NFL Week 2 Aftermath: I have friends on Twitter that are autistic

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I'm Glad The Ravens Won

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:12

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 12:52

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I'm currently feasting on josh mccown's soul

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:14

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Ravens also covered yes yesss

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:18

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FuzzySkinner posted:

That was a bad call in a long line of bad calls. This happened throughout the whole game while the Ravens were taking shots at McCown well after he gave up.

The NFL is a smoldering hot garbage fire and Goddell only cares about protecting his golden boy franchises. (Ravens, Steelers, etc)

loving horseshit. gently caress this poo poo.

Lmao

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:29

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The NFL's Golden Franchise - The Baltimore Ravens

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:32

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FuzzySkinner posted:

I'm allowed to get pissed. You deal with 17 of this bullshit.

Christ Kawmilicious has gotten pissed over LESS. gently caress off.

Explain the Phantom td tia

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:37

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Eifert Posting posted:

Give the guy some space goddamn.

I'm Glad The Bengals Lost

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:37

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HOW DARE THE BROWNS PLAY LIKE poo poo AND LOSE TO THE GOLDEN BOYS OF THE NFL, THE BALTIMORE RAVENS

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:38

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Hofer Joe Flacco, Dixie Cup rear end Mike Wallace, and CJ Mosely defeated the poo poo stain browns.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:42

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FuzzySkinner posted:

I think people are allowed to be frustrated after a loss like that. Especially with how it ended and what happened during the game.

If the Browns had simply just blew it? I wouldn't have been upset, but I didn't feel that was the case. You add the fact that I've seen this team do this for 17 years and I've yet to see them have any long sustained success? Yes that's going to be my go-to. Especially with how the league treated the Browns when they were building this franchise up.

Also just judging by how Goddell handled the Ravens with kidgloves with how the Ray Rice situation got handled among other things? Makes me believe that the league is not exactly on the straight and narrow.

You can mock me or whatever. But Sundays have been a living hell for me since 1999.

LMFAO

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:43

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Eifert Posting posted:

Seriously, y'all? Piling onto a Browns fan? Maybe after he calms down we can tell a six year old his painting is poo poo or ask a sixty year old football player to climb a flight of stairs.

I'm Glad That Kid Died

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:46

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Every Sunday since 1999 has been pure hell - an autist with 0 perspective

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:47

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Flikken posted:

And it took nearly 3 quarters to dig yourself out of that hole? What is your point?

Ravens 25 - Browns 20

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:47

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Zyla posted:

really, since 1982. but thats just me

This owns

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:51

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Flikken posted:

Yes that is the final score but your garbage rear end team took 3 quarters to accumulate the points required to overcome the first 10 minutes.

What I'm saying it didn't matter when the points came but what they were when the clock hit zero. But hey you want to keep up the high of beating the 2 biggest punchlines in the NFL by less than a TD by all means continue.

Lmao we should feel so bad that we won the game. It is required to score style points along with TDs or you don't truly win

OR

RAVENS DEFEAT BROWNS IN CLEVELAND 25-20

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:55

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FuzzySkinner posted:

Go gently caress yourself.

My poor lovely football team makes my life hell!!! - a literal child with 0 perspective

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:56

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Kawalimus posted:

This is nonsense.

No no no you see points scored in the first are more valuable than points scored in the 4th

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:57

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FuzzySkinner posted:

Yeah they're trashing people on here by calling them "autists" on here.

Lovely. Pure class

Just calling em how I see em, bud. Call me heartless now as I feast on your lovely sadsack fanbase's tears (yours especially)

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:59

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FuzzySkinner posted:

I'm not the one using a disability as an insult.

You're the rear end in a top hat here. Not me. You should apologize for being human garbage.

Lmao is that the best you got? I'll take my evil soul and enjoy my W. You take your "hellish" Sunday and stew in your moral superiority :lol:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:00

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Flikken posted:

Hey look, we are talking past each other, it's not often that a product ofNE Ohio schools can feel superior on anyone. But you know, Maryland fitting that just makes sense.

Sigh.....Ravens...25....Browns....20

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:02

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FuzzySkinner posted:

Shove it right up your rear end.

That win is so far up there it's giving me sexual pleasure

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:03

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FuzzySkinner posted:

Your team is garbage regardless.

And you're garbage regardless. Fuckbag.

*looks at two lombardis in 15 years*

Nahhhh

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:06

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

everyone itt is cool though

maybe don't be a bitch?

He can't help it, that's his nature

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:07

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Ghost Dog posted:

its unfortunate that only the 1st quarter of this dildo counts

Final dildo score is meaningless

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:07

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FuzzySkinner posted:

I don't have a problem with fans of rival teams.

The Bengals fans ITT are chill as gently caress, as are a couple of other AFC North goons.

I have no idea where this rear end in a top hat came from. Trash talking is loving lame when it's among people you're just trying to vent around and that's kinda the point of this thread.

I came from the forums to drink your tears

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:08

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Grittybeard posted:

While it's vaguely amusing I have to admit you Ravens guys are super happy about beating the Browns of all teams.

It rules, crushing retarded children's hopes and dreams is better than watching andy dalton fumble a playoff game away

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:09

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Ghost Dog posted:

its not actually your personal black velvet journal bedazzled with "Sundays have been a living hell for me since 1999. "

THIS IS HIS SAFE SPACE NOT A FORUM ABOUT THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL

DO NOT TRASH TALK HIM EVERY SUNDAY SINCE 1999 HAS BEEN HELLISH

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:11

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FuzzySkinner posted:

!!!

My true passion .

I'm not sad. I'm frustrated after a stupid loss.

My NBA team are defending Champions, and my baseball team is about to win the division. Did you know I'm in "Believeland" when they won it? . Cool huh!

"Every Sunday has been hellish since 1999"

I see that that all those other sports things are very relevant to Ravens 25 - Browns 20

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:13

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Blarfk posted:

Steelers actually rule my friend and they will be battling the Ravens in the playoffs as god intended

Evil Rules. See you in the WC round

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:14

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Alaois posted:

please change your av i do not want to see terrell sugg's gross tiny teeth

It was a gift!!!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:21

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Blarfk posted:

it will turn into a farce of phantom DPI and non-fumbles as the refs get conflicting orders of who to rig the game for

I'm going to headbutt Ike taylor

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 22:22

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Metapod posted:

Parm is a Ravens fan now things you learn in discord

Can confirm

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 23:54

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riht posted:

same

This Sunday has just been hell on earth

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 01:53

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The infant slaying, barrel burning, retard mocking, heartless human garbage Ravens fan Parmesan Basil

Welcome to the fold

Did you know that this Sunday was like hell as the Ravens beat the Browns 25-20? Not really though because only the first quarter counts

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 02:08

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Parmesan Basil posted:

I am feeling very attacked and abused right now...

So a typical Sunday night for AFCN fans!

A typical Sunday since 1999.....like hell....

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 02:10

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Ghost Dog posted:

sometimes you gotta root for a poo poo team full of bad people. i struggled with rooting for a murderer for awhile but luckily donte stallworth is a distant memory

Golden boy garbage humans

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 04:07

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sharknado slashfic posted:

I don't care about the late games but I just came here to lmao at the Browns

Things you should know:

- Every Sunday since 1999 has been like hell for Browns fans
- Browns fans are autistic children with zero perspective
- Browns fans have autistic friends on twitter
- This is a safe space for Browns fans, do not tease them over their impossibly stupid statements
- Only points scored in the 1st quarter count
- Ravens 25 - Browns 20

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 07:08

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Looks like tough, hard nosed football to me

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 14:11

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Chilichimp posted:

Weird way to spell MMA

Steve Smith is well versed in krav maga

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 14:24

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 12:52

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Ghost Dog posted:

even with the ref looking right at it smh

Every Sunday Since 1999 Is Like Hell

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 16:24

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