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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat
its caro

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Parallax Scroll posted:

we haven't heard anything more about caro since the russians handed him off to the US, have we?

he'll come back one day

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat

various cheeses posted:

• some garbage pornstar with butt problems getting triggered by a gbs poster saying "looks like that whore got niggered"
• a guy pretending to be a girl with a fetish for being turned into a robot

haha what

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat
can someone please link me to the FYAD mr shivers thread

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Justin Godscock posted:

Nope, there was one supposed to happen in 2006 but someone ratted out to the owner of the property (about how there were going to be drugs there or some poo poo) and the organizing goon had to cancel. There haven't been any serious attempts at a Gooncamp or even a Gooncon since.


Holy gently caress, I remember this. To add some context GBS was in a really weird and manic mood that night and someone posted a thread about how their friend (who had schizophrenia or some such mental illness) and went into a psychotic episode and led the police on a chase (an article/video someone dug up in the thread showed at least 10 cop cars involved). What resulted was him bailing out of his car, knocking out a couple K9s that were sent after him before finally being tasered into submission. Oh, and the OP was trying to get donations for his legal defence or some poo poo. This sounds really horrific but, again, GBS isn't your personal hugbox, donation kiosk or psychiatrist so what did he expect?

iirc he also ripped the taser leads out of his chest while charging at the cops

it was Him. he was the Goon. it was the Prophecy.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat

Jose posted:

yospos did a secret santa and someone sent a broken dreamcast full of meal worms lol

could someone please link me to this

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat
can someone tldr the ty peppar story for me i cant justify taking the time to read 60 pages of this forum just to figure out how we got him banned from wikipedia

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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WickedHate posted:

That's Pupa, and incidentally one of the more hosed up terrible japanimes I was thinking about earlier(tied with He Is My Master, probably).

why do you know all this poo poo man

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Len posted:

Check the rap sheet

:staredog:

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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wickedhate has earned my respect for how completely he derailed this thread just by being a historically massive weirdo

gg wickedhate

(seek therapy)

e: it's important to remember that he also identifies as 'authoritarian but not fascist'

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

talks in a permanent squeaky baby voice

like on purpose?

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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i thought wom was funny

i mean i was like 17 but still

e: wait Shmorky really did that voice all the time? I thought it was only a youtube thing

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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e: qoute=!edit

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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steinrokkan posted:

Has it ever been decided what part of his story was true and what was fiction?

quote:

lynched their local priest and his whole family and burned down the church in an act of Communist revolution

c'mon man

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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satsui no thankyou posted:

drat that guy has been on at least 1 date

nah man he missed it to get his food pipe cut open

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Brown Moses posted:

Caro update, he recently tried to get in touch with me and I repeatedly told him I didn't want to speak to him. Seems like he's back living in the community virtually unchanged.

tell him to post on the forums please

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Nuebot posted:

From non-professional ones too! Whole lot of "I will pay you to write about naruto and sasuke engaging this incredibly specific fetish for fifty pages" Sometimes they want you to write about their OC.

for real how do I get this gig

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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I Said No posted:

schmorky apparently got sectioned

haha wait what

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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i know what 'sectioned' means im asking for the context in which shmorky was committed

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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i also thought it was poop

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat

quote:

One evening some goon drank too many energy drinks or something and had a nervous breakdown. He drove pantsless across New England and when the cops finally pulled him over he tried to run and they had to release the dogs. Among other things he was charged with assaulting one of the dogs. I forget all the other details, all I have is this picture:

Justin Godscock posted:

Holy gently caress, I remember this. To add some context GBS was in a really weird and manic mood that night and someone posted a thread about how their friend (who had schizophrenia or some such mental illness) and went into a psychotic episode and led the police on a chase (an article/video someone dug up in the thread showed at least 10 cop cars involved). What resulted was him bailing out of his car, knocking out a couple K9s that were sent after him before finally being tasered into submission. Oh, and the OP was trying to get donations for his legal defence or some poo poo. This sounds really horrific but, again, GBS isn't your personal hugbox, donation kiosk or psychiatrist so what did he expect?


chernobyl kinsman posted:

iirc he also ripped the taser leads out of his chest while charging at the cops

it was Him. he was the Goon. it was the Prophecy.

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Here's the text:

this is one of the foundational myths of the forums and should be required reading when you reg

it's important

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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FactsAreUseless posted:

I forgot he used the phrase "pledged my heart and soul to a girl."

this poor rear end in a top hat was such a complete dweeb in life that even death holds for him no dignity

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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there's no way the first story is true. there just isn't

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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does anyone have a link to the minecraft fairy torture manifesto post

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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i didnt think i could still be surprised by SA but the fact that some of you are defending the idea of panic-moving an hour away solely because you saw a retiree in a MAGA hat down at wegmans is really a new frontier for me

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmao at the idea of someone being so not-racist they want to "move out of a neighborhood where a group of people who are statistically more likely to commit crimes now live."

:thejoke:

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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when it comes to murdering hogs you can either recreate the grand aristocratic hunts of old, when joint pursuit of the beast reaffirmed man's place as king of the natural world and bound men together in bonds of friendly union, or you can degenerate into terrifying heart of darkness bloodlust, wading knee-deep through the blood of the animals you savaged and mutilated

hog dude chose, or was chosen by, the latter

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:

speak for yourself I get gigabit up/down plus HBO for $80 a month and I'm not even in a major city :smug:

lol at spending a thousand dollars a year on the internet

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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Soiled Meat
there was a goon who led the cops on a multi-state car chase, which ended when he crashed

he then got out of the car and charged the police, at which point they shot him with rubber bullets and tased him

he ripped the taser leads out of his chest and continued his charge, only to be taken down by two (?) police dogs

does anyone remember this? it was Him. he was the Goon. it was the Prophecy.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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stop banning avshalom

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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VanSandman posted:

Avshalom is legit one of the funniest people to ever post here. Some say if you’re very quiet, you can hear her post from the deep woods, bringing a little absurdity to us all.

ergo, stop banning avshalom

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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420 SWAGLORD posted:

You are really invested in this

Like a bunch of people have pointed out, she only gets banned when she does something that anyone else would also be banned for. What are you suggesting? Just turn the whole place into a personal soapbox and let one poster poo poo wherever she feels like because she is also funny sometimes?

yeah

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

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it was definitely SA, i remember it

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