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WELCOME TO THE TELECONFERENCE SERVICE. PLEASE ENTER YOUR ACCESS CODE. FOLLOWED BY THE POUND SIGN. THERE ARE...FOUR...PARTICIPANTS ON YOUR CALL, INCLUDING YOU. YOU ARE JOINING YOUR CONFERENCE AS A PARTICIPANT. FOR A MENU OF AVAILABLE COMMANDS, PRESS STAR POUND *BOOP BEEP*
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why yes, all these stretched, poorly alpha-channeled stock images are going to be in this presentation going out to customers, why do you ask?
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Jun 9, 2016 15:56
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qntm posted:"Your meeting will start momentarily! Please continue to hold" think we use that same teleconf provider cause that message is too dumb to actually be common ...right?
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Jul 6, 2016 15:31
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qntm posted:AT&T I think yep
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Jul 13, 2016 22:52
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Thanks Ants posted:*dials into conferencing provider with a cheap analogue desk telephone that happens to have a speakerphone feature* my desk phone is older than i am.
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Jul 14, 2016 16:29
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Agile Vector posted:the poo poo hardware is my desktop phone same, my desk phone is literally older than i am
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Aug 7, 2016 21:56
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oh boy, a product manager joined the end of iteration demos, guess it's time for this to be his personal conference to discuss whatever
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Aug 9, 2016 15:06
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Clockwerk posted:I'm the person that repeatedly interrupts everyone mid discussion to loudly ask, "who just joined?" carry on then posted:WELCOME TO THE TELECONFERENCE SERVICE. PLEASE ENTER YOUR ACCESS CODE. FOLLOWED BY THE POUND SIGN.
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Aug 22, 2016 18:36
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Mad Wack posted:Our 25 person conf call once got to listen to a VP order a shamrock shake from a mcdonalds drive thru, taste it, and send it back amazing
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Sep 20, 2016 15:33
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dragon enthusiast posted:Back in college one day a professor forgot to take off the wireless clip-on mic during the break and we all got to hear him take a piss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4
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Sep 22, 2016 20:44
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several conferences in my buildinghave a poster that says "Start a meeting, share a story" it's the dumbest poo poo
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Sep 25, 2016 00:22
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at least our teleconf service has a command that mutes everyone but the host. it's pro.
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Sep 26, 2016 23:04
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BONGHITZ posted:i love tom shitfucker im partial to jerry pissfuck myself
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Oct 11, 2016 23:02
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fart simpson posted:i host a weekly call with attendees in china, denmark, and california. lol which one has to be up at midnight
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Oct 18, 2016 15:37
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also lately i've been noticing that people who are working from home all seem to have the mcmansion reverb of hardwood and vaulted ceilings when they talk
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Oct 18, 2016 15:38
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*noise* leader: "who's making that noise, could whoever is making that noise please go on mute" *noise* leader: "please go on mute" *noise* "hey [leader] can you mute yourself for a second" *silence*
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Oct 19, 2016 15:25
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Arcsech posted:In win7 & 8 win+up maximized the current window. In win10 it does that... Except if you previously used win+left/right, then win+up reduces the window to a quarter of your screen, which is loving useless and awful. it's fine.
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Oct 22, 2016 18:58
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Agile Vector posted:sounds like we have an echo. can everyone mute their phones for BONGHITZ posts? he is insecure-He Is Insecure-HE IS INSECURE-HE IS INSECUREFWIPFWIPFWIPFIWPWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Nov 7, 2016 22:39
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Dislike button posted:im still getting some background noise, can everyone please check to make sure youre on mute? uh, you can use * 6 7 to mute everyone *beep* *boop* *beep* ALL PARTICIPANTS ARE NOW IN LISTEN ONLY MODE *noise continues*
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Nov 8, 2016 02:59
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Mad Wack posted:in one of our conference rooms the facilities techs couldnt be bothered to install a projector screen so they marked where the projector hits the wall with a blue painters tape rectangle several of our team rooms are like this except with the border drawn in marker on the white board
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Nov 16, 2016 23:57
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mishaq posted:what kind of trashy places do you people work at jesus christ a fortune 50 global enterprise
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Nov 17, 2016 16:06
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Maximum Leader posted:sametime is the only good business chat app. unfortunately it comes with notes surprisingly, the enterprise im system built on eclipse isn't the worst one available
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Nov 18, 2016 15:51
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my desk phone is older than i am
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Nov 19, 2016 03:48
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management all hands meeting today had most of the presenters very quiet except for the main one who introduced each of the others, who was intent on making us all deaf "thanks very much and looking forward to working with you all" "OKAY THANKS BILL NOW WE'LL HEAR FROM ZANE" "hello everyone my name is zane" on and on for an hour and a half
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Nov 29, 2016 23:53
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the water fountain is free what more do you need?
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Dec 9, 2016 00:20
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Sun Wu Kampf posted:45 minutes into the meeting: nnnnnnNNNNRRRRGH *splashpfffrtttttfrtttt* / 
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Dec 12, 2016 21:10
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today we had a screaming kid in the background of someone on the conference call classic
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Jan 10, 2017 16:08
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Bloody posted:I am in a conference call I anticipate it being bad add an offer to suck them off to the new business section of the agenda
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Jan 11, 2017 21:20
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Mad Wack posted:the meetings will continue until productivity improves
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Jan 14, 2017 18:47
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sleepwalkers posted:i work for a company that was acquired and has no choice. we're currently in hell as we migrate: i have a feeling you were acquired by my employer. which web client have they told you about, because there are two of them
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Jan 16, 2017 21:41
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sleepwalkers posted:verse. god i hope there's a mail client somewhere that doesn't suck poo poo. there's also a notes web interface (fartcloud notes lmao) honestly i've just settled into using outlook + notes fat client for archives and hoping they relent on the 30 day limit for outlook
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Jan 16, 2017 22:24
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mishaq posted:lol guess
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Jan 16, 2017 22:58
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also it's not lotus notes anymore, it's IBM Notes: Social Edition
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Jan 17, 2017 05:03
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:political action conference calling with a bunch of fellow socialists please put this in the queue for the thread name thanks and gd bless
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Jan 26, 2017 16:27
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FrozenVent posted:once had an Iraq customer call me in the middle of my morning dump, happy to report I fixed his issue and got him to sign more business with us now try it with an Iranian
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Jan 28, 2017 14:51
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A Pinball Wizard posted:ohhh thats what that sound is? i figured it was some kind of out of band signalling that was leaking into the call our desk phones are rolms that are literally older than i am and they make this sound every time my phone gets too close
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Feb 5, 2017 15:24
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i really wish my team lead would stop saying "i'll talk to the rest of the team" when the rest of the team is me
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Feb 6, 2017 19:36
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Cat Face Joe posted:its u lol unfortunately!
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Feb 6, 2017 19:37
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Cold on a Cob posted:maybe you're doing the jobs of three people, demand a raise lol not quite but i have a feeling i'm about to
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to celebrate recent successes the department coordinated a little hour-long party at all the sites where we would each join a group call on a skype cart and the managers would say a few words what actually happened was 10 minutes of the director starting to talk and then being interrupted by his own voice turning into screeching feedback, so he just muted everyone and we ate cake
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