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Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Law Cheetah posted:

they used to tell us "oh you're going to have to write all your homework in cursive" but nobody ever even mentioned it to me again

at every stage of my education they always told me like "oh you're joking around now but you're gonna face the real world next year" and it was never true

remember when they said "you're not gonna be carrying a calculator with you wherever you go"

lmao

also my regular writing reverted from cursive back to print by college and it still looks like a second grader's chicken scratch

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Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Lmao

https://twitter.com/koat7news/status/1453551114964643841?s=21

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

of course

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1454205574699175936?s=20

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/UrbanNathalia/status/1478767039481274370?s=20

lol hospitalized for an intestinal blockage due to snarfin' on shrimps

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1502797960572243968?s=20&t=cBk809rQFH72TdO7vKhO3g

matt has to stop loving around with the lathe of heaven and willing these people into existence

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1504928739779616769?s=21

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

I think some people are just trying to break it

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1535712304272138240?s=21&t=M0puk1q0F1QJAoMpiR8KZw

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1543401578312482816?s=20&t=wQTTSUJAcwGrwP_Y1QuJ2Q

ugh lol

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005


as soon as I read "New York’s downtown wannabe art scene" I closed the tab

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

The Kingfish posted:

They are going through old tweets trying to cancel him lmao

E: making children lock up their phone is just another front of the class war hahaha

they're arguing that kids need constant access to their phones in case they have to call 911 or say goodbye to their parents when a school shooting inevitably happens

we're a failed state

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005


yeah lots of people blaming the teacher for not holding his students' attention when he has to compete with everyone literally having TVs with unlimited streaming movies in their pocket at all times

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

is it just me or does this guy look and sound way older than he is? He's only 39

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005


haha is that a denim suit? Go Matt

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1574152392408322049?s=20&t=hghj0nhoprVc3pR14jiaeg

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1580737701128859648?s=20&t=dxpvUT-NNnmeUA8nA__SJw

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

it's a pretty open secret that they developed infinite scrolling and likes deliberately to make social media apps as addictive as possible

pulling the screen down to reload your feed over and over is basically hitting that lever to make a food pellet drop, it lights up the exact same areas of the brain

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/byyourlogic/status/1586940782501568518?s=61&t=2xZFY7bukSMBaupEF99sMA

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Groovelord Neato posted:

Benny Johnson has got to be the most cringe-inducing political internet personality. Makes it especially bad because he doesn't believe any of it.

for someone who doesn't believe in it he sure has his finger on the pulse

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1590434342777810944?s=20&t=XhAP5cUN4OP4XVgmHECG9A

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/1604280308555300866?s=61&t=Gl9CuZkmXGwny0nZ-FpAYw

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

PostNouveau posted:

Also not shutting the gently caress up about gay/trans people, which is one of the boys' big takes on the far-right shitheads that they come off as super weirdos to normal people by being obsessed about that stuff.

https://twitter.com/calebecarma/status/1634301037661093890

I hope Felix is right that the current GOP “going door-to-door screaming at people about bottom surgery” strategy is the massive liability he says it is because it seems like they’re going all in on it

That recent survey claiming that most people see “woke” as a positive rather than a slur is a hopeful sign

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Sephyr posted:

Between SVB crashing, Rod losing his original meal ticket, Musk firing the single based techbro and then re-hiring him in a hurry so as not to be eaten alive by lawsuits, and a blob-like lt. Governor caught stanning a twink rentboy, the pod is really spoile dfor choice this monday, huh

top that off with Jordan Peterson :nws: going the hell off :nws: and the weekend isn't even over yet!

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Gripweed posted:

god he's so anti-charismatic.

https://twitter.com/daviddoel/status/1650138206262681600?s=20

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1658283814978813952?s=46&t=wv7RqzdHvNj02olD1FFwIw

lol good lord

https://twitter.com/jacobkornbluh/status/1658220904386555905?s=46&t=wv7RqzdHvNj02olD1FFwIw

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

i say swears online posted:

god this quote is incredible

https://twitter.com/Wertwhile/status/1667854905523023872?s=20

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1687199702180319237?s=20

lol

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

MonsieurChoc posted:

Yup, he got up to get beer refills multiple time and just went off during the second half of the show.

it couldn't have been as bad as the 2018 livestream, didn't he down an entire bottle of like 120-proof rum by himself in the span of 2 hours?

you'd have to drink quite a bit of beer to match that

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

a_gelatinous_cube posted:

This post finally tricked me into listening to that song and holy poo poo it's not good. I agree this probably isn't astroturfed though, plenty of lovely songs go viral all the time. If anything I'd attribute it to the very first fringes of late 2000s/early 2010s americana and folk music starting to roll back around as nostalgia. Anyway Drive by Truckers did this song better 20 years ago and there are a ton of good country songs about working class angst and political alienation already out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeYGo33_wkY

DBT is good, here's one about murdering a banker who foreclosed on the farm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q-Ma6UlrtA

and here's a good one from a relatively unknown bluegrass guy that ends with another banker being murdered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUC1JaZkMgo

Rhesus Pieces fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Aug 20, 2023

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Cosmik Slop posted:

The growing look of absolute horror on Will's face as the evening wore on is still one of the high points of the entire podcast

It really was something, the chances of Will having to help clean up a lot of vomit were quickly approaching 100% and he knew it

Matt must have a champion-level alcohol tolerance because what he drank would’ve easily killed me three times over, I don’t know how that night didn’t end with a trip to the ER

Also lol at the context of DeSantis’s rictus grin

https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1693422119034540509?s=61&t=mDwlfyNtJXTpSGh0jJzrag

Rhesus Pieces fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Aug 21, 2023

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Quote is not edit

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

moist turtleneck posted:

Georgia lets you pick your height and weight

he was skimming MLB rosters all week looking for big beautiful center fielders to steal vital statistics from, while practicing his booking face

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Seams posted:

even rod dreher is wishing Matt the best lol

And he did it in the most assholish way possible, making it about himself and openly playing internet doctor which they explicitly requested people not to do, vintage rod

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005


https://youtu.be/rCw9MyzALow?feature=shared

E: dammit

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

space uncle posted:

https://www.truthdig.com/articles/the-grill-master-of-acid-marxism/

drat I never listened to any Cushvlogs, I just listened to the show. But this article is well written and makes me want to.

quote:

Christman is not afraid to invoke the “background radiation of eternal oneness that we are all just a few degrees of perceiving at any given moment.” The perception of this unity — a synonym for the all-embracing primacy of love, symbolized by the Welcoming Grill — is not anti-political, but a source of meaning and energy relevant to the task of imagining and building, when conditions are right, a world beyond whatever the hell this is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czDW7usKSO4&t=578s

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Folks,

https://x.com/cushbomb/status/1728241068616171812?s=61&t=mDwlfyNtJXTpSGh0jJzrag

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://x.com/washingtonpost/status/1730040628766257247?s=20

hell yeah

Matt stared into the abyss and nudged the hand of death to someone more deserving

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://x.com/blowbackpod/status/1730044656459677969?s=20

hell yeah again

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://x.com/cushbomb/status/1732603637082525858?s=61&t=mDwlfyNtJXTpSGh0jJzrag

Recovering from a stroke and still slinging tweets that will fly over almost everyone’s heads

E: oh my god there’s an even better easter egg in there

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://x.com/ByYourLogic/status/1734007356860858833?s=20

https://x.com/ByYourLogic/status/1734011206879617188?s=20

lmbo

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

WoodrowSkillson posted:

how in gods name could he hear "hair". Its a 2 syllable word and hetfield even draws it out, pronouncing it "heaaar-ing"

Also, it’s landmine not landline

A landline taking his hair makes even less sense

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://x.com/cushbomb/status/1766242317349028222?s=61&t=mDwlfyNtJXTpSGh0jJzrag

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Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Famethrowa posted:

god bless Felix and his rotating special interests. Dark Souls + Gibbon Felix was his most powerful but Ace Combat + Manul is close

it's always two disparate things at once: MMA/Saudi Arabia, Manuls/fighter jets, Sables/Bolsonaro...

in totally unrelated news there's a monkey war going on in Thailand right now

https://x.com/sighyam/status/1773722937759084555?s=20

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