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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Why did the last thread get shut down?

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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Velisarius posted:

I guarantee all of those Cocos are OT Genasis fans.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
My parents are flying to Hong Kong and taking a cruise to China and Vietnam. How does one make funeral arrangements when loved ones pass away overseas? Thanks.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

LingcodKilla posted:

its campy as gently caress. just turn off your brain

It's close enough to comedy.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Ouch, her balls got crushed!

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I was born in Malaysia and apparently whenever my parents went out for dinner all the waitresses would go nuts for little blonde two year old me and would just take me away. My parents would go Thank Christ and enjoy their meal.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
No fair! I didn't get to read it!

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

webmeister posted:

My brother's a doctor and his quip is always "If alternative medicine was proven to work we'd just call it medicine".

I think that's a Tim Minchin line.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Great, I missed the lucky Heil Hitler page. And now I'm posting on page 89, which must be super unlucky because of Tiananmen.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Fauxtool posted:

nothing happened in 89, it was an uneventful year. Baidu search results are empty, stop talking about 89

Ah, poo poo. My bad. I mean your bad! I'm not the one who made a mistake!

This is hard.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

nong posted:

My bad if I misunderstood.

No worries, mate. It's OK.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ah the nyc special minus the smell of old hotdog water

Why do the streets of New York smell like old cum?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

The Korean girls are doing their best to suck, but the Chinese team is just better at being bad. Impressive really.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Is Chen Long a known lecher?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Khorne posted:

I don't know how common it is but multiple asian girls gave me poo poo for having light brown eyes. Dark brown eyes = real person (asian), blue eyes = american stereotype, light brown eyes = satan himself aka me. I mean I guess they are kind of hazel which is probably why. Maybe it was just a small sample of women that I had talked to for a while online before meeting and they made assumptions about my eye color that weren't true in real life.

What about green eyes?!?!

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
A proper sex scene is way better than a train going into a tunnel.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

LingcodKilla posted:

Put Saran Wrap over the toilet bowl you ding dong.

I don't think he wants to prank himself.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I prefer Black Labial.

Their're all criminals and AIDS .

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Holy poo poo! Pissss!

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Here's a pretty good documentary about how the Chinese won World War II

https://youtu.be/fw0kg2GWVHo

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
"No, Merriam-Webster is wrong. I am the expert."
- Chinese person trying to save face.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Homosexuality does not exist in China. Nor does happiness if you meant it that way.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Maybe it's because of all that oily poo poo he ate on monday?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Interesting. When did latinas get sexy?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Are we supposed to know what that means?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

That's Hong Kong, not China.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Barudak posted:

No, and in fact their entire native concept of desert is a trainwreck.

Gobi's alright.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
That wasn't even a humblebrag. Harris Wittels must be spinning in his grave.



Fun fact: my phone wanted to autocorrect "spinning" into "spin nong".

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Donors' collected blood was pooled together and the lucrative plasma removed. The remaining blood, now cross-contaminated, was then injected back into the donors so they could donate again soon.


Jesus Christ!!

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
And the cure for dehydration is drinking water. That child is loving dead.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I hate it when you guys write a bunch of 农民 拉屎 小便 poo poo in the middle of your post and expect everyone to be able to read it. We're not all Chinese, you racist fucks.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

oohhboy posted:

Went to a McDonalds

Why didn't you list every item on the menu?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

oohhboy posted:

Length is also a terrible way to measure quality as they have nothing in common, I present AO's long post as evidence.

Hahaha oh wow.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Remember back when we were surprised he found no takers on Chinese Tinder? Were we ever so young?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Don't marry her if she's an idiot.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Oohhboy, what the gently caress was the hilarious thing in your luggage that looked like a hand grenade?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I think you misheard it. He actually says "piss".

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Haier posted:

I get the same reaction from women.

Must be nice having a 7cm+ lund.

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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Or I could compare China and India, two huge countries with a large population with one having followed capitalism and democracy and the other having followed Communism for part of its existence and do so at great length orrrrrrrrr

not

One has hair caves. The other has plumpy holes. Therefore

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