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Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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NX, probably. I've made a habit of getting new Nintendo consoles on launch.

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Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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Zelda's thick eyebrows. :swoon:

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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I'm at my local unpopular strip mall GameStop and there's only four other people here, so I'm not gonna have a problem.

Edit: And I didn't! Switch and Special Ed. get!

Gibbering fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jan 13, 2017

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
I want to explore all the interesting ways to set things on fire.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
Maybe it's like a named seasonal weather event.

Calamity Ganon
Calamity Hilda
Calamity Ingo (this one didn't live up to its hype)

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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The wild, Bokoblin.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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BowieFett posted:

In one of the videos where Reggie is showing off the stuff that comes in the special edition, one of the treehouse guys says that the flower has some significance in the game.

If we can defeat Ganon with flowers, this will be the best game ever.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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MokBa posted:

My guess is you use those flowers to brew a strong drink and then share some with Ganon. Your gesture of kindness will calm him and the kingdom will be at peace without the use of violence.

And then you will have to face the four divine demons of Ganon's alcoholism.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

Instant Sunrise posted:

breath of the wild is going to be bad because link's hair isn't pink.

Maybe one of his hair options is pink.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
I'm gonna be a nerd and go down the list of Persian emperors for my horses.

Cyrus
Cambyses
Bardiya
Darius
Xerxes
Artaxerxes

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
Losers, both of 'em.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

Shoehead posted:

:swoon: He is very pretty..

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

El Burbo posted:

Armor spoiler: some of it looks very sexy

Do we get Shota-Shorts Link?

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
I want to grope Ganon with a Stalfos arm.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
I want to hit Bokoblins with my traveling guitar.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
Tonight I get to find out if I'm too old to stay awake past midnight. My odds aren't good, but goddamnit I gotta try.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
Why does Kass keep giving bedroom eyes.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

Mylan posted:

I missed fish dating chat but that reminded me of the creepiest quest I found yesterday. In Zora's Domain you can literally help one of the Zora children hook up with a HyIian pedo. I wish I was kidding.

:stare:

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

Yorkshire Tea posted:

Okay, so I'm trying to avoid spoiling myself but there are also things I don't want to miss.

Spoilers for items and stuff in the game:

I know the Master Sword is in the game and I'm pretty sure it's somewhere in the Lost Woods, but I've no idea of how to get through once I get up to the final torch markers. I don't want the solution, but I would like to know if the solution will be hinted at in the course of the game itself.

Similarly I know the Hylian Shield exists somewhere, but I've no idea of where to find it. Again, my question is, if I just play the game will hints come up telling me where it is?


Long story short I want to know if the solutions to these things are bullshit I need to look up or things I'll find along the way.

In other news I found some really cool berserker armour.

But the level 2 upgrade requires Lynel hoofs.

Oh god I'm going to die so many times.

Observation is key to the first one.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
I want to marry Sidon so he can give me rides every night.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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After far too many reloads, I finally got the Short Shorts of the Hero from the 8bit Link amiibo.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

cheetah7071 posted:

Holy poo poo is this real



I love my fish boyfriend. :swoon:

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

Internet Kraken posted:

See I flew down to that shrine after doing the Moderate Strength test nearby. The moderate test took quite some effort with crappy gear, so when I saw "Major" I just turned around.

Yup. "Well, this isn't happening. Oh! What's that island in the distance!"

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:
I love how Classic Link's short shorts instantly make every outfit better by showing off his thighs.

On a related note, I probably shouldn't've pulled the Master Sword wearing less cloth than a Chippendale. ...unless Fi enjoys that?

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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Hyrule needs to stop coronating kings. They keep making really dumb decisions.

Gibbering fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Mar 15, 2017

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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Raserys posted:

even though I too could do without ganon, I would like to see some kind of resolution to the gerudo ganondorf

granted, he only had any depth in wind Waker, but still

Link has to get an old sage, a young sage, a book, and a candle to perform an exorcism on Ganondorf.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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cheetah7071 posted:

Mostly the zora are really cute in this game imo

For some reason I find the grumpy old ones super endearing even though they're bony, bitter assholes.

Gibbering
May 24, 2014

:catdrugs:

:love:

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Gibbering
May 24, 2014

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DelphiAegis posted:

I definitely want a corrupted link to jump me.

That'd be awesome.

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