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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
"Why won't you condemn the killers?" He asked of the community as it condemned the killer.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

VitalSigns posted:

This cannot be real. If this is real, freep has finally broken my brain. It's soooooo close, and then :psypop:

This kind kind man gave my family free medical treatment when we were poor, such a noble Christian soul. Then I found out he cares about helping poor people more than being filthy rich, what a loving idiot!


I feel like Jesus must have had a parable about someone exactly like this freeper.

E: Found it, he's this guy

That guy was a dumb liberal Jew though, not a Christian. I still can't believe his example of "dumb Jews voting against their own interests" is "my mother's friend Ruthy was married to a dentist. He treated all of us for free when my pop got sick. When I grew up I realised he was a moron because we couldn't pay him.".

Are we ever going to beat this post for sheer dumbfounded blindness? I feel like we see endless awfulness but this kind of mind blowing "wait what?"-ness feels special.

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Sep 23, 2016

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Dalereed (I can only see at as one word now) was also irreligious and was way more of a cranky contrarion than anything else, at least compared to the typical Freeper. Also the list of things he disliked was far reaching and hilarious. Hats. Skim milk. Unleaded gasoline.

Plus he talked about banging his teacher in his hot rod in the 50s? In our dreams freep is that much fun instead of just sad/infuriating.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I like to think when the time comes that he needs his "TYRANNY RESPONSE TEAM" t-shirt he ziplines into it and lands in the street ready to roll before promptly laying down in the street and dying.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Annointed posted:

Your pessimistic belief that they'll live that long considering we all joked about Dalereed being immortal is humerus.

Not all freepers are 80. Plenty are in their 50s and 60s so we'll see their rage, it just probably won't be on Freep as we know it.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Loel posted:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2238404/posts



I kind of want to go through and put x's through the zotted :v:

From a couple pages back but I ended up browsing the photobucket album for this event and anyone want to play at Caption Those Freepers?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

quote:

Does she remind anyone else of their psychotic, habitually lying ex? Evil like that gives me the creeps.


21 posted on 10/19/2016, 8:50:12 PM by pke

quote:
To: 2ndDivisionVet

"Such a nasty woman," Trump uttered, interrupting Clinton as she repeated that it's necessary to "replenish the social security trust fund."

Hillary is the National Ex-Wife.

49 posted on 10/20/2016, 12:19:43 AM by cynwoody

Projecting so loving hard wow

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

skaboomizzy posted:

:lol: even Mitt Romney had enough sense to know he should be self-deprecating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBelIMrKll8

Man, who'd have thought it would take Donald Trump to make me long for Romney and think of him as a real class act.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Tias posted:

I can't find it anymore, but my favorite post on Russia was some freeper fapping vigorously over the "strong young round-faced slavs" he saw on a trip to Russia, and how they'd certainly conquer the west any day now, just you wait and see!

I remember that one, he said he mostly saw two types, those and "tall proud Nordic" types, but I'm pretty sure they were going to be the vanguard against Islam as the last true Christian country, not conquering the west.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

McGlockenshire posted:

No guys, there's no vast right wing conspiracy, but there is a vast left wing conspiracy!

Yes, it's called all media and stuff that isn't theirs.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
The first thing a dictator does when they get into power is seize all the guns. Guess it's lucky Obama didn't turn out to be a dictator but the next one totally will be?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Plinkey posted:

Probably not, but Dems getting into the gun culture and getting them out of the bubble and interacting with the rest of america is probably a good thing.

Dems will buy up all the guns and ammo then claim the shortage of ammo and the high price of guns is because Trumps goons are readying the queer internment camps. I hear they bought a billion rounds of ammo for "training exercises".

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Has Freep reacted to the fact Obama will probably be part of Trump's kitchen cabinet and advising him on things?

Does that mean unofficial advisor?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Yes. A kitchen cabinet is a group of people not officially assigned to cabinet positions but who have the president's ear regarding policy decisions.

Cool but I honestly can't imagine that'll be much of anything after the inauguration.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Cythereal posted:

Trump really doesn't seem to have gotten that to be president of the USA is to be the subject of nonstop ridicule and harassment.

Considering he was dishing out the harassment for the past half decade you'd think he really would.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I just figured a Sanctuary College was where you went after you graduated from the local high school in the Sanctuary City you grew up in.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

McGlockenshire posted:



Meanwhile, despite the whole commercial drone thing, the rest of the thread is having power fantasies about what they'd tell the Chinese about how expensive and valuable the drone is and how it's a nuclear warhead in disguise and how it's booby trapped and so on and so forth and kill me now
Man you were not exaggerating.

quote:

We should build them to explode packets of indelible black and blue ink with a terrible smell you can't get rid of if anyone opens it unauthorized. While playing the National Anthem. Take THAT, Chicoms!


61 posted on 18/12/2016, 03:19:55 by EinNYC
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quote:

Send the Chicoms a note: "Thanks for finding our old style drone. It's obsolete and you can keep it, enclosed is an invoice for the purchase price of $350 million. Oh by the way, we probably forgot to arm the nuclear self-destruct device, but you might want to check to be sure".


54 posted on 18/12/2016, 03:08:05 by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)



Also I can't tell if this is meant to be complimentary or not:

quote:

To: AnotherUnixGeek
It's a threat! Keep up!

China - "Why are they letting us keep it, great we went to far. Take it back guys, let's get beyond this".

It's like a man cheats on his wife and she immediately says, whatever, forget it. The foreign policy of the passive aggressive :)


23 posted on 18/12/2016, 02:39:58 by wiseprince
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quote:

To: wiseprince
"She tells her husband forget it"

Then when Monday comes she goes and cleans out the bank account gets an attorney and the poor guy doesn'€™t know what hit him!
That'€™s Trump, that'€™s how he plays the game, REAL SMART. So smart Liberals can'€™t even figure it out!!


66 posted on 18/12/2016, 03:35:50 by Just a little eagle
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I couldn't not bold that part. Just wow.

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Dec 18, 2016

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

chitoryu12 posted:

Do Freepers think Muslims are like the Empire from Star Wars? You just blow up the Death Star and suddenly the entire force just surrenders and you have world peace forever.

Yes. It's like how Jews haven't been a thing since the Romans sacked Jerusalem and burned the Temple.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I clicked through to the thread and read his profile. He's a semi retired independent bookkeeper. He's not hiring nobody.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I was really looking forward to reading Freeps livethread of the inaugeration. :(

I'm not sure what it says about me that that's something I look forward to though.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

MeLKoR posted:

Alexandre Bissonnette: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know


They gonna Breivik this dude, big time!

22 posted on 1/31/2017, 12:34:52 AM by pluvmantelo (Boomer Presidents:The Grifter, The Midget & The Traitor. Hoping Trump is The Boss)
:ohdear:
Put him up in a nice condo with a PlayStation?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Is Jesus stealing that guys heroin?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Neo_Crimson posted:

Honest question, what does Milo's resignation mean, if anything?

Instead of Milo publishing on Breitbart, Milo will publish elsewhere and someone at Breitbart will write an article about what Milo said.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Mister Olympus posted:

The argument was that "this is why he wanted the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to perform at his inauguration," ignoring that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir has performed at every Republican inauguration since Nixon.

e: mind you this doesn't necessarily rule out conflating the two

Every Republican president since Nixon has been a secret Mormon? I'd buy it.

Romney was a false flag.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
When they like you... they really really like you... but when they don't...

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

VitalSigns posted:

Welcome to the Left Coast, homos and gynos! Special shout-out to our islamo guests tonight. Where are my transos in the house!

Mustached Demon posted:

Freepers: I have been slur’d as homo, islamo, transo and gynoslurs

Thousands of years ago, when gynoslurs walked the Earth...

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

CommissarMega posted:

I'm not willing to venture onto Freep for this- what's this all about? Because if there is blatant gay subtext in the new B&tB, I'm buying a ticket for opening night.

quote:

Director Bill Condon said: “LeFou is somebody who on one day wants to be Gaston and on another day wants to kiss Gaston.

“And Josh [Gad, who plays LeFou] makes something really subtle and delicious out of it.

“And that’s what has its pay-off at the end, which I don’t want to give away. But it is a nice, exclusively gay moment in a Disney movie.”

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

McGlockenshire posted:

quote:
To: RoosterRedux

FUNYT.
Corporate leftist want us all to die.

41 posted on 1/19/2015, 9:16:09 AM by Post5203 (Of all the jets that hit their targets on 9-11, the one that didn't should have.)
Wow. I assume this is about the Pentagon?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Twelve by Pies posted:


I'm not sure what he thought his end goal was. If Hillary won, he couldn't keep going as a moderate I don't think, and of course with Trump winning he had no choice but to shift into "Trump is actually great and I was wrong the whole time!"
Wait is Beck supporting Trump now? After his Samantha Bee segment I kinda figured he couldn't just go back to that...

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

SocketWrench posted:

Finally, gold no one can steal








and live, muahahahaha

I'm just hearing "ring that might give you superpowers".

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Bobulus posted:

Really wish the freepers would see that AP article where Trump talks to the reporters and and basically says he didn't think being President would be this hard.

There's literally no way the vast majority won't just type FAKE NEWS

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Here you guys go:

Trump: ‘I’m a Nationalist and a Globalist’

Anyone call 4D chess?

quote:

On the basketball court this would be a fake pass left, fake pass right, fake shot, triple shake head fake.
1 posted on 28/04/2017, 18:53:28 by Berlin_Freeper


quote:

To: Berlin_Freeper
Most guys on the court who do that much faking end up missing their shot or have the ball stolen away.... not bashing, just sayin


2 posted on 28/04/2017, 18:57:28 by reed13k

quote:

40D chess


7 posted on 28/04/2017, 19:04:04 by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)

Justification:

quote:

...”Its like claiming you’re both a man and a woman”....

No it's not..anyone familiar with World Trade understands you can be both a Nationalist and a Globalist when it comes to International Trade. ...That is not the same as BEING a Globalist alone whose desires are a World Controlled by a Globalist Body overseeing nation states governance.

9 posted on 28/04/2017, 19:06:56 by caww
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quote:

I would accept it in terms of America First, because we’re Americans but it doesn’t mean we hate other countries or want to get over on them, but just that we want to be treated fairly, and our clear boundaries should be good for everybody in the world. They should try it.


19 posted on 28/04/2017, 19:44:52 by ichabod1 (I call Obama "osama" because he damaged us far more than Osama bin Ladin ever did.)

quote:

Or - more reality-based, Trump is (I believe) saying that he is a Nationalist - THIS country first - jobs, economy, etc. BUT - he also recognizes the reality of international markets and trade. BUT - while he sees the need for trade, he would/will take a US-first position in every deal.

At least that is what I hope he is actually saying...


22 posted on 28/04/2017, 20:09:48 by TheBattman (Gun control works - just ask Chicago...)

quote:

Hey, globalism isn’t bad if you’re the one doing the globalization. That’s what I read into what Trumps saying.

We want the EU to force the issue of globalization? No, we want the U.S and Presidents like Trump who will put America first during negotiations.

But still, there are many countries that won’t globalize their populations, the’ll take advantage of global Trade, but there’s plenty of countries that simply do not want to dilute their ethnicity.

China big example.


23 posted on 28/04/2017, 20:44:17 by Fhios

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Twelve by Pies posted:

Well Freep surprised me. I thought there'd be much more "fake news" claims than "It's okay when our guy does it."

Yeah me too. No fake news, just a mix of rationalizations, nth dimensional chess and a couple of people supporting it but clearly being wary. Then again that's the only thread I could find on it and it only has 23 replies so it's very possible most of them just haven't heard about it. There's a zillion threads liveposting the latest rally, saying he's doing great and apparently he spoke to the NRA this week though.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Wild turkeys are motherfuckers who will get you any way they can

A death most fowl

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Uh what's the story with the new title?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Fathis Munk posted:

The funny thing about this is that Macron is way more liberal and Le Pen is way more socialist.

Yeah Macron was literally a banker. Le Pen would be more socialist but only for those passing the national purity test.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
If Freepers give charity It's just to keep their website running.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Smeep posted:

We need a FR app so it’s easier to post on phones

31 posted on 5/23/2017, 3:50:00 PM by Yaelle
I'm sure JimRob has a grandson who will happily build one once you raise the required half million that apps cost when you keep them free of government interference :clint:

Donate monthly to keep the app running forever!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I like this logic. What's that, you're against the death penalty? Well what if the chair was solar powered? :agesilaus:

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Fathis Munk posted:

I took a brief peek into one of the shooting threads and hit gold

I guess either the campaign worked or he's an idiot who was never blocked in the first place:

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