the central element of those stories is still a woman's undeserved sexual agency. On top of that is all the overtly misogynist poo poo like describing them as "landwhales" or whatever else, but even without that misogyny is still absolutely central to the meme.
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Sep 25, 2018 00:59
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Ugh mooooom Steve is such an rear end in a top hat why does he have to live with us.
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Sep 30, 2018 23:12
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Dixville posted:The text at the bottom... Why??? So you know what was in the picture obviously
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Oct 1, 2018 04:34
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I feed the crows at my local park all the time and they've never brought me poo poo. These stories are lies spread by crows to make people want to feed them
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Oct 1, 2018 23:08
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The_White_Crane posted:Wait, she's a black woman who supports Trump? That's pretty racist my dude
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Oct 4, 2018 11:35
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I've legit heard people say the names of twitch emotes in conversation. Like "that's a bit scratchhead" or even pretty dire poo poo like "that's so poggers". I felt like a really loving old man having to google things to understand what young people were saying. To be fair these are mostly teenagers I suspect my highschool teachers felt much the same way when we started saying poo poo like "owned" in conversation
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Oct 9, 2018 00:45
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Oct 12, 2018 10:48
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Joke would make more sense if Trump was actually up for re-election this November, but I guess some jokes are just too hot to keep in storage for two years. Your elections are always in November though right? The joke makes sense even if the election is still a few years away.
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Oct 17, 2018 02:28
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Also if you look closely a pumpkin is actually a plant and the president is generally considered to be a human.
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