Pastry of the Year posted:

NWS? http://i.imgur.com/Bl4Ekzm.png


The results are in, folks!

MizPiz posted:

I'm surprised you didn't include this one.

Garrand posted:

During college I lived alone in an apartment with no dish washer. After about 6 months I had stopped doing dishes and just started dumping various amounts of bleach into the sink every few months once the mold started to smell.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, I'm assuming single dad's with a dog is the man version of a hot female doctor that likes football and doesn't want kids.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Dogs are better because they're more masculine. Ideally one of those massive bear looking dogs they use to dig cars out of the snow in Alaska. Another good animal for a dating profile is a squirrel on your shoulder, because it implies you might be a high level druid with an animal familiar.

twistedmentat posted:

There was a tumblr that was full of creepy Tindr profiles, and most where weirdos with guns, dead animals and some very questionable stuff they're posing against (like openly posing before Nazi and CSA flags).

Sadly its shut down. I always meant to grab content from there because holy poo poo some guy named 9mmSolutions had piles and piles of guns and a poster of Obama with a knife through it behind him and he said "looking for a woman to bare the master race after we take this country back for real Americans".

So I just have these




Maybe there is a reason people don't wear fedoras anymore?

Uh I don't think you get what being a feminist means

This is my dating profile, so i'm going to hide my identity.

Reminds me of the post i once saw that said "I just need a woman who can enjoy my Katana collection as much as I do"


I'm gonna admit, I don't think unshaved legs look good, but I don't feel like women have to shave them just for me.


These two were received by a friend of mine.




That's the face you make when you're being arrested for, lets say child porn



I think it's more that you're an rear end in a top hat, not Breaking bad



You know, until just now, I thought he was holding an Oboe



He wanted a 6 donged dragon robot body didn't he?


This kid probably writes for Breibart now

Bum the Sad posted:

I keep all my milk in your mom

Darth123123 posted:

What's a pegasister?

Catnipped posted:

Reminds me of the con I got dragged to once. Furries love drugs and bright colors along with the drugs. And alcoholism!

Darth123123 posted:

I'm a straight edge furry. AMA

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

Did you actually go to the wikia page as well? http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:49806 ("Mutilating Baby's Penises")

Holy poo poo.

He cites Xenosaga as a source of the true teachings of Jesus Christ. Not kidding.

LingcodKilla posted:

The best advice I'll ever give my children is to make sure that special someone will pop the zits you can't reach and do it with a smile.

Scratch Monkey posted:

People who go to those cons aren't playing the games as a pretext to indulging their fetish

Midnight Voyager posted:

Two ladies dressed as dudes taking photos of themselves fake banging because they found fictional guys real-banging hot, plus the photographer who was into this as well. Freud would have a field day.

Picnic Princess posted:

Today I learned PCOS Bill sucked on dead pig teats as a teenager. I haven't seen this kind of revelation since Morally Inept's confession.

PCOS Bill posted:

You failed the lesson, if that's your takeaway.

chitoryu12 posted:

He mentioned something about no longer being a Brony because the show "stopped being accurate to the real Equestria".

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

it doesn't take much more than a gis of "tara strong twitter" to start finding poo poo

PCOS Bill posted:

Because liberals keep changing its definition to suit their cause du jour, and to make it more and more muddled to the point of "KISSING YOUR WIFE WITHOUT EXPLICITLY OBTAINING AN ENTHUSIASTIC YES FIRST IS RAPE"

PCOS Bill posted:

Hahahahahaha, see what I mean?

PCOS Bill posted:

"A kiss is rape" - Who What Now

Serge Painsbourg posted:

I like Hillary Clinton. I don't like her as much as these people.

http://hillarysuggestion.tumblr.com/

quote:

I want hillary to stand outside my window while I sleep, protecting me from unseen threats with her katana

how me a frog posted:

It looks like a fairly well done costume of a character in a dumb movie for babies that adults apparently enjoyed in the USA. What is the AUG?

Basticle posted:

Ularg posted:

And here I thought the Bong was filled with cum.

I'll take the little wins.

Toys For Twats posted:

Any group that I disagree with are nazis!!

Non Serviam posted:

Yeah dude, white people are the only ones who do stupid poo poo on YouTube.

purple death ray posted:

Chocolate is the loving worst one. Yeah no poo poo there's better chocolate out there. Thanks for enlightening me about the existence of high quality chocolate there Anthony Bourdain, now gently caress off and let me eat a loving snickers on my lunch break.

Fathis Munk posted:

It's poisonous for cats and dogs (and humans but you would have to eat impossible amounts) but cats don't taste sweet and thus don't tend to eat chocolate. Dogs on the other hand will gleefully poison themselves.

Fathis Munk posted:

Cats can taste ATP, which we can't. It's part of why they love meat, that tasty tasty ATP taste.

Pick posted:

Those are kind of rad, like if a hot woman were wearing them we'd all agree it was cool.

Pick posted:

There's nothing inherently sexual about hoof shoes, he might just like them.

MizPiz posted:

Have you guys considered he's just the Greek demigod Pan? Show some respect.