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genericangst posted:I found out later that it was actually making fun of this STDH: To be fair, Romanians are pretty easy to spot. 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:That's way more than a sprinkling. More like a heaping tablespoon of stolen valor What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. etc etc
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Eid mubarak to you, friend. Here's one that did happen, for all the muslamic infidels out there with their ray guns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M
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Furia posted:Actually wait a minute: what's the difference between assassination boxes and assassination networks? It's like Lootcrate. Once a month they send you a box with all the cool new assassination gear in. Don't you know anything, grandad?
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poptart_fairy posted:But I killed her in Bloodborne? The Legend of The Cockpuncher!
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chitoryu12 posted:Bruce Lee carried a .357 Magnum and always said that it was the best form of defense against someone who actually meant you harm. Therefore, the best martial art is shooting people. Yeah, but you have to do it with style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2KJHysK6k8
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Non Serviam posted:Because cucumbers are disgusting raw. How do you cook them?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Why do people always qualify statements like this with ridiculous colors? It's like the technicolor version of "I'm not racist, but..." 
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quote:He thought it was just lighting effects until once, when she was extremely angry and staring completely fixedly, he saw them flickering blue-white. I Married A Cuttlefish!
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Mr. Belpit posted:On a house that's presumably lit, considering the guy was in it sharpening his toy. A TRUE warrior only sharpens it in pitch darkness to demonstrate his skill and knowledge of the blades!
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RoboRodent posted:I know someone who owns a bat'leth. They really do look like the sort of thing that would instantly stab you if you tried anything beyond "gently waving about at arm's length".
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Hihohe posted:Lol this person has body dismorphic disorder , BUT IM AN ATTACK HELICOPTER! Well, attack helicopters do have triggers.
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Zipperelli. posted:Made by someone who obviously has never been in an L&D unit in a hospital. Just pretend to slip while carrying them both, fling them up in the air and swap hands as you catch them again. Simple. "Whoa, that was close! Anyway, here are your babies."
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GreenMetalSun posted:Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could go en pointe for like, two seconds/long enough to snap photograph too. Especially if I was holding onto a doorknob. I'd be more impressed if she was doing this. 
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Paladinus posted:Don't young earth creationists believe that dinosaurs were dragons and other mythical lizard creatures from the Bible? Some* think that dinosaurs were indeed real, but they were unable to outrun the Flood and all drowned first which is why their bones are found so low down in the geologic column, thus proving that the Flood was real. * loving clueless idiots
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Fathis Munk posted:*"keikaku" means plan. No, it means "here birdy, birdy". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-oslkfnfWs
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areyoucontagious posted:"player's" Well, it doesn't say they're English students.
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Mr. Flunchy posted:got into an argument with my girlfriend over whether this STDH happened Nigel Farage will gently caress off out of the country if it turns out he hosed it up.  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-i-will-emigrate-if-brexit-is-a-disaster-a7653786.html
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Fathis Munk posted:These people are utterly unable to keep a story believable. Which people? Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev?
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Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report a gay yard. Relentlessly gay!
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quote:This troper is taller (about 6'1") than most of her friends, and has a 32DD chest. She has managed to get her friend's face stuck in her cleavage on several occasions. mmmff... Nope, sorry, I'm stuck. mmmffff... I guess I'll just have to stay here for a while. Darn it.
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Joey Freshwater posted:just lol if you don't have an app that brings food to you without you actually having to talk to another person Hopefully they'll soon be delivered by drones as well.
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Captain Monkey posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/6a4vfm/the_suck_button_not_my_story/ Sounds kinda familiar.... Oh yes. 
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Len posted:Apparently season 12 features an AntiChrist subplot where Lucifer knocks up someone at the White House and she knows it's the Antichrist but all life is sacred and she can't abort it. Was their mother called Martha?
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:You're allowed to return dead fish to the fish store?? Make sure to wipe the breadcrumbs off first.
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Not into all the turn-the-other-cheek stuff, then?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Why why why is it ALWAYS loving "Bohemian Rhapsody"? Because it's awesome.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Actually, it's not. Mama, ooh, I don't want to die.
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oldpainless posted:Goddam that kid is dumb Yeah, wouldn't Batman just send Alfred out to do the shopping?
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:You're right, you don't NEED to stimulate your kids in any meanful way, they just need a pair of boobs to look at! 
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"I dragged an unconscious girl from a party, bundled her into my car and drove off."
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lemon-lyme disease posted:Can AXE body spray make nipples come off or not? I want it to be true. The adverts only suggest it makes underwear come off.
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You... you DARE to besmirch the very honour of the cartoon I like?
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Haifisch posted:And in smaller scale stuff, escalation is bad. You don't want to make it into a gun fight unless you have literally no other choice. But tell that to these hero-wannabes and they'll think you're just a coward. Hmm, what does this situation need? I know - MORE GUNS!
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Hi. Um.. We'd like to, um... measure your boobs.  Why? For SCIENCE! Oh well, that's fine then.
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Decrepus posted:The first time I ran into "I have 7 girlfriends" was on a forum about Diablo 2 strategies. To be fair, chicks do dig video game strategists.
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chitoryu12 posted:My dad had a "dagger" made in Pakistan that I got when he died. It's a cheap, single piece of metal forged in a knife shape and painted black. I have a sword that I bought when I was teenager, which claims to be have been made in India. It cost me about £20, and seems to have been shaped (certainly not forged) from a single piece of cheap steel. It's more a "sword-shaped pointy bit of metal" than an actual sword
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