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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The Beepocalypse was interesting.

But the Jbarwick and Frankie thing had me laughing for a month straight.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Not sure if this whole shtick got started here, but boy was it good.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Worlds Smuggest posted:

Funny if true, since we've had more impact on the world by proxy than they ever have.

heh...HA....HAHAHHAHA...:lol:...AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhA...:laffo:.....AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Worlds Smuggest posted:

To be fair goatman, any spy organization, could not and should not, take credit for any action they are responsible for, and thus have, in no clear terms, an impact on anything.

That and anything they have done in the last 70 years has either blown up in their face or been a complete and total failure when discovered or outed.

So are you saying we should take credit for something? *holds up cuff to mouth and awaits a response*.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Worlds Smuggest posted:

Only if to prove we are not, in fact, a CIA front to anyone who would read your posts or this forum. oh, wait... :smith:

Time makes fools of us all.

:smith:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Also which goon was it that posted multiple pictures that always included his nutsack in different threads across the forums? I wanna say Wayne Gretsky but it's been a while

It was him and, if I recall correctly, he was a mod at the time.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Is there a saga where a SA poster gets as man hang and blow jobs as then so feel is needed to attain nirvana?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Is there a saga where a SA poster gets as man hang and blow jobs as then so feel is needed to attain nirvana?

Jesus Christ I need to proof read My poo poo.

I am *teh fail.


*This one was intentional.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Memories :allears:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cicadas! posted:

I can't respect a man who welshes on his bets. Abe did not eat his hat, fruit does not count as a hat. He is a fraud and charlatan.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

We laugh, but this woman is why we are now allowed to not talk to the police. The famous Carmen Miranda Rights.

God damnit...

:lol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Powaqoatse posted:

*rolls d20 for Goon Project* "ah gently caress critical fumble* "i guess not"

Ooooo Roll for critical doxxing.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Charles Bukowski posted:

Toxx's used to mean something around here. If a man had to gently caress a flask of raw meat then by god he drat well hosed it good.

Money ruins everything!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

SA is a CIA front, not a trolling location!

It can be both.

We need to blow off steam too.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kay Kessler posted:

If I recall, Lowtax said that she was fairly normal until Shmorky got her involved in social justice and told her to stop taking her medication.

And when the cops were called he told them everything was fine while mouthing "help me".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME5NmFondds

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Bait.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Wow thanks for the analysis mr Freud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4Ooz95ulU

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FactsAreUseless posted:

They really loving hate it when you try to guess their name.

:haw:

Nice.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought birds of a feather were supposed to flock together.

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

You aren't funny

Hello gentlemen. You rang?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

You're the grossest creep on the forums

Well, I guess you're in good company then.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

I still don't think its one of the greatest sagas of SA though.

Give it time. This one guy is trying very hard.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

It took me 30 seconds to find a terrible gross post you wrote

Now post as Kelp Me!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I don't get why anyone would tie their picture to their SA account, I hide this website from people like it's pornography.

While I don't go around advertising it, I have and will continue to admit to being a goon, I keep my username private. I have however posted my picture in the selfie thread. Which happens to be the same picture I use for other things.

It's rather entertaining seeing gears grind in folk's heads when they obviously know who I am, on this site, but they are not willing to give away that they are also a goon.

In my opinion, this site is labeled as a comedy site, foul, black, pitch, gallows humor, but comedy. Not everyone likes Carlin. Or Jeff Ross. Or Anthony Jeselnik. So, when someone is offended by my sense of humor, it is in essence, the assholes removing themselves from my real life. Which is the biggest blessing this site has ever given me.


FactsAreUseless posted:

The Kelp Me/Crunk Bird/Venda Goat complex triangle of love and rivalries that apparently exists for some reason is my new favorite saga.

Oh buddy, if you like it so far, just wait for season two!



Hey Bird! Keep up the good work

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

So, I have to admit to, until right now, getting cloaca and clavicle mixed up. :psyduck:

:lol:
Like a human Blastoise.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

Unless you are me. Then you get nothing.

According to your avatar, you're Literally a Hitler.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TheHistoryChannel posted:

Also: vendagoat, you and I video chatted quite a bit. I was under a different name. I was chugging scotch and shooting up my apartment with a bb gun while shirtless. I don't remember what we talked about.

Oh god! My forums Cred!

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Turtlicious posted:

Yeah, round up and shoot everyone that makes different purchasing decisions then i do.

A true patriot! :patriot:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bud K ninja sword posted:

sorry you only talk to uggo goons friend. :smith:

We're all ugly here, one way or another.

Namaste.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bud K ninja sword posted:

I cant be ugly.. I self identify as a very attractive frog tyvm

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bud K ninja sword posted:



dont dox me I have a mighty legion of elite haxzors at my command goatperson.

I'm actually the person behind the mascot.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

That sounds like a challenge

Eat Fresh and apply for moddom.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lutha Mahtin posted:

my favorite bit about groverhaus was when someone found a clip of Grover on sesame street building a fort that then falls down on top of him

Writers for shows are absolutely goons.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

food court bailiff posted:

Yeah, that's a...weird belief to hold. Why on earth wouldn't a company be able to talk about why they fired you?

Slander

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's only slander if it's untrue. Saying, "Jeff was terminated on Feb. 12th 2016 for attendance issues" is not slander if that is why he was terminated. Saying, "Jeff's a liar and stole everything from the register one night, but we couldn't prove it so we fired him for attendance" could be.

Yup.

Still won't dissuade some people from saying, "You didn't hear it from me, but..."

Which can influence a possible employer, and the potential employee will never know about it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This has nothing to do with the current theme of the thread. I just have to post this for context.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

As an actual beard haver, I can tell you this extremely satisfying to do IRL.

There isn't any doubt in my mind.

Enjoy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Keru posted:

"im not owned! im not owned!" he continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transform into divorce papers

:lol::laffo:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Smythe posted:

i came here for the epic sagas of the sa forums and all i got was this lousy mod sass

Why don't you find someone to complain about it? :colbert:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I misspelled a word! I deserve a ban! :cry:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Been there, done that. You should try it once.

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